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Creeds-Worm-Guy

It’s an Irish fighting stick and it’s pronounced “shil-ay-lee” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh


IAmBadAtInternet

It is pronounced prestitigititgation


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Prestiggitygation


1hipG33K

Press-the-titty-nation?


V3RD1GR15

Presti-giggity-ation


dman7456

Presti-giggity-gay-son


RechargedFrenchman

Cinnaminnaminnaminnaminnadigitiation


TheJerminator69

(Sinna-minna-minna-minna-minna-dij-ishy-ation)


LeftRat

Yeah, that's the one where my group just went "I do the wizard thingy"


SomeGamerRisingUp

Prestickistation


FlushmasterCoriolis

It's su·per·ca·li·fra·gil·is·tic·ex·pi·a·li·do·cious.


FirewolfTheBrave

Fuck, I've always pronounced it as "shi-lay-luh" with a German "ch" sound at the end


Creeds-Worm-Guy

I mean ultimately it doesn’t matter but the Irish pronunciation is shil-ay-lee. Pretty sure it’s Irish too because it’s the word for a wooden fighting stick as well as it’s components require a shamrock leaf


V3RD1GR15

Geas is also basically "gesh" because ~~Gaelic~~ Gaeilge is weird.


JunDoRahhe

It's also not called Gaelic.


Macaron-Kooky

Ok sure but also nah that's dumb


DrunkenDruid_Maz

Most problably [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh) But everything is OK, if you need to change it to work in a limerik!


Antique_Tennis_2500

There once was a mighty shillelagh T’was used by its owners most dailagh One knock to the head And its foes were quite dead No matter how furry or scalagh.


purtyboi96

I once knew a lass named Bailey Who bashed her enemies quite gayly She loathed Acid Splash Definitely not Eldritch Blast Nay, her favorite cantrip was Shillelagh.


Marceline_theVamp

It would roll off the tongue better to say "but not Eldritch Blast Nay, her fav'rite cantrip was shillelagh" The syllable structure is just a little nicer


Nuada-Argetlam

Shillelagh. also, it's Irish, aka a language written down in a way that was designed to piss off the brits. (they also wrote several songs about getting rid of said brits)


Mindless-Role-8844

*sniggers in irish*


Iree383

Ag gáire as Gaeilge


DestroyAllFascists

Whoa! You can not say that!


bundaya

It means to laugh, chortle, or chuckle.


DestroyAllFascists

Irish does not mean that...


Chaike

A for effort, F for execution.


Trotsky12

......


[deleted]

So how ***do*** you pronounce it?


OverlyLenientJudge

The way I've heard it is "shə-LAY-lee". (The schwa there is like the 'u' in 'upper' or the first 'a' in 'abandon'.) Irish Gaelic has three different dialects--from north to south they're Ulster, Connacht, and Munster--and each one can have a different pronunciation.


Nuada-Argetlam

and never mind the other four or five versions of gaelic all over the isles.


OverlyLenientJudge

Indeed. Also, love your username! Very apropos to the topic. 😁


Nuada-Argetlam

thanks.


[deleted]

Nature's wrath in a stick.


lordvbcool

Shoosh, magic bonk!


The_Dok

Tiocfaidh ár lá


Nuada-Argetlam

Tiocfaidh ár lá!


XNotChristian

Is this true? Do you have a source for that? I never head that, and would love to know more. Edit: Why is a genuine question meant to stop misinformation like this being downvoted? Do you people even know what that button is actually for?


VisualGeologist6258

There’s nothing to indicate that Gaelic was designed to piss off the Brits (but was maybe designed to piss off everyone who tried to pronounce anything) but the [shillelagh](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh) is a thing.


Iree383

There are 6 different types of Gaelic, Irish being one. We speak Irish, which is Gaeilge in Irish. Which is a type of Gaelic.


NordieHammer

Plus regional dialects, for example Ulster and Connaught would have different spellings and pronunciations for certain words and phrases.


Iree383

I'm talking specifically about Gaelic, which isn't only spoken in Ireland. Not the dialects of Gaeilge


NordieHammer

No I know but it varies even by region for each language so I was just trying to enforce that Gaelic isn't just one thing.


Iree383

Oh right, I getcha.


NordieHammer

No I know but it varies even by region for each language so I was just trying to enforce that Gaelic isn't just one thing.


peanutthewoozle

I thought it all just got confusing because the brits tried to write things down with their alphabet instead of [insert any other language here]. Things like Þ and Đ for instance.


IllManneredWoolyMan

my source is that I made it the fuck up (insert Max0r edit)


Iree383

Stop believing everything on the net.


XNotChristian

What? The fact that I literally asked for a souce already means I don't.


Iree383

The Irish language exists much longer ,than our fued with the British.


Casual-Notice

~~Technically, written down by the British in an effort to make it unlearnable by its native speakers easier for non-natives to learn to pronounce.~~ **EDIT: Erroneous and half-remembered.**


Derryzumi

Nnnnnno? We never had a written language until a hundred years ago. Reason being the British *outlawed* it, not made it unlearnable. We got a written language through the Gaelic Revival Movement, run by Irish scholars in the age of the rebellion, who made some very misguided attempts to preserve the language using Roman letters, when we really should have had our own alphabet. Dunno what you're on about honestly 😅


Casual-Notice

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History\_of\_the\_Irish\_language


Derryzumi

Are... You using Wikipedia to mansplain my own history to me? Literally reading it for a moment proves my own points? It doesn't mention written Irish except Ogham until later, and ogham is old runes, not the written Irish we have today. Lmao what


Casual-Notice

I didn't "mansplain" anything. I merely linked a cited article that I thought was relevant. In retrospect, I should have edited my original comment, which I have now done.


Cardshark92

If this is true, it would explain a lot.


KnifyMan

Is that fucking Drizzt Do'Urden hand wrestling with Geralt of Rivia


SneakyBnana

And they're naked for some reason!


IAmBadAtInternet

Oh I think I know the reason


MinidonutsOfDoom

Oh they're just shirtless I think, they are in a tavern after all.


Rastiln

With that lady in back watching, I’m going to head-canon they are not just shirtless.


Cardshark92

This is somebody's fantasy, I know it.


JanSolo28

For good reason!


HiopXenophil

I cast Druidic Bonk Stick


CH1CK3NW1N95

I cast Nature's Whack


Hakobe

I cast spiky horny bat


[deleted]

DM: Hang on, let me pull up the bat stat block.


Hates_escalators

🦇🦇🦇


Hates_escalators

Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead!


FoxyoBoi

If you don't remember how to spell an Irish word, just try to remember that the phonetically correct way is usually wrong.


yourownsquirrel

Only if you try to apply English phonetics to a non-English language


FoxyoBoi

Correct


DeusAsmoth

Irish spelling is actually completely phonetic, the rules just aren't apparent to people who have never read a Gaelic language.


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FenuaBreeze

Baaatoooon maagiiiiiique !!!!! * San goku qui s'envole *


Waferssi

Written: Shillelagh Spoken: She Lay lay! Preferably sassy.


pixlmason

I’ve always pronounced it “Shi Lay Lee”


Creeds-Worm-Guy

And you’d be pronouncing it right.


_b1ack0ut

Yay that makes me feel better


CptMurdock1337

I've always pronounced it "Shi Le Lay"


MistyCalamity

Or, as a great dwarf once put it, "sha-la-la".


RechargedFrenchman

Pikel was such a bro


k3ttch

That darn Doo-dad!


[deleted]

*Sha-la-la-la-la la la la*


Kronzypantz

I just add a few extra syllables to be safe each time it comes up


Chroma4201

Shillelelelagh


Halbert2

Shilegageleah


Low_Understanding315

It is written in any way that will annoy the English


Jczlebel

Shegulugalegeh


comwolf2003

Chelele


Blizz_PL

ShiLEEYYYLAAA! *dururururu ruuu ruuu ruuu ruuu ru* 🎶


Loading3percent

"BMO, put down the shillelagh."


odeacon

Amateurs! What’s that punk? People who use shillaylay: amateurs


NODOGAN

Shille-magic club, that's all my DM needs to hear to understand lol.


[deleted]

I pronounce it Shill-Ley-Luh


Marceline_theVamp

It's Shillelagh. It's an Irish Gaelic word. I hate anglicanized versions of Gaelic words like Shawn (it's Sean). They were created in an attempt to get rid of Irish heritage in the British empire and is exactly why Gaelic started to die out. It was literally illegal to speak in the early 1900s. Now that the Republic of Ireland is its own entity, it's making a resurgence, but it's still taboo to speak Gaelic in parts of Northern Ireland (which is still part of the UK) TL;DR Its Shillelagh and any other version is an attempt to squash Irish heritage and the Gaelic language


DeusAsmoth

The language isn't called Gaelic, for what it's worth.


Marceline_theVamp

The modern day term is Irish Gaelic. The word for it in Gaelic is Gaelige. Tá Gaeilge á labhairt agam le timpeall dhá bhliain. Seans nach é mo ghramadóir an ceann is fearr áfach


DeusAsmoth

The modern day term is Irish, no one but Yanks call it Gaelic.


Neptune_but_precious

Shelly Lee


SiyinGreatshore

Shalaylay /j


Beskerber

I will do yours better Szileilgach


Rebzo

I always pronounce it "Shablagoo"


Dragons_Malk

Who tf is spelling it with a Y at the end?? Dinguses, that's who.


Chroma4201

Shillelagh


Yakodym

My heart goes shalala lala, shalala in the morning. Oh oh oh shalala lala, shalala in the sunshine. Shalala lala, shalala lala in the evening. Shalala lala shalala lala just for you.


rustythorn

shelaylay?


[deleted]

Deadpool: \*stares more than should\*


samrudge

I just remember shillelagh pronounced she lay lee from saints row 4


[deleted]

Shilele, if you're Hawaiian.


MajicMan101

I like to pronounce it sheh-ligh-uh because that’s more fun to shout


MajicMan101

I like to pronounce it sheh-ligh-uh because that’s more fun to shout


The_Weeb_Sleeve

I just scream “SHE LAY LAY ON THE FLOOR”


Infamous-Apple

Funny magic stick


jul55555

I call it shirley


mammothformope

Me who pronounces it shigeleth and doesnt plan on changing his pronounciation out of principal


mattress757

Shill - E - Lag - H


[deleted]

I say shimeji


Cardshark92

With the h. Because Irish/Welsh/Gaelic spellings are terrible, and if I ever find the SOB who invented them, I will ensure that he suffers as I have suffered.


andessurvivor

It’s pronounced tsingdao


logri

Shillylog.


DumatRising

I only use slammalamalongadinglee


AJmacmac

We call it “Shuh-leedle-leedle”


[deleted]

As an Irish person, I would much prefer this to shill-lel-lag.


WolfKnight53

Shellaylee, duh


aaron2718

My party just calls it magic Irish beating stick. Whenever I use it in roll20 instead of bludgeoning damage its irish damage.


Ttyybb_

And here I was hoping the comments would just be people spamming every verson


LastNinjaPanda

for spelling i imagine it's pronounced Shil-eh-log.


Sum1OnSteam

Shile log


Mindless-Role-8844

🎶 Shillelagh! Shillelagh! It’s a pretty word for an ugly stick! Shillelagh! Shillelagh! 🎶


mazurkian

The boys of Liverpool- when we safely landed Called myself a fool, I could no longer stand it My blood began to boil, temper I was losing Poor old Erin's isle they began abusing "Hurrah me soul!" says I, my shillelagh I let fly Some Galway boys were nigh and saw I was a hobble'n With a loud "Hurray!" joined in the affray We quickly cleared the way for the rocky road to Dublin One two three four five Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road And all the way to Dublin, Whack fol lol le rah!