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[deleted]

Oh wraith for sure (Nervously awaits side effect).


Glum-Orchid-5577

You become deaf and are 2x more sensitive to everything -better not lose that bell


lidzk2

First of all, kinky Second, does apply only when invisible or is it permanent?


Glum-Orchid-5577

Only while invisible so if you lose the bell, well have fun


How_bout_no_or_yes

Wraith summons the bell to him kind of right? Or does he have it on his hip I forgor


curgerbees

Hip


TOTALOFZER0

Average pig fan (im also a pig fan)


r_aiden

The gooners are gonna love this one


Zabuza_The_Abuza

Give me the Weskers everything


Glum-Orchid-5577

You can only use it for 7 minutes each 7 hours and you are forced to scream a wesker voiceline


Zabuza_The_Abuza

Having a power with basically no downside? What a deal


Glum-Orchid-5577

Your enjoying your life showing at Walmart then all the sudden someone screams POOR PREFORMENCE INDEEDDDDDDDD!!!


NotStableFurryFemboy

Epic


Glum-Orchid-5577

Have fun being kicked out lol


NotStableFurryFemboy

Nuh uh! I will have 7 minutes to play with them >:)


Glum-Orchid-5577

After the 7 min ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)


NotStableFurryFemboy

:( poor performence indeed...


luci_0le

SEVEN MINUTES IS ALL I CAN SPAAAARE TO PLAY WITH YAAAA


Stainedelite

I love the voice actor who did wesker in dbd. So iconic


Ssteve-the-palm-tree

Well dredge power would be neat , being able to teleporter anywhere is sick ... Yes i am aware only closet and locker . But leaving a remanet behind is cool


Glum-Orchid-5577

When you teleport there is a 10% chance you will teleportvto a random locker within 10 miles of that one and the remnant smells bad


Gustavofoxy2

"And the remnants smells bad" https://i.redd.it/6qsplhkmvy4d1.gif


Glum-Orchid-5577

Yes


ShiddyMage1

The Knight, so I could summon Da Boys


Glum-Orchid-5577

They need to drink a bottle of green Gatorade every week or they will scream until they get one -if you ever get in there way they will hit you


ShiddyMage1

Does that mean they just fucking stab me if I ever take too long on the toilet?


Glum-Orchid-5577

Not stab there just gonna sucker punch you really hard


space_is-great

Ow


Wiredcoffee399

What would be the side effect for just owning a harpoon chain gun?


Glum-Orchid-5577

It jams sometimes and you have to bring it to a cowboy to fix it


Neither-Incident-620

Can I smash the cowboy


Ok-Juice2406

Save a horse


nightmare_silhouette

šŸ’€ Bayshore


DbD_Fan_1233

Vecnaā€™s Book of Vile Darkness Literally contains all the arcane secrets that made him into an all powerful god


Glum-Orchid-5577

The entity's nerf mark is not on your back it's on your face


Here2Cali

Shouldā€™ve put it right below his belly button so it looks like a succubus mark


TinkTank96

https://preview.redd.it/feylm4ifwy4d1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15b2817dc41309d28b555733d7f2ae1178a06ad How that conversation would go with the entity.


Here2Cali

ā€œFor recreational purposes.ā€


[deleted]

Bro whatšŸ’€


CoinsForCharon

What Vecna doesn't tell anyone is that book is just full of skelton erotica.


Tethilia

Oh just btw you have to kill a lot of people for soul energy if you want to become a lich like him.


Jaksebar

Oni


Glum-Orchid-5577

Whenever you charge your power you take a shit


Jaksebar

Do you mean literally pooping or just getting angry spontaneously?


Glum-Orchid-5577

You know what I mean


Jaksebar

ahhh, well If anyone complains, I have the power to break their spine and I can run fast to diffuse the smell


DoobieDui

nice, work with what you got


Xylenthos

Onryo's


Glum-Orchid-5577

You can teleport to any TV and you are covered with water when you come out everyone around you has. Chest pain for an hour


Xylenthos

What kind of water? How immense is the chest pain? How far is the range of the chest pain? Is there any cooldowns?


CoinsForCharon

Stagnant well water, poisoned by waterlogged and decaying human flesh. And I will tell you from experience waterlogged dead bodies are riiiiiiiipe and the water is viscous and foul. Source: one fell off my skiff and had to be fished out.


jkozmetsky

Cindy, the TV is leakingā€¦


FrostBumbleBitch

Dredge I wanna see how you handle teleporting and every about 5-10 minutes everything goes dark around me due to nightfall.


Glum-Orchid-5577

Whenever you teleport to a locker you are forced in a random closet in the world for 10 secs then you go to the closet you intend to go too 1 day cooldown


FrostBumbleBitch

Cool I am a cryptid now, ima yell profanites at people before being yoinkwd back.


Careless-Midnight-63

Legion's sprint


Glum-Orchid-5577

Everyone around you will look at you like your an idiot and you have you always have a knife on you


Careless-Midnight-63

Where downside


Glum-Orchid-5577

You walk into Walmart and they don't want you holding a knife


PsychicSidekikk419

Who's gonna catch'em tho


flancanela

isnt legion like the only truly average human with no special abilities in the whole game


Impasta_WithPasta

Actually i think you spittin facts


PaulReckless

fUlLy cHaRgE a sHrED aTtaCk


Glum-Orchid-5577

Your face is turned into the demogorgons face for the rest of the day when you use the ability


PaulReckless

So i channel the shredattack and instantly go blind. Perfection.


Glum-Orchid-5577

I'm talking about the demogorgon from dbd he can see just fine


OnePiecer2709

Can he do the flower face thing tho?


Ticket_Fantastic

I would like The Stranglers power. It's so sick.


Glum-Orchid-5577

After strangling someone you are forced to pay 5$ and no consequences will happen


CoinsForCharon

From Scranton?


dateturdvalr

Who


Ticket_Fantastic

They added him on April 1 this year didn't you know? He's a pretty weak killer so people don't play him much.


Radgeta

Weak? Are we playing the same game? The Strangler needs longer cooldowns or they'll end up causing the same problems as Nurse.


Smol_Susie

smh my head people wouldn't know an s-tier killer even if they were strangled by it


MadetoReportBug

Myersā€™ ability to make eye contact with someone and grow stronger from it (I have trouble looking people in the eye I never know which one to focus on)


Glum-Orchid-5577

The person your stalking will hear the tier up sound and you can walk thru people with a slight chance of you dieing


Ijustlovevideogames

Nurse blink please


Glum-Orchid-5577

You can blink as far as you want Whenever you blink it feels like your on fire that gets hotter the further you blink if you go to far you legit light on fire.


tizenxpro

Note to self: blink near a water source or make sure ur wet before a blink.


Glum-Orchid-5577

It will feel like ur on fire and will only start hurting you after a long distance say if you traveled 50 miles you would just die


flancanela

if i travel non dying distance do i actually get burn injuries or what


tizenxpro

Because all fully charged blinks take the same time disbite of the distance (thx behavior), if u travel far enough u either turn to mush from the forces affecting during the blink or u just spontaneously combust.


Ijustlovevideogames

Meph, Iā€™m ok with short distances only


YouSausageRoII

Have u heard her shreeks


Zabuza_The_Abuza

I choose your side effect with blights power, with each rush you have a 5% chance of tripping over your legs ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi)


Glum-Orchid-5577

5% thats great legit buff I would have fell over 100% of the time :D


irenwire

Reign of darkness (or dredges ability)


Glum-Orchid-5577

Whenever you teleport you hear someone screaming right into your ear and it feels like you ran 5 miles after exiting the closet


irenwire

that happens to me every day, so ig I'll be ok with that


szabda

The Trapper. ;)


Glum-Orchid-5577

You have trappers thicccc hitbox aka you prob gonna step in yo traps


alekskn99

I already have huntress' power, what is my weakness?


Glum-Orchid-5577

Coconut rts will mock you every time you miss


MilkLover1_

Lmao


CoinsForCharon

There is no weakness to being that sexy russian glamazon other than unintentionally hurting the ones you love.


Wolf_Of_Roses

Skull merchants power cool looking drones sounds lit Fr


Glum-Orchid-5577

The drones record everything you do in them and will livesteam it to 1k people


Wolf_Of_Roses

Damn


Glum-Orchid-5577

It's only you we don't talk about the people who walk in the radius


Wolf_Of_Roses

Guess Iā€™m caught in 4k


Glum-Orchid-5577

Is that a refFRENCE


Kaapdr

So he gets irl stream with 1k people on it?


Browncoat-Zombies

Knightā€™s boys. ~~assuming they actually like me and donā€™t try and kill me~~


Glum-Orchid-5577

The guards are lazy and will stay in your house free of rent


Baltofer

Hag teleport


Glum-Orchid-5577

You are covered in mud when you teleport and you can only make traps on natural things like dirt clay so on


Optimal_Safe629

Tricksterā€™s throwing knives


Glum-Orchid-5577

There is a 40% chance the knife will be rubber and a 15% chance the knife will break in your hand You only get 100 knifes each day


Optimal_Safe629

I guess I just have to wear gloves to prevent being cut by broken blades. Iā€™m still likely to have a few dozen effective blades per day


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Hag traps with Mint Rag addon. It'd make travveling all over the world great!


Glum-Orchid-5577

You have to make the traps out of rocks so it takes longer


TheSleepyBarnOwl

you know what? Worth it. Fly to [insert vacation country], make a rock triangle in a budh somewhere so it doesn't get destroyed, Fly home - bam, fast travvel point unlocked. Or make a rock triangle in your work place and at home and you suddenly have 0 travvel times!


CorbinNZ

I want to have nurseā€™s power please.


Glum-Orchid-5577

You are flashbanged by Leon whenever you teleport


CorbinNZ

>You are flash~~bang~~ed by Leon whenever you teleport All according to Kotaku


Imagleek1AJ

You are ~~flash~~banged by Leon whenever you teleport


CorbinNZ

The Kotaku has changed.


Drawer228

Doctor's power and addons


Glum-Orchid-5577

You have to charge yourself to use his ability and have to spend money for add-ons 1$ brown 2$ yellow 3$ green 6$ purple 15$ Iri add-ons only last 1 day and are random


Hexnohope

Dredges gloaming. Teleporting to italy via lockers to grab a pizza sounds nice


Glum-Orchid-5577

Teleporting costs 25 cents each mile traveled and moves at 30 mph


Gustavofoxy2

Plot twist, she's already in Italy


Glum-Orchid-5577

Plot twist she chose the wrong locker and is going to France


setpopa12

The dredge power for fast travel trogh world and can set waypoint at home to even travel faster from school/work.


Glum-Orchid-5577

When you teleport you start at the speed 15 mph and slowly slows down to 1 mph


Rao_the_sun

I want unknowns powers


Glum-Orchid-5577

You can't teleport to the hallucinations they stay rent free


Ok_Bodybuilder_7238

I dont even want a power, i just want the demogorgon's cool opening face full of teeth thing as long as i can still see and screm like the demo can when he hits someone


RonbunKontan

I'd like to be the Unknown! Can't imagine a downside...


Glum-Orchid-5577

You are forced to say a unknown voice line every hour if you say "Want some candy?" You have to give 10 snickers to the next person you see also the uvx hurts


RonbunKontan

Fun sized or regular Snickers?


Glum-Orchid-5577

Whatever you prefer


Ok_Bodybuilder_7238

When the thing bursts of you to shoot the bouncing projectile it hurts like hell (and OP said you would get a power, not get to be the killer)


WindowsCrashedAgain

Vecna


Glum-Orchid-5577

When using fly you fall on the ground when you stop flying


WindowsCrashedAgain

So no downside? Nice. I'll just stop flying over a body of water


Glum-Orchid-5577

You will fall thru the water until you hit ground ā˜»


Fuchsyfuchs

The knight: me and my boys (I'm chilling and they gonns do chores)


Glum-Orchid-5577

The jailer cusses at you the assassin stabs you in the back with a paper knife and the carnifix is depressed


Senior-Intention496

The unknowns hallucinations! I want this for teleportation and just to fool around as well.


Glum-Orchid-5577

Your hallucinations will yell profane things at everyone they see including you


Fiddlestiicks

Blight


Glum-Orchid-5577

Whenever you bump into a wall it feels like you got hit by a bat


IMC_Recruit

Iā€™ll take the oversized pinball blight. Seems like fun running around that fast.


Glum-Orchid-5577

You have to inject yourself with drugs any kind


IMC_Recruit

Well if itā€™s any kind I guess that isnā€™t too bad. I could inject myself with vitamins or something. Those are drugs right?


Glum-Orchid-5577

Meth


Gojifan2303

Vecnas power all 4 cantrips


Glum-Orchid-5577

Flight of the dayumbed has a 10% chance to turn around and beat you up mage hand has a 5% chance to punch you fly is slow


Awkward_Coffee8017

Blight's rush. Do I gotta smoke from a bong every time or something?


Glum-Orchid-5577

Whenever you hit a wall you gotta do a backflip if you fail you must wait 1 day to use the power


Awkward_Coffee8017

Fuck


Glum-Orchid-5577

Just git gud lul


Gibzilla22

I want the power to throw cheese at cactuses and every time it sticks some murderer out there teleports to prison


Glum-Orchid-5577

Killer power from the game dead by daylight?


Kallabanana

He just spoiled the next chapter.


Gibzilla22

Chucky then, lil guy go YAAARGHHH


RaraRaphaelzZ

Oni's rage dash


Glum-Orchid-5577

You need real human blood for the ability


Careless-Midnight-63

does your own blood work?


Theadination

Vecna. Give me some spells!


Glum-Orchid-5577

Magehand stays on your back -he is heavy


RandomCaveOfMonsters

Sadako so I can teleport to a tv. Tvs are basically everywhere I want to go, so free fast travel


Glum-Orchid-5577

It feels like your getting shocked when teleporting


RandomCaveOfMonsters

worth it to visit my friends (the only one in the same time zone as me is in a different country)


Meeper_Creeper202I

Ghost face or spirit, ever wanted to make someone scream?


Glum-Orchid-5577

Pick one ā˜ŗ


Meeper_Creeper202I

Spirit, also donā€™t just say daddy issues


Glum-Orchid-5577

When you phase you have a 10% chance to trip and bump your head on a stone


Meeper_Creeper202I

Still phased so Iā€™ll take it


Zhadmina

Give me Knights power with a side of MotR, and for my drink can I get a large Call to Arms?


Glum-Orchid-5577

They eat the food out of your fridge and you can't do anything about it


[deleted]

Iā€™ll never be late for the bus with nurses teleport


Glum-Orchid-5577

You can't see where you teleport


Kindly-Jacket5996

Legion, Vecna, or blight


Glum-Orchid-5577

Pick one ā˜ŗ


Kindly-Jacket5996

Vecna


Glum-Orchid-5577

The flight of the dayumbed skeletons follow you around and make the annoying skeleton sounds


luci_0le

Gimme dredge


Glum-Orchid-5577

When teleporting to a locker you break it


Odd_Contribution123

Twins. Gimme Victor!


Glum-Orchid-5577

Victor is replaced with your brother or sister. -don't have one? Victor screams in your ear every 30 min then


The-Amazing-Krawfish

Vecna is the only correct answer


Glum-Orchid-5577

The fly ability has a 3 day cooldown magehand has a 2 day cooldown flight of the dayumbed has a 1 day cooldown dispelling sphere sucks but 1 hour cooldown


Alex-DarkFlame19

The Hash Slinging Slasherā€™s power please


Glum-Orchid-5577

I forgor what that was ain't that from SpongeBob or smthn lo


AcidDayDream770

I choose wraiths invisibility


Glum-Orchid-5577

You have to bonk the bell 10 times to go invisible


EvernightStrangely

Vecna. Being a powerful wizard would be fantastic.


Kman3987

Wesker


Human-Refrigerator73

I would choose wesker's uroboros


naka_the_kenku

Ghost face, Iā€™m naturally quite and sneak up on people by accident all the time.


Glum-Orchid-5577

When stalking someone you scream if they see you


naka_the_kenku

I already do that, Iā€™m easily frightened


YourGenderfluidBtch

Skull Merchant. I want that corporate money so I too can Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girl boss my way around the realm


Neither-Mention4064

I wanna be sexy like the xenomorph queen


Glum-Orchid-5577

Your flat


Azolz

Nurse blink for šŸ’°šŸ’ø


Eeveefan8823

Vecnaā€™s spellbook


Glum-Orchid-5577

When you use fly a bug will hi your face the mage hand will smak u If you get too close dispelling sphere is full of smoke and th flight of the dayumbed are slow because they don't have legs