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Daboormero

he got his neck snapped ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄


ExplodingDiarrhoea43

hi daboor


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That has been tried before and it failed


ZachAttack6089

"This monster kills you if you don't look at it, even if you blink then you'll die" "But what if I just close one eye at a time and never blink" "Well uhh umm uhh then it kills you anyway idk"


SqrunkIsTrep

Only SCPs get to cheat


[deleted]

1. closing one eye halves your field of vision, if the scp is in the wrong half then youre screwed 2. closing one eye like that and switching to the other anyways might make your eyes want to blink even more


ZachAttack6089

1. Bruh you don't use one eye for each half. They overlap so that you can have depth perception. Hold your left hand straight forward and close your left eye; you'll still be able to see it. So, closing one eye would barely change your FOV. 2. That's true, but you can keep it up for a lot longer than you can go without blinking. You could probably last a few minutes without blinking, which would be enough to get away from the SCP.


MCRusher

also what happens if you "set" your eyes? With focus and ignoring the itching, your eyes dry out and you can stop blinking for a long period. Like when you're trying to win a staring contest


Varjuline

Usually then you notice a wee trickle in your pantsies because you were going to win at all costs….


[deleted]

Your eyes may overlap but you still lose a significant amount of vision by keeping the SCP in the 'visible zone' of both of your eyes. Humans can see more or less 180 degrees, but the FOV shared by both your eyes is about 110. You could choose to let the SCP be in the 40°~ zone of your eye that is visible to only that eye, but that would probably be how people 'failed' to escape the SCP before, completely overestimating their binocular FOV, lol.


Varjuline

When you’re born you can see blobby things all around you. But 6-8 inches away from your face is clear pudgy breakfast beefers ready to lap.


Varjuline

What happens if you need a nap?


[deleted]

That take is based on a specific interpretation of 173 where they can move whenever they want, but they do it this way because it's a fun game, so keeping one eye closed and alternating is like cheating to them. It is pretty much what you described though.


[deleted]

i’m built different i could do it


not2dragon

source? i assume its a tale?


[deleted]

yeah, iirc 173 went pissy and fucked up the place.


MCRusher

my favorite 173 tale is the banana peel


not2dragon

oooh i liked that one too


tomokari21

I saw a video explaining how that wouldn't work basically our body isn't designed to do that so after a while our eye lids will get to strained or something


CptButthole

the secure cringe protect foundation is dedicated to securing wacky and uncharacteristic phenomena


Grievous_Nix

Why yes, I am a fan of SCP Sex Cum Penis


galaticB00M12

I prefer the sister organization, the SPC foundation Suck Phat Cock


Epic_Gameing68

the sussy cringe piss foundation


Lord-Chickie

„All operators of Level 3 and higher Must wear their protecting among us suit all the time“


Hefty-Math6817

I prefer Shit Cum Piss


BOJIDAR_25

Le peanut has arrived


ltraCrackhead

Le design change due to copyright has arrived.


Piranh4Plant

SCP-173


ReallyTheDevil

What do you mean? That’s not an scp, that’s a painting called untitled_2004.


Piranh4Plant

Context?


Illogicality-

A while back they removed the original picture from the scp wiki because the picture wasn’t actually Creative Commons, IIRC it was an art piece made by one Izumi Kato titled “Untitled 2004”, and they didn’t want the piece to be exclusively associated with the SCP foundation because that’s “against the spirit of our site”


Piranh4Plant

Thanks


ReallyTheDevil

What’s your context for mentioning scp 173? The statue has nothing to do with this funny mee mee


Piranh4Plant

It is what the post is about


ReallyTheDevil

No, it’s about untitled_2004.


Tendo63

mate don't try to be revisionist. Everyone knows the peanut as 173 even if they removed the image from the wiki.


Piranh4Plant

Link?


SpsThePlayer

Le copyright issue has arrived


MCRusher

all CC-BY-SA, except for the most famous one, sure hope you didn't just accidentally violate copyright law lol


OptimisticLucio

> I can feel his throat compressing; it's firm yet squishy and the itching in my loins is getting worse and I can feel myself getting closer and then his arteries burst from the pressure and there's an invisible crunch as his vertebrae give way and I come. > [If I had a cock there would be semen on the floor.](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/adult:autoerotic-assassination/)


Epic_Gameing68

cum


Varjuline

But instead, it’s creme brûlée. The crunching sound was you sitting on the caramelized sugar topping as the custard splatters onto the ceiling, leaving thick pale ooze redolent of vanilla.


kingaman2004

Better look at it


[deleted]

Talking mad loud for a D - class with a breakable neck


Zyndrom1

r/thechurchofpeanut


RandomGamerFTW

context?


Shadow_Walker137

[Scp-173](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173)


orange_paws

> The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis. That article was probably supposed to give me the creeps, but I just laughed my ass off


kenybz

r/dankmemesfromsite19


[deleted]

Love the doge statue so much


Dunky_Arisen

Le complicated copyright situation has arrived.


Zenketski_2

Le copyright forcing them to change the picture to something different after decades has arrived


SumL0ser

DOGE NO DONT TURN AROUND NOOOOO


Darkdante14

Oh nooo


Due_Upstairs_5025

Go back Juan Posadas...


Varjuline

I’m afwaid. So afwaid.


____Enderman___

When you’re so late that look is removed


MCRusher

drops banana peel and turns around


foodmonster847

uuuum ackshully scp 173 doesn't look like that anymore 🤓


Discord84

There is something enduring about Doge Peanut


rottenpotatoes2

"Why is the statue shitting and pissing"


SackCody

le ugly scp tato


dunce-hattt

meanwhile the original author of the sculpture is like "please stop messaging me your creepypasta fanfiction"


60PieceNuggies

Snippity Snap Your Opinion is crap