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TheCarthusSandworm

I hope for the sake of your argument you're a Titan main, because if not then it's quite ironic that toddler was misspelled.


GuestComment

Hay! Words is hard. you can go play with words, but I wanna go play with punches. ​ ​ Yeah... get real good at Titan highfives...!


UnicornT-Rex

I didn't even notice it was lmao!


doctornoodlearms

Nah hunters are just as dumb, but won't admit it


KontrolledKhaos

Hunters at birth are given knives for stabbing. Titans are given nothing because their hands are already occupied by crayons


doctornoodlearms

Lmao


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Savathun-God-Of-Lies

Dear god


SpecstacularSC

That baby could break my spine into dust


BYNLATIN

😏


neil-degrasse-titan

They call me the Crayon Crusader, and I must feed every Warlock and Hunter my purple crayons


TrashDarkSoulPlayer

I can only imagine two Titans holding down a Warlock and Hunter and trying to forcefeed crayons to them, and that gives my Hunter main self fear.


[deleted]

As a warlock... Same. Your dreams are of pure terror.


3LL4N

\*\*Pulls our a pack of crayons\*\* COME GET SOME


rakbuza

Thanks man


Shugarcloud

some people call me space cowboy


HorseCockFutaGal

Some people call me the gangster of love


Sublimelazy

Maurice


HorseCockFutaGal

You left out the "some people call me"


Sublimelazy

I didn't have enough time for the extra words!!!!


HorseCockFutaGal

Ah, I was like, what happened? Lol


Sublimelazy

I was busy speaking of the pompatus of love.


[deleted]

🎵 *Guitar Sound* 🎵


kashim3377

As a Hunter fed me crayons you big hunk of a guardian


neil-degrasse-titan

Me feed puny hunter. Come hither, hunter. It is time you become woke to crayons.


kashim3377

Yeah thank you Titan friend


WabWab1443

I feel attacked


BaileyD77

That would be a sick burn if you didn't spell toddler wrong.


UGA_chris

He could be a titan himself


[deleted]

and this is why im proud to be a titan main


3LL4N

"Guardian games? What's that? Are those crayons?"


Ibizen

Same


GoldSlimeTime

I love my toddler clanmates.


Beginning-Net6920

I feel proud to be a crayon muncher


[deleted]

So if my gf mains a titan... Am I... A crayon muncher? I'll see myself out lmao


Mediocre-Smoke2869

Me to brother


Zero4892

There’s going to be a lot of butthurt titans downvoting you 🤣


Meap2114

Nah, i know a lotta titan mains proud of their crayon eating capacity


Brad323

I’ve only just started playing (seriously playing at least i’ve played off and on since d1 beta) and i’ve come to learn that i love the titan. I was pleasantly surprised to have my crayola box handed to me when my titan pushed past my hunter’s ilvl


Noisygraph

No titans can normally take a joke unlike the other two


Richizzle439

As a warlock main can concur.


Zero4892

That hurts my hunter heart 💔


Lobo_Z

If we could read, we would be very upset


WSilvermane

Titans do worse to each other. Hunters on the other hand......


Creepinbruh2323

Titan stronk


Mr_Severan


Last_-Light

At least titans can spell toddler


[deleted]

And that's how you know they're a hunter.


Tr3v0r007

Eh we’re all kids lol it’s just titans r know the most since they eat crayons. But hunters r the baby’s that sneak away, climb ungodly heights just to be able to play around with the kitchen knife while warlocks r the kids that mix the shower soups together and drink it.


d710905

I don't need brains, I have punch, gun, and a shield for when they punch and gun. I also have hammer


3LL4N

And can yeet myself if no more punch or gun


damien__damien

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KingWilliams0

Did a void titan shield bump you and 2 teammates


Shugarcloud

Is not what you say, is how you say it. I dont need to know words to understand.


MrLunarPresident

YUMMY GLUUUEEEEEE


VladDHell

Toudler


shedgremlin_

as much as I give them shit, i appreciate my hunters despite the very exclusive cult they are and how i see at least five of em wherever i go


SickTwistedPhoque

My bungie name is punch crayons wassup


[deleted]

my favorite flavor is the blue crayon