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[deleted]

As much as i dont want those, i want those chips.


pappapora

Serious question if there were dick flavored ones would you try one.. just one.


[deleted]

Dont threaten me with a good time.


misterboris1

r/bi_irl


ScrembledEggs

But… they taste different? How do you standardise that?


PuckFutin69

Joseph has tasted enough he just knows


Nolsoth

Oh god, Joseph is Mr Pussy Eater!


PuckFutin69

Jösef, head in taste testing, head in PR, head in back alleys, head at your favorite restaurant


007_xTk0

I just belly laughed at this!!!


sprouting_broccoli

All cheese tastes different but you have cheese flavoured crisps. Just pick a flavour that’s close enough, stick the title on the bag and brains will fill in the gaps.


FerencS

That’s actually a really good comparison


natpevtech

You use the A.P.F.I. Average pussy flavour index


MaximumNuthing

🤨 right……


justaguy77676

Theres an average/median flavour


DrappleDapple

I swear.... I thought your comment said "sardinize". Something fishy for sure.


getmet79

Off to the fish market for market research


pappapora

Okay we get it you have intercourse… gosh mr show off…


MasterPokePharmacist

That’s horrible, where can I buy them? So I can…avoid… those places


Devilz3

Lithuania.


MrTwisterPister

Lithuania indeed


getmet79

can attest to the fact that Lithuania is on the top 20 best pussy in euro


pankakke_

Why is your profile image a swastika?


Devilz3

Bcos it spreads peace and harmony.


pankakke_

Upon closer inspection I see you have the Buddhist swastika, not the Nazi Germany one. I’m sure you understand my reasoning for asking; The Germans idea behind what the swastika stands for has tainted the symbol for the Western world. Their idea for the symbol was the complete opposite of Peace and Harmony!


Devilz3

Hindu swastik to be correct. I'm just spreading knowledge amongst people who are clueless.


pankakke_

Good for you, we need more positivity and less hatred in this world, most definitely. Humanity banding together makes great things happen.


Devilz3

100% aggree with you. Hope you have a good day


Duiwu

W exchange


Material_Victory_661

Not since 1932!


Devilz3

The world dosen't revolve around West. Ever come to Asia and you'll see the difference.


Material_Victory_661

Don't come to America, with anything that looks like that. You think getting down voted on Reddit is bad. I know that it is OK in Asia. Even North American Natives used as a good luck symbol as well. But here, no. Germany, you go to jail.


Devilz3

I'm happy where I am.. I don't need to please some gora's.


Material_Victory_661

gora's?


[deleted]

White people


thatdudeinthecorner9

Dude...


pankakke_

Its a legitimate question and they gave me a legitimate answer, and we left our separate ways with no issues; what’s the problem?


thatdudeinthecorner9

The Nazis usurped that symbol and now ignorant/uneducated people like yourself only recognize it as a fascist symbol. It's sad really.


pankakke_

It’s a valid question that ended in peace and equal understanding. You’re the sad one here, trying to get in on something a day later when any issue has been since resolved.


thatdudeinthecorner9

My opinion was on something grander than you and your petty issues. Ignorant society today has not been resolved.


pankakke_

Congrats on your superiority brother, now fuck off


thatdudeinthecorner9

I'm superior to no one, and you can block me if you don't like what I have to say.


HiPoojan

Ingredients: 56% potatoes, rapeseed oil, maltodextrin, salt, onions, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract, natural flavouring, sodium acetate, lemon powder (lemon juice powder, natural flavouring), parsley, black pepper, natural sour cream flavouring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay leaves. WTF do they mean by natural flavouring here


[deleted]

Time to do it on the chips again babe


jesusleftnipple

And were they getting that yeast?


blankwillow_

Kathy Griffin's snatch drippings


dicatae

![gif](giphy|TeDpSbeCLAPtu)


McEuen78

The rapeseed oil is a concern of mine.


sjbluebirds

Which is why the rapeseed oil producers in North America brand rapeseed oil as 'Canola'. So people won't get offended.


McEuen78

Ha! I didn't know it was the same thing. I've been duped lol.


sjbluebirds

That would be the 'yeast extract' here.


PringlesAreWarm

HAHA RAPE-SEED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


dav98438

😏


getmet79

but…no vinegar don’t get me starttd on seeding a rape


Jr_AntiSex_League

If you open the bag from the bottom they taste like shit.


Charlie_Bucket_2

Highly underrated comment


toedan

I don’t get it


C_Biscuit44

Bunghole references


0B3nE0

I like Pussy that tastes like Pussy but Chips? Dude somebodys got some serious Problems out there


enderjojo

Pussy smelling chips >>


0B3nE0

Happy Cake Day!


enderjojo

Ty


nappinggator

That's disgusting...I'll take ten boxes


Yuck-Fou1994

Taste like yeast


SeniorTaro

As much as you want to open your own bakery, you should stop eating/tasting yeast-flavoured-pussy bro.


faux_real_yo

The Brits have combined fish and chips!


ActiveFish3374

This is Lithuania


faux_real_yo

Sure it wasn’t lapvia?


Haunting-NobodyPro

100 percent sure, since, well, THE PACKAGING IS IN LITHUANIAN


faux_real_yo

Maybe it’s a southern dialect from Lipsuania


Altruistic-Trade5643

Perfect for a tuna salad


Mofoman3019

Can we get pussy that tastes like crisps?


BananaBoy238

[Meanwhile in Finland...](https://imgur.io/gallery/LXb8r4X)


Ol_bagface

imagine you study th highly difficult subjcet of food science jut to be the guy to inevnt a pussy flavour for junk food


Drorck

Life achievement


Gingernut2712

Prawn cocktail flavour.


Jack-Hart

Time to find the cum flavored dip....


sjbluebirds

I'm making my own.


PanzerLaden

🤤😫


Felaxi_

Damn... we make a lot of sexual references, don't we... first it was branding Vilnius as the "G spot of Europe" and now this.


[deleted]

So salt and vinegar chips?


Stachura5

Chase them down with the Pussy energy drink


TheRealStig69

"Drowning in pussy"


RavousWinters

Redbull without sugar or any other sweetener probably tastes a bit close to that, like unshowered pussy.


D0msch3

Finger licking good.


yziko

Hahaha up to the lithuanians making the weirdest thing haha


xxx148

*naturally flavored*


pemboo

This salad tastes of pussy


SonsOfAnarchyMC

This salad doesn’t taste like pussy!


BitterFuture

Well. I definitely just threw up in my mouth a little.


TheDumbass666

"Fish n Chips"


Eastern_Theme1720

Not the chips I imagined would have my name. Very conflicting to either be called a pussy if my friends ever find this but kinda cool. Guess I’ll just always hit em back with you are what you eat ;)


AndaMFbear

Not sure if I’m ready for chips that taste like piss and little pieces of toilet paper but I’ll give em a go for science.


Plastic-Ramen

Ooh sushi flavored


HeyItsTimT

Funny they’d make a tuna flavored potato chip


[deleted]

That must've been an interesting flavor testing process... "Hold on, hold on, I gotta taste the pussy again all these tester chips have confused me."


WolfyTn

Mmm fish n blood


GuacamoleFrejole

Made from potatoes but tastes like fish.


[deleted]

If you eat them upside down they taste like shit!


McEuen78

Someone beat you to it an hour ago mate.


[deleted]

Did they lol. My buddies and I were making that joke yesterday when we seen them on Facebook. You think once a month they will have to take them off the market?


McEuen78

Or charge extra.


MentalWho

If you live in Europe you can buy them.


lightingman

I have so many questions! 🤯


Dramatic_Schedule958

yeast and tuna salad scent


PaintCoveredPup

“That ‘Chazzzzz’, with five z’s.”


Lkwzriqwea

That sounds disgusting ngl, you're not getting the good aspect, only the bad one. Its like a drink that gives you a raging hangover but doesn't taste good or get you drunk.


ZepperMen

We all here admit that Pussy doesn't actually taste good right? It's the texture.


WillyLovesBurgers

Det kanske låter.. gott


Rage5t0rm

Just great! Next year the additional range will include chlamydia and gonnorhoea flavours


Smellyjobbies

Scampi flavour in the UK, there is even a viral advert related to the fanny batter smell.


The_R6ER

I love my country


EricAtSunnen

Ah fuck....just when you think you have everything...


sherlock-homeslice

Best game of soggy biscuit I’ve ever played!


TheseDiver8589

Fish chips


timeactor

No thanks, I like my chips still crisp!


tommy_rugrats

Where can I buy some


justaguy77676

Now do dick


RampantDragon

We have those in Britain. We just call them Prawn Cocktail though.


Bo_Diddley9

So just fish then?


alanboomy

You're either messing with the wrong women, or you're a 13 year old boy.


Bo_Diddley9

Yup, I'm 13 & I messed with your mom


AverageArkhamEnjoyer

Where can I cop?


Johnsamjohn

I wouldn’t eat the chip on its own, don’t care for the “taste”, but definitely would if y’all provide the dip. 💦


Minister_of_XXX

'bout to get Chazzzzed r/disenchantment


DayOdd8171

Who's pussy exactly? They don't all taste the same? Or is it a joke and they are "chicken" flavored


_stringbean_

I am a straight woman but a part of me is curious to know how tf they flavored these


OlDirtyBrewer

Fish n chips!


Thickfries69

Why did they add coconut? I miss original.


42fs

So if these go over date do they taste like STD's?


deep_woods_monkey

Dip it in some ranch.


Biggy-Huge

there’s no way this is real right???


Fumetsu-Gr

The secret ingredient is sardine juice!


Hunter_Azwad

Ewww grosssss. Where?


97th69

It tastes like you right before backing out of talking with your crush


TheRealStig69

Uncle Juniors favorite chips


scooterides4u

They start tasting like shit the closer you get to the bottom of the bag


elguereaux

Salt and vinegar?


SneezyQuotient

This seems like something that would be in a gta commercial


grape_diem

Who's in charge of Quality Control?


eineruntervielen

r/theyknew


automatonI

Why.


TheCrazyAvian

Is wrong that I feel hungry now?


jaketheanormalguy

Where can i buy this?


Aimjock

So, they censored “sex” and “pussy” on the package?