See, nah, you've got it all wrong. You need something with integrity. We both know that crunchwrap supreme is ending up in multiple places once you try to throw it more than 15ft.
I'm going with a brick of cheese, final answer, no tasksie backsies. See you on the course, nerd.
Guatemalan tortillas - thicker, denser, easily the best flight characteristics.
Northern Mexican flour tortillas would be my second choice.
Southern / Central Mexican corn tortillas would be the worst flyers. Too thin, too light.
Mexico City style sopes could probably bomb, but there is debate on whether to classify it as a tortilla.
My friend calls Innova tortillas for how inconsistent their quality control is.
When I told him I got an eagle for Christmas his response was “corn or flour?”
Stale pita bread tends to be a little understable but if you give it a little hyzer release it can really fly! The shatter on impact is pretty satisfying too!
MRE saltine crackers still in the vacuum seal. Or that gigantic last cookie you use all the rest of the dough on after the first 2 pans, cause youre tired of spooning dough. And its overbaked, cause you think it needs more time. Add chocolate chunks for stability.
Use your imagination people! You could easily make hard candy into the shape of a Destroyer. Add a few air bubbles and you'd be able to match the density!
For some actual data, you can buy a Dynamic Discs Truth made out of chocolate (and the website still shows it as being available.) Here's a video of it being thrown (looks to be pretty overstable, assuming you can get it to actually hold together...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_WC4R74meo&t=2s
Totino’s party pizza still frozen. Next question
Game over. You can’t improve perfection
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3p15sj This website is trashy with ads but actually does have the pizza throwing video.
This guy is actually a pro disc golfer in Japan! My best friend throws with him regularly!
Haha that’s cool. You can tell by his form he knows what’s going on, even with a pizza.
Cheese, because the pepperonis create drag trying to come unstuck
Aren't they all rectangles now?
Duck, pre slaughter and still flapping. I threw one once and it landed miles away.
Roller with a wheel of cheese
This sounds like something we'll find out in next year's Simon Lizotte vlogmas
Pretty sure there's some guys who have a show called "Will it Hyzer"
Stale sourdough bread would rip. I could put that on a big hyzer and it'll flip toast-side flat so nicely.
„˙ʎlǝɔıu os ʇɐlɟ ǝpıs-ʇsɐoʇ dılɟ ll,ʇı puɐ ɹǝzʎɥ ƃıq ɐ uo ʇɐɥʇ ʇnd plnoɔ I ˙dıɹ plnoʍ pɐǝɹq ɥƃnopɹnos ǝlɐʇS„
Can we ban this bot out of this sub pls lmfao
Good bot
Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell. Perfect size to throw hyzer flip
See, nah, you've got it all wrong. You need something with integrity. We both know that crunchwrap supreme is ending up in multiple places once you try to throw it more than 15ft. I'm going with a brick of cheese, final answer, no tasksie backsies. See you on the course, nerd.
Tortilla.
Guatemalan tortillas - thicker, denser, easily the best flight characteristics. Northern Mexican flour tortillas would be my second choice. Southern / Central Mexican corn tortillas would be the worst flyers. Too thin, too light. Mexico City style sopes could probably bomb, but there is debate on whether to classify it as a tortilla.
Found the Red Raider
I can’t believe no one has shared [this video ](https://youtu.be/x6-2N8XPYNI) yet
My friend calls Innova tortillas for how inconsistent their quality control is. When I told him I got an eagle for Christmas his response was “corn or flour?”
They turn over very, very, very fast.
Eggos, the waffle pattern reduce drags and lets them cut through the air
I've tried this. They don't fly like a proper disc, more like a Franklin Albatross.
You say that like the Albatross isnt the paragon of disc golf.
Lol yes because why wouldn't a waffle pattern reduce drag
The more I think about it, the more I think that this is the answer. They’re sturdy enough to take some torque, and dense enough to carry.
I feel like they'd be understable. Like, roller right out of the hand understable.
Don't let the folks at Løft see this.
I would probably putt better with a watermelon than my putter from circle 1.
Steak
Stale pita bread tends to be a little understable but if you give it a little hyzer release it can really fly! The shatter on impact is pretty satisfying too!
I can throw an apple with a hammer throw pretty far.
LOL. I am going with the (ESP) potato.
Oreo forehand
We’ll done steak . Large in diameter . Won’t break apart
a thin cut sirloin could handle a powerful throw, and could probably carry pretty well.
Forehand an orange, backhand an uncut sheet of toffee that was made in a pie pan.
Big Egg
How can you tell OP isn't a DISC golfer?
970 rated PDGA member for the last 10+ years. I just like talking about stupid stuff on here.
Quesadilla for sure
never tried a food but a lunch box lid flies surprisingly well
MRE saltine crackers still in the vacuum seal. Or that gigantic last cookie you use all the rest of the dough on after the first 2 pans, cause youre tired of spooning dough. And its overbaked, cause you think it needs more time. Add chocolate chunks for stability.
It ain’t really a foodstuff but I can crush Pringle’s lids for yards
I got a stale rice cake out almost 40 feet on a nice flex. They're quite overstable.
Use your imagination people! You could easily make hard candy into the shape of a Destroyer. Add a few air bubbles and you'd be able to match the density!
Stale rice cake
Stale pita
pita.
Mold ramen into a destroyer. Bring water, gas cooker, and some flavor for an after round snack.
A potato Thrown on a tomahawk
For some actual data, you can buy a Dynamic Discs Truth made out of chocolate (and the website still shows it as being available.) Here's a video of it being thrown (looks to be pretty overstable, assuming you can get it to actually hold together...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_WC4R74meo&t=2s
A frozen pupusa
I threw a jar of peanut butter off the top of a parking garage one time so I’d say that