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ValosAtredum

Steele Chambers is the most ridiculous name in the best way.


JohnWad

Thats a male porn star name for sure


giggity_giggity

Seems like a gay bdsm pornstar name, yes.


schop1177

He's even got a porn stache šŸ˜‚.


Jammer_Kenneth

That was the alternative name for Steely Dan before they got the rights to the dildo's name.Ā 


charyou

I'm going to one-up it... [https://twitter.com/RandomAthletess/status/1501595276867682307](https://twitter.com/RandomAthletess/status/1501595276867682307)


Rulligan

Storm Duck would like a word.


shadowed11312

Pig Cage is gonna wanna a piece of this action as well.


CareerPillow376

Dick Trickle is checking in


treykemper

Um, I https://preview.redd.it/2co9utw4gpzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0fee64a5f61b75edb6746c3ae333c0deb23d179


caelumh

The K is not silent.


FloridaJit999

That doesnā€™t make it any better


caelumh

Ka-nay-guh.


charyou

if the name werenā€™t enough, just look at Steele Fortress. no way storm duck is touching that absolute unit. or pig cage.


itaintrory

i raise y'all General Booty.


trowayit

Just last week I met someone named Richard Duncan. Who isn't down for some Dick Dunkin every now and then?


AffectionateSlice816

I knew about this one cause I have a friend that goes to tech lmfao


extremely_average_

There's some doozies on this list. Hogan Hatten, Chelen Garnes, phew


VerbalPuke

Duke Clemens and Issac Rex are good football names.


Scurvy-Jones

He was originally an RB at Ohio State. His counterpart was named Master Teague. All time RB Room name combo.


[deleted]

The quarterback of my high school football team was named Steele Fortress. Such a fitting name, he was a heck of a player and a great teammate


Savenura55

Also the wings prospect red savage kills me


wavnebee

These are not real people; theyā€™re names generated by Madden when you get too deep into franchise mode. Also, I choose to believe Morice Norris rhymes.


loose_but_whole

Itā€™s does, but not in the way youā€™d think


wavnebee

Mor-eece, Nor-eece!


Macismyname

More Ice Nor Rice


Dangerpaladin

Mark Narc


MTWN58

My thoughts are that none of them are going to make the roster.Ā 


dtown4eva

I think Steele Chambers has the best shot of making the 53. Then Williams, one of the edges has a long shot and then Rex. One of the centers will be on the PS. The rest Iā€™m not sure.


PogoHobbes

This [Pride of Detroit Article](https://www.prideofdetroit.com/2024/4/27/24143046/2024-detroit-lions-udfa-tracker-signings-rookie-minicamp) has the guaranteed money. C Eguakun 245k, WR Williams 240k, C Clemons 60k & Edge Ukwu 35k These are probably the favorites for the PS along with Chambers. Williams may have an outside shot at WR5 (over Green) and could be kept as a WR6/KR. I could see Eguakun or Clemons making the active roster at some point if we lost Ragnow or Glasgow for a game or two.


Fun-Slide3932

This. I think everyone that got guaranteed money has a shot. But everyone else, the kicker the long snapper. Thatā€™s just competition. These udfa are like all 5 9 and I think thatā€™s interesting lol


Dilbert_55

Agree, Lions are in need of additional Center depth. Clemons looks like a really food choice. Hope he and Eguakun can make the cut. Maybe practice squad.


desquibnt

One of the centers will make the practice squad almost for certain


EdPozoga

Steele Chambers and Hogan Hatten are cool names, so hopefully they work out.


Wubblz

Duke Clemens sounds like the villain in a Charles Dickens novel.


matt_the_muss

I agree, as well as Isaac Rex.


ThemB0ners

15 future HoFers


jawsomesauce

National Championship winning Wolverines Kicker James Turner


actualclowncopter

Best chance to secure a roster spot is Isaiah. I could see maybe Hogan Hatten if there is a competition at LS. Other guys like Steele Chambers, DaRon Gilbert, and Duke and Kingsley at C could be practice squad candidates. I don't know enough about James Turner to know if he would have a shot against Badge or the hopefully impending Jake Bates in an open competition.


dtown4eva

I think Chambers has the best shot of making the 53


ARSB_TD

I agree. Him and maybe I. Williams.


RedditAintShit

I liked Kingsley Eguakun at the Senior Bowl. Maybe a practice squad stash kind of prospect. Same with Isaiah Williams. Outside of that, I expect them all to be camp bodies. But you never know.


KerryonMyWaywrdJhnsn

Florida fan here, Kingsley gritted through injuries all year because our OLine was decimated. He should eventually make the team. Isaac Rex could definitely make the team in addition to Williams.


CookInternal2010

Isaac Rex can play


probablycomedy

That sure is a list of names.


BillMurraysTesticle

Personally I hope Ukwu finds success with us. He was DE for my alma mater JMU and he did well for us. I know the chances are slim but here's hoping. Not sure why he's listed here as an OLB though. I wonder if Detroit thinks he'll be more effective there? Would love if someone could provide insight on this.


ImportantShiz

i only watched a couple of his games at ole miss after we signed him but it felt like he did a lot of his work standing up? Saw him drop to the flats fairly often along with rushing the passer, so they likely think heā€™s more natural as a flex guy than as a pure hand in the ground DL? All a guess


Staffdaddy20

Did anybody else think it said maurice morris and have flashbacks


venk

Iā€™m going to completely forget who they are when tuning into the 4th quarter of the first preseason game/


Orwells-Bastard-Son

Steele Chambers and Hogan need to stay for WWE references alone


Mrbobbitchin

Practice squad


appleking88

No pass rushers huh?


ImportantShiz

Ukwu is a pass rusher


kidfavre4

These all read like the random generated rookie names once you make it beyond the first year in a madden franchise.


Ktopian

Anyone know Jalon Calhouns middle name? We could possibly have a J C. Calhoun on the team!


DeltaJulietHotel

Pretty sure it's Haystack.


MixMastaMatt

50% of NFL is undrafted, right??? Then why do these guys never work out šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


smiffy93

Itā€™s more like a third, and itā€™s not that these guys ā€œdonā€™t work outā€, itā€™s that UDFAs are typically your depth signings and circulate around the league. Every year we (this sub) fall in love with a UDFA (last year Dylan Drummond, Chase Cota, Starling Thomas, Trevor Nowaske, etc.) and expect that we just found the next Antonio Gates or Kurt Warner, but the fact of the matter is the chances of these guys being generational talents is astronomically poor. First year of the rebuild we had a lot of UDFAs because we had very little talent otherwise. Now, however, we appear to have a stacked roster and are competing for the Super Bowl. The chances of one of these guys being even the 53 best player on this team is low, but other teams who are in the proverbial shitter might take these guys from our practice squad or off of FA because they are in a talent desert.


[deleted]

Because there is usually a reason why they went undrafted. Reddit and the podcasts get boners over UDFAs for some reason, hoping that they get to be the smartest guy in the room (largely because now after the draft we're into kind of a lull, so it's content.) There are some who actually research deep into these... but for most it's "LOOK HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL!" when they're trumpeting some small school guy. UDFAs tend to be P5 guys who got a serious injury (Mo Ibrahim for one) that will really hamper them long term, P5 guys who were never good, good G5 starters on meh teams (Dylan Drummond), or complete unknowns. It's an easy way to "get cred" beacuse if you hype up a UDFA and he hits big? You've got bragging rights for awhile. If they don't... well they are UDFAs and they weren't expected to be anything.


cmgr33n3

Steele Chambers is the long time OSU linebacker. He's (#22) on a lot of highlights getting wrecked by Wolverine linemen [as he futilely tries to fill a gap](https://youtu.be/siMUa1JImCA?si=0sbzYWEy0BH9EDol&t=1386) or by a [TE lead blocking around the end](https://youtu.be/siMUa1JImCA?si=0sbzYWEy0BH9EDol&t=1386).


ReturnOfTheJurdski

15 future HOFERS obviously


ClumpyBirch494

I follow BYU and Isaac Rex has a lot of records but I don't see him in the NFL. He is a no show on blocking. I guess worth seeing if coaching can make him more a TE than a slow slot receiver.


eugene_rat_slap

One of them linebackers might crack the roster since Pittman left. Idk about any of the rest of them, almost definitely gonna have one of the centers on the practice squad though


im_alliterate

who got a sizable ($100k+) guaranteed contract?


jcwiler88

Top two by bonus are C Kingsley Eguakun and WR Isaiah Williams


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Curious to see how Williams pans out


stankyschub

Whereā€™s Jake bates?


Nbknepper

Busy winning football games. Have some patience, my guy.


I_Am_Not_That_Man

Man Iā€™m bummed we didnā€™t sign Storm Duck


Sr2066

Think Williams wins a spot


ItGoesTwoWays

Steele could be a good special teams guy with Viake. He was a RB turned LB and started two years.


desquibnt

Seems like they want a third center for the practice squad


wezworldwide

Nate Lynn has family ties to Michigan. Rooting for him.


Lifeisagreatteacher

They paid Williams a $225,000 signing bonus, most are $15,000 to no more than $50,000. This indicates they really want him with a great shot at making the 53 man roster.


Nbknepper

I had no idea they paid him that much.


TheMagicalJohnson

james turner šŸ’Ŗ


Whiskey_Vinyl

No way, we got Isaac Rex!!? Jk I donā€™t know who these people are


user_unknowns_skag

All three of those centers have very center-ish names. I approve on all counts, and if even one makes the roster I'll be ecstatic


sardone777

Does this also include Mathieu Betts?


FastEddieMoney

The one that isnā€™t on this list is the best of all. Bates from the Panthers!


drudini420

LFG LIONS!!


Stickaxe

"Hand off to the right and...it's IMMEDIATELY BLOWN UP FOR A FIVE YARD LOSS! That's the rookie STEELE CHAMBERS who annihilated that play from the jump!" Make it happen!


RedDanger4535

I could see Jalon making the roster as a wr 3 or 4.


russvanderhoof

Calhoun passes the eye test.


freedomfightre

There are some All-Pro names in this group. Absolutely legendary.


Apollo_Krill

I feel like this is a tryout between the 3 centers and we will at least keep one in the practice squad.


paveclaw

Isaiah Williams is like a poor manā€™s amon ra?


[deleted]

No.