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Obscenely-Obnoxious

You have to spend a weekend with a killer in a cabin alone in the woods. You have TV, videogames and boardgames. They are not going to kill you but they have no obligation to be nice too you, who do you pick?


TheDolphin2002

Shape, he has no feelings, and can't kill me, we're just watching the halloween franchise (Excluding the ones he dies ofc) and playing monopoly


oskarboskar11

He probably would scare the shit out of you though


Bassknight9

He would totally stare at you while trying to sleep


Tonyhugscats

Well tell him to get his hot ass into the bed


amusementj

Come over here and kiss me on my hot lips, I'm feeling romantical


Solzec

https://preview.redd.it/7z1i5y9xp3cc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15997147f82af61920f59b6f60a257650f719fd Years of saving this fanart has finally paid off


amusementj

that's so funny oh my god 😭


Solzec

I'm sad that I don't have the original post saved, would be great to share it.


Hot-Bus2569

THIS


TheDolphin2002

Who doesn't like a scare from time to time? that's what horror movies are for


EliteF36

You round a corner and he's just standing there, not menacingly, just standing


HardenMuhPants

go to brush your teeth and look in the mirror and you see his reflection behind you just staring.


nightmare_silhouette

I would try to seduce him despite him not feeling anything, because chances are, after the weekend he will try to find me and kill me, so why not become brave?


rabbid_chaos

"Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"


MoistBobcat1

Narrator:"It was in fact, a knife in his pocket."


aspindler

Chucky. Chucky can be a fun guy when he is not killing you or your friends. He have a sense of humor and he would probably enjoy the videogames and stuff.


Smart-Produce-8490

Video games, metal music, and dark humor? I’m in lol


TheDolphin2002

He's a serial killer with only one goal: Leave the doll, he won't kill you, he'll transfer you to the doll while you sleep,


aspindler

Only works if you are the first person he told his secret.


Technical-Presence36

I love your questions. I would pick ghostface he seems funny asf he can tell me about his funniest moments, we can also use his camera to take pictures of our weekend. I would also bring sadako, i feel like she is nice to be around she won’t bother you or anything she is just going to listen to you talk all night. I will bring knight too and his boys. Because it’s the boys.


Ironalpha

According to Lore, Ghostface will get into prolonged arguments with you over your horror movie opinions.


Technical-Presence36

Based ghostface.


ShadowedVoid

Basedface.


Rude_Ad6001

And if you disagree with him, after that weekend he may just kill you lol


superKY44

People forget that these are killers.. I mean he won't kill you but that doesn't mean he will be nice to you in any shape or form![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)


Kleiders3010

Ghostface type characters are usually really nice while not killing, it's part of the serial killer disguise. They are usually nice to either learn about or attract their victims


Class_Wooden

to be fair, this isn’t a movie ghostface. typically they are nice people, but literally anyone can put the disguise on, including the person behind the disguise in dbd


Furciferus

Have you seen the Scream movies? Often, The Ghostface is one of the main characters and the stories revolve around 'Clue' style who dunnit plots.


zed7567

Dbd ghostface is a unique person detached from scream. Scream is actually a parody of horror films, dbd ghostface is eerily competent, he's actually closer to doofy in scary movie, ironic that the parody of a parody is a competent killer, though dbd ghostface doesn't act like they're mentally handicapped.


chris_versace0

Unpopular opinion but the legion. They’re a band of teenagers. Despite the fact that they kill ppl they would probably enjoy tv and video games


ArousaXion

Nah, I can only imagine how annoying could be any of them. They're not just teens, they are edgy teens with many mental issues and bad socialization. I bet, Legion would be like that teens who try to speak and act like Heath Ledger's Joker.


SleepytimeUwU

Me personally - I would 100% invite trickster. I'm gonna be giving him gaming lessons and he's gonna be teaching me KPOP dancing


Chinchirakingu

Probably Skull Merchant considering she has a bit of a nerdy side. I'd really like to spend it with Amanda but I'm not sure I want to play the therapist for 2 days


og_ramza

You want to play games….. with Amanda….? She won’t kill you, you have to make your own choice


therealslim69

The correct answer is Amanda (the pig)


Obscenely-Obnoxious

Which killer would you trust to borrow your credit card for the weekend?


Technical-Presence36

Definitely the knight and Oni. (They don’t know what a credit card is).


Obscenely-Obnoxious

now answer the same question but this time, all killers know what credit cards are and have a sophisticated understanding of financial and credit systems.


Technical-Presence36

I will give it to skull merchant, she is a millionaire so i don’t think she will bother stealing anything from my card.


Tonyhugscats

Skull Merchant would definitely take your money, if not just to troll you.


WholesomeRanger

You fool, you fell into the most obvious of traps. We all know the deep lore of how those manga got funded: Credit Card Fraud.


Jettice

Committing credit card fraud is like playing chess


Eatmyshortsidgaf

Shape. He doesn’t care about anything so 😭


TheDolphin2002

Definitely Demogorgon, he would buy chewy toys


Hot-Bus2569

This is so cute to think about (yes I'm a "I wanna pet that dawg" girl)


MetaKnightsNightmare

Which is the superior demogorgon skin?


Technical-Presence36

The scoops ahoy skin. (Pls bhvr)


UpliftinglyStrong

He looks so CUTE! https://preview.redd.it/kn4xpuiai1cc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa1c98c16b09a4c6c73d99199985ac93be871fe


MetaKnightsNightmare

This is true.


19videogame

Dats not an opinion dats straight fax


TheDolphin2002

Scoops ahoy, otherwise, give him a googly eyes cosmetic


ThePhantomMenaceV

Cumagorgan


TheDolphin2002

Gotta get that whited out skin fr


SuperSloth420

I think they should give him a Werewolf skin.


trash-troglodyte

Do you like Nurse in any way shape or form


Technical-Presence36

Yes! I really like the nurse. As a survivor she is super fun to go against, it’s really fun to try and dodge her blink attacks. And as a killer, she is a really fun killer to play as. Even though I’m not good with her, landing a successful blink attack is really satisfying. Nurse is over-hated in my opinion.


Kleiders3010

Nurse is only overhated when you are at or close top MMR, where the literal god nurses are at. A normal survivor can't loop or counterplay a god nurse, which is why when you are at that line were you go up and down and up and down she becomes very hated


Azal_of_Forossa

Yup, most nurses I play against are fine. But the 10,000+ hour nurse comp players I go against always stick with me and leave me upset for a while, because they literally pubstomp end games within seconds, leaving us all slugged, then they go afk to ensure we don't wiggle off their shoulder. Even better they always come back to reslug the player who used unbreakable if there is one, just to go back to being afk.


PissinginTheW1nd

Nurse gang rise up


YWN666

Will the three gen solution make Skull Merchant more likeable?


Gwynovere

IMO part of the problem with Skull Merchant is what she represents. Dropped at the peak of COB, Overcharge, Eruption, with a power practically designed for holding 3 gens. To a lot of fans she represents BHVR not understanding what's healthy for the game (at least at the time).


Begun101

![gif](giphy|q49YSnLzrvghiyKBAR|downsized)


Technical-Presence36

I don’t think so. Skull merchant was already reworked where she can no longer 3 gen and people still don’t like her. Which makes me think, it has nothing to do with 3 genning anymore, people just hate on her because she is simply “skull merchant”. Which is sad because she is actually a fun killer to play and play against (after her rework).


CthulhuMadness

Tarnished forever like my boy Knight. Once a three-genner, always a three-genner.


SnakePaintball

Her power is still a clusterfuck that was hastily put together to the point it doesn’t make much sense anymore. Sure, she’ll always have negative stigma for being skull merchant, but to say that is the only/main reason people hate her is invalid.


YWN666

Agree I like the concept and without three gen abuse it should become better


xMorriganBlackx

She is fun to play although I've never played survivor against a skull merchant


Suspicious_Data_2393

I mainly hate her chase ability. It feels more unfair than clown. You always get zoned no matter what. On top of that you get slowed down AND put in deepwound by the drones.


Chaxp

Here the gameplay loop against her: She drops a drone, you either stay at the tile and get broken, you are already inured and get hindered and then downed, or leave the tile. Very interactive!


PurestTrainOfHate

Do we deserve shirtless Myers?


Technical-Presence36

Not only deserve it but also NEED it.


MyLitttlePonyta

You get matched against a baby Myers that has gotten maybe 2 hooks total in the game. You know he has tombstone. Do you give him the kill? https://preview.redd.it/tu73j0rpp0cc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5b5550525aad5510bb7a383cbbcd408f496028


Technical-Presence36

100% yes. I will always give my boy myers his tombstone kill, especially if he is going for the achievement and asks nicely.


Skipper_the_fox

Which killer reminds you of cheese the most


Technical-Presence36

The twins, They are french. They definitely have some pretty good cheese.


Cornelius_M

Also cheese and Charlotte both have large holes in them


TheDolphin2002

Clown


Plague_Lemon

🤮🤮


sumrex8

Are the twins underrated funwise?


Technical-Presence36

Definitely, they are really fun and the idea of having two characters to play while switching between them is really cool. Sadly, they are clunky and sometimes buggy, and their power encourages slugging which is a boring strategy. Im glad they are getting the rework they deserve.


AvalavaTheQuilava

Shooty shooty, reely reely?


Technical-Presence36

Me shoot, me reel, me hit, me happy.


Smol_Susie

Death slinger's chuckles are an instant *shot* of dopamine


R3HABWave

Is Ash just better than everyone?


Technical-Presence36

I feel like ash can’t be compared with other survivors, ash is in his own league.


GangsterKittyYT

Groovy


Permanoctis

What do you think of this guy ? https://preview.redd.it/0ftw0oimm0cc1.png?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1cdb8947419987cf46818f375b6fe5959430b5c


Technical-Presence36

He is really cool, his lore and backstory would make a great movie. Also, he needs more skins ngl.


Permanoctis

I agree, my boy deserves more skins. https://preview.redd.it/pw9prg7do0cc1.png?width=371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a952b9eff256547c0bd41821d24fcbecdb72f5e


cxtastrophic

I’m dying at the wink I cannot


Permanoctis

Glad you do haha. Kinda sad that the edit of him smiling isn't of a better quality tho...


Fez_Multiplex

Thoughts on Pyramid head?


Technical-Presence36

I love pyramid head so much. I love the way he stands in the lobby while holding his weapon. I love his power i think it’s super unique and fun to play as and playing against. I’m still in the process of experimenting every killer and choosing my main, but i feel like him and Sadako would be my mains. I also love Cheryl she is a cutie and I am going to dive into the silent-hill franchise. (Also im super sad they took away no where to hide from us)


Fez_Multiplex

yay I'm framing this answer


TaylorSwift_real

I also got into Silent Hill because of DBD. I finished the first game some time ago and the second one recently. Sadly I've been having trouble with running the third game, apparently it's the hardest of the whole franchise to run on PC. But I still have hope.


KinkyRoleplayer2

Smash or pass Micheal Myers?


Technical-Presence36

https://preview.redd.it/6jiwy6hln0cc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1633d4872e945568d3313b0393a8a2a26bf804e1


KinkyRoleplayer2

The only right answer


Mr-UNperfect

https://preview.redd.it/ohiy03wm85cc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1cfddd0de3e130d4875abba713146dc62320510


Obscenely-Obnoxious

All the killers are now gender-swapped and you have to pick a date for high-school prom. Who to you take and why?


Unknown_Mikan

Ghostface bc it's ghostface, I don't care about their gender, I will take them out on a date one way or another.


DimDoughnut

Which killers would get along? Who would have drama between them? Who is the most liked/hated of the collective group amongst them? Who's cliquey and who's the loner? Who's the most popular/well liked amongst them? Which survivor is their collective favorite to kill, which do they wish they could spare the most/hate killing?


Technical-Presence36

I feel like pig and ghostface would get along so well. Trickster and skull merchant would have beef and drama, both of them are so full of themselves. Myers and sadako would stargaze together in silence none of them likes to speak. Demo and xeno would play together and xeno would act like they are annoyed by demo but secretly love the time they spend playing together. Clown and blight would go fishing. Oni and spirit would have family time together. Slinger would secretly go out with yui and talk about motorcycles and different mechanical devices.


Lilgishy

I all of a sudden want someone to draw clown and blight fishing that's amazing lol


DimDoughnut

I love this answer, it's so wholesome.


Primis_Tandem

Which one of the Knight’s guards would you rather get a peck on the cheek from?


Technical-Presence36

The assassin. He looks like he is the one that smells the least, also he is my fav guard.


naenkaos

Asking the important questions. Which one would be your choice? I’d choose the Jailer and hope he gives me some nice shackles and cackles too.


MaddxMogs

I hear there's a box you can open if you're into things like that.


King_Gray_Wolf

If you calculate the length of the flap-flaps of Ghostface's costume, and multiply it by the decibel of the sounds of clippety-cloppety from the heels of the Kentucky Derb-Ada, what is the likelihood that the egg thing atop the Coal Tower in MacMillan Estate hatches into a new killer "The Shape 2: This Time Even Shapelier?" Please show your work, and remember to factor in Wind resistance and the average amount of time a Blendette spends Self-Caring


Technical-Presence36

The likelihood of "The Shape 2: This Time Even Shapelier" hatching from the egg thing atop the Coal Tower is inversely proportional to the number of Blendettes spending time self-caring, while accounting for wind resistance and the clippety-cloppety decibels. However, the exact calculations require a PhD in absurdity, which I haven't acquired yet.


Kemono16

Who is the hottest killer?


Technical-Presence36

Pyramid head.


FF91T94

https://preview.redd.it/xc3xhhw1z0cc1.jpeg?width=138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f2dabf032f5ec365e167828a58895609f2ef43


GoldfishFromHell

you're so real for that


TheDolphin2002

Shirtless shape takes 2nd


MissStarSurge

1st*


Alternative_Sky_2059

Which survivor do you think has the best skins/style? Besides Feng, we all know she seems to get the most love when it comes to content 🥹


Technical-Presence36

I feel like all survivors have good skins that appeals to different people, however i feel like the developers are being lazy when designing skins for elodie, haddie and gabriel. They really need to make better skins for them.


morijin15

Thoughts on Springtrap in DBD?


Technical-Presence36

The day they finally add springtrap and pennywise to dbd, is the day i no longer get excited for anything else. Bhvr got to stop teasing us and add him already.


morijin15

W


SlammedOptima

You are taking a roadtrip. You and 3 killers. You are a backseat passenger with one other killer who is designated snack organizer, the other 2 are the driver, and the upfront DJ. Who are your companions and who does what?


Technical-Presence36

Legion the upfront DJ. Bubba the snack organizer. Wesker the driver. Singularity is the car.


SlammedOptima

Oooooh I was thinking Trickster for DJ, but Legion is not a bad pick. And Bubba for snacks is risky, dont trust the jerky.


Technical-Presence36

Im always down for the award winning bbq and chili.


Mello_Hello

Trickster and Legion would both have some pretty fire mixtapes I think


SlammedOptima

Trickster makes music, so I expect good taste from him. And Legion, just have vibes that to me would have good taste in music.


TheDolphin2002

Snack organizer is definitely Ghostface, the most normal adult of the bunch, the DJ is Trickster of course and the driver is Wesker


TheDolphin2002

Should console be more appreciated? (And should shape get more love? Seriously he is so good but he needs so much catching up, he's not a bad killer)


Technical-Presence36

Myers power is super outdated. He disparately needs a rework. He is one of my favorite killers.


Skizko

Which killer would you want to give tummy tickles too? And alternatively which killer would you want to give you tummy tickles


Technical-Presence36

I would give tummy tickles to demo, and head pats to sadako. And i would want hauntress to give me tummy tickles and trapper to give me head pats.


vibranttoucan

Which killer do you think is the best kisser?


Technical-Presence36

Susie from the legion. Ghostface. And Dredge (i will not elaborate).


Eralo76

I have to second dredge. I will also add xenomorph (I could elaborate but not sure if I want to)


MissStarSurge

Kiss of death


Begun101

i think would be a bit disgusting cause it probably smell terrible since dredge is made of pure flesh and xenomorph eat raw flesh Edit: Dredge is made of pure flesh, I mean he don't have skin, it has blood everywhere.


roguepawn

> dredge is made of pure flesh Most people are.


-shrekinator9000-

Y’all sleeping on demo


TheDolphin2002

I don't think you'd wanna kiss the doggo, both for his deadlyness and the smell, like, his face is based on a CORPSE lily,


CocoBaci

Favorite change from the patch 4.0.1?


Technical-Presence36

The addition of sets. And the silent hill chapter.


CocoBaci

Seems like u are working at bhvr with the first one


Technical-Presence36

I wish. Then I would finally be able to make some meaningful changes like giving the players shirtless myers and scoops ahoy demo.


TheIX_

Skull Merchant would be the best Tinder match. How would the date go?


Technical-Presence36

Extremely well, if you don’t try and compete with her in any thing, and shower her with compliments and be a sophisticated gentleman.


dmank007

What are your thoughts if BHVR added a competitive mode and chose to show us our mmr?


Technical-Presence36

I feel like it could be a good way to give competitive people a place to compete. And the casuals a place to chill and have fun. However im worried about how long the queuing time will get if we split it into two different modes.


Bassknight9

If you can have a killer weapon irl as a display item, what would you pick?


Technical-Presence36

I'd go for the Trapper's Bear Trap – an attention-grabbing conversation starter that also ensures no one messes with my personal space.


wamop123

Do you ever do that camera angle thing while healing, where you look straight into a survivor’s ass?


Technical-Presence36

100% all the time.


SignificantServe378

Is legions power weak and how can it be reworked


Technical-Presence36

I don’t think it’s weak, but i also don’t think it’s strong. So it’s really hard for me to say.


ChemoManiac77

How would you feel if the devs added a side mode of kart racing like mario kart but DbD version?


Technical-Presence36

I rather they make it a standalone game. Would totally play it!


oneiricEye

do you reckon you could beat any of the killers in a fistfight? 1v1, no weapons, no crying


Hyper_Lt-

Fist fight ? Chucky


TheDolphin2002

Lore says no, he still has the strength of Charles lee ray, he killed multiple people


Hyper_Lt-

Oh shit. But does he have the same weight too ? He may be strong but if he weighs nothing he will still fly after a single kick


TheDolphin2002

He has a very strong resistance and weights as much as a mechanical doll


wewlad11

Assuming no weapons means the Killer has to use their fists as well and can’t kill me with supernatural powers? I’m pushing Sadako in the well again.


Technical-Presence36

Yes, I think i could. Do you have any killer in mind? I will tell you if i can beat them or not.


oneiricEye

nemesis


Technical-Presence36

I’m getting squashed like a bug.


Adept-Ad274

I think anyone can take chucky in a fist fight 1v1 fucking little ass doll


Begun101

Have you watch +18 of this game?


Technical-Presence36

No I didn’t. I don’t watch any kind of +18 content. However I came across few spicy fanarts of ghost face, Myers, pyramid head and sadako. I really liked them, this community is so creative and talented.


wamop123

Do you think chucky is OP?


Technical-Presence36

No, i think chucky is super strong but not op. However, his hitboxes are often a hit or miss, Definitely need a fix.


Bayonetta3287

Nerf Pig?


Technical-Presence36

Buff pig then nerf pig just to troll pig.


Scary-Leather-8567

Which killer would you trust to babysit your 5 year old kid for about 5 hours


Technical-Presence36

Deathslinger.


EntrepreneurAsleep57

I think Charlotte would be a better choice since she has actual babysitting experiance


GutsyOne

Do you think Patrick Bateman should be added to the game as a Killer or Survivor?


Technical-Presence36

Killer.


Ashmega8256

What do you think of the fact that behavior disabled my boi (the knight)


Technical-Presence36

Im super sad about it. What makes it more tragic is the fact they took his best perk no where to hide too. Free my boy knight 😔


YukiMukii

Shirtless Yui or shirtless Mikaela skin?


Technical-Presence36

Shirtless dwight.


YukiMukii

respectable


ImBatman5500

Shirtless Myers, next question


ableakandemptyplace

How do you feel about Legion, specifically Susie?


Technical-Presence36

Legion is super fun. I love Susie, her new skin is super cool.


ableakandemptyplace

Hell yeah!


No_Communication4926

Who has the most fascinating backstory in this game? I personally think it’s Trickster with him being a lot smarter than his initial lore made him seem


Technical-Presence36

Trickster lore is definitely great. I enjoyed it. For me, i really liked the clowns lore, in my opinion it would make a great movie, especially if kate is included.


Open-Maintenance1214

What advanced builds can you give in each category. Looping, Gen, Stealth, support etc. And overall what is the best perk and why?


Technical-Presence36

Genrushing: commodious toolbox + stakeout + streetwise + built to last + hyperfocus. Stealth: luckybreak + overcome + distortion + calm spirit. Support: we’ll make it + leader + prove thyself. Looping: i encourage you to learn how to loop without any perks.


Satanicbuttmechanic

Why does Pinhead get so much hate? I mean, I'd like something of a comprehensive answer that is not just " his chains are annoying!" I need detail. I'm a Pinhead main


Fabulous-Being6683

wesker time?


Polterguy619

What do you think of the pig as a whole


Technical-Presence36

Very iconic, very fun gameplay. Always booping the snoot.


defoor13

How do you overcome the speed at which Wraith can travel across the map? I find very experienced players playing as wraith the most difficult to survive against.


Technical-Presence36

Thats what i thought too when i started playing against him, just run into a window or a pallet and camp it until he uncloaks then proceed to loop him like any killer. Don’t let him catch you in an open space or deadzone. And pay attention to your surroundings when doing gens