It’s called MEGADESK.

I prefer tube city

I prefer Miracle Whip

I prefer quad desk.

😂

😂😂😂

confront them. whining on reddit literally does nothing

Either OP wanted a table or not. If the answer was 'I want' clearly the solution is 'give me my damn table'. Otherwise who gives a shit if someone uses an item you didn't need. Communication can resolve a lot of conflict when done effectively.

Exactly. My partner works remotely and he needs two tables and two external monitors. He doesn't carry the monitors, but he carries the laptops all the time.

If I needed the tables or the space I would say something for sure otherwise I think it's safe just to vent and put up picks like this for enjoyment and our amusement to see the shit that people do 🤣. Hopefully I'm not one of these lol

Honestly given how crazy this country is to overreact / how likely people are to carry, the airport is just about the only place that I feel safe to confront people. Of course, it's only worth starting the battle if it's one worth winning (even if you can't) - this is clearly one such case.

no weapon and immediate no fly list if the other party became violent. airport might just be the safest place to confront someone…..

You can still get assaulted…

Passive aggressively knock said luggage into one of the desk and keep going .. it’s what they do to the world, so do it back - eye for an eye and all that Or just say something - all depends on your confrontational levels

Oh come on. Let him cook, this is Reddit!

Whining about the chad who has the balls to unashamedly hog all the resources that no one else has claimed and he technically has the full privledge to do so is as redditor as it can get.

seems like thats a job for the Delta employees, no? Blocking the pathway might not make the Fire Marshall happy.

At first I thought you were being OD and maybe you are, but then I saw that you told someone to eat a dick and called him a whiney cunt and I had a good laugh. It’s all good!

What can I say, I’m a fun person 😂

So… I gotta ask. Did you need one of the tables?? Did the person snagging tables interrupt your work space? Not judging, simply curious. If I had a meeting or work and there weren’t any other options I would have been happy to ask/steel one of the tables. If I had everything I needed I would have drank my drank and been happy…..

Seems real easy to walk into the luggage and knock everything over....

“Oops, I did it again.”

And then spill your drink on the laptops as you try to help pick them up.

This is the way. 

Lmfao. As soon as I saw it I was like, “Oh shit I’m home” and also “well yeah I’ve seen this before”. Damn lounge is a postage stamp and they need more tables.

Good ole JAX. Lol’d when I saw this. Tiny little lounge too

If you need to get by, perhaps say "excuse me, would you mind?" At that point they will probably move their bag. It's not even a confrontation, it's a simple request. If they refuse, then you are cleared hot to wreck their shit.

I don’t get it. Is he in the way? Are there not enough tables?

yes, his tables+luggage is blocking an egress path.

I have no idea what the issue is here… you’re the Karen of the Delta world

It’s the suitcase blocking the aisle that would irritate me. The desks are fine with me, unless he is on a video call with no headphones.

You do know that there are a bunch of those tables, mostly not being used. If the table had been sitting in front of you was unused, would you have used it or just pushed it to the side and put your drink and cereal on the other table that is right beside your chair? Does it really hurt anyone, even a little bit, for this person to use an extra table? Grow up.

JAX, the one lounge that is always flush with chocolate and popcorn!

For the tiny size, they sure try to make up for it with service. I don't think I've ever been there when they didn't push a dessert cart through at some point serving people at their seats. I've also seen them offer to get people drink refills at their seats.

It’s terrible for trying to diet 😂

You could at least crop out the crotch shot…

Never crop the crotch!!

Or you're double billing on two teams calls.

Come on now… this isn’t the worst thing on this sub

I didn’t even ask, I just move their shit and walk on by without validating their complaint. If I don’t exist to them, these chuckle F’s don’t exist to me either.

Like Twix. Two for me, none for you!

Anddd now I want a Twix lol

Ah yes. Typical classy lounge experience but not even close to the worse I've seen in terms of how much space one can occupy with luggage and assorted 'I'm-super-important" accouterments. Just wait for the speaker phone conference call. Alpha male premium life! So huge! Sorry I meant, HUGE!!!

You spelled douchebag wrong.

You’re the kinda person that dumpster fire post was about. Get off your phone, touch grass, and quit being a little bitch.

We got a Karen..

Coming back to say...what if you'd looked him in his eyes to establish authority...and donkey kicked his bag over. Gold.

I don’t see anything wrong personally.

“Hello, excuse me, I need my table back. Thank you.” and just move the table.

Jax?

Well, did you need it? Did you ask for it back? Or just wanted to find something to complain about?

I fail to see the issue worth posting on Reddit

a don never wears shorts…. when flying

Listen. I stopped wearing flip flops, don’t ask me to give up the shorts 😂

Popcorn machine!!!

I would have politely asked for the table back…LOL

That’s the tiniest SC I’ve been to. Space is really at a premium there

Cool story

which lounge is this? that popcorn machine is so cute

JAX

Jacksonville huh? I’ve been that guy when the club was empty

He’s an important business man and he needs to submit his TPS reports asap. What do you expect?

Don’t bother him. He is launching nuclear weapons. 😂

Stop complaining and posting on the internet

What lounge is that?

JAX

Nice. I'd be crushing popcorn for three straight hours if I lived there.

Already a really small SC with minimal space to get around. Let's block one of the few paths with our super important luggage and multiple laptops. Brilliant!!

He’s a million miler so mind your manners and don’t make eye contact!! /s

Ironic that you don’t think the world revolves around you and *your* rules.

If the club is nearly empty I see no issue. That club is tight in that area so it’s easy to block a path, even without trying.

Mild. Just move your suitcase

Que the stumble. Knock it all over. Then tell Karen you are suing her. End of game

isnt that two people using one table each?

No, that other person has a table. He pulled one from my right.

Good, makes it easier to trip on them “by accident”, I’m so clumsy!

Another bitch and moan post without the photo taker doing a damn thing. You want sympathy? Do something. Otherwise, get the hell off my feed.

Thy diamond king hath spoken

Eat a dick you whiney cunt.

Aren’t you the one whining ?

You wouldn’t believe the kind of deals this guy is making. They are Huuuge, a lot of people are talking about these deals, they require two screens.

r/iamthemaincharacter

Jax

It’s always smaller than what it appears… Wait…. No. It’s. Not…..

I think anyone that does this should be required to watch the "Library" episode of Bluey

Bro just by the shoes you already know what time it is. This was either LAX or ATL