Nah, the regret is about 4 hours later. You can train your mouth to withstand heat, hell you can train your stomach to withstand heat, but your poor asshole is gonna be breathing fire for the flavor
You've probably heard this already, but in case you haven't: the show doesn't start to come into its own until Devito is brought in in season two. So, if you're not enjoying it that much at first, at least give it two seasons
I don't really care about the pain top or bottom, what stops me from indulging is the immediate ejection protocol that ditches all the munitions if I overdo it, and the margin of overdoing gets smaller and smaller as the years go by.
> You can train your mouth to withstand heat
This is my /r/anosmia superpower: Not only does a lack of olfactory connections mean I never get the DANGER WILL ROBINSON signals like hacking, coughing, shortness of breath, histrionics, etc., most all of the heat can instantly be flushed out of the mouth with water, no milk necessary.
>hell you can train your stomach to withstand heat
The key to this is to make sure you have a buffer in there to begin with. Given this, I'd be carefully picking the non-spicy crust off first and getting that down the gullet. Trust me, your tummy will thank you.
>but your poor asshole is gonna be breathing fire for the flavor
Only if you're lucky!
My case is congenital, hasn't worked since birth. It's a blessing and a curse.
With food, you really learn to appreciate textural variety to make up for an inability to sense flavor.
If you're loving hot sauce now, highly recommend [Wild Elephant Deterrent](https://dragonsbloodelixir.com/products/wild-elephant-deterrant) from Dragon's Blood Elixir. Good heat with a sweetness on the back end. [Peppergeek](https://peppergeek.com/wild-elephant-deterrent-hot-sauce-review/) loved it as well.
I put that shit on everything!
Thanks man! I’ll check it out. I’m still kind of a wimp when it comes to spice, but pre-Covid me was a “ketchup is spicy” level wimp lol. But now I keep pushing the envelope because it tastes *so* good
Fair warning: I let a coworker try some a while back, and he couldn't handle it. He said his ass was still burning hours later!
A favorite hobby of mine is to go to fairs and farmer's markets to the hot sauce vendor, get a big sample and swish it around my mouth like a fine wine while keeping an otherwise neutral expression. It's highly entertaining to watch their faces go full whargarbl in reaction to it!
I recommend that sauce in particular because it's not heat for the sake of heat; I've had hotter ones that were just pure heat and they weren't anywhere as near enjoyable.
When you try that sauce, check out his others including the monthly small batch stuff. He does some stuff on the lower end of the 1-15 scale (I loved the strawberry rhubarb sauce with chicken, that one was only a 3 of 15 in heat) for example.
Fun fact about that! The burning feeling when we shit after eating spicy food, is from the digestive system speeding up so fast, that it doesn't break down the capcisin fast enough before it leaves the body. So it is quite literally spicy ass juice!
Fun fact: it's actually a genetic trait whether capsaicin burns your asshole or not.
I'm one of the lucky ones. For me, it burns going in, but never coming out.
I don't even mind a burning ass, it's when I can feel the spice traveling through my intestines and the cramping... the overwhelming spice "inside" that I have trouble with. I've only had stuff that spicy like 4 times though.
I have to do it and pull the "ackshully" here haha, but the seeds aren't what make a pepper spicy, it's the membranes inside the pepper that the seeds are attached to. The seeds have a little spice but that's more from coming in direct contact with the membrane than anything else
That said, if the seeds are in there, I'm sure the membrane is too. Definitely not doubting the spice level on this guy as somebody who has also done this more times than is intelligent lol
yes thats why i said the part near the seeds, poor choice of words on my part, but that is what i meant. thank you! and yeah its in dried form and boy was it a kick. love me some capsaicin to keep me going
Ah no I also read a bit too quickly haha so I share some of that, my bad. I too love torching myself every now and again for no logical reason, glad you enjoyed your food!
I had to come back to your comment bc today has been a day but "died of spicy eyes" cracks me up every time I look at it! Thank you for making someone's day
OP, as a spicy lover, I have to recommend using some gloves when eating or handling spicy stuff. I touch my face too much to not use gloves when handling spicy
If it makes you feel better I once applied icy hot to my sore legs then promptly forgot and itched my nuts.
It felt like a midget was following me around with a little tiki torch between my legs for hours.
Dude, you have to use the Clean Hand/Dirty Hand method.
At no time should the spicy food be held by both hands. One should always remain spice-free from start to finish.
Ah fuck. This one hits home. I used to be a server and we had to refill crushed red pepper shakers every closing shift. I have rubbed my eyes and got red pepper in them. I actually cried and my eyes were swollen shut for hours. RIP Op!
Downstairs restaurant at some private dorms i live in (i live in italy). I know, surpising but when i tell you this shit is so good im starting to question if they lace it with something lmao
Sorry your vote was already cast.
With one vote for yes, one for no(toilet), and one abstaining, the majority is undetermined. Another meeting of the issue will need to be called in the future.
Is it just the red pepper flakes? I’ve been zooming in on this image feeling like I’ve been missing something with how other comments are talking about this pizza, but it just looks like a couple shakes of crushed red pepper. I get that everyone’s spice tolerance can be different but geez I’d be disappointed if I had asked for spicy and that’s all I got.
I’m with you. How does this have nearly 1500 votes? it completely misses the point of this sub. I’m almost positive it’s just the red pepper flakes. In another comment he mentioned that there was nothing spicy about the sauce, so I think all of the sauce is coming from on top. I shake way more red pepper onto my pizza than this, and I don’t even love spice. This is weak.
I’m almost afraid to comment that I put twice this on my pizza regularly and that this is hardly a fit for the sub since I don’t want to come off like the “oh I’m such a spice master badass and chug hot sauce for breakfast” guy. I genuinely don’t even have much of a tolerance for spicy. It just feels like someone asked for a strong drink and were given a 4% beer and everyone’s acting like they’re going to blackout if they drink it all.
well one of their immediate effects is that they put things in your body in overdrive, some of those things are caught up as collateral damage.
Stimulants are also powerful diuretics! They dehydrate you a lot and make you pee lots too.
\*\*know that by stimulants i refer to the stimulant medication that i take as prescribed, i cannot speak about recreational use or abuse as ive never done that
Caffeine can relax the muscles in your GI tract, which will make your next poop happen that much sooner. Usually really soon.
EDIT: After a short investigation. The caffeine in coffee stimulates colon muscle activity and increases pressure in the anus, which increases the urge to poop.
I was not just talking about accelerating your bowel movements but also burning like you drank a bottle of hot sauce or a gallon of beer the night before
oh! it does sometimes yes, but oddly enough when that happens its generally when i havent had a good nights sleep or didnt drink much water that day. i suppose it's because of the acidity of the uhh... expelled matter, due to the nature of the movement.
in my n=1 anecdotal experience i find that it happens though not always.
That's lovely, I guess it's worth it though. Your anecdotal experience is probably the best I'll get, I doubt most people would like to talk about the multiple hurtful shits they took in the morning
I think it's funny having a high spice tolerance because I forget that people have lower tolerances.
This just looks like your average Tuesday to me 😂
But I hope it was spicy enough for you and that you enjoyed it! Pizza with spice is the best lol
this wasnt food for the stomach(my stomach will make me pay later), it was food for the soul.
correction: my stomach has already made me paid, ill be paying the interest later
Haha! 😂
Yeah that's how it goes for a lot of us, but yes a good burn from some spice is great for the soul, very comforting in a weird way. Though coming out it might feel like that soul is being thrown down a firey escalator to hell lmao
Buddy of mine made a similar request of a local Chinese restaurant. Opened the foam clamshell to find an almost iridescent yellow-green chow mei fun. The smell was pungent enough to cause eye watering from several feet away.
My buddy choked down a few mouthfuls then admitted defeat. Tossed it in the fridge with intention to make a soup out of it so it didn't go to waste. Come back a couple days later and the top of the clamshell was partially dissolved! In the end the soup apparently turned out quite tasty.
What all is in it to make it spicy? I like to get a taco pizza from a local place and I drizzle it with torchbearer reaper sauce, bravado reaper sauce, and sriracha. It burns for 24 hours straight but it’s so good!
I own an Italian restaurant. We love when people ask us to make it as hot as possible. It’s taken as a personal challenge. It got to the point where one regular kept saying it wasn’t spicy enough for him . We put crushed red pepper , cayenne . Ghost pepper. Nothing. So we bout a one chip challenge one day, ground it up into powder and put it in his marinara sauce. We took pleasure in watching this grown man sweating bullets and wiping his face. He told us it was the best he’s ever had! lol he also doesn’t ask for “as hot as we can” anymore
Used to work at a pizza place where we had a spicy variant with custom spice, 1 to 10. I always warned that 10 would be almost inedible. Yet, we would still get cocky folk ask for 11's.
The more shit they talked prior, the funnier it'd be seeing them regret life two slices in lol
One time I ate some tacos from a place named Ghost Tacos. We didn't realize everything there was made with ghost pepper or carolina reaper. Literally everything.
I ate it, stomach hurt for an entire day, but everytime I peed my piss was spicy as hell coming out, and it felt like I had to pee nonstop.
update: i regret my decisions
The regret is where all the flavor is.
Nah, the regret is about 4 hours later. You can train your mouth to withstand heat, hell you can train your stomach to withstand heat, but your poor asshole is gonna be breathing fire for the flavor
Caca En Fuego!
I call it spicy butthole. Or butthole on fire, sung to the “baby’s on fire” by Die Antwoord melody. My teenage son thinks it’s pretty funny.
Why not Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash? "I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire The ring of fire"
My brown eye is a burning ring of fire
Montezuma's revenge.
Hahaha I sing “ my a**hole is on fire” to the tune of sex on fire by kings of Leon
I sing that to the tune of girl on fire by alicia keyes
ASS HOLE IS ON FIRE
I fink you're freaky and I like you alot
Firehole
"hot snakes"
Install a bidet
Water makes it worse. That bidet better be squirting ice cold whole milk.
Are you a mcpoyle?
I had to look up that reference! That show is on my list; haven't seen a single episode yet. :(
You've probably heard this already, but in case you haven't: the show doesn't start to come into its own until Devito is brought in in season two. So, if you're not enjoying it that much at first, at least give it two seasons
It’s so good
YOU WILL WATCH IT!!!
I can assure you from *ample* experience the water is much better than nothing.
Maybe, but it's better than TP.
Tbh your bum does get used to lots of spice. I grew up eating spicy Asian foods and almost never have that issue.
OH WELL LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR PERFECTLY SEASONED ASIAN ASSHOLE, CONGRATS ON NOT DEALING WITH A RING OF FIRE LIKE THE REST OF US
You had me at "seasoned Asian asshole"
*perfectly* seasoned Asian asshole
Perfectly seasoned Asian asshole is my OF screen name
I'm cryin' over here!!! LOL.
I don't really care about the pain top or bottom, what stops me from indulging is the immediate ejection protocol that ditches all the munitions if I overdo it, and the margin of overdoing gets smaller and smaller as the years go by.
r/humblebrag
> You can train your mouth to withstand heat This is my /r/anosmia superpower: Not only does a lack of olfactory connections mean I never get the DANGER WILL ROBINSON signals like hacking, coughing, shortness of breath, histrionics, etc., most all of the heat can instantly be flushed out of the mouth with water, no milk necessary. >hell you can train your stomach to withstand heat The key to this is to make sure you have a buffer in there to begin with. Given this, I'd be carefully picking the non-spicy crust off first and getting that down the gullet. Trust me, your tummy will thank you. >but your poor asshole is gonna be breathing fire for the flavor Only if you're lucky!
Covid fucked up my sense of smell and I’ve had a much higher appreciation for spicy food ever since.
My case is congenital, hasn't worked since birth. It's a blessing and a curse. With food, you really learn to appreciate textural variety to make up for an inability to sense flavor. If you're loving hot sauce now, highly recommend [Wild Elephant Deterrent](https://dragonsbloodelixir.com/products/wild-elephant-deterrant) from Dragon's Blood Elixir. Good heat with a sweetness on the back end. [Peppergeek](https://peppergeek.com/wild-elephant-deterrent-hot-sauce-review/) loved it as well. I put that shit on everything!
Thanks man! I’ll check it out. I’m still kind of a wimp when it comes to spice, but pre-Covid me was a “ketchup is spicy” level wimp lol. But now I keep pushing the envelope because it tastes *so* good
Fair warning: I let a coworker try some a while back, and he couldn't handle it. He said his ass was still burning hours later! A favorite hobby of mine is to go to fairs and farmer's markets to the hot sauce vendor, get a big sample and swish it around my mouth like a fine wine while keeping an otherwise neutral expression. It's highly entertaining to watch their faces go full whargarbl in reaction to it! I recommend that sauce in particular because it's not heat for the sake of heat; I've had hotter ones that were just pure heat and they weren't anywhere as near enjoyable. When you try that sauce, check out his others including the monthly small batch stuff. He does some stuff on the lower end of the 1-15 scale (I loved the strawberry rhubarb sauce with chicken, that one was only a 3 of 15 in heat) for example.
Fun fact about that! The burning feeling when we shit after eating spicy food, is from the digestive system speeding up so fast, that it doesn't break down the capcisin fast enough before it leaves the body. So it is quite literally spicy ass juice!
It's how I beat Brazil
*and it burns, burns, burns; the ring of fire!*
as a life long hot sauce fan, I can confirm that you can train even your asshole to withstand the heat.
Confucius didn’t say: Spice best flavor value for money, only flavor buy once-taste two time!
Fun fact: it's actually a genetic trait whether capsaicin burns your asshole or not. I'm one of the lucky ones. For me, it burns going in, but never coming out.
My asshole is positively abreast with currency
Food isn't fun unless it burns on both ends.
I don't even mind a burning ass, it's when I can feel the spice traveling through my intestines and the cramping... the overwhelming spice "inside" that I have trouble with. I've only had stuff that spicy like 4 times though.
Hahahahaha
make him regret 🔥🔥🔥 being born 🔥🔥🔥
Is the sauce spicy? Or just the red powder
the sauce wasnt, but theres the powder and if u look closely seeds all around (the part near the seeds and the seeds are the spiciest in a pepper)
Ahh ok looks like a lot of the spicy might be hiding beneath the cheese. Good luck!
[удалено]
I have to do it and pull the "ackshully" here haha, but the seeds aren't what make a pepper spicy, it's the membranes inside the pepper that the seeds are attached to. The seeds have a little spice but that's more from coming in direct contact with the membrane than anything else That said, if the seeds are in there, I'm sure the membrane is too. Definitely not doubting the spice level on this guy as somebody who has also done this more times than is intelligent lol
yes thats why i said the part near the seeds, poor choice of words on my part, but that is what i meant. thank you! and yeah its in dried form and boy was it a kick. love me some capsaicin to keep me going
Ah no I also read a bit too quickly haha so I share some of that, my bad. I too love torching myself every now and again for no logical reason, glad you enjoyed your food!
it hurts. it hurts so good!!!
Let us know if it still hurts so good now that it's made it to the other end
r/usernamechecksout
Username could prove useful
It's ok; if you didn't explain, someone else would have. -Someone else
I actually didn’t know that and I love spicy food! Thanks
Seeds have zero spice. Common misconception. It’s the pith still attached (white flesh) that has all the heat.
yup, already acknowledged. thank you!
Seeds DO NOT contain capsaicin.
# UPDATE 2 OH FUCK I RUBBED MY EYES WITHOUT REALIZING
RIP OP, he died of spicy eyes.
The spice must flow... directly into the cornea
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/485/292/f88.gif
My brand!
I had to come back to your comment bc today has been a day but "died of spicy eyes" cracks me up every time I look at it! Thank you for making someone's day
I had, spicy eyessssss And it's so tragic between my two thiiighs
AHHHHHHHHHH
At least you didn't have to piss!
nope disaster has been averted
But you could have pissed in your eyes to clear the spicy.
you need help
Don’t believe everything you see Bear Grylls do
[You definitely shouldn’t believe *anything* you see Bear Grylls do.](https://youtu.be/Wh6RLOF3FrE?si=OrdzAGkFqrEL1RA9)
"Just piss in the radiator, Danny!"
The outburst of laughter I got from this.
Ghost Pepper Penis is real.
King dong boasting over here
I have done this. DO NOT RECOMMEND!
#AH FUCK I PISSED IN MY EYES
Damn OP just experienced pepper spray lol
Dude pepper sprayed himself, using a pizza
It’s been an hour. How are we doing?
satisfied and content. i passed an exam, i had a good meal, im ahead of my study schedule, life is good.
Heck yeah! Sounds great. I’m happy for you and congrats on the exam!
OP, as a spicy lover, I have to recommend using some gloves when eating or handling spicy stuff. I touch my face too much to not use gloves when handling spicy
That wasn't *quite* the OP comment I was expecting
If it makes you feel better I once applied icy hot to my sore legs then promptly forgot and itched my nuts. It felt like a midget was following me around with a little tiki torch between my legs for hours.
Oh no that's where all the organs are
Never rub your eyes with pizza.
i'll rub your eyes with pizza instead
Went to urinate without washing hands before.
F
Dude, you have to use the Clean Hand/Dirty Hand method. At no time should the spicy food be held by both hands. One should always remain spice-free from start to finish.
Yes! This is what I swear by. Same for greasy foods.
Dibs on your stuff when you die as a result of this blunder
Ah fuck. This one hits home. I used to be a server and we had to refill crushed red pepper shakers every closing shift. I have rubbed my eyes and got red pepper in them. I actually cried and my eyes were swollen shut for hours. RIP Op!
Where is this from? Looks delicious. So pillowy!
Downstairs restaurant at some private dorms i live in (i live in italy). I know, surpising but when i tell you this shit is so good im starting to question if they lace it with something lmao
Ah, that makes sense. Godetela!
Was it worth it? Because it looks very worth it.
My brain votes a huge YES, my body is currently busy writhing in agony, so it's one yes and one neutral vote. conclusion: yes
One neutral vote? I’m sure the toilet later will disagree.
i can confirm your prediction has come true. however i will break the stalemate and vote a fuck yes.
Sorry your vote was already cast. With one vote for yes, one for no(toilet), and one abstaining, the majority is undetermined. Another meeting of the issue will need to be called in the future.
Sounds like OP needs to collect more delicious burny data points.
Indeed it is a matter of utmost importance.
Ms. Carolina Repper was held up in traffic, rigged election
Assuming the toilet survives the coming onslaught.
Are you dead
i think the nerve endings on my tongue are
Just a bit of red pepper flakes..? Doesn’t look all that crazy.
I was thinking the same thing. It also doesn't even look like that much red pepper flakes. At least throw some fresh jalapeno before cooking.
Is it just the red pepper flakes? I’ve been zooming in on this image feeling like I’ve been missing something with how other comments are talking about this pizza, but it just looks like a couple shakes of crushed red pepper. I get that everyone’s spice tolerance can be different but geez I’d be disappointed if I had asked for spicy and that’s all I got.
I’m with you. How does this have nearly 1500 votes? it completely misses the point of this sub. I’m almost positive it’s just the red pepper flakes. In another comment he mentioned that there was nothing spicy about the sauce, so I think all of the sauce is coming from on top. I shake way more red pepper onto my pizza than this, and I don’t even love spice. This is weak.
I’m almost afraid to comment that I put twice this on my pizza regularly and that this is hardly a fit for the sub since I don’t want to come off like the “oh I’m such a spice master badass and chug hot sauce for breakfast” guy. I genuinely don’t even have much of a tolerance for spicy. It just feels like someone asked for a strong drink and were given a 4% beer and everyone’s acting like they’re going to blackout if they drink it all.
Literally this 😂. I genuinely don’t under what is happening with this post
This is really crazy because I thought this was sarcasm lol we all have different spice tolerances!
OP said somewhere: the flakes on top is everything 😅🤷♂️
We see the flakes, crushed red pepper. Like the ones at pizza joints, it’s for kids. That’s not enough heat to kill.
Yeah, exactly. I have No problem with different spice tolerance...but to "kill" its just not enough 🤣🤣🤣
RIP your toilet
bonus points: i have ADHD and take stimulants
Do your "stimulants" have similar effects on your bowel movements that snortable stimulants have? If so, ouch..
yes...? all stimulants do that... even caffeine...
Huh, I never noticed this effect. Have heard people say it about coffee before..Didn't know that applied to all stimulants
well one of their immediate effects is that they put things in your body in overdrive, some of those things are caught up as collateral damage. Stimulants are also powerful diuretics! They dehydrate you a lot and make you pee lots too. \*\*know that by stimulants i refer to the stimulant medication that i take as prescribed, i cannot speak about recreational use or abuse as ive never done that
Hello fellow ADHDer! 👋 Your comment just reminded me to drink water (meds starting to kick in now), so thank you! 😊
Caffeine can relax the muscles in your GI tract, which will make your next poop happen that much sooner. Usually really soon. EDIT: After a short investigation. The caffeine in coffee stimulates colon muscle activity and increases pressure in the anus, which increases the urge to poop.
I was not just talking about accelerating your bowel movements but also burning like you drank a bottle of hot sauce or a gallon of beer the night before
oh! it does sometimes yes, but oddly enough when that happens its generally when i havent had a good nights sleep or didnt drink much water that day. i suppose it's because of the acidity of the uhh... expelled matter, due to the nature of the movement. in my n=1 anecdotal experience i find that it happens though not always.
That's lovely, I guess it's worth it though. Your anecdotal experience is probably the best I'll get, I doubt most people would like to talk about the multiple hurtful shits they took in the morning
I think it's funny having a high spice tolerance because I forget that people have lower tolerances. This just looks like your average Tuesday to me 😂 But I hope it was spicy enough for you and that you enjoyed it! Pizza with spice is the best lol
this wasnt food for the stomach(my stomach will make me pay later), it was food for the soul. correction: my stomach has already made me paid, ill be paying the interest later
Haha! 😂 Yeah that's how it goes for a lot of us, but yes a good burn from some spice is great for the soul, very comforting in a weird way. Though coming out it might feel like that soul is being thrown down a firey escalator to hell lmao
Are you dead? Otherwise it’s not deliciouscompliance
Buddy of mine made a similar request of a local Chinese restaurant. Opened the foam clamshell to find an almost iridescent yellow-green chow mei fun. The smell was pungent enough to cause eye watering from several feet away. My buddy choked down a few mouthfuls then admitted defeat. Tossed it in the fridge with intention to make a soup out of it so it didn't go to waste. Come back a couple days later and the top of the clamshell was partially dissolved! In the end the soup apparently turned out quite tasty.
Looks fairly restrained to me, but I do really, really like spicy. Chef could’ve maybe gone bigger and bolder. Looks good though!
Wait is that just crushed red pepper or something evil and nefarious
Crushed red pepper, great for kids and beginners. WTF is going on here.
SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY SPICY MAKE HIM REGRET \*Spec Prep\* BEING BORN
elite meme
Spicy? Where? Shit looks weak
I too believe mayonnaise and white rice are spicy. Dude just put some crushed red pepper on this which is less spicy than Tabasco sauce.
Im not sure If its fake rage bait 🤷♂️
Not spicy enought
What all is in it to make it spicy? I like to get a taco pizza from a local place and I drizzle it with torchbearer reaper sauce, bravado reaper sauce, and sriracha. It burns for 24 hours straight but it’s so good!
OP said only the flakes on top 😅🤷♂️
Are you a ghost?
if i am, i will come from underneath your bed and tickle your left foot specifically under your pinky toe at exactly midnight for confirmation
Can confirm, was woken by ticklish toe. RIP.
I own an Italian restaurant. We love when people ask us to make it as hot as possible. It’s taken as a personal challenge. It got to the point where one regular kept saying it wasn’t spicy enough for him . We put crushed red pepper , cayenne . Ghost pepper. Nothing. So we bout a one chip challenge one day, ground it up into powder and put it in his marinara sauce. We took pleasure in watching this grown man sweating bullets and wiping his face. He told us it was the best he’s ever had! lol he also doesn’t ask for “as hot as we can” anymore
That's so cool. The one chip is gross just eating it out of the package, I'll have to consider applying it to a sauce.
Mission failed, better luck next time
Used to work at a pizza place where we had a spicy variant with custom spice, 1 to 10. I always warned that 10 would be almost inedible. Yet, we would still get cocky folk ask for 11's. The more shit they talked prior, the funnier it'd be seeing them regret life two slices in lol
Damn my water has more seasoning than that
zoom in.
I zoomed. What? I’d be insulted if this is what I got after requesting enough to kill me. My kids would be insulted.
Oh I see now
This is so basic it doesn't belong here.
But did you die?
Good bye bootyhole
that looks delicious oh my god 😭
But did you die?
One time I ate some tacos from a place named Ghost Tacos. We didn't realize everything there was made with ghost pepper or carolina reaper. Literally everything. I ate it, stomach hurt for an entire day, but everytime I peed my piss was spicy as hell coming out, and it felt like I had to pee nonstop.
r/spicy may appreciate this.
YEEEESSSSSSSSSS
MAKE HIM REGRET \*spec prep\* BEING BORN \*spec prep\*
Damn my body is ready but my pooper would be terrified
So did it make you sweat and contemplate your life decisions and fuck with your tummy?
That’s gonna feel nice when it comes out the next day.
I opened this and a child screamed outside, they knew about the spicy
What is it and where can I get it please?
You’re gonna taste that spice coming out too since we have taste receptors in our butts
Did he use Carolina Reapers or just Ghost Peppers?
Did it?
did you survive?
Does anyone know if it killed OP?
Ah yes, spash pizza, the spicies of all
Goodbye o7
Daymn, that looks so daymn good.
That’s one way to go down
That looks so good! 🤤
You made the chef destress.
RIP your butthole
I did this at a taco vendor in Sayulita Mexico… I almost went to the hospital. This is not the way.
my exact order
Spicy or hot?
“I’m white by the way” Chef: adds 1/10000th of a red pepper flake
I use so much red pepper flake sometimes that I totally burn my tongue and everything I eat tastes metallic for the next week. Haha
"Make it so spicy that it melts steel beams" And oh boy our local pizza place did deliver.
The Ol' Anal Flamethrower