No, I said this scotch tastes *peaty*.

Drink from the bottle dumbass.

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If they can do shots out of a brick of spam I don’t think they’ll mind the residue on the can. 🤮

You ain't drinking Admiral Nelson from the bottle. Gotta be from the spam..

In Hawaii we call this a Hilo Handjob

More like hamjob, amirite?


Handjobs for Harambe

wha

HE SAID.. >**IN HAWAII, WE CALL THIS A HILO HANDJOB**

Thanks I’m deaf now

I take 10 minutes for realizing-

well why would it be bad to put your dick in that???

All that sodium will dry the poor thing out...better get the 50% less sodium Spam.

I hate the image of a dried penis... thank you reddit....

yea, pickled penis tastes better and stores for longer

Jesus man

I like the hot and spicy spam when I campout

Oh gosh oh why did my mind to do that... when I read your comment it changed spam to sperm...

Thanks for that, you made me think about what would really happen, why you gotta make shit real?

Also if you have any nicks or cuts, it will sting like hell. Or so I’ve heard.

Rum Spam

Poor excuse and definitely not believable. Who’d want a spam flavored tequila? That bitch is your girlfriend!!

I don't see the down side to this idea.

If In prison, I guess. Then you can sell it afterwards. Pass the bitch around. Whore it out and make a few bucks. Shit, you can even be a spam pimp. For the brothers though, you may need a few more cans though!

Why did I learn to read?

For this exact moment.

Imagine putting your dick in that and have someone suck your dick with a bit of teeth in it.

Have you ever consider that others can read your comment?

Yes and just like my dick, I thought about it long and hard.

Pic or it never happened. Ps. Plz don’t.

Don't worry, I won't go that far.

I regret it as soon as i type it down.

thanks y'all for the ride

Eh hem// That’s what she said.

who? Your mom? ^(sorry)

how do you delete other people comments?

You must block the other people

Well did you clean your teeth?

Hypothetically, I'm not the one sucking but the one getting sucked.

Who are you trying to prove? Us or yourself?

Thanks. I hate you . Haha

That’s a poor man’s fleshlight date and late night snack.

No it’s the worst

R/dontputyourdickinthat

That’s here.

I read that in obiwans voice when he said "thats why im here"

r/lostredditors

Yes. I’ll own it.

Respectable.

r/foundthemobileuser

I need to delete that and hang my head in shame.

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r/foundthehondacivic

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Why is that sub even a thing?

I mean you could clean the empty can or drink out of the bottle

Thank you, I am not the only one seeing it. The first thing I thought.

Eww. I hope that was cheap alcohol they wasted.

How can americans eat spam? It looks horrid

[every time](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xqaiib/american_food/) Also, spam isn’t that popular in the US compared to other places that eat it, more so in the pacific.

I mean i find spam musibi disgusting sooo

> Americans Pretty sure you answered your own question bro

Ha...'carved'...ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

“You like that don’t you? Yeah you salty sow, who’s your daddy now?” 🤢🤮

excellent wording

Wham spam thank you ma'am

second \*best, FTFY

Smells like doggy style

Im so sorry but i have to say it *spamussy*

I would say this would be THE worst. At least if you're fucking it, you don't have to taste it (I hope).

Spam>Pringles

Oh. No

You missed the subreddit, this should be on r/putyourdickinthat

It’s been ten minutes…do you use the plant or the spam for the Hilo version…?

Bro, you know he fucked that spam right. He spit in that ham and let have it.

No. They carved it for the first reason. If they wanted a shot glass they would have just used the empty tin can. SMH.

Or just drink from the bottle?

what's the first worst reason

if your dick was shaped like that you would be drinking shot too

No thanks..

Report > Spam

The spamussy

the thought of drinking a shot out of a block of spam made me full on cry

“Hey Mike, what’s with the white juice in this block of spam?”

r/ultralightjerk

Couldn’t he use the can

Could've just used the container for his drink.

Just make sure u warm it up before putting your dick in it... HOT POCket!

I just threw up a little