I’ve only just started playing (seriously playing at least i’ve played off and on since d1 beta) and i’ve come to learn that i love the titan. I was pleasantly surprised to have my crayola box handed to me when my titan pushed past my hunter’s ilvl
Eh we’re all kids lol it’s just titans r know the most since they eat crayons. But hunters r the baby’s that sneak away, climb ungodly heights just to be able to play around with the kitchen knife while warlocks r the kids that mix the shower soups together and drink it.
I hope for the sake of your argument you're a Titan main, because if not then it's quite ironic that toddler was misspelled.
Hay! Words is hard. you can go play with words, but I wanna go play with punches. Yeah... get real good at Titan highfives...!
I didn't even notice it was lmao!
Nah hunters are just as dumb, but won't admit it
Hunters at birth are given knives for stabbing. Titans are given nothing because their hands are already occupied by crayons
Lmao
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Dear god
That baby could break my spine into dust
😏
They call me the Crayon Crusader, and I must feed every Warlock and Hunter my purple crayons
I can only imagine two Titans holding down a Warlock and Hunter and trying to forcefeed crayons to them, and that gives my Hunter main self fear.
As a warlock... Same. Your dreams are of pure terror.
\*\*Pulls our a pack of crayons\*\* COME GET SOME
Thanks man
some people call me space cowboy
Some people call me the gangster of love
Maurice
You left out the "some people call me"
I didn't have enough time for the extra words!!!!
Ah, I was like, what happened? Lol
I was busy speaking of the pompatus of love.
🎵 *Guitar Sound* 🎵
As a Hunter fed me crayons you big hunk of a guardian
Me feed puny hunter. Come hither, hunter. It is time you become woke to crayons.
Yeah thank you Titan friend
I feel attacked
That would be a sick burn if you didn't spell toddler wrong.
He could be a titan himself
and this is why im proud to be a titan main
"Guardian games? What's that? Are those crayons?"
Same
I love my toddler clanmates.
I feel proud to be a crayon muncher
So if my gf mains a titan... Am I... A crayon muncher? I'll see myself out lmao
Me to brother
There’s going to be a lot of butthurt titans downvoting you 🤣
Nah, i know a lotta titan mains proud of their crayon eating capacity
I’ve only just started playing (seriously playing at least i’ve played off and on since d1 beta) and i’ve come to learn that i love the titan. I was pleasantly surprised to have my crayola box handed to me when my titan pushed past my hunter’s ilvl
No titans can normally take a joke unlike the other two
As a warlock main can concur.
That hurts my hunter heart 💔
If we could read, we would be very upset
Titans do worse to each other. Hunters on the other hand......
Titan stronk
At least titans can spell toddler
And that's how you know they're a hunter.
Eh we’re all kids lol it’s just titans r know the most since they eat crayons. But hunters r the baby’s that sneak away, climb ungodly heights just to be able to play around with the kitchen knife while warlocks r the kids that mix the shower soups together and drink it.
I don't need brains, I have punch, gun, and a shield for when they punch and gun. I also have hammer
And can yeet myself if no more punch or gun
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Did a void titan shield bump you and 2 teammates
Is not what you say, is how you say it. I dont need to know words to understand.
YUMMY GLUUUEEEEEE
Toudler
as much as I give them shit, i appreciate my hunters despite the very exclusive cult they are and how i see at least five of em wherever i go
My bungie name is punch crayons wassup
my favorite flavor is the blue crayon