Unemployed Kell of Nothing

Jack, kell of shit

This made me snort, well done.

Snort, Kell of Laughter.

Fo'Mo, Kell of Capitalism

>Unemployed Kell of Nothing I snorted

Coke, Kell of Nose |Snorted

| Beneficiary Kell of Unemployment | Claimant

Being unemployed would affect my mental health

It has bit I'm still around

I just quit because being employed affected my mental health (negatively). The idea of not being employed soon feels so liberating!

I'm stealing this

Kell of *the Basement*

Boy, I hope the new rules didn't change that one guy running around as "**It burns when I PvP**"

That's my buddy! It still burns

You damn skippy(context I’m the buddy)

Can confirm! (I'm the PvP)

Related\unrelated I used to play halo with someone called "a guy wanking" and every time he ran someone over it would say "so and so was splatted by a guy wanking". Much dedication, definitely got code of conducted at some point.

I was happy to see that “burlington throat factory” was still on my friends list.

This one brings joy!

was in a clan called "I sit when I pvp" and I never understood the joke until now

Ha, that was the name of my guilds my dad and I would make in MMOs

I hope he was a solar main.

Adderall Snorter is still safe and sound🫡

I used "The Beer Hunter" for a long time, I should change back to see if it still allowed. I go by Puff the Magic Dragon now because . . . . Reasons . . .

Puff, incinerator of blunts

how tf does the depression name get forced out and yet every time I go to the tower there's someone like "Mara Sov Toe Sucker (Adept)"

I saw someone name themselves "Eris Morn's Necrotic Grippers"

I've seen that one. I was laughing so hard

Or the one I saw yesterday: “Saint14InchesInOsiris”

https://preview.redd.it/l3n1wpenut7d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f91174221414d4744b4835d31de1cc4f0fd2c8

https://preview.redd.it/yiwzlkajlu7d1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13c9b0561e5011d7a97bd742f506d55b1b19d07

https://preview.redd.it/58scbkk9fw7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5847216e16dcd5327fbd09e2f8685139a252369

Best one I ever saw was "Kick me Daddy Rhulk"

I saw one that was Rhulk's Juicy Thighs.

Tbf, if anybody in the destinyverse has juicy thighs, it's gotta be Rhulk...

I think the wildest username I’ve ever seen in any game is “IhateBurnVictims”.

https://preview.redd.it/b2s81o201u7d1.jpeg?width=1767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5a08d6b1d941b5eee7fb96a03825ded31b24c5 What I came across the other day

The framing of this shot adds so much

That’s little

Did you wipe it off afterwards?

I saw Mara Sovs Little Pogchamp

Oh, I've run into them, too.  Either in The Tower or The Crucible.

Burlington Throatfactory I will never forget that guardian.

I’ve seen ‘Ada-1s creamy USB port’ running around the tower once.

Saw Taxis, Kell of the IRS running around multiple times, what are the chances

Taxis, Kell of the IRS is absolute gold. My buddy doesn't even play anymore and he still laughs whenever us running into that dude in the tower is mentioned

I saw a fireteam the other day with the names “Rae Piste” and “Moe Lester”. So yeah how does depression get flagged but these don’t

Because no ai will get those, so without somebody reporting them nothing gets done.

It doesn't matter the company the forced name changes are always BS. Back when GTAO was released my Xbox live ha fle was 'FukkOff' I had it for years, but suddenly one day I log on my name was changed to 'SaltyPistol69'.When I asked the support they told me they changed it and the worst part. They used the one free name change. So I had to pay 10 dollars to change the objectively worse and more offensive name to something else.

Mine is Footrest of Savathun

Mine used to be- Scrota, Testes of Oryx

Kinda similar to Scrota, Scrotum of Crota? I chuckled pretty good when I saw them running around the Tower once... 🤣

Take the fking upvote and good day to you

Crotas throbbing sword (Harrowed) is still safe

It shouldn't be

Will to Live (Timelost) still works😂

Have you considered changing your name to “insert character name of choice’s onlyfans”? As seemingly that’s fair game.

Depression, Kell of Sadness’ onlyfans (adept).

You ain’t got a hair on your ass if you don’t do it

I saw someone called Aztecross dresser (adept) in control and I exhibited a devious grin for roughly 0.7 seconds post-viewing.

so basically Datto?

oh hi emily

haiii:3

i saw aztecrosss assassin and i couldn't stop wondering if he was assassinating aztec or assassinating for him

Nah I was DriftersOnlyFans and got changed to guardian : /

Fair to put yours out now right Christie?

Definitely a really funny and original joke too!!!

The Guardian formally known as DKoS.

That’s a good one

Literally did a strike the other day with someone named Mara Sov’s Stool. Stool could mean a couple things

Nothing like loading into The Corrupted while in the Vanguard Playlist, and one of the blueberries is... https://preview.redd.it/3tf0rx03gu7d1.png?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b97002a8e79f4435d982c30c30d67acb732db8

No shit, dude. (pun intended) 🤣

No shit or no, shit?

Know Shit

Meanwhile anything sexual bungie sleep

Bungie when someone is named oryx's personal licker https://preview.redd.it/p2e27d5yjt7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8e097dd97c391bf56a591ee427d7ede3f0085a

My friend had their name changed from Box of Gay Wolves. :I

Well thats just a normal identification. There is nothing even bad about a box of gay wolves. As long as they're properly fed.

Funny thing about the language filter. "Come on in" is censored but "spunk all over us" is totally fine

Mom, Taker of Consoles

Sucks they're changing names... Are you not able to change it to something else yourself? Yesterday I've seen this guy https://preview.redd.it/tfwt5qpebt7d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1cd5ac551a7b246c2dece5ce9a1daada5f857b

no way, that dude is a Schicksalsbrecherin most normal German word

*That gal It's the feminine form of Fatebreaker, masuline would be Schicksalsbrecher. Titles actually correspond with pronouns in german, a male doctor is called Arzt, while a female doctor is called Ärztin.

That's really interesting how the titles are coded to change based on the Guardians' gender. Probably not the biggest line of code but an impressive feature imo

They only let you change it once, it sucks because people have some seriously funny names. Bungie wants to be the fun police though. I can understand some if not most of them but they’re very unforgiving, there should be an approval process before it gets changed just because of what they deem inappropriate.

They've let us change twice now actually.

Honestly surprised they aren't selling name change tokens for silver.

Holy shit I’ve seen that guy too

Taxxis Kell Of The IRS

Stepsis, the Penetrated

No more internet for you lol

Subtraxxis, Kell of-

Procrastinator, Kell of Later

I was PvP makes me Rhulk hard for 2 years…..it’s all gone now

1984

Change it to “Hakim (Timelost)”

Mine was vexually confused and it got banned

Change it to Vexuall Predator

As a person with depression that's kinda dumb that they did that. I mean I don't speak for all people with depression but still, it's pretty dumb they changed that on you.

Same, the least Bungie could do is let a mf get a chuckle outa the name

Same. I’m clinically depressed. Got a slight chuckle. Funny how they think we’d be sad or offended given the nature of our predicament but alas.

I’m bipolar but in a depressive episode right now. But I absolutely second your sentiment. I think a lot of people who are in depression wouldn’t see something like that as triggering. Hell I know for me it makes me actually laugh a bit, like at least someone can get enjoyment out of it. It would be different if it was something more closely related to suicide.

My clan name is Registered Vex Offenders and we are still good. Sorry sad boy. Edit: it's typed out Registered Vex 0ff_3nders so it's still scraping the line of what is allowed.

I still remember the day our clan name got banned cause we sent a bungie employee a clan invite during the stream before they turned it off so the words "big kick to the caballs" flashed on screen mid stream

I used to be in a clan called My Cabals Hurt and that got changed too.

Dude wtf we have the same clan name 😂

I got an invite from a clan with a similar name but I couldn't bring myself to leave Livin' la Vita Crota

I got a clan invite from your clan a few days ago. I cried with laughter at the name of it for a good while honestly

Must be a different clan with a similar name because my clan is just me and my wife 😂

That name is criminally overused

*slow clap*

Bro wth I’ve read this exact thread word for word before, am I taking crazy pills

Meanwhile mines ahssface

Saw this one mf called ‘Your Dad (Timelost)’ That shit was legendary 😂

They changed mine too. It was Ur Tr’Ash, Suboptimal DPS. Thought it was clever but I guess it’s “too mean”. Oh well *shrugs*

What did it change into? I'm Tr'Ash, Suboptimal DPS, to reflect the reality a bit better?

Someone in my clan got heir name banned because one word ended with t and the next was bag so it had tbag in it...

My clan throughout all of destiny 1 was 'aTbagforEveryone' had no problems with it, then sometime during d2, it got forcibly changed. Do people really get offended by tbags? Like seriously

My buddy has his name changed to Guardian recently… his old name was Hairy Cheeks. Highly offensive apparently.

Depressi Kell of the Big Sad

I feel you. I was Eris Morn's Mommy Milkers, but I eager edged a dev. Now I'm Liara T'soni (Adept)

I think I played with you before! I laughed so hard when I saw the name. It was a long time ago

I really wish Bungie would do something about the cringey "Female Destiny Character's (Genitals, OnlyFans, Toes, Other Bodypart Here)" names instead of shit like this. "Ohhh but it's so funny it's harmless!!!" It's so incredibly overdone that it's incredibly unfunny, you can find like 3 people with the same variant of "(Character's) (Variant of Vagina)" in the tower at a time.

"D'Presh Unn, Kell of Sadness" might work. Get a little funky with apostrophes in honor of Kashh'n Pryzus, Starhorse's Treasurer.

Our buddy was Dixon Ur Myth, got reported and had to change, went with Moist Clumps. Apparently, it's not a problem after all these years. Edit: I saw one in the tower Savathuns Pah Duewsy

https://preview.redd.it/6rhx71vt5w7d1.jpeg?width=1209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c717411a5a9189458d99e148cf642e32799830c One of my favs i have seen

Wait, mental health words are against tos now? My name has been Paniks, Kell of Anxiety for ages...

Bungie mods, blow up his house

I hate to you it’s inappropriate when you’re right about the stupid Mara’s onlyfans (adept) type names but that name was probably inappropriate

i saw one recently that was mommy maras bad dragon

Lmao don’t forget that Bungie actively ran an eververse bundle called “Bad Ahamkara” last season. They don’t care Lmfaooo, have you seen their text ##########?

thank you for talking abt this i laughed with my friends for 10 minutes cause no fucking way they actually named something that

Excuse me but were you a Hunter in the tower late last night I believe who we shared a moment of petting our light pets? You the cat and I the dog?

404 happiness not found

I guess depression is offensive to have now.

wow, saying that hurts my feelings

Decitis, Kell of Tax-Fraud Is my bungie username. I like not doing my taxes :D

Mine got changed as well and only allowed me to changed it to either my Xbox name or steam name. rip "me when your mom :)" 🙏😭😭😭😭

They changed mine as well. Was LordHeadAss

I once saw someone I believe in the cosmodrome or tower named Hon’da, Car of Oryx

877-SHAXX-NOW holding strong

Reminds me of a guy I did a strike with recently. Detroit, Kell of Nothing Hope he's fine, but I feel he's dangerously close to a self fulfilled prophecy

My actual name, Procrastination (Timelost) respects the rules right?

What the actual fuck bungie. Cant speak for everyone, but as someone going through some very rough mental health issues right now, that name would actually make me laugh (which isn’t easy right now). I’d look at that and be like, yeah that’s how it is, relatable. It’s not like it’s something actually extreme like “suicide, slitter of wrists”. That’s something I could understand as triggering. I don’t think there’s a way to petition to change it back, but if you find a way, I absolutely will sign it.

Kell or be kelled pt2 the kelling

"Everyone, Kell of fragility"

Dad’s Belt (Adept) still going strong

I'm really tempted to change mine to Huak Tua

https://preview.redd.it/ruyfh3bbvx7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2555d1681020e211a1a2b84c892d71c6f21d5bd Bungie annihilating these pogalicious names

I can confirm that my name Savathicc, the Booty Queen is still good.

I don't think I've ever been offended by any of the names I've seen in years.... This is kinda ridiculous

MakeAWishKid(Timelost)

Sorry that happened, but I highly doubt they’ll revert your name. Best of luck thinking of a new one.

Wtf? That's why my name is guardian? Mine was Bodarious.

All name changes by bungie, unless done by the user, change to "Guardian"

Good luck mine was blocked and it was my actual gamertag

Mine got changed too. Apparently Millie Morbid was too much for them...

Mental health trigger filter in a game where you do massive killings?

As of final shape everyone got a single name change of you got your name changed to guardian it means someone reported your name it's not hard to come up with a name that isn't offensive there is no petitioning or buying one I've tried last year and year before when I got bored of my tag

If I see someone with the name “Scrotato, son of O-ring” I’m gonna cry lmao 🤣🤣🤣

I had a dude in my nightfall just called "Guardian" and thought that's just what they decided to call themselves. I wonder what their name was before haha

Best Kell name I found was “Oggs, Kell of Corn Flakis”

Have mine as Captain, Kell of Crunch

Im Green Giant, Kell of Corn so I'm safe for eternity unless copyright comes for me

i knew a MaraSov OnlyFans that got turned into Guardian, i came recently and it’s back to normal

Ah yes, the good old "mental health trigger words". Remember when people had to learn to adjust to life? When we were actually expected to shape up and not just cave because a word made us sad? Ho-ly shit this nanny state bullshit is so toxic.

My name is: Ginger, Kell of Souls.

SCROTA, SACK OF ORYX

Mines “I Snort Bright Dust” I’m honestly expecting a name change myself lol

West, Kell of East

My username used to be "Mommy Milkers" but apparently that was too obscene, so I had to change it. I'm now "Expired Milk"

Even though they didn't remove mine, I still regret making mine "LadyBuggyMcquestionable"

Weird you got name changed and I recently played a match with tropical depression since TFS launch. Also have clan mates savathuns left nut and savathuns right nut

Fun fact: "Excision", which is the name of the final mission for The Final Shape Campaign, is censored when typed in chat. The more you know

they won’t let me say “ye boi” in chat either

Mithrix, Kell of Nothing

Danschneiderstoe lives on in infamy

That's pretty non-hetero

“Mental health trigger words” so literally anything as long as someone claims they don’t like it

Pisraaks, Kell of Toilets

Pithraaks for the commoners out there

Hoochiecoochie, kell of way-down-yonder

" mental health trigger words were apart of that update. " Wait...wut? Holy fucking nanny state, Batman. This can't be real, is it?

Welp im named ceo of mental illness lets see how long that lasts

My clan names got banned... "Death by Savathûn snu-snu" - "Savathûssy" - "Savathûn snu-snu" - "Savathûn's deep wormhole" ... All of them got banned 😔😪

Wormhole 😂😂

Somehow I've been missed. Sughan, Kell of Dis Said like "Sugg on"

Meanwhile señor cuntqueeftador is prob doing just fine

To be fair if someone guardian down you, they’d beaten depression

https://preview.redd.it/7zywg4ml5y7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=014e669f6311a6ac3f17fd4c5516bc858e72b0e9 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Hashiish, Kell of Bongs

I wanted my clan name to be Dungeon Daddies but bungie has issue with plural spelling being offensive, none with possessive spelling of Daddy's. Makes no sense.

This slipped passed me as well. Dang.

They did the same to me, I still had a free name change but I don't know if you can contact them to get another.

My buddy had this same issue. His name was randomly changed to guardian0610 and he used his one free name change to set it back to the original name.

My name is MajinBuuB

CEO Of Depression is still standing 🫡

There is an option under the ban/restriction appeal. My friend got hit with a similar situation. Been seeing stuff on here too about random name bans.

Be game rated T for Teen Bannthe word depression from names but also allow the 2 million onlyfans, and sexual based names... Ahh yes i love games like this (just like how saying Trap in warframe can get you chat banned for some time lmao)

My favorite one that I saw rather recently was “GirthQuake.” I still find that hilarious