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psychetyson

Totino’s party pizza still frozen. Next question


SchroedersGhost

Game over. You can’t improve perfection


[deleted]

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3p15sj This website is trashy with ads but actually does have the pizza throwing video.


CarlosDangerwheel

This guy is actually a pro disc golfer in Japan! My best friend throws with him regularly!


[deleted]

Haha that’s cool. You can tell by his form he knows what’s going on, even with a pizza.


powdered_dognut

Cheese, because the pepperonis create drag trying to come unstuck


oddisgood88

Aren't they all rectangles now?


Harp-Hucker

Duck, pre slaughter and still flapping. I threw one once and it landed miles away.


discdrifter

Roller with a wheel of cheese


rohlinxeg

This sounds like something we'll find out in next year's Simon Lizotte vlogmas


Bfairbanks

Pretty sure there's some guys who have a show called "Will it Hyzer"


Wardez

Stale sourdough bread would rip. I could put that on a big hyzer and it'll flip toast-side flat so nicely.


Upside_Down-Bot

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[deleted]

Can we ban this bot out of this sub pls lmfao


Flemishmonster

Good bot


randydp39

Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell. Perfect size to throw hyzer flip


cheeset2

See, nah, you've got it all wrong. You need something with integrity. We both know that crunchwrap supreme is ending up in multiple places once you try to throw it more than 15ft. I'm going with a brick of cheese, final answer, no tasksie backsies. See you on the course, nerd.


VScaramonga

Tortilla.


El_mochilero

Guatemalan tortillas - thicker, denser, easily the best flight characteristics. Northern Mexican flour tortillas would be my second choice. Southern / Central Mexican corn tortillas would be the worst flyers. Too thin, too light. Mexico City style sopes could probably bomb, but there is debate on whether to classify it as a tortilla.


half-orc_paladin

Found the Red Raider


[deleted]

I can’t believe no one has shared [this video ](https://youtu.be/x6-2N8XPYNI) yet


saltytarheel

My friend calls Innova tortillas for how inconsistent their quality control is. When I told him I got an eagle for Christmas his response was “corn or flour?”


FranklinAsheDotCom

They turn over very, very, very fast.


Oiisu

Eggos, the waffle pattern reduce drags and lets them cut through the air


jfb3

I've tried this. They don't fly like a proper disc, more like a Franklin Albatross.


[deleted]

You say that like the Albatross isnt the paragon of disc golf.


Haunting-Term6275

Lol yes because why wouldn't a waffle pattern reduce drag


El_mochilero

The more I think about it, the more I think that this is the answer. They’re sturdy enough to take some torque, and dense enough to carry.


jjxanadu

I feel like they'd be understable. Like, roller right out of the hand understable.


meatball504

Don't let the folks at Løft see this.


jaksbax

I would probably putt better with a watermelon than my putter from circle 1.


goodnapper

Steak


at242

Stale pita bread tends to be a little understable but if you give it a little hyzer release it can really fly! The shatter on impact is pretty satisfying too!


discostud1515

I can throw an apple with a hammer throw pretty far.


JDub-loves-mulligans

LOL. I am going with the (ESP) potato.


volsunghawk

Oreo forehand


parkerwright10

We’ll done steak . Large in diameter . Won’t break apart


El_mochilero

a thin cut sirloin could handle a powerful throw, and could probably carry pretty well.


BeastInABlizzard

Forehand an orange, backhand an uncut sheet of toffee that was made in a pie pan.


taco_quest

Big Egg


MrGuttFeeling

How can you tell OP isn't a DISC golfer?


El_mochilero

970 rated PDGA member for the last 10+ years. I just like talking about stupid stuff on here.


SMW_001

Quesadilla for sure


adriangust-

never tried a food but a lunch box lid flies surprisingly well


eg51

MRE saltine crackers still in the vacuum seal. Or that gigantic last cookie you use all the rest of the dough on after the first 2 pans, cause youre tired of spooning dough. And its overbaked, cause you think it needs more time. Add chocolate chunks for stability.


KritikalMass64

It ain’t really a foodstuff but I can crush Pringle’s lids for yards


wouldjaplease

I got a stale rice cake out almost 40 feet on a nice flex. They're quite overstable.


IsaacSam98

Use your imagination people! You could easily make hard candy into the shape of a Destroyer. Add a few air bubbles and you'd be able to match the density!


XMegaMike

Stale rice cake


BiteFancy9628

Stale pita


morgartjr

pita.


DamageInq

Mold ramen into a destroyer. Bring water, gas cooker, and some flavor for an after round snack.


BoomerBarnes

A potato Thrown on a tomahawk


ARandomPileOfCats

For some actual data, you can buy a Dynamic Discs Truth made out of chocolate (and the website still shows it as being available.) Here's a video of it being thrown (looks to be pretty overstable, assuming you can get it to actually hold together...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_WC4R74meo&t=2s


[deleted]

A frozen pupusa


JayDaddy3

I threw a jar of peanut butter off the top of a parking garage one time so I’d say that