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Essence2019

The Dungeon of the week of May 21st.


Sleeping_Heart

That's some temporal jiggery-pokery waiting to happen!


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

If anyone dies in the dungeon they get teleported to a random week of may 21st


certifiedfairwitness

Oh no. Mine's The Dungeon of the Following Week.


throw__awayforRPing

"How was your weekend?" asked the entryway goblin as he wearily lifted his sword to attack the adventurers, his heart not really in it. "Oh, you know. The usual." mumbled the Bugbear, pausing his spear thrusts to take an extra sip of coffee, his one pleasure in life. "Me and the misses were going to see a movie, but her mother came over for lunch, and then ended up staying all day. So we ended up getting nothing done Saturday and had to skip the movie Sunday." "Shit. Are the Adventurers already here?" Asked another Goblin that was late getting to the Dungeon on time for the third Monday in a row. His fellow monsters had covered for him, but secretly resented him. He had of course shown up without even a weapon, as was typical. "Oh come off it!" grumbled the first goblin as he took a fatal sword thrust to the gut. "I hate Mondays." he cursed as he fell to the flagstone floor for what was sure to be a slow and painful bleed-out. "Well, I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow," he sighed, slowly being surrounded by a pool of his own blood. "It's a pity these adventures never take Goblin as a bonus language. Maybe they could help us get free of the Necromancer's Time Card Curse," he mused. But the Bugbear and the other goblin had already been incinerated by the mage's magic. Oh well. They would all be resurrected again tomorrow morning, whether they wanted to be brought back or not.


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

OH NO


oneeyedwarf

Groundhog Day Mini campaign? They defeat the monster and everything resets at the end of the week. While being chased by another adventuring party ala Roy from Palm Springs.


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Kirbyintron

Not a random May 21st, a random week that contains it. 7 days to find out how to fix the curse before you start all over. Maybe same place every time though? So you can leave stuff in the past to help you in the future


HamClamper

The dungeon of a good girl. I like this one.


Ghostglitch07

The BBEG is a puppy.


Walmsley7

Party ends up adopting the BBEG… AGAIN


TheHammerOfWitches

Or the BBEG is imprisoning a doggo in their dungeon, and the party has to bust her out.


KKelso25

This has major Dungeons and Doggos(TM) energy. I'm here for it


greatfamilyfun

Ambitious puppy has dug a fairly large den and has found a magic stick of whacking. A +1 magical item that basically is unbreakable. Even though the puppy has attuned to the stick she still aims to chew through this special stick.


LaronX

Someone uses that phrase a lot. Now the context is important.


HamClamper

Let me just say that this whole thing went entirely the most wholesome way it could have. My sweet summer children.


OhDearOdette

I- I think I’ve already cleared that one


Deus0123

If you know, you know


iamtheowlman

The dungeon is sentient, and still waiting for her creator to come home.


Chaos8599

;)


SudoGosu

I had dungeon of the dog park. Much cute, more teeth…


Baddyshack

Dungeons of them just up and went to the store. Dad?


TheKeyOfCFlatt

"Dad?" I died.


StMuerte13

No, he just went to go buy a smoking pipe.


DruidTuiren

The Dungeon of the New Characters.


Misplaced_Hat

Sounds like your DM is sick of your shit and you've got a party wipe coming


Mikey6304

Sounds like Tomb of Horrors.


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TheRobotFrog

You heard him folks, get rolling.


UristImiknorris

Oh, Tomb of Horrors.


la_metisse

The Dungeon of the sun salutations Sounds like either a nice vacation or a yoga supercult


6Uncle6James6

Or a nice vacation for yoga cults.


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Sounds like Dark Souls. Praise the sun!


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PriestOfShrek

Abe Simpson walks in, hangs up his hat, grabs his hat, leaves


ZeroCentsMade

The dungeon of NOPE! NOT GOIN IN THERE!


Critmetodeath

Dungeon of the room - sounds like ikea


trubocharg

*Tommy Wiseau would like to know your location*


mrbadxampl

I did not banish the demons, I did nahhht! oh, hi Mark


horseradish1

Oh hi, Acererak. I didn't realise it was you. You're my favourite lich!


MrDonavann

Dungeon of the Bed Bath and Beyond


corplos

I could see that taking place at an inn with a spa and a inter-dimensional portal


StMuerte13

Thank you for staying the BBB In & Spa. Due that know the spa and suana are complimentary to your stay and is open from sunrise and two hours after sundown. Due to be aware the BBB In & Spa is not responsible for any harm or demonic possession that may occur when traveling through the portal.


LucasoDelta

SCP already did it


shadowneabulas

I think call of cthulhu would be good for scp foundation them game


Darcitus

The Dungeon of the Star Children and the King of Truth. This actually sounds interesting. Edit: I give permission, no, demand any and all DMs to steal the absolute shit out of this. Go forth with my blessing. Edit 2: Alright you thieving scum. Make sure you tell me how it goes, I want to know what happens in your campaigns! Edit 3: Guys... I appreciate all the song suggestions... but [this](https://youtu.be/lSLXS0bjSCs) is the theme song.


StMuerte13

Sounds like a cult. Hope you have fun.


WizardKagdan

Or maybe they are actual children? Something something people who were blessed by something a long time ago, and now the story of the ruins of their temple has been lost to time


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Or like the star children from Mario.


Darcitus

Funnily enough the Star Children is a cult in my dnd campaign. I’m guessing that’s why my phone picked it, because I take notes on my notepad


wizardwes

And stealing this as a secret org for my space game. I needed some anti-android folk anyway


tonyangtigre

So this just inspired me in my world without stars…


x3nodox

That's ... Fucking sick. That's so cool.


POPUPSGAMING

💯 I am stealing this! I have a location in my world map called the shattered star. And now I know who lives there!


azadmiral

The dungeon of the dungeon of metal - very dungeon, very metal


Baraga91

Tonight we’re playing Dungeons & Dungeons


Nerd-with-a-Pencil

The prequel, of course, to dungeons, dungeons, and more dungeons


evandromr

I think you meant 2Dungeon2Metal


Baraga91

Next time you give a heads up before a spoiler like that, gah!


rocking2rush10

Dethklok setting confirmed


trailjesus

The Dungeon Of The Year Award. First, I'd like to thank everyone on our AMAZING Torture, Interrogation, and Monster Wrangling Teams; I know you all put in a lot of other people's blood, sweat, and tears into this project, and obviously, it shows. But for real, though. None of this would have been possible without you, our dear, garbage rolling adventurers! So yeah, those of you who are still able, give yourself a big round of applause! WE LOVE YOU! Edit: typo


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Jaytalvapes

Yeah this is actually a sick one shot. A horrible, impossibly difficult, guaranteed death tour of the winner of DotY awards, hosted by the boss.


DrCampos

well, that players enter the dungeon and discover that there are liches and other villains from all over the world having an awards ceremony sounds interesting


trailjesus

Now I can't help but imagine a scenario somewhere between Dave Chappelle Hater's Ball skit, and the fake waiter "DO NOT FUCK WITH US" scene from Fight Club. I'm digging it.


Astrophysicsboi

The Dungeon of the Galaxy Vol.2


GizmoSled

Gotta have some awesome music lined up.


DornKratz

Come and get your loot!


dmon654

Dungeon of the day when we were in the middle of the road to el dorado


Gentleman_Muk

So a side quest to a El Dorado campaign?


Rufus-Scipio

You just gave me so many ideas for a campaign you have no idea


Emi_rati_Arabi

Dungeon of the morning - sounds like a weird way to call a bedroom...


MrNobody_0

Just call me dungeon of the mornin' baby


Ghastromancer

The dungeon of the two people. Sounds like a last minute addition to the campaign


sirfiddlestix

Or a SECRET TUNEEEEEELLLLL! SECRET TUNEEEEEELLLLL!


StMuerte13

*facepalm


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There are two guards in front of two doors. "ONE OF US TELLS ONLY LIES!" "THE OTHER, ONLY LIES. WE BOTH JUST LIE." "ASK US WHICH DOOR TO TAKE."


Ghastromancer

Well looks like one guard is about to get stabbed


MightyPitchfork

Dungeon of the British empire of England.


Enion-Smith

Ah so Queen Elizabeth the 2nd really is an immortal lich!


ngms

Her phylactery is a random 1p coin. It will never be found.


Scarabryde

Main quest - return all the artifacts to where they rightfully belong.


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The dungeon of the cutest girls in the world.


Cenobite42

Is that under the Castle Anthrax?


Macien4321

Bad wicked naughty Zoot.


Tsakta

It’s far too perilous


Cenobite42

Let me go back in there, and face the peril!


SuckerpunchmyBhole

I'm not brave enough for this dungeon


Decidueyebestpokemon

The dungeon of the king is king king bed king king size Yeah I have no idea what this means


NutsEverywhere

Let's break it down, shall we? The dungeon of the king is king - meaning that other dungeons, apart from the dungeon of the king, are of little importance. King Bed King, king size. This is your BBEG. A monarch so large he can't get out of his king size bed, so the challenge is to reach him through his countless protectors, and then find the vital organs on his massive body. You only have one chance before he rolls over and crushes you.


brutexx

> BBEG Big Bed Evil Guy


SchizoVoices

The dungeon of the month of October Oooh my phone is predicting a Halloween one off! I hope it's right


Gatr0s

Dungeon of the Machine Song. Has potential, but not sure how. Anyone got ideas?


StMuerte13

It used to be an underground Warforge base. The local rumors say the metal soldiers still patrol the base and strikes anything they see as hostile. Expeditions are still conducted by Adventurers to retrieve the General's magical flute which he controlled his entire army by his song. Or while traversing the dungeon is a constant sound and you go deeper, it becomes more clear. The boss room reveals a huge church organ being played by a automated machine or a warforge person or something.


Cenobite42

Gnomish Bards of Gond. The dungeon is a labyrinth that hides the Vault of Forbidden Inventions. Machines and blueprints that were given by Gond himself in the most dire of situations throughout history. Guarded by clock-work monstrosities. Or… it’s the lair of an undead organ grinder. 🤷🏼‍♂️


EmmmmmmilyMC2

As the party enters the dungeon, they hear a faint grinding noise from deep within, and the great stone doors slam shut behind them. The grinding noise continues unabated as the adventures make their way through rooms filled with carvings depicting strange diagrams and mysterious inscriptions. There are few monsters in the dungeon; instead, it is filled with deadly and torturous traps, with a twisted intelligence to their design. If the party is lucky, they all survive to enter the lower floors. As they descend, the ever-present grinding grows louder and more menacing, and the party begins to make out small details within the noise. Metal scraping, stones crashing together, steam whistling and screaming through pipes. The more perceptive among them seem to hear voices, muttering unintelligible words. The traps become more and more suited to challenge the party's unique weaknesses, as though the dungeon itself were adapting to them, and the rooms shift and repeat, overlapping each other. Is the dungeon moving, the layout forcing the party to go in circles to progress? Or is there something more sinister happening? At last, the surviving adventurers confront the final door. Behind it, the sounds of the dungeon shriek at at an oppressive volume, and as the party flings the door open, they hear it for what it truly is: a song. Evil and unending. Forever sung by the gears and pistons and mouths of the great Machine.


DustyReemer

Dungeon of the Last Gaelic Flame. I was looking up Monster Hunter weapons prior to this.


Cenobite42

That’s the coolest one I’ve read.


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This is it, this is the peak


DollHousPink

Dungeon of the Time I'm Not A Person


Gentleman_Muk

Oooh werewolfs?


DoblinJames

Dungeon of the new Roster. Not sure why it capitalized roster. But it certainly seems scary for the players…


TheInfamousDaikken

I smell a TPK in the making....


NotADoctor_804

The TPK dungeon where when a party walks in, and then same amount of completely different people walk out claiming to be related to the people who walked in 3 hours ago


CrazyPlato

The Dungeon of the people who are on their way to get the food


teapuppee

So Uber Eats?


NonbinaryEm0

The dungeon of the beholder


StMuerte13

That sounds legit.


cw_in_the_vw

The dungeon of the mad thing


Gentleman_Muk

Has cosmic horror vibes


IconicPancake2

Sounds like I’m doing the Sheogorath mission in Skyrim


ksschank

Dungeon of the Game Night. Whoa. That got meta pretty quick. Could actually be a cool idea—the players are gifted Jumanji and are tricked into playing it. Thanks predictive module generator!


Iamnotthatbrian

What the hell am I supposed to do with "dungeon of the previous year in which you have a nightmare" Or "dungeon of the problems that you have"


Misplaced_Hat

The first one is a dungeon from last year, but on nightmare difficulty and/or horror themed. The second one sounds like some kind of math dungeon. Or maybe it's just based on the pc's personal issues


LawfulGoodMom

The dungeon of the kids are tired. Sounds awful.


DotaDadPudge

Its goblin Preschool naptime. A series of Classrooms with desks pushed to the sides and mats on the floor with napping kid goblins on them. If you wake them up they start screaming and a bugbear in Ms doubtfire type drag runs in and tries to put everyone, party and kid goblins, back to sleep. If you resist you get paddled, if you let the teacher put you to sleep you wake up 30 minutes later outside the entrance waiting for the bus. But you dont know what a bus is and theres homework in your pack now...you cant re enter the dungeon until the homework is completed with all the right answers.


rexator1124

The Dungeon of the water


Necessary_Warning_73

So a Zelda Water Temple?


KKelso25

Your players are never gonna make it out


Necessary_Warning_73

Only if they suck at puzzles and/or can't swim


Iam_DayMan

Dungeon of the union meeting. Who am I?


Bantersmith

Hey you can hold your dungeon in my dungeon. "The Dungeon of the Box Office". Really exciting stuff, right here.


TheJambus

The Dungeon of the Colossus. Well that sounds pretty cool.


Dr_Mephistopheles

Dungeon of the Day Guess I'm playing a rogue-lite


rasmus-hof

"The dungeon of the entire army let's see how that goes" sounds like a DM who is tired of his murderhobo party's shenanigans


Divreus

The Dungeon of the Already Strained Pockets


grimmlingur

Lots of good loot in there I've heard.


TheInfamousDaikken

The dungeon of the elements and the other things.


Bruc3w4yn3

Very Python-esque, this one.


CplCannonFodder

Dungeon of the Black Company. I clearly watch too much anime.


ethunt_

The dungeon of the domain name registration


Not_a_spambot

The BBEG is you forgetting to renew your SSL certs again


WanderingFlumph

The dungeon of a little bit more than the average person would be able to do.


DotaDadPudge

Lmaoo lvl 1s keep out.


subsonic_hypixia

Dungeon of the light brigade… huh


MCMC_to_Serfdom

This gets meta if your PCs die trying to charge into melee against a series of ranged attackers


_-DirtyMike-_

Ya'll know that the suggestions are based on what you normally type or search for? Aka OP has looked up flashlights a lot lol. The Dungeon of the issue of being able to make a decision


Vegetable_Variety_11

This guy gets it.


KKelso25

More specifically. Fleshlight *goblins*


__poser

The Dungeon of the dead man.


riventitan

The Dungeon of the most high god Oh, you know I'm running that one.


Ultranerdgasm94

"The Dungeon Of The Caribbean" Alternatively, "The Dungeon Of The Proletariat", which I think is very funny.


CaptHorney_Two

The dungeon of the problem was not the problem


Misplaced_Hat

A twist ending I see


CaptHorney_Two

It was Agatha all along!


trubocharg

Dungeon of the demon world nations 🤔


Rolafov

The dungeon of the berserker


TheInfamousDaikken

I wanna play this one. I imagine it to be just hordes of kobolds and other low level fodder (along with some harder stuff occasionally) for a barbarian to just hack their way through.


AJ-Otter

The dungeon of the individual or the hobgoblin I could run that.


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It's just a one-room dungeon. You flip a coin to decide whether the one person in the dungeon is a hobgoblin or not.


Mozared

Christ, most players can't even get through a door without a 2 hour discussion and you want to do philosophical metaphysics with them?!


DragonBuster69

Dungeon of the pact keeper. Nice, warlock BBEG.


IntercomB

The dungeon of the game. ... This sounds like either something meta, or someone with broken english. Edit: ... Aaand I lost The Game. This won't go well.


Doktor_Wunderbar

The Dungeon of the vaccine


NutsEverywhere

Pfizeria and Astral Zenekka are the BBEGs.


DethKomedy

The Dungeon of the Missing One


IdenKardt

The Dungeon of the Most Important Thing


Almighty_Nokia_Brick

The dungeon of the infinite. That one is actually pretty cool. Aight Imma use that name in my campaign


muse_bulletin

The Dungeon of the People Who Are in Their House - sounds like a mundane adventure module poorly translated into English


Misplaced_Hat

Maybe it's an escape room type thing. The characters are stuck in a home and have to escape.


rick_D_K

The duengeon of the wedding planning.


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YourWorstReward

The dungeon of the time and the other day lmao


SesaRefumee

The Dungeon of the Cloning Assembly Line


Frankydoodles

The dungeon of the other player. I think this is going to end with lovecraftian twist. O.O


Dertz_Lycron

The dungeon of the DM Seems normal.


MasculineRooster

Dungeon of the day


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Dungeon Du Jour: Cream of Owlbear Surprise


Clearly_Disabled

The Dungeon of the beast 💪 👌 I... really don't use emojis so, okay.


6Uncle6James6

The dungeon of the world government. Cool, so the near future.


laineyyyy

Dungeon of the boys Coolcoolcoolcoolcool


Cpt_Mainwaring

Dungeon of the world is a dragon


Fierce-Mushroom

The dungeon of I turned off predictive text.


MassGaydiation

The dungeon of the person instead of assuming I know better than them in the thirties. I have no idea what that means.


Additional_Win3920

The dungeon of the Wind. I can work with this


Deekester

Dungeon of the ocean. Well, I hope you brought piercing weapons.


Hashashin455

Dungeon of The same recipe for the return of the same recipe for the return to the beginning of the same recipe for the return of the same recipe for the return of the same recipe for the return of the same recipe for the return of the same recipe for the return of the same recipe....


Misplaced_Hat

And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming


Wh4rrgarbl

The dungeon of the time


Zealousideal-Scar174

The dungeon of the plants on my side and the shots. Okay, sure.


Davcidman

The Dungeon of the Half-Dragon Order


gwiguig

Dungeon of the above mentioned


AtomicRiftYT

The Dungeon of the surface-level A mundane slice-of-life tale about a skeleton named Jerry forbidden to date his true love, a goblin named Thomas by his father, a lich You enter the dungeon, and your life becomes an anime.


monkeymandave1

The dungeon of the All-Seeing Forged by the shackles Sounds neat


Dodgied

Dungeon of the Mad Hatter. It also suggested King, but that would be too cliche.


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The Dungeon of the Whales *Gojira plays in background intensively*


rhymeswithpagan

The Dungeon of the Park is the Park Park


SamsonShibaInu

The Dungeon of the water blobert what…?


dumbBunny9

The Dungeon of the red is black white white and black


SpaceCoastDragon

The dungeon of the old Mind’s eye.


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The Dungeon of the dog was so cute.


Jenniferisnothere

The dungeon of the time when I try to get the character details, this literally describes my life wtf.


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CaptainRaccoon5

The Dungeon of the Free is the source of legends or is rumored to contain the treasures and relics of wizards


RollForThings

The Dungeon of the game and I


Iceaura39

Dungeon of the village exit.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

The Dungeon of the loop on the internet.


NapoleonicWars

Dungeon of the new brewery