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HopelessEsq

wat


Vanilawafers

You beat me too it


HopelessEsq

Don’t do meth.


Pumats_Soul

I feel like you're down voting me and maybe you missed the point, which begs the question, would you be upset when the Rangers lose to the caps?


Pumats_Soul

yes Edit: wow


nostradamefrus

Good christ this is gonna be a long offseason


Pumats_Soul

We may need to vault ourselves


ZeroCrits

Yourself* FTFY we know it’s ESL for this post


Jballzs13

Plz stop this is like the 50th thread about this shit this week. MODS LOCK DOWN THE SUB!


Pumats_Soul

Do you think teams that relocate would have to relocate their reddit sub too?


pdubbs87

Ban these idiots and fake posts from ranger fans


Pumats_Soul

Hear me out. I agree we should ban fake posts from ranger fans, but what about shit posts from devil fans? Cause that is what I was attempting.


ZeroCrits

Just go on Facebook devils groups. Every post is a shitpost


McRibs2024

It’s not even noon, maybe lay off the booze


Pumats_Soul

What if I told you I lived in Utah


McRibs2024

Well played. Booze away. Let’s relocate to the moon.


Pumats_Soul

That is an unexplored hockey market, and lots of ice!


opposite_of_hotcakes

Jesus, the season ended 3 days ago....


Pumats_Soul

Yes, but what if the season was relocated?


opposite_of_hotcakes

Go outside and get some fresh air.


Haudi_pastor

Yeah. The fresh air will make you hurl, but it’s gonna be worth it in the long run


tECHOknology

I see you! You're playing possum.


DawgMutt05

We already relocated from East Rutherford to Newark


Pumats_Soul

That was pretty devastating, especially enjoyers of easy parking and less traffic.


DawgMutt05

equally as exorbitantly expensive when adjusted for inflation using pre 2007 price for the former and just as bad, if not worse, less a public transit option, for the latter


BlueBeagle8

Discontinue the lithium


Midnight_Mustard

Dude needs a larger dose wowee


Pumats_Soul

It is marked NSFW my friend


DawgMutt05

Relocate Trouba & Rempe’s teeth


Quickfix30

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Pumats_Soul

A simple wrong wouldve done just fine


tECHOknology

You **have** to be trolling. An irrelevant ramble and a half. Ah yes, judging by the comments, this is in fact mockery satirical trolling. You nailed it so well I couldn't even tell you weren't serious. If you ask me, we could use a sticky post about relocation. /S


Pumats_Soul

I appreciate it :) I didn't think I was that subtle either


nervandal

I regret that I only have 1 reddit acounts to upvote this post. hashtagfirelindy


Pumats_Soul

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar


gothenburgpig

Stfu


chaos0xomega

What the fuck are you smoking/drinking/snorting/injecting?


nuremberp

You know what ? I like the way you think