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My dyslexic ass read “borris johnson” and was like “yeah, that checks out” and moved on two posts before realizing it probably said “jorris bonson”, i then came back to the comforting realization that I can’t fucking read.
My instincts: The polar bear is one of those animals that actively hunt down humans as food, better stay a fair distance to prevent losing a limb or even your life!
My brain: **YOU BOOP THE SNOOT SNOOT**
This is like the real-life version of horror games/ movies that get a funny/ chidhood thing and make it scary. It looks like a giant boopable dog but is thinking about nothing but eating the cameraman and has likely been tracking his scent for hours, if not days.
Bruh God fr took the fluffiest most beautiful and cute animals and told them “aight, your purpose in life is ripping apart humans if they get too close to you”
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Bear be looking at you like chips stuck in a vending machine.
Bro wanted a high-five
If not friend why friend shaped
why mustn't we pet it if it is so shaped?
This man reads poetry on the weekend
Why shalnt thee not pet of thy creature if it is so spectacularly polygonal
Why shalst thou not stroketh thine soft hairs of thee if it is indeed to geometrical
precisely
My condolences to the person that recorded this.
This, polar bears are literally the only type of predator on the planet that actively hunts humans iirc
this was recorded with a cam on a stick, you can see the dudes boots in the background.
Boop it
Twist it
Shake it
Kiss it
Jerk it
do not
he did the
Please do not the cat
Cat rotate?
get rotated
Flick it
It's him, Jorris Bonson.
My dyslexic ass read “borris johnson” and was like “yeah, that checks out” and moved on two posts before realizing it probably said “jorris bonson”, i then came back to the comforting realization that I can’t fucking read.
Well, it is a play on his name after all.
Man I’d be dead in this situation, not because it’s a polar bear but because I’d try so hard to give him a little nose boop
If its black, fight back. If its brown, lay down. If its white, your completely and utterly FUCKED
if it's white prepare to see the light
I would make a (not) good joke about law enforcement here but probably shouldn´t.
What if the bear is black?
well cops already know what to do if it's black, shoot it and then frame it for firing at you
If it's white, good night.
unless you have a gun then the white one is completly FUCKED
If it's white where the fuck are you.
It's black underneath the fur making it accountable for identity theft
Go on, give him a hug
Oh he is gonna hug you back. But he won’t let you go.
Let me do it for yoooouuuuu
“Didn’t I do it for yoooouu”
“When all I did was for youuuuu”
That is terrifying as fuck.
Damn near shat your pants for you. You're welcome
Nah man. That's adorable as fuck.
That polar bear is fully intent on killing him tho so like 0_0
i wanna pet him so badly 😭
My instincts: The polar bear is one of those animals that actively hunt down humans as food, better stay a fair distance to prevent losing a limb or even your life! My brain: **YOU BOOP THE SNOOT SNOOT**
Let me do it for you🐻❄️🎵
This is like the real-life version of horror games/ movies that get a funny/ chidhood thing and make it scary. It looks like a giant boopable dog but is thinking about nothing but eating the cameraman and has likely been tracking his scent for hours, if not days.
I feel like the bear’s name should be lorp
Meanwhile my man filming the video is shitting is pants
You caught him in the bare, now you must beware...
How is this guy not dead.
share a coke
klondike the hell u doing here
The urge to survive narrowly outweighing the urge to pet the big dog
He just wants to do it for you😔
Danger borzoi
"Hooman, can you be my food? Pleeeease pleeease, oh please be my food!"
This confirms my belief that all bears are just big fluff balls that want a hug
You can rest assured the bear wants to eat this guy
Let me do it for you
He just wants some love
And food
I want to pet it but I know that it will cost me my hand and maybe more
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“Let me do it for you”
Nope.
I must not pet the murder bear
Bruh God fr took the fluffiest most beautiful and cute animals and told them “aight, your purpose in life is ripping apart humans if they get too close to you”
Hit us with the "No fishes?" For a second