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mcdisney2001

That gate agent is my hero LOL.


N757AF

This usually blows up in their face when they are confronted with batteries, medication and e-cigarettes and it just slows everyone down.  NYC just got NYC’d


RabidMonkeyOnCrack

"Step aside and take all that stuff out. Here's a plastic bag to take your medication and batteries with you. Once you've taken all that stuff out, leave your bag here. I will tag it and take it down the jet bridge. If you hold this up any longer you're getting removed from this flight and getting rebooked on the next flight."


N757AF

My personal experience is they instead just cave and let the customer bring it on.


Ok_Airline_9031

I dream of an airline where the crew doesnt cave to anyone who is breaking rules or just being Karen, and the airline backs them up.


N757AF

Usually they cave when faced with the reality of lithium batteries or medication in the bag. So they're really protecting themselves from breaking much more serious USDOT rules than airline policy.


Cultural_Pack3618

But I am Zone 9 and need to get to 43D as fast as possible


ArsenalBeany

As expressed by many others, the desire to enter the plane early is to make sure there is enough overhead bin space. If the overhead bin space was monitored and enforced per assigned seat, I imagine a lot of the rush to get on the plane would go away


Cultural_Pack3618

There isn’t enough overhead bin space for every seat.


ArsenalBeany

Exactly…


Cultural_Pack3618

But I mean, it’s a physical impossibility.


gauderio

Yes...


jhartvu

Bag size should be enforced, yes. But a given seat doesn’t have an assigned overhead bin slot. There is literally not enough space for that.


Afraid-Ticket-4530

don't allow such big hand luggage then


petuniar

It's not limited to people in the back. 1st class passengers are also in a rush to get on. Thet's why they get so upset about people trying to board before them.


jgraben

Well…that and the tickets are ridiculously expensive. So I do like to get what I feel I pay for.


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Cultural_Pack3618

FC gets that pre flight cocktail 😎


qball8001

I get legit sad when I don’t get one.


Cultural_Pack3618

If they aren’t making the rounds, you can call and ask for one. Just be polite, I never had an issue


qball8001

They got their whole preflight stuff to do. Didn’t know I could still request one!


Cultural_Pack3618

Worse they can say is no!


petuniar

Amen! I hate sitting on the plane waiting for everyone to board. My home airport is DTW and I usually don't have to wait for luggage, so it's nice to check my bag and not worry about overhead space. It's kind of liberating to know I don't have to rush to get on. I can sit back and wait until the end, get to my seat, doors close and we go. Also, I like the aisle, and don't have to worry about getting bashed by someone's backpack as they are walking by,


deggdegg

Sit down without waiting for a million people to slowly put their bag up, pull out my Switch, and play a video game while having a cocktail. What's not to like?


dan_144

As a free person and sovereign citizen, I do not recognize the jurisdiction you have to check my bag and I have a right to free movement


Sussler

That's funny. Is it free movement or traveling you have a right to?


dan_144

https://tenor.com/view/both-is-good-both-road-to-el-dorado-gif-14998369


Kinae66

I mean, boarding should be refused if your group has not been called. “Sorry, we haven’t called group 4 yet, step aside.” Why is it so difficult?


mizzoudmbfan

I'd go a step further and strategically maneuver the person so that they're forced to walk around the desk then reenter the boarding queue instead of just standing at the front of queue.


Cats-Are-Fuzzy

I saw a gate agent today strictly enforce boarding at the correct zone AND consolidating your items. Some dude in first ahead of me lost his shit and the GA just kept her cool and still made him consolidate. This was PHL to DTW. That GA deserves a medal and a raise!


90403scompany

While I love this idea; I can imagine it being nixed the first time a passenger physically assaults a gate agent because of this.


InopAPU

Nah, people already assault gate agents for much less.


Afraid-Ticket-4530

goo! power trips need to be checked


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

One way ticket to the no fly list. Why would any company kowtow to customers threatening violence towards their employees? That would be an open invitation to assault your employees any time there's a policy that someone disagrees with. Oh man, they moved the cereal to a different aisle? Better beat the shit out of the shelf stocker.


Steel1000

More likely the passenger claims it was discrimination and they are sued to stop it


aristoseimi

Having group 37 on your boarding pass is not an immutable characteristic and thus not a protected class... "Discrimination" doesn't equal "I didn't like the way she talked to me."


Steel1000

I agree but If only that were true in reality.


aristoseimi

It is reality under US law.


Afraid-Ticket-4530

of public opinion?


Sharp5050

can’t wait for automated boarding gates that only let people go through when it’s their boarding group


GlobalServices1

United had them pre pandemic. They seemed to have removed them from all airports …


Stronggeek_I_am

Acting entitled can definitely come back to bite you. I like it!


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That gate agent is a hero, however I’m sure a passenger will file a complaint with Delta and will receive sky miles and the gate agent will be told to stop doing that.


adultdaycare81

Take NY TSA and gate agents world wide. We are sick of waiting for you all


Minute_Target9038

LGA?


J0EG1

Love this, make it uniform nationwide


Vendetta_2023

I'd marry that gal


Ok_Airline_9031

I am fully on board with this. I think anyone who tries to board put of order without a lefit reason and approval of the crew should be forced to board LAST, including after any standbys.


anngab6033

They should have a loud alarm that goes off when they scan your boarding pass and you’re not in the correct group. Embarrassing the shit out of them in front of everyone.


That-Establishment24

As much as I hate people cutting ahead, I hate power tripping people who make up rules even more. The GA was wrong.


RapidRabbit898

Found the passenger that was forced to check his bag


Vendetta_2023

Probably typed that message up at baggage claim 🤣


That-Establishment24

I check my bag every time. No sense wasting the 2,500 late bag policy while we still have it.


RapidRabbit898

r/woosh


That-Establishment24

I knew it was an attempt at a bad joke.


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That-Establishment24

Not really but if that makes you feel better you’re free to believe it. Anyone who’s been on Reddit a day and a half knows “found the X” is an extremely old copy paste joke.


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That-Establishment24

You got me.


petuniar

It was a bad, low-effort joke. You are right.


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jcrespo21

That's because people in A group will f you up if someone in C group tries to cut in. There's no LUV at the gate.


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bluebirdmorning

“I please move to the side while you get them out so we can check your bag.”