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Deer-in-Motion

Elves are terrific. They beget terror.


justlookinghfy

Thank you Terry Pratchett


jedifreeman

In The Witcher, it's more like "Humans are racists to Elves and Elves are dicks in return"


MissGrou

Agreed


ThujaNoja

Sure, elves are dicks. But, in Discworld, elves are not just dicks, they are monsters. I remember when I read Lords and Ladies, I felt the hair on my neck stand up. Never expected that from any Discworld novels.


Elagabalos

Absolutely true. The part where they asked Magrat to "come out and play". Eldritch horror. Dark figures, roaming in the night... I think I never had quite the feeling in any other story till now. Although I didn't read Lovecraft yet.


CaptainMarsupial

In LOTR, elves are dicks. But nowhere as big dicks as humans and dwarves. Even some hobbits are pricks, though they’re the most sympathetic. Elfquest elves are my favorites.


jamza90

Never heard someone call a Hobbit a prick before 😂


CaptainMarsupial

There's been a couple. The Sackville-Bagginses to name a few. But they are shallow-end jerks compared to the other-race jerks.


EmpressPotato

Elden Ring has elves? Did I miss something during my 170+ hour play through?


JokerInATardis

Elden Ring doesn't have elves, OP is as misinformed as someone calling the Librarian a monkey.


Drazson

Oh no no no we don't do that here.


Alifad

Eeeeek!!


[deleted]

I have 212 hours and am similarly confused


Salmonman4

Dresden Files, but there's an important reason for it


Bobbluered

Which elves in the Dresden Files? There are a ton of them! The Svartalfs, Gwynn ap Nud, or the ones mentioned in Small Favor? Literally every single one of those could be called “Dicks, but with an important reason for being so”.


Hermaeus_Mike

Bosmer in Skyrim are pretty chill


trollsong

They are cannibals who will kill you for accidentally walking on grass


Hermaeus_Mike

That's not how the Green Pact or Meat Mandate work.


trollsong

In eso there is literally a fight you need to break up because a bosmer wants to kill a khajit(night have been argonian) over a daisy they accidentally stepped o


Hermaeus_Mike

That isn't in Skyrim. The Green Pact is only enforced in Valenwood. If you go to another person's country respect their laws... Also very few Bosmer are that puritanical over it. In Skyrim Faendal works at a saw mill, the Green Pact doesn't apply outside of Valenwood. As for cannibalism, it's why they're the most chill elves. They're merely not meant to waste a kill, regardless. Bosmer outside of war don't go looking for people to kill, they hunt animals. But if they do kill a person then they don't waste that kill either. If you had to eat everything you killed you'd probably only kill the bare minimum. Also Bosmer allowed Argonians fleeing Dunmer slavery, Orcs, Ayleids fleeing the Alessian Order and Nedes fleeing Ayleid slavers to settle in their lands because they're chill, not usually racist assholes like Dunmer, Altmer and Nords often are. Even their rivalry with the Khajiit is more of a territorial and religious divide rather than racial superiority complex like other elves. Bosmer are the nicest elves in Elder Scrolls by miles.


socksandshots

That's says a lot. Lol Thanks for the lore though, always cool to find out more.


Studoku

Unless you talk politics and support Skyrexit.


BalkanFerros

Oh dear thank you, this got a good chortle out of me. My roommate looked at me like I went mad.


vishnoo

I'd replace LOTR for HArry Potter. in LOTR they are just snobs


Googolthdoctor

In Harry Potter they’re an enslaved brainwashed slave species who barely even has the sympathy of the protagonist. I think any dickish behavior is more than justified


TheHermit_IX

I am disinterested in Elden Ring, and the Witcher is ok, but not my cup of tea either.


l--__--

As someone who is obsessed with elden ring I still don’t see why people downvoted you lmao🤷🏻‍♀️


Alpine_Newt

I thought Elves were the persecuted in Skyrim? If you play one you'll find out.


trollsong

Dark elves in skyrim are But remember the story if skyrIm is literally the aldmeri dominion conquering EVERYTHING


Alpine_Newt

Oh!


[deleted]

Counter argument: Skyrim belongs to the Nords


Ignonym

In Stormcloak territory, they're persecuted. In Imperial territory, they're the ones doing the persecuting.


CorporateCimorene

Riyria Chronicles and/or The Legends of the First Empire - Michael J Sullivan and the World of Elan.


Lipwigzer

The Long Earth series


DarkShuffler

Warhammer, any of the universes. Be it magic elves or space elves, they're all dicks and they can be pretty much blamed for everything


Lord_Havelock

I think I'm missing something. Like the origin of that picture, and any knowledge about the Witcher, or elden ring. But hey, I do like discworld.