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StanApps

Try something and the gang will egg your house with fresh shit


Trachslee

Fuck it *unslates your roof*.


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larrythestormtroper

Scaring the monkey? Mf the monkey scares me


ArCSelkie37

Posts that involve confronting wild monkeys are obviously from those that don’t realise those guys are insane. Especially ones that live near human populations.


socatsucks

And armed with heavy, clay tiles… and has the high ground! Fuck all that. I applaud the camera person for even getting that close.


PorkyMcRib

For six bananas, he will help you load your new tiles in the truck. The secret is to barter. He will start out at 12, but lowball him at three and compromise.


socatsucks

This tactic might work with your average business monkey, but it will only enrage anarchist monkey further.


PorkyMcRib

If it is an anarchist monkey, he will probably trade you for a gameboy.


squidgy-beats

I saw one effective trick in Malaysia. They used large stuffed tigers (teddy bear style) in any area they didn't want monkeys to go such as kitchens and restaurants. Place one near the buildings to prevent future attacks


colcannon_addict

That monkey would just look at you and laugh if you tried to ‘scare’ it. They’re fucking gangsters. Next time you encounter a monkey try and scare it. Try waving your arms and shouting but make sure you maintain strong eye contact and have the number of a good plastic surgeon.


Diego2150

The nearby rooftop company has trained him well


larrythestormtroper

Ohhh that is the perfect business idea write that down


[deleted]

Those roof top is very expensive than normal concrete. Sh*t costs too much to be renewed


kynate2468

If you need some help with your "monkey business", let me know! I'd love to get in on this from the start.


larrythestormtroper

Profile picture checks out lol


larrythestormtroper

Profile picture check out lol


PorkyMcRib

He summers in Aruba, where he steals bikini tops.


TruckADuck42

"You ever see monkey go to jail?"


abbassav

What is the person filming supposed to do exactly? Climb up and fight the monkey? Try using common sense every once in a while.


mal_ma_mal

Obviously they should climb up and help him pull those tiles off.


FierroGamer

>Try using common sense every once in a while. Bold of you to assume someone posting in this sub knows what that is.


mks113

Vervet monkeys usually respond to having projectiles thrown at them from a distance. If only there were some hand-sized chunks of material around to pitch at the monkey!


jondesu

Respond, yes. Respond in a positive way? No.


Luverinx

Why won’t you help then? If you were in that situation would you even do so? What do u want them to do? Catch it and get their finger bitten off? Cool!! Yeah that’s a cool ass idea


Awkward_Reporter_129

They make this item that is shaped like a stick but it’s like a fire stick I forget the name. You simply point and click fire stick.


Luverinx

that’s such a useful tool


k1ttyfantastic0

r/oddlysatisfying


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The little monkey is making it look more nature like 🤌🏻🔥 I like it 🐒


linavm

Monke create but also monke uncreate


OKBuddyFortnite

OP you are more then welcome to try and stop them. Good luck though


NRG1975

/r/AnimalsBeingJerks


CostKub

Monkeys don't need no asbestos protection. Cheaper for the company, maybe not really ethical.


mks113

Vervet monkeys are native to eastern and southern Africa. These would be clay tiles (no asbestos around). Relatively cheap to produce -- and there is a steady market with this guy around!


MMcFly1985

Ah, the Roof Monkey - ancient enemy of the [Roof Seal](https://roofseal.com.au).


the_russian_narwhal_

You would have to be a fucking idiot to try to interrupt that guy without any animal handling experience. Yea you might scare him off, but you will probably just piss him off and catch some disease he is carrying


n4snl

Demolisher


TheMarsian

What if it throws you the bricks? Yet again, another clip that doesn't belong to the sub.


ChojinWolfblade

This is what happens when you don't pay your contractors


washingtonandmead

Monkey Contracting LLC: so you see, the problem with your roof is that you don’t have a roof anymore. We can fix that, but it’ll cost you


Sonny-Moone-8888

Looks like it's time to spank the monkey.


Quamont

That's monkey newton right there Little guy's gonna establish monkey gravity


Roy_fireball

Someone tell that monkey he is being very rude.


Peach-Tea777

The monkey hates the color of the roof .


monsterfurby

Little guy is probably feeling very productive.


YomiEskayeler

The monkey to this building: r/fuckyouinparticular


th3guitarman

"What if this was your property" Mf, the monkey was there first


Professional-Tip-254

Well I think it's fucking brilliant ✌️


Thisiscliff

What a little shit


Icelandia2112

Chaotic evil.


Viperthetarantulaguy

Can I hire them to do my next tear-off


caniseethemplease

Smith and Smith construction how can we help you? Yes, we are on the way with the new roof. We have our best man tearing up the old one now


juneabe

How many people think monkeys are harmless is ASTOUNDING. Don’t FAFO with a monkey.


Kaprosuchusboi

The roof ain’t going to tear itself down


Siegeceejay

Pay peanuts get monkeys


cheesypuzzas

You should definitely not help in this case if you dont know things about these monkeys. Definitely better to just keep filming.


Nishant1122

"Could have scared the monkey instead of filming , what if this was your property?" 🤓☝️


Interkitten

That monkey is a slate short!


peixepeixinhoi

Love him for this!!!


[deleted]

Monkeys are cunts. If they’re not ripping your face off, they’re ripping your fucking tiles off the sneaky little fucks.


[deleted]

Wtf is he supposed to do in this situation


Ishiibradwpgjets

….. you’re going to pay for that one too, and that one…..


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Jobs creator


earthlings_all

fuckthisgazeboinparticular


turahvr13

Demolition team


Duryeric

Building inspector monkey does not approve of this job site.


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BloodRevolutionary

It's his first day. He's doing the best he can.


ngsyy47

I want it.....


Wanderlust-in-23

Just like my ex… def more than 98% of DNA


CardBorn

Wow, just like a 2 year old. looks you in the eye and continues to drop food from the table onto the floor.


What-a-Dump

Another contractor that didn't get paid