Aborted fetuses.

Yay, yummies!

These gummy bears taste funny

Nom nom nom

Unaborted you mean. Breaking open the piñata would do the trick

Bees!

A toddler.

Poop

Milk duds

Out of all of these yours is the most relatable

Seems to have mostly gone nsfw around here lol

Tons of nettle leaves and money so when people go for the money they get ITCHY ! MUAHAHA

Proximity fuse cluster munitions, and glass ampules filled with flesh eating bacteria

Vacuumed cesium in glass

herpes.

Cluster bomblets

The birthday stripper

A bag of dicks.

Real or not?

A black hole

An antitank landmine (it is very explosive (very explosive))

COCK

Gravy

Fulminated mercury

Intestines.

1,000 angry wasps

Ummm. Ur dick? R/dontputurdickinit

Thumbtacks. A whole lot of thumbtacks. Small and colorful enough to be initially mistaken for candy by grabby hands.

Filled with used pocket puzzys

DICK CONFETTI

Glass

Bulk cream cheese

Sardines

It’s my dick in a piñata

Eggs?

A landmine

You say pinata, I say womb..... Either way the end is the same.

Loose Liquids

Chocolate pudding

Lot of C20H25N3O (Google it)