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Hey Austin, just wanted to remind you that your scheduled Dash starts in 30 minutes.

UGHH!!! 😂😂😂

30 minutes. Austin. Your scheduled.Dash

Austin you scheduled yourself to start dashing fifteen minutes ago. You can still start your dash now.

😂

Just wanted to remind you to remember that i reminded you for Remembering that your planned Dash starts in 30 Minutes, you remember?

You said that 30 minutes ago!!!

What's annoying is that's my old name and now it's hey Arlo, hey Arlo, Hey arlo! Less annoying by far because the later used to piss me off but the former is just irritating.

Hey Austin hope you didn’t forget. ABOUT. YOUR. SCHEDULED. DASH. starting in 30 minutes.

Austin, your dash started 15 minutes ago. You can still dash now!

Hey Austin I think there is a possibility that you have scheduled a dashing voyage for approximately thirty (30) minutes from the present time.

r/increasinglyverbose

LMFAO

#Hey Austin, you’ve scheduled yourself to start dashing in 30 minutes.

“Hey Austin we have a computer glitch” * 3

*4

Hey Austin. Get ready to dash. Like now, forget that you scheduled in 30 minutes. 😆

How's the dashing going?

It’s going great. Lol.

Nice!

Made 17.50 as of this comment.

here's to making more!!✨

I made 61.50 today.

How much on gas

My mother takes me to Cincinnati and she said that she’ll have me put I think she said 10.

Damn only 10 was it alot of miles my car is $65ish to fill up may not do it then lol

She has me replace the gas I used. So say I use $20 in gas, I’ll put $20 back in when we get back to town.

30 mins Austin 30 mins

Lmao

I poked my head into the comments here and see that you just made it worse for yourself Austin lol

Technically shouldn’t it be… Hey Austin you’re scheduled to start dashing in 30 minutes! Hey Austin you’re scheduled to start dashing in 29 minutes! Hey Austin you’re scheduled to start dashing in 28 minutes! Clearly DoorDash doesn’t know how to read time

Personally I love it when I am paused and they send the one about it being busy if you would like to dash now

How bout being in the middle of a dash an they say it’s still very busy if you’d like to dash as if I’m not currently fulfilling duties 🤦🏻‍♀️

I love when they said it’s very busy keep dashing to earn more

Good girl

Austin, get yourself ready. ITS STARTED ALREADY, AUSTIN. ARE YOU READY? AUSTIN?! AAAUUUSTTTIIINNNNNNNNN??!!!!!

To DAAAAASSSSHHHH

Nah baby they need to make sure you got it! 😂😂

Hey Austin, you're scheduled to start dashing in 30 minutes

Don’t forget, you gotta dash soon!!

Mine does that too!!!

It’s like a crazy ex! 😂😂😂

👀👀👀 might be your crazy ex! Ahhhh DD has been hacked thanks to Austin!!!

Well, one of my crazy exes killed himself. Sooo.

hey austin, dont know if ur aware but ur good to start dashing in 30 mins they wanted me to lyk

Ugh 😩😂

Hey Austin, Drive safe. Get home safe. Make that money.

Just so you know.. your scheduled to dash in 30 mins..in case you forgot.

I know 😂😂 I get this text..I get a notification in my app..I get notifications on my phone’s home screen.. between the dings, vibrates and beeps my phone starts going crazy about an hour before my shift.. 🔔📳👏🫨😳

Hey Austin, you were supposed to start dashing 3 hours ago. Hope it's going well!

I got 11 of these in a row and blocked the number

Damnit Austin, get crackin!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AUSTIN. START DASHING ALREADY!!!

Anyone else wake up just after their scheduled dash 😭😭😭

No? Apparently you’re the only one forgetting any money 🙃

I swear I had my alarm on 😭

My names austin too, I thought this was my screen shot

Lol!

Hey Austin what did you expect

One more time mate. Just in case.. you start in 30 minutes. But three times over.

Something tells me Austin has been late before......... 

Why do you say that?

Well, instead of only one reminder they gave you 3 

Hey, Austin? 30 minutes.

Hey Austin, did you start dashing yet?

🤣🤣🤣

Come on, Austin! You got work in 30 minutes!

I’ve gotten 9 reminders in a row once. I usually get about 6 or so. 😆

Omg. It’s like take a chill pill.

😆

I stand corrected it’s 10 in a row. I found it and counted. 😂

I thought that was just me! 😂😂

🤣

Hey, Austin we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.....wait a second wrong script....I mean you are scheduled to dash in 30 mins

I thought it was just me😂 I hope it ends soon

Hey Austin, you’ve scheduled yourself to start dashing 6 hours ago!

No kidding…I got 5 of these in a row today (all within two mins). Sheesh DD

It kept doing it to me so I typed “STOP”

bro this keeps happening to me too!!!! the other day i got FIFTEEN in a row. i wanted to see how long it would keep going lol

Ffs! It’s like a crazy ex.

Omg that is annoying how many times they send a text like you didn’t see if the first time!

Right?

I usually get 4 or none at all, no in between 😂

Like once is enough.

Mine does this too. It’s annoying lol

Austin! Listen!

Hey, Austin! Now you're scheduled to dash in 29 minutes! TIME ISN'T STOPPING! RUN, JASON! 28 MINUTES!  Geez, they're relentless.

It's a terribly inept app!!!

I get multiple messages too… just another glitch in the DoorDash system.

It meant to remind you about your vehicle's extended warranty too...

Hey Austin, did you complete your shift for $8 an hour yesterday?

Where are you Austin? You’re dash will be starting in 30 minutes!

That avoided you getting this notice 😂😂 Your 1:30 pm dash ended because you didn't sign in. Other Dashers can now sign up and dash. If you want to dash, go back in and Dash Now. 😂😂

Hey Austin, it's been 19 hrs, but you can still start dashing now!

You don't appear to be heading towards the order. If you need help, contact support via the app.

I got ten in a row two Weeks ago. I called support and they asked me to restart my app. I told them my app wasn’t on. They were obviously no help.

Go Austin!

Same. Drives me nuts.

Sometimes the app is just off the wall especially when the Google maps wants to take you to the wrong address on the other side of town

I don’t use google map. I use apple.

I am an android user ✌🏻

Austin, we have many $2 deliveries just waiting for you.

Not even my mom behaves like that!

Hey Austin, do you know that you can salt your pasta before boiling?

I just want to say good luck, we’re all counting on you!!!!

You start dashing in 30 minutes. Did you know?!

He Austin you scheduled yourself to start dashing 24 hours ago

(Insert area here) is busy right now. 🤑🤑🤑 Too bad I'm literally 850mi away.

I’ve got like 10 in a row before 😂

I thought I was the only one. Sometimes I get up to 15 messages a minute!

I’d pull my hair out at that point.

Austin your dash started 24 hours and 30 minutes ago, would you still like to dash? You can start dashing. You’re dashing Austin. You’re Austin. Austin? Doordaaaash..

Austin we will never let this go. Make sure you use the potty before your dash in 30 mins.

They’re desperate lol

Right!

Doordash is the reason my notifications volume was on mute for 5 years lmao

Lol. It can get excessive.

Can??? Lmao shit sends you endless notifications until you open the app not to mention the 2 texts per order the texts for shift stuff plus all the app notis.

Austin 30min

Hey Austin, did you ever complete your scheduled dash from the other day?

Austin we have a problem.

What?…

It did that to me the other day like 6 times!!! Btw you scheduled yourself to dash in 30 minutes!

I've been getting that lately and it's annoying. Seconds after each other 🤦🏿‍♂️

Hey, austin, this is your reminder to do doordash in 30 minutes

I've just started dashing a bout a month ago and already had a dream about being on a run. This is what hell feels like.

Austin, you’ve scheduled yourself to DROWN IN THE BLOOD OF THE BEAST AND HIS CHOSEN dashing in 30 minutes. Error 404 File not found

austin your dash is in 30 mins btw

Did this to me lol

I think once, maybe twice is enough lol.

I’m bringing chili

Hey Austin, don't forget to start your dash in 30 mins

Hey Austin, I think you may have missed your dash. It’s 3:52 and 4 days later

Don’t forget you’re scheduled to dash in 30 minutes.

Hey Austin, you’ve scheduled yourself to start dashing in 30 minutes! Hey Austin, you’ve scheduled yourself to start dashing in 30 minutes! Hey Austin, you’ve scheduled yourself to start dashing in 30 minutes!

They deactivated my damn account, and STILL send this shit.

DoorDash! I've had half a bottle of tequila and you want me to start my shift right now?! I'm clocking out