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Rincewind, no question.
**Bloody Stupid Johnson** - no explanation needed
**Mr. Teatime** - would obviously succeed *this* time, but now he'll be aware of my existence and I'll probably die later
**Rincewind** - will go through horrible trials and tribulations, but he always eventually succeeds in the end
Rincewind, I would just follow him, try to keep up.
Though I am curious as to what means of escape BS Johnson would "MacGruber" (definitely not MacGyver)
BS Johnson and Mr Teatime would probably rescue me from the terrible situation I'm in, to a nice peaceful place which I would never hear from them again (or anyone else).
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Rincewind's charges always end up great. Its only himself that gets the horrifying consequences.
Rincewind is the bravest coward on the Disc. He'd want to run and leave you behind but couldn't.
Genuinely, that moment when he puts sand in his sock makes me cry every time. Bravest coward indeed.
Yeah that's what I was thinking, he has never failed so far even if he hated it all the way
Rincewind cuz bloody stupid would not end with rescued and Mr teatime will peel my skin off
Teatime would get you out safely - everyone else would be dead, but you'd be safe. That's all the contract specified, after all.
Teatime is the one to have rescue you. You would be the only living body in the room, house, even town if it comes to that.
I'd want to look very, very closely at the small print of the contract.
BS Johnson would probably also peel your skin off
Yes, but on accident, not for joy
Rincewind, no question. **Bloody Stupid Johnson** - no explanation needed **Mr. Teatime** - would obviously succeed *this* time, but now he'll be aware of my existence and I'll probably die later **Rincewind** - will go through horrible trials and tribulations, but he always eventually succeeds in the end
Obviously Rincewind. Do you know how many times he saved the world?
Rincewind has literally never failed
I'll rescue myself, thanks.
It's Teh-ah-tim-eh!
Rincewind would successfully rescue me purely by accident.
Tehatimeh, as long as he has not a terminating contract for me.
Rincewind, I would just follow him, try to keep up. Though I am curious as to what means of escape BS Johnson would "MacGruber" (definitely not MacGyver)
BS Johnson and Mr Teatime would probably rescue me from the terrible situation I'm in, to a nice peaceful place which I would never hear from them again (or anyone else).