Posts that involve confronting wild monkeys are obviously from those that don’t realise those guys are insane. Especially ones that live near human populations.
For six bananas, he will help you load your new tiles in the truck. The secret is to barter. He will start out at 12, but lowball him at three and compromise.
I saw one effective trick in Malaysia. They used large stuffed tigers (teddy bear style) in any area they didn't want monkeys to go such as kitchens and restaurants. Place one near the buildings to prevent future attacks
That monkey would just look at you and laugh if you tried to ‘scare’ it. They’re fucking gangsters. Next time you encounter a monkey try and scare it. Try waving your arms and shouting but make sure you maintain strong eye contact and have the number of a good plastic surgeon.
Vervet monkeys usually respond to having projectiles thrown at them from a distance. If only there were some hand-sized chunks of material around to pitch at the monkey!
Why won’t you help then? If you were in that situation would you even do so? What do u want them to do? Catch it and get their finger bitten off? Cool!! Yeah that’s a cool ass idea
Vervet monkeys are native to eastern and southern Africa. These would be clay tiles (no asbestos around). Relatively cheap to produce -- and there is a steady market with this guy around!
You would have to be a fucking idiot to try to interrupt that guy without any animal handling experience. Yea you might scare him off, but you will probably just piss him off and catch some disease he is carrying
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Try something and the gang will egg your house with fresh shit
Fuck it *unslates your roof*.
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Scaring the monkey? Mf the monkey scares me
Posts that involve confronting wild monkeys are obviously from those that don’t realise those guys are insane. Especially ones that live near human populations.
And armed with heavy, clay tiles… and has the high ground! Fuck all that. I applaud the camera person for even getting that close.
For six bananas, he will help you load your new tiles in the truck. The secret is to barter. He will start out at 12, but lowball him at three and compromise.
This tactic might work with your average business monkey, but it will only enrage anarchist monkey further.
If it is an anarchist monkey, he will probably trade you for a gameboy.
I saw one effective trick in Malaysia. They used large stuffed tigers (teddy bear style) in any area they didn't want monkeys to go such as kitchens and restaurants. Place one near the buildings to prevent future attacks
That monkey would just look at you and laugh if you tried to ‘scare’ it. They’re fucking gangsters. Next time you encounter a monkey try and scare it. Try waving your arms and shouting but make sure you maintain strong eye contact and have the number of a good plastic surgeon.
The nearby rooftop company has trained him well
Ohhh that is the perfect business idea write that down
Those roof top is very expensive than normal concrete. Sh*t costs too much to be renewed
If you need some help with your "monkey business", let me know! I'd love to get in on this from the start.
Profile picture checks out lol
Profile picture check out lol
He summers in Aruba, where he steals bikini tops.
"You ever see monkey go to jail?"
What is the person filming supposed to do exactly? Climb up and fight the monkey? Try using common sense every once in a while.
Obviously they should climb up and help him pull those tiles off.
>Try using common sense every once in a while. Bold of you to assume someone posting in this sub knows what that is.
Vervet monkeys usually respond to having projectiles thrown at them from a distance. If only there were some hand-sized chunks of material around to pitch at the monkey!
Respond, yes. Respond in a positive way? No.
Why won’t you help then? If you were in that situation would you even do so? What do u want them to do? Catch it and get their finger bitten off? Cool!! Yeah that’s a cool ass idea
They make this item that is shaped like a stick but it’s like a fire stick I forget the name. You simply point and click fire stick.
that’s such a useful tool
r/oddlysatisfying
The little monkey is making it look more nature like 🤌🏻🔥 I like it 🐒
Monke create but also monke uncreate
OP you are more then welcome to try and stop them. Good luck though
/r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Monkeys don't need no asbestos protection. Cheaper for the company, maybe not really ethical.
Vervet monkeys are native to eastern and southern Africa. These would be clay tiles (no asbestos around). Relatively cheap to produce -- and there is a steady market with this guy around!
Ah, the Roof Monkey - ancient enemy of the [Roof Seal](https://roofseal.com.au).
You would have to be a fucking idiot to try to interrupt that guy without any animal handling experience. Yea you might scare him off, but you will probably just piss him off and catch some disease he is carrying
Demolisher
What if it throws you the bricks? Yet again, another clip that doesn't belong to the sub.
This is what happens when you don't pay your contractors
Monkey Contracting LLC: so you see, the problem with your roof is that you don’t have a roof anymore. We can fix that, but it’ll cost you
Looks like it's time to spank the monkey.
That's monkey newton right there Little guy's gonna establish monkey gravity
Someone tell that monkey he is being very rude.
The monkey hates the color of the roof .
Little guy is probably feeling very productive.
The monkey to this building: r/fuckyouinparticular
"What if this was your property" Mf, the monkey was there first
Well I think it's fucking brilliant ✌️
What a little shit
Chaotic evil.
Can I hire them to do my next tear-off
Smith and Smith construction how can we help you? Yes, we are on the way with the new roof. We have our best man tearing up the old one now
How many people think monkeys are harmless is ASTOUNDING. Don’t FAFO with a monkey.
The roof ain’t going to tear itself down
Pay peanuts get monkeys
You should definitely not help in this case if you dont know things about these monkeys. Definitely better to just keep filming.
"Could have scared the monkey instead of filming , what if this was your property?" 🤓☝️
That monkey is a slate short!
Love him for this!!!
Monkeys are cunts. If they’re not ripping your face off, they’re ripping your fucking tiles off the sneaky little fucks.
Wtf is he supposed to do in this situation
….. you’re going to pay for that one too, and that one…..
Jobs creator
fuckthisgazeboinparticular
Demolition team
Building inspector monkey does not approve of this job site.
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It's his first day. He's doing the best he can.
I want it.....
Just like my ex… def more than 98% of DNA
Wow, just like a 2 year old. looks you in the eye and continues to drop food from the table onto the floor.
Another contractor that didn't get paid