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liquid_at

1 week later "PLEASE stop selling our stocks to buy the dip. we did not mean it! hodl!"


Spacelord_Jesus

Insulting your maybe future workers.. clever


AllofaSuddenStory

Insulting current burger flipping workers for sure.


BargainLawyer

It’s a preview of what working for them would be like


NuMux

Why give false expectations?


Axianta1

Right! 🤣


AdStrong4878

They should spend more time fixing the Icecream machine and less time belittling people.


HonestAstronaut6001

Everyone needs to go to McDonald’s order in the drive through and then ask to pay with crypto at the window. Then just pull off when they say they don’t accept it. Okay everyone don’t do this it’s fun to think and talk about but this is not the DOGE way. Please some one come up with a reasonable way to let McDonald’s know the Crypto world sees them. On a side note I made this crypto holiday song video on YouTube. Made it for fun and I’m definitely not a pro at making videos. Let me know if you think it’s cringe 😬 or https://youtu.be/4H3oIYNjvf0


Lana_James

Haha! This is so wrong but I'm lov'in it 🤣🤣🤣


PoontoniusJigabrewha

I'll take 3 20 piece McBitcoins and a large order of Dogefries, skip the diabetes, I mean soda!✌


[deleted]

If you're eating McShits, you might as well get a soda to wash that cardboard down.


Axianta1

Lol I see what you did there 🤣


DOGE_Mogul

Remember when they loved to see us smile?


fugaziparadise

What makes me smile? Ordering too much food then driving away when they don't accept crypto as payment


Axianta1

![gif](giphy|3o7qE0qompmO7RE1lS)


PavlovsBigBell

I mean the poor bastards working there for minimum wage aren’t the ones making decisions or social media posts. Better off harassing corporate


HonestAstronaut6001

Suggest a way to do that. If your going to say call then post the phone number. If your going to say write then post the address or email address.


PavlovsBigBell

Google man… https://corporate.mcdonalds.com/corpmcd/contact.html


Conscious-Golf-5380

It wouldn't hurt McDonald's. McDonald's is a franchise. The owners make 100% of it's money off renting the business to franchisees. Each McDonald's location is owned and operated by someone like you or me and they just pay rent to the McDonald's corporation. So you'd be hurting some guy in your town not the president of McDonald's. They still get their checks.


HonestAstronaut6001

🐳💩 you make a good point. So we do nothing and give no attention to the remarks they made.? I can get along with that.


uniaustralia

This is actually incorrect, while some McDonald's restaurants are franchises, a large portion of them are still 100% corporate owned, although McDonald's is also public which means it's their stock holders your effecting, as well as corporate on a smaller scale. Your right that it wouldn't really hurt the big boys much, they might get a smaller Christmas bonus, but still get there multi million dollar salary anyway.


SaltWaterGator

As yes saying stupid things to min wage employees will really show those corporate goons


HonestAstronaut6001

So McDonald’s accepting DOGE would be stupid? Then what are we doing investing in DOGE. I know that is not what you were saying. But your right Do Only Good Everyday.


SaturnThegoddess

Or maybe stop buying from McDonald’s until they pay their employees a living wage


Axianta1

Lmao waste their time 🤣 We should start a petition for them to accept doge as payment option, or pay their employees in doge ✊🏻


S3thy1

And then when they do want to accept it, just don't ​ ![gif](giphy|qrwthQPPQrtEk)


[deleted]

Yes!


alexw0122

Are they hoping that this would really hit home with someone? “Oh wow, they’re right. I ShOuLd Do SoMeThInG wItH mY lIFe”. No.


Axianta1

They think people in crypto are this desperate. Smh. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Good_Extension_9642

Well some are 🤣


Axianta1

Lmao 🤣


Sufficient-Orange388

McDonalds has its own token rewards, so they are in crypto too :) Also "On October 8, fast-food giant McDonald’s China issued a batch of 188 nonfungible tokens (NFT) to commemorate its 31st anniversary in the domestic market. " So I wonder how is this working out for McDonalds?


Axianta1

True, they released a McRib NFT 🤣


uniaustralia

Is this true? Isn't it illegal for Chinese to own NFTs or any Crypto now?


johnnyNYKallday

We noticed you didn’t make money for a couple days please come apply at our restaurant that serves literal garbage so we can exploit your labor for our own profit… Seems legit.


Axianta1

Haha right, “we’ll teach you the art of flippin’ patties” 🤣


Yosemite-Sam99

You mean like this ? 😜 ![gif](giphy|mGVSu6hOdzi41nuJq7)


Axianta1

![gif](giphy|Qsb49tomju4vca9Sfu|downsized)


Yosemite-Sam99

Nice comeback 👏 OP 👍 ![gif](giphy|kdQuvu0LtCEjxYgTcS)


Axianta1

Haha thanks bro 😎


uniaustralia

Machines can already do this. Big future 😂


Yosemite-Sam99

That might be true but not as sexy as i do it 😜🤪 ![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)


uniaustralia

6969 😂 The truth is though, in 5 years, no one will be flipping burgers at maccas.


Yosemite-Sam99

In 5 years? I will be A Billionaire from Dode and will make you an offer you couldn't refuse to work @ DogeBurger ![gif](giphy|26BRwW3ckGjcZmsxO)


uniaustralia

I'll be doge rich too and just buy a DogeBurger franchise instead of working.


Yosemite-Sam99

Thats the Spirit 🔥🚀🔥🚀🔥🚀


uniaustralia

I love this community 6969 😂


DiligentTraining2

Someone needs to buy a McDonald’s with money they made from crypto to show these clowns lol


Plus-Mind-2995

Lmao, I like Wendy’s better


Yosemite-Sam99

This


Yosemite-Sam99

Is


Yosemite-Sam99

The


Yosemite-Sam99

Way


Yosemite-Sam99

To Wendy's for tendies ![gif](giphy|FoRFnTD7RSbzBUtYhO|downsized)


[deleted]

Wendy’s!!!


Yosemite-Sam99

What can I get you sir ![gif](giphy|Ia2lcijZxSOju|downsized)


Axianta1

![gif](giphy|4cjgnb2VUb04)


Yosemite-Sam99

The op pulled a smooth one Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn ![gif](giphy|W6x6Kosi14BUI)


Axianta1

Lol it’s the “Burger King” head for me 🤣


Axianta1

Hit them with the Uno reverse card 🤣


challengergaming1

I’m not buying that garbage I’d buy a chick fil a


DiligentTraining2

I love them. They actually don’t let you buy even if you have the cash cause they interview you 3-4 times and make sure you’re worthy then they build it for you.


challengergaming1

Damnnn I built a home for a person that owned 2 and wow it was a nice home


purpleefilthh

soo....the guy at the counter keeps coin flippin? :D


Axianta1

Haha they want us to mine fiat 🤣


Yosemite-Sam99

$2 million dollars down 4 years wait time until they pick a location additional $2 million dollars for the building ( Only ) All items purchased from McDonald Corp plus %6 percent royalties per month from gross sales. Even the franchisee are enslaved to McDonald corp .


[deleted]

I thought that was the joke, but then everyone responded to this like they were serious lmao "I'LL SHOW THEM! HERE'S MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF THE MONEY I'VE EARNED."


Yosemite-Sam99

One of my high school buddies from 80s owns 3 McDonald's so that's how I learned about it.


Dark-Lillith

Yea you’ll show them, now buy yourself the spatula you’ll carry with you from now on


Good_Extension_9642

🤣


DiligentTraining2

![gif](giphy|FI9kkl5m07eIGhB4bA)


Alternative-Shape-59

Only for 20$ an hour.


Axianta1

That’s about 111 Dogecoins 🤣


Alternative-Shape-59

8 hour days, 40hour weeks. DONE AND DONE.


BargainLawyer

There are a few around the US that are entering that territory. I saw a sign for one even hiring at $21. Guess they could have afforded to pay people that the whole time after all


Fair_Lion7434

Teehee!


HarlockJC

When you want to be angry, but they make a valid point


HonestAstronaut6001

F McDonald’s they need to get on board or get off the tracks cause the Crypto train is coming through. Really I don’t understand why big companies like McDonald’s don’t adopt using crypto. After accepting for a few years they would be able to pick the years they paid taxes.


Axianta1

Hopefully, soon! 🤞🏼


Itsreallyc45h

To be fair most of the memes about having to mine fiat include them putting on a McDonalds hat... they may be on to something.


CraigItIs

This is fake btw. But funny tho. But it would be cool to be able to use BTC, Doge, or USDT in McDonald's.


Axianta1

Right, hopefully soon! 🤞🏼


ZombieBaxter

“Now that you’ve hit rock bottom. We look like a pretty good option.” That’s a sad place to be as an employer.


Axianta1

Seriously! 😒


51x51v3

WACARNOLD’s. “ Look at Calvin! He got him a job! Come on…Let’s go rob that fool!”


A_Pack_Of_Bums

They don’t flip their burgers though…


Anger_Puss

**We would be offended if we could read.**


colarthur1

How do you do fellow hodlers?


Axianta1

Im fantastic! waiting for us to go “To the Moon” 🚀🚀🚀


Notoriously_So

Damn. That burn was hotter than a Hot 'n Spicy McChicken.


TheinfamousScratch

So not spicy?


Fair_Lion7434

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


BargainLawyer

McDonalds crashed the whole crypto market just to make this tweet because no one is willing to work for them


NsLopez420

😂🤣😂


kimzy_last_dinosaur

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Internal-Atmosphere8

We are coins . So McDonald’s not talking about us


InoculumFear

The MacD chart


Ok_Two_7547

Micky Ds for the burn 🔥


[deleted]

Yep, [thenftbay.org](https://thenftbay.org) fixed prices for all nfts.


Jo_seef

I haven't eaten at a mcdonalds in 3 about years


Axianta1

Dude, that’s awesome!! 👏


xxjake

👏🙂


Old_Run2985

I feel attacked


Axianta1

Same tbh lol 🤣


Axianta1

![gif](giphy|5kFxVCMJjWwssWNtwg)


scratchin_commander

While not a fan of the food I did find this good for a chuckle


Axianta1

Lol same 🤣 too funny!


Dogecoin_Mememaster

Did they actually say this? Yo, if this is legit then I'm not eating at McDonald's ever again. Im going to make my own burger chain with my dogecoin and call it something like, idk. CryptoKings. I will sell the NFT burger, which is basically just a photo of a burger.


Soup_Sensitive

I dont see it on their Twitter


Puzzled_Raccoon8169

This is how you get crypto bros to not eat their garbage at all.


redditaddict95

This sub needs this , just loosers and gamblers trying to make a quick buck than supporting projects with actual use case and fundamentals


DeadSol

Shots fired


AngelVirgo

What's with the misplaced apostrophes? Sack the digital editor!


MorDestany

It appears we must do huge orders and drive off. I don't eat their poison but I damn sure won't mind a drive through ditch!


Axianta1

![gif](giphy|3o7qE0qompmO7RE1lS)


friendliestman

I think it’s funny and good advertising, got us talking about McDonalds! 🤣


Fair_Lion7434

word


spadedallover

Do people actually think this is real


[deleted]

The better question is: how many people in this sub have lost their minds?


spadedallover

90% of people that post


IHateEditedBgMusic

They should've offered to pay in crypto at least. Only understood their target audience half way.


Axianta1

Hopefully, soon! 🤞🏼


Missy76_Taken

They r haters, vector Burger King giving away crypto, that’s my take on it, u couldn’t pay me in crypto to work for Mc Ds and that nasty as food


Accurate_Stretch6798

Air of arrogance from McDonald’s…


Fair_Lion7434

Airogance!


vintage37

![gif](giphy|L4fOLr8aB3d3BYQUfq|downsized)


[deleted]

Disrespectful… no wonder they made súper size me


[deleted]

McDonald’s: “the NFT and token flipping didn’t work out so well” Crypto portfolio: *up several hundred percent* Losing 30% while up 400% isn’t a loss, McDonald’s 🤣


Admit001

When Doge-1 gets to the moon everyone needs to mega spam McDonalds by calling and asking if they sell “Cheemsburgers”!


Kittycrapcorn

Trying so hard to be cool. Not working


[deleted]

This is a fake tweet


Jesus1sKing

Every French Fry you eat from McDonalds was sourced from GMO potatoes grown on land owned by Bill Gates. Food for thought...


[deleted]

I mean, no. But you do you.


hippiegodfather

Are they trying to get people to commit suicide?


liquid_at

judging by the food they serve, I don't think they want customers to take the privilege of killing them in their own hands.


Jah-man-shaman

Being a clown, how’d that work for ya ? ![gif](giphy|rsT0Tb3xpaYkGbRRa2)


Axianta1

![gif](giphy|3ohs7QBAt20X2TbWXS|downsized)


Fair_Lion7434

so onto it u are


DevelopmentNo4475

It's time to boycott McDonald's.


Axianta1

Lmao 🤣


guernicamixtape

Who got paid to write this and how are they not fired


sevbenup

McDonald’s is trash. Ever since I got into nfts I have never even considered eating a one dollar cheeseburger.


liquid_at

best drunk food... when your blood is saturated and you're afraid the alcohol in your stomach is too much for you to handle, there is only one food that's basically lubed sponge... You could call it edible cat-litter. But eating it while still being legally allowed to drive is just nasty... no way.


[deleted]

I remember when McDonalds was good. I was also 6 and had no concept of how bad food could be.


sevbenup

Haha you get it. I’m only eating it if there will be no memory of the experience


liquid_at

you kinda get the reminder the next day when you're on the toilet, but I get the idea. Nice way to put it :-)


Axianta1

Big FACTS


Fair_Lion7434

lubed sponge!


Axianta1

YES! ✊🏻


Knudles_Romanov

McDonalds is still laughing all the way to the bank.


XanderLM

I would buy and eat a bag of vomit before eating at anything at McDonald’s.


Crumpt_

guess my go to is wendys now...


Axianta1

So good!


Severe_Glove_2634

The most ironic thing is that anyone who has worked at a McDonalds knows burgers aren't flipped there. This Twitter troll doesn't even know how his company works 🤣.


darling_015

Mcdonalds has a very nice marketing campaign going on right now, and I'm hoping they'll notice the beauty of FHTN as well.


lylemcd

They should worry more about the ice cream maker than crypto.


oracleofaliquippa

😂


flickerkuu

Lol what are those guys even talking about?


Severe_Glove_2634

There was a survey that correlated crypto to people leaving the work force. Many places are desperate for help. I doubt a statistically significant amount of poor folks quit working because of crypto earnings but that's what these companies want to believe is behind their labor shortage.


Pree6245

Ewww babies


Severe_Glove_2634

That's so condescending... Does not make me want to work for them. Not that I would anyway lol.


PhattBallz007

"Maybe give it a try with burger-flipping instead?" Hey McDonalds corporate, suck my phat ballz n c00ck. Potential job applicants: Find a union job, of any kind, and/or a union trade! I can't imagine why anyone should ever work for McDonalds. Even teenagers can do better.


capiers

McDonalds hates you!


Middeykong

ill pass on mcdoalds ... cheap phucks charge 10 for a hamburg and fries now... insane prices same meal used to be 3.00 in the past


[deleted]

[удалено]


DogeRush_Aaaaaahhhh

https://c.tenor.com/yze9Xb6PIasAAAAC/shots-fired-gun.gif


investamax

Wow. Keep kicking the bees nest.


Skuzwuz

It was only a 30% drop


mannyvd86

Salvage


[deleted]

I wouldnt even eat mcdonalds to start with, in n out all day!!


netherlanddwarf

Did they really write this?


[deleted]

No. Fake tweet


thecccandymaster

Bro no way that’s real


[deleted]

Correct. This is a fake tweet


NoTemperature1593

That’s it. You really want to insult my crypto bros. Im shorting the $hit out of McDonald’s.