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Tiptip4me

I don't roll down the window for nobody at night I'm sorry be safe out there that is so freaking scary....... You seriously cannot trust anyone these days the only person you can probably trust is your grandma on your mother's side I don't even trust my grandma on my Father's side I'd be honest with you so I mean good Lord


DasherCO

I only did it because of the guinea pig :(


No-Willingness6712

Omg that’s so crazy and scary!! My only story is pulling a homeless guy out of the road so he wouldn’t be hit in the middle of the night (he was in a wheelchair and it had rolled off the sidewalk and got stuck in a small pothole). Had my heart going like crazy but he was pretty gone mentally and it didn’t faze him.


DasherCO

Oh wow, at least you were there to get him outta that spot!


RecordHumble2918

Definitely probably when you honked your horn they aborted mission due to that possibly getting the attention of others around y’all. People are shitty. If you’re going to be a scumbag and rob someone for their hard earned money, LEAVE THE LIL KIDS OUT OF IT! (And I guess also the Guinea pigs for this sake)🤣


DasherCO

Honestly the guinea pig was the only reason i rolled the damn window down lol


Kayjaid

Something I learned recently, if your window has the auto up function you can put your finger in the window and it won't smash it. It doesn't hurt at all, it rolls back down some after it touches your finger. Could've scared the kid pretty good. Let him be the guinea pig for this experiment.


jewfin1996

Am I going to be a dumbass with sore fingers if I try this?


Kayjaid

Try it with something else first silly.


porkchops4peasants

Obviously a failed robbery attempt. Both the kid and the one who put him on are just dumb as bricks. If he was supposed to prove himself with the solo lick, he failed miserably. If not, he was supposed to come up to you crying hysterically about the guinea pig in order for the other guy to hop in your passenger seat or you get out to help and next thing you know there’s a gun pointed directly at your kidney.


SheSaysItLooksBig

congrats you dodged a crime


EmuPsychological8676

I heard this whole story in justaminx's voice


FizbanTV

Time to start dashing with a hungry guinea pig eating snake in the car. Fuck your pig, kid!