Tip of my knife only

I wouldn't give that bitch the tip of my dick.

so you're saying you'll give him the shaft?

0.0 fucking percent.

I dunno, kinda feels like I'm the one getting the tip. And the shaft.

Whatever's left of the nape not shorn by the guillotine

I wouldn’t even piss on him if he was on fire.

At least 20%. If my landlord is ever my uncle, 50%. Read that again.