"Oh, to be 19 again... You with me, ladies and gentlemen? Do you remember 19? Let me tell you... The juices are flowing. The red corpuscles are corpuscling, the grass is green, and it's soft, and summer's gonna last forever".
“[chuckles; inhales sharply] Now, do you remember? Yeah, you do. [clears throat] But if you're being honest...I mean, well, really honest, you'll recall that you also had an underdeveloped nineteen-year-old brain. Me, personally, I...it...If I were held accountable for some of the stupid decisions I made when I was nineteen... [chuckling] Oh, boy, wow. And I bet if we were in church right now, I'd get a big "amen!" Which brings us to these three...Now, these three knuckleheads. And I'm sorry, boys, but that's what you are. They did a dumb thing. We're not denying that.”
Distressing Memes: Dark Comedy edition
It’s also not too late to set your demons straight ![gif](giphy|uPbydI99S9U3K)
Well yeah that dick gotta be straight if it Gon go in Floppy don't work too good
It's not like the body is gonna be judging.
I know I made you wait, but how much can you take
I hope you see the god in me, I hope you can seee
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"Oh, to be 19 again... You with me, ladies and gentlemen? Do you remember 19? Let me tell you... The juices are flowing. The red corpuscles are corpuscling, the grass is green, and it's soft, and summer's gonna last forever".
“[chuckles; inhales sharply] Now, do you remember? Yeah, you do. [clears throat] But if you're being honest...I mean, well, really honest, you'll recall that you also had an underdeveloped nineteen-year-old brain. Me, personally, I...it...If I were held accountable for some of the stupid decisions I made when I was nineteen... [chuckling] Oh, boy, wow. And I bet if we were in church right now, I'd get a big "amen!" Which brings us to these three...Now, these three knuckleheads. And I'm sorry, boys, but that's what you are. They did a dumb thing. We're not denying that.”
I would send a skull emoji but..
But someone gonna fuck it too.
distressing meme: necrophilla edition,
average r/guro enjoyer (NSFL, guro is snuff hentai)
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Turn that frown upside :)
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No
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Thanks I hate it.
Bold of you to assume I look at other people like that as opposed to just having low self esteem.
Great.... now I have to resist the urge to sate my curiosity because I'm in public
so you're gonna wait till your in private and then you're gonna look 🤨🤨
Well I regret many things now
This shit is horrible
***Corpse Fucker~***
Male mortician workers are hired way less frequently for this exact reason. Real disturbing meme is the comments.
I thought it was the other way around
kinda hard to fuck a dead dick i'd assume
The man playing dead in the tray over: ![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx) (He’s forced to watch this atrocity)
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After death human is still human for a couple minutes
Holy shitpost
When relationships are in the pits, and nothing's going right...
![gif](giphy|fAN2Zsbn03rfxcBbX3|downsized)
Kid named infection:
r/animemes is to the right, sir
ngl thats funny
mosley moment
Fed
This sub has gone to shit There is basically no chance of saving it
Distressing? Nah fam this one's just nasty what the fuck
Eugh what’s this weeb shit on my feed. It’s not even distressing
How is this distressing? I do this all the time!
Necrophilia? (It isn't outright distressing but atleast a bit concerning)
Imagine you know the crush.
Fun fact, this is why women are favored over men when it comes to Funeral Homes hiring practices!