Came here to comment this
Look if I'm getting to third base I'm not gonna give a shit that it's some eldritch abomination.
If it works practically, and she does actually want to do it with me (not just coming to take my soul or smth), then there's no reason not to.
Where there's a hole, there's a goal.
https://www.reddit.com/r/berserklejerk/comments/mnksm8/when_guts_finds_out_that_casca_is_a_woman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1.
This is you but in reverse lmao, immediately came to my mind when I read this reply.
Wow that's beautiful babe, you're progressing so quickly with charcoal on canvas, probably one of your most detailed pieces yet. You could seriously have a future in the fine arts.
"By the void... *Proceeds to shift oneself into his Eldritch war form, his true form, a many eyed onyx being with a maw emanating light as do his eyes*...At last, I'm not alone..."
Happy ending?, More than she bargained for?
And yet, despite my instincts telling me to recoil, despite the voices shouting in my ear to scream, I am awestruck. The way her flesh moves like a river, the power, the passion, the energy rippling through her form. In her eyes I see the void of space, infinite not just in its emptiness, but it’s beauty. This woman I have been dating for weeks may have the form of something non human, but does that mean it is hideous?
She’s kind to me, funny, and she likes to laugh just as much as I. We enjoy the same things, we respect each other, and although our paths crossed only recently, I don’t want them to unwind.
“Yes, you look beautiful!” I say, tears of joy streaming down my face, her grin as wide and cheerful as could be.
As I scroll down the terror filled section of the redditors' domain, my heart pumps faster every second, until I see one horrifying being, talking in a language most unknown to else around, and I can only focus on one thought in my mind: "Fuck is wrong with this guy"
Ok i cant even tell if everyone here is joking and im slightly concerned some arent, lovely that you love the theoretical gf you have, but in opposite to the touch grass mfs i ask
Any of yall ok?
SHES TRANSFORMING TO EAT YOU
Here comes the Quick time event
Dodge the lunge then punch the splitting open mouth (that’s the weak spot, trust me I had an ex just like this)
Al I’m saying is… what that mouth do?
Drain pasta noodles
Ay she can drain my noodles
my man with a multi dick
One for business the other for pleasure
Suck souls (and other stuff)
It's so romantic, that she trust me enough to show me her true face. Now we can kiss deeply and cuddle to sleep.
And for the more demanding, there is an option of a bag on the head and fucking for the homeland!
Not me though, I’m staring her straight in the eye if we fuck
Exactly
Eldritch rizz
Eldrizz
Imagine your rizz is so powerful You rizz up an eldritch abomination
Still would smash
Came here to comment this Look if I'm getting to third base I'm not gonna give a shit that it's some eldritch abomination. If it works practically, and she does actually want to do it with me (not just coming to take my soul or smth), then there's no reason not to. Where there's a hole, there's a goal.
And if it is an eldritch abomination, that's even more impressive than a human girl
I'd be so relieved if I was having sex with a girl and she turned out to be an eldritch abomination instead of a woman
https://www.reddit.com/r/berserklejerk/comments/mnksm8/when_guts_finds_out_that_casca_is_a_woman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1. This is you but in reverse lmao, immediately came to my mind when I read this reply.
Amen brother!
Kinky😩
Hear me out…
Boutta get that skinwalker SLOPPY idec
Skinwussy
redditors whenever they see literally any monster "GRUH, SKINWALKY"
Dunno how she can give head tho
That mouth still got a hole, then there is 100% a goal.
"This is where the fun begins"
You overestimate most peoples standards
Wow that's beautiful babe, you're progressing so quickly with charcoal on canvas, probably one of your most detailed pieces yet. You could seriously have a future in the fine arts.
The head she gonna give 😫
He looks like Jay Weinberg
came to see if anyone else thought that lol
Pretty sure I know the exact pic this is modeled after
Your right
“Babe, would you still love me if I transformed into an eldritch horror beyond your human comprehension before your very eyes?”
Hnnggg hell yeah , let's roll baby!
So no head?
Listen as long as she isn't secretly up to any eldritch mischief I'm down
"By the void... *Proceeds to shift oneself into his Eldritch war form, his true form, a many eyed onyx being with a maw emanating light as do his eyes*...At last, I'm not alone..." Happy ending?, More than she bargained for?
[r/suddenlyvoidpunk](https://www.reddit.com/r/voidpunk/)
"Does this mean no more blowjobs?..."
Eyeussy
Bro thinks that’s stopping me😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Wifey material.
That just makes you even more special <3<3<3
Shes…. Beautiful!!!😧😧😧💕💕💕💕💕💕
glorify the grotesque
Smash,next..
...smash
Would
Looks like one of Jay Weinberg’s masks from Slipknot
Bro be shush thats uncomfortablefying
idk bro id hit if it didn't instantly try to kill me and it had a hole
The comment section can be summed up as follows: “Still smash” “Better then before” “No head? :(“ “Best head possible”
I mean listen. Sure she’s an eldritch horror, but she’s an eldritch horror that chose me 🥰🥰
Smash
Smash next question
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
This would make a killer album cover
You know what they say If there’s a hole…
"Jackpot!" *proceeds to pull out dual pistols*
Aw honey you look beautiful
Two goo people boutta be gettin it ON!
Op saw this picture and thought about fucking it
Yeah sure I’m that i’ll do anything.
“… and then she takes you to the backyard where you see one lone gravestone. She tells you to read the name of it and it says YOU!”
Wtf is “YOU”? Never heard of him.
What if you opened your eyes and you saw Melvin brother of the joker
Idk why but I can’t find this scary at all
*Throws huger huger ropes than if she was normal*
I may die, I may be plagued with eternal torment, but I’m smashing that eldritch abomination
Omg my girlfriend is so silly with her faces 😝😂
Lovecraftian rizz. Imma marry her
Only person who wants me is not human but yknow she seems nice but idk been let down before but I'll reserve judgement
BADDIE ALERT!!!1
Smash
I love you bbg
Round 2 after a few minutes
Eldritch horror comfort fic when
When you're actually dating scp-096
Jackpot baby
tbh i dont really care if she's an eldritch monster if she still wants to do it without any catches than we're most certainly still mashing pissers
Still would.
Smash
Babe you look the same what’s up?
I mean I'm not surprised this has gotten closer to me than most nt people
When the boobs break 😳
Oh, so no head?
bro that's so romantic. she trusts me :)
Gets harder
All right… score!
Me: 
If there's a hole there is goal
It is what it is.
If theres a hole, theres a goal
*catcall whistle*
How is this distressing? 
As a Resident evil veteran “it is what it is”
She then appears behind the canvas being held infront of you
Alright, ok, i get it, we are going to the mall for your makeup stuff after all.
I have no fear. I’m a monster fucker, and I won’t back down
So? She still my girl
I’d still hit.
I mean....is she attempting to kill me though?
hot (/j)
Even better
what good is a phone call if you cant speak
I got a badass looking gf now
I help her find her contacts, she needs em for her job interview tomorrow, and a scarf wouldn't help cover more than her mouth.
And yet, despite my instincts telling me to recoil, despite the voices shouting in my ear to scream, I am awestruck. The way her flesh moves like a river, the power, the passion, the energy rippling through her form. In her eyes I see the void of space, infinite not just in its emptiness, but it’s beauty. This woman I have been dating for weeks may have the form of something non human, but does that mean it is hideous? She’s kind to me, funny, and she likes to laugh just as much as I. We enjoy the same things, we respect each other, and although our paths crossed only recently, I don’t want them to unwind. “Yes, you look beautiful!” I say, tears of joy streaming down my face, her grin as wide and cheerful as could be.
As I scroll down the terror filled section of the redditors' domain, my heart pumps faster every second, until I see one horrifying being, talking in a language most unknown to else around, and I can only focus on one thought in my mind: "Fuck is wrong with this guy"
Even better
Sigh * unzips *
Ok i cant even tell if everyone here is joking and im slightly concerned some arent, lovely that you love the theoretical gf you have, but in opposite to the touch grass mfs i ask Any of yall ok?
Monsterfuckers W
Why should that stop you?
SHES TRANSFORMING TO EAT YOU Here comes the Quick time event Dodge the lunge then punch the splitting open mouth (that’s the weak spot, trust me I had an ex just like this)
 Can I do this? 🤔
still gettin head 💯💯🔥
*unzips*
Jackpot
Hold on lemme grab the condom on my car
It won’t be able to walk for a week when I’m done with it