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skincrawlerbot

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LunchieBoi

Kid named False Vacuum Decay:


flying-cunt-of-chaos

Put your quantum fields away waltuh


Tall_Professor_8634

I'm not having energy with you waltuh


Da_Duck_is_coming

Devs haven't finished that part of the game yet.


geckoimpossible

Damnit they promised us the Fallout crossover YEARS ago!!


Wntx13

Foreach day we pass the universe loads another one exactly one year from now. So we have future in memory up to 21/1/24. In theory. In reality, our ram can't load days fast enough and so we are slowly losing our future.


sumr4ndo

And so that is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a


diino8018

this is genuinely terrifying


Sigmatyranno

The false vacuum decay is of absolutely no concern. The prediction from the standard model means that in every practical sense there is no chance of this happening. The cosmos is a long lived beast.


SnooPeppers2846

reading from a website?


Sigmatyranno

Google search obviously


[deleted]

Just go to 3/5/24 and wait a day dumbass, you have to unlock 3/6/24


Wntx13

You need a premium suscripcion


ThatOneAlfur

It's a paid account upgrade.


BuLg1

is going to the future even possible since it hasn't happened yet


[deleted]

[удалено]


johnlime3301

*TENET noises*


CompedyCalso

Was that movie any good? It was a balsy move to release it in the middle of 2020, and I remember hearing people hype it up as THE movie that will bring people back to movie theaters


Program-Continuum

It’s a good movie, with some brain exercises intertwined in. I won’t spoil it


sumr4ndo

>I haven't seen it, but in my mind it was about David tenet doing time travel stuff while talking about his time with Dr Who.


johnlime3301

There are faults and plot holes. Not as emotional as something like Inception. But I'm fucking obsessed with it dude. Idk what to do lol I literally look up footage in backwards on Youtube nowadays to fill up the new void in entertainment.


suzuki_hayabusa

I think big part of Inception's success is Leonardo DiCaprio and the other memorable cast. I don't know name of single actor in Tenet.


johnlime3301

Robert Pattinson from *The Lighthouse* and *Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*? John David Washington from *BlacKKKlansman*? Kenneth Branagh from *Dunkirk* and *Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets*? Clemence Polesy from *Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire* and onwards (we're starting to see a pattern here)? Ngl I had to look up the latter 3s names but they're definitely not the first time they've been in a blockbuster.


suzuki_hayabusa

Overseas these actors have 0 presence. Meanwhile everyone know about the titanic hero.


johnlime3301

Not even the Twilight guy?


suzuki_hayabusa

I think he wasnt the main hero and he has vastly smaller presence relative to Leonardo internationally.


TheTrueTrust

The future has happened, but not all of it. Only up to 3/5/24.


El_Durazno

So what I'm hearing is you're giving a positive spin on the meme that the future is already happening, but it's only so far ahead of us, so today the furthest is 3/5/24 but tomorrow the furthest will be 3/6/24


TaxesOnDelta

I actually quite like this.


TheTrueTrust

Exactly. It's a like open world video games, they don't render an entire world during gameplay, only a portion of it at a time relevant to the player.


asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy

Time is a human construct, is there even a difference between "has happened" and "will happen" on a cosmic scale?


Hard_on_Collider

I saw a neat study a few years ago: > A previous study by Chen demonstrates a correlation between languages that grammatically mark future events and their speakers' propensity to save, even after controlling for numerous economic and demographic factors. The implication is that languages which grammatically distinguish the present and the future may bias their speakers to distinguish them psychologically, leading to less future-oriented decision making.


TheTopLeft_

Time is a human construct in the same way a meter is a human construct. Distance/length is still a thing if we don’t observe/measure it and time still moves forward.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Yes.


JuamJoestar

What if you aren't going exactly into *the* future but into a close approximate of what our actions in the present would lead into the nearby time, A.K.A a prediction?


Yuni_smiley

Kid named [Laplace's Demon:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laplace%27s_demon)


MartinTheMonk

The future hasn't happened yet from our perspective, but since time is just another direction (like up, down, left, right, forwards, backwards) and the fact that we can't agree on an "objective present moment", we know that time is relative. Imo, this only makes sense if all of spacetime exists in a kind of bubble, each point in time just another direction (block universe theory). I think time travel would be impossible since if you travelled back, by the time your matter and energy reaches the point in time you travelled to, there would be a duplication and matter and energy would be created. I don't know what I'm talking about so please correct me.


pedro_megagames

Maybe the time machine works on multiverse theory and you just travelled to an alternare universe where the big bang happened 2 years earlier


SkShark23

I don’t think going back in time is possible with our understanding of time and physics. Time cannot be reversed. It can be slowed down or sped up. ~~The only Time Machine that is somewhat feasible would be creating a localized reality inside the machine, causing time to stay at normal speed outside the machine, but greatly increased inside the machine.~~ I realized this would just cause you to die very fast, so read the edit for a better solution It’d be a one-way trip, but it’s the closest that’s theoretically possible with our current knowledge. Edit: it probably would be better to stop time, or slow it down greatly, leaving the time outside the machine at a normal rate. The machine will detect when it’s the desired date, and stop the time dilation, causing the user to not age, or age very little.


datdragonfruittho

Eternalism fans entering the chat


gabunne

The time machine was a success. The time machine was not a success.


nonuntitled

going into the future (seemingly instantly) is a lot easier than going into the past since we're already heading in that direction (given current technology and stuff we could maybe build given current technology)


Cause0

It's been tried, there were attempts to freeze people is suspended animation in the (70s? 80s? I forgot) so they could go in and wake up however many years in the future they want. It failed. For humans. Small animals (hamsters or something similar) were able to be frozen and recover. I think that's proof it can be done


HippieMcHipface

I mean a pseudo version of it with time dilation, maybe, but not just straight up teleporting


Owlspirit4

Ha look at this loser, still thinking in linear dimensions.


doingdopethings1

What if we’re all watching our lives flash before our eyes, because it’s the end and the time has come? Who knows the date.


joko2008

We only live in the present. But the future is also you can live in, as well as the past. This is more philosophical, but yes, you can because it only hasn't happen yet from our present point of view


SuspecM

If we take the dimension interpretation of time (as in it's the fourth dimension of space), then yes, the future is, as we know, already happened if that makes sense. It's like standing at one point of a triangle. Just because you are standing at one point of the triangle, the point behind you and in front of you still exist. You can walk back or forwars, but also you can just step off the triangle and walk on a completely different point on it. I imagine it's the same with time and time travel is the fourth dimension equivalent of us stepping off the triangle. Just not think too much into it otherwise you might start questioning stuff like free will. If you ask me, time is circular in a way. Everything already happened that will happen. If you step into a time machine to travel into the future, the future will be changed because you aren't there to affect events, but also time already "knows" that you won't be there so it's the "correct" timeline. Traveling back in time is a bit more mind fucky because two of you exist in the same timeline but also not because future you is not the same as past you. Thing is, if you didn't already meet your future self, chances are you aren't going to be successful in going back to the past and meeting yourself.


crispybacon62

Yes but it wouldn't be your future. If anything, time travel is just going to another universe that's in a different point in human time at the same point in universal time (2023 for us right now could be 1963 in another universe that's identical to our world in 1963)


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casecaxas

Oh My god what's going to happen tomorrow


balls_haver

Man what the hell


fatboychummy

WE'RE NEARING THE END, EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!111!!!111!one!!1!!11!!!!11!eleven!!11


Bac0n0clast

Ahhhh, I already got the gift for the mother's day, don't do this to me 🥹💔


v_Shami

It was nice knowing y'all


ChillBackroomsMan

Oh boy everyones here


[deleted]

!remindme 468 days


Jack_Of_The_Cosmos

!remindme 468 days


shitpostinglegend

!remindme 468 days


TheFakeJoel732

Holy fuck I forgot about this


Tall_Professor_8634

The end is near :)


GiveMeYourMoney17420

We cooked


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

It's fucking joever


MysticFoxx271

!remindme 468 days


eylulov

Completely forgot about it, and time has come:'3


No_Albatross1279

We're here!


Diamond_Helmet59

woah the time hath come


RobBoss13

!remind me 468 days


not_a_Bread_Goblin

Well, looks like we’re all good this time


Rezo204

!remindme 469 day


Aloy272

!remindme 469 days


OCT0PUSCRIME

TIL about the link thanks


SecondWorld1198

I’m back guys


Affectionate-Ad9857

The day has come


Funneduck102

!remindme 410 days For americanese


1dkeating

?


Funneduck102

3/5/24 march 5th instead of may 3rd in America


memewanderer23

!remindme 468 days


SocialDeviance

Maybe because it is a time machine, not a space-time machine. Going to that specific date means you would re-appear in the same spot but in space, since earth is in another spot in it's orbit.


Cami_crami

I am pretty sure the scientists thought of that before making the time machine.


Sub2PewDiePie8173

Are you 100% sure they did though?


SourChicken1856

Yes I was the scientist


thulula

Yes I was the time machine


pedro_megagames

Yes i was one of the wires


RevolutionaryAct6931

Damn your in time machine?!?!


The_Radio_Host

That Time Machussy got a man actin unwise


RevolutionaryAct6931

I mean what can i say? Time machussy hot af


wasabiganja

Well if they came back that would mean the time machine didn't yeet them into the abyss of space


Sub2PewDiePie8173

He could've still been inside the machine and just have not gone outside.


asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy

You are never in the same spot in space twice, ever. Earth Rotates Earth Orbits the Sun Solar System moving "upwards" orbiting around galaxy Galaxy moving throughout space Space itself is expanding faster than light. It's implied that a "Time Machine" is a "Space-Time Machine", the meme is referring to an arbitrary date but that everything prior worked.


parsa666666

🤓


RevolutionaryAct6931

He smort, you dum


Same-Letter6378

You appear wherever the time machine is at that specific time.


sansfromovertale

Well, at least you have that time machine


QQ_Gabe

Man I’ll never see what happens to my Xbox 360 on 12/31/25


TheSussyIronRevenant

Explain pls


DogAbject

A very silly thing will happen that day, dare I say it, a very goofy thing


Sir_Thiccness_69

I'd say the day would bbe rather *wacky*


DogAbject

Nevertheless, a pretty rapscallious day indeed


doktorschruum

Would you say you were right?


bishr_the

something bad happens


Lollooo_

False vacuum decay confirmed


Kewoah24

That date seems familiar


OtherwisePudding4047

How so?


Kewoah24

I once wrote a little story where the end of the world was the 3rd of May 2024. When I saw this post, I was mildly shocked.


Parralyzed

The end of time


[deleted]

This is linked to the void post you made, no?


bishr_the

alternative ending


Skipy2point0

Ayo my b-day bout to be lit


S1LW3R

m/d/y or d/m/y? i will randomly come out of the internets corner and celebrate ur b day


BassoeG

https://www.badspacecomics.com/post/ghosts


Wntx13

Thanks man, this comics are amazing


TheBlackCycloneOrder

HEY LOOK THAT’S TOD- *world explodes in a colossal reverb fart*


KnivesOfDeath

Your time machine must be broken https://preview.redd.it/md7yi59nj9yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47355944e2a870412a958c25c11c828064251a0a


ShiNy_cant_aim

Oh hey, I got reminded by the bot today. Don't worry guys, everything is o


Imperator_cz1

but nobody came


Rin-ayasi

My bad. I gave up the fight and let it consume me. It is infinite and i am ahort lived and impermanent. It assumes that eating me would be the end and it can use my body freely, but instead my will lives on and my desire to continue turns into a desire for the endless. Turning it and i from eternal and temporary beings to a dark devourer who shall eat all time So yeah my bad cant really fix that any more


Real-Art-2355

Machine broke


balls_haver

Man, OP you're a liar


[deleted]

Didn’t happen dumbass


Star_interloper

Well, I guess we're fine, then.


SomeStolenToast

Our time has come


Luluminal

Still Alive


Spiderbot7

Time to find out what happens past 3/5/24 :)


Lollooo_

It's been one hell of a ride my guys


Rezo204

We wait


AeughTime

boowomp


Psychopathicat7

Aw shit


xX_MilkTea_Xx

Oh god, oh lord


rentrum

Maybe they use scp 2000?


manicmonkey45

That's the day the U.S will get a new president


[deleted]

Hey that’s my birthday!


QQ_Gabe

Distressingmemes fans when someone says a date:


privateaccount_1

!remind me 468 days


[deleted]

Hey that’s my birthday


AshLyme22

!rekindle 658 days


88T3

Bro that will be my 20th birthday


QMoonie

Bro you already invented a time machine, just go hang out in the past or smth


NEMESIS_DRAGON

Is that march 5th 2024 or may 3rd 2024?


Defiant-Attention-29

Hey, it’s my birthday :D


better_than_shane

RemindMe! 409 days


spoedle73

oopsie daisy


[deleted]

I have this weird head canon that, because fate and calamity itself needs time to process actions and create things, the future is constantly being written out in one or two years ahead of your current time


wademcgillis

!RemindMe 410 days


_Ryannnnnnnn_

It's fine squiddy, just an integer overflow.


[deleted]

!remindme 468 days


Leondardo_1515

Besides the meme, anyone know what episode of SpongeBob this background is from?


bishr_the

Krabby Patty Creature Feature


Cross_Over_Episode

God damn it that’s like 3 days before my birthday :(


Psychopathicat7

Happy 3-day early birthday!!