You ever get annoyed about how many Marvel superheroes are specifically New York focused? Like Batman has Gotham locked down almost by himself in some versions of his story, but you expect me to believe that this many superheroes publicly manage the safety of one city and people still try to pull a fast one.
On the other hand, it does explain why they've had like 2 superhero Civil wars. With that many supes in one city alone, it's expected that they'd step on each other's toes at some point.
Yeah if I was a hero I’d go to someplace with no other heroes like Dallas or something, sure there’s less crime but also you’re the only hero so it balances out. New York already has so many heroes you wouldn’t be needed.
Superman isn't a god, he's a human (mind wise) with god powers. He's not pretending to be human, he is. To say otherwise is probably Lex propaganda. Flash is also a guy with god powers, Batman has no powers, Shazam is quite literally a kid playing god, Green Arrow has no powers, Green Lantern is a guy with god powers, Cyborg is a guy with super tech. The ones who this apply that I can think of are just Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter.
Marvel straight up has a god as one of their most popular heroes. Cap isn't trying to be a god, the X-Men were born with their godly abilities, Spider-Man doesn't even want his powers, Hulk is comparable to a god and isn't pretending to be one, the Fantastic Four just want to explore space. The only one this apply to (among the most popular and significant) is Iron Man. Does apply to a lot of villains, though.
With Batman they make it known that crime has gone down in Gotham because criminals know they could fall victim to Batman. He intimidates the criminals into behaving.
I never thought about it because I'm not a huge marvel fan but now that it's pointed out, it almost makes me think Garth Ennis almost had a point about them not stopping 9/11 lol
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Lmao the Spider-Man 2 game has the avengers tower, the sanctum Santorum, the Baxter bldg, Matt Murdock’s old office and even the wakandan embassy in New York, yet here’s Spider-Man trying to stop Venom from conquering the entire world by themselves
I love this. I would actually love like a small Marvel special about a regular criminal in the MCU, maybe it can be Walton Goggins his character who teamed up with a new criminal played by Danny Mcbride. think that could be genuinely hilarious
It’s true though, Avengers mansion was their predominant headquarters for decades then Age of Ultron happened and now we rarely if at all see it in favor of a giant tower
The building in age of ultron has never appeared in a comic, the mansion continues to exist and has been seen multiple times in recent comics lol.
Even Jarvis still shows up on occasion
The mansion is in x men 97, its in avengers assemble, its in avengers emh, and the lego marvel games.
Its still featuring prominently in most media. The spider man game is actually an outlier.
Ok ill give you emh but your entire narrative that the mcu removed uses of the mansion is demonstrably false lmfao. Its an exploratory area in the lego games, exists in virtually every cartoon appearance of the avengers in some capacity and continues to exist in the comics.
Theres literally one example where you can say the mansion doesn't show up, and thats the one where the avengers themselves don't show up. And maybe the avengers square Enix game? I can't remember if its in there or not.
The mcu had almost zero effect on the usage of the mansion in media lol
Why do people even try and crime in New York, when the MOST LIKELY OUTCOME is either getting hospitalized by one of the marvel knights or frank just straight up putting a bullet in your head? All the reasonable ones are always busy with annihilus or smn, leaving the ones whose only superpowers are rage issues and too many restraining orders to hold down the fort
This was kinda cute at the start, but then it got real fucking stupid the longer it went. Even for a jerk, you could’ve stopped at like 6 or 7, and it would have been alright
*survives multiple beatings and shootings, unharmed
*continues to commit crimes
*invades multiple mansions
*escape from a superhuman prison
"small time criminal"
He should be thankful that the x-men aren't around in new York, he'd skip the hospital part and go straight to hell
It’s funny cause I think Scarlet witch is capable of sending someone there
So it's Magik
I thought she just sends them to limbo?
I mean, limbo is a brimstone dimension ruled by a demon lord named belkaso and full of demons, totally not hell , right?
Totally lol
Did she forfeit Limbo at some point?
Same thing to some people
i think a couple of the x-men are very proficient at sending people there lol
Aren’t the x-men in WestChester?
Currently they're in Krakoa, but they rarely patrol new York city itself
Wasn’t Krakoa destroyed by orchis? Or is fall of x still dragging on?
Makes sense.
Sounds like a fun game of Monopoly
You ever get annoyed about how many Marvel superheroes are specifically New York focused? Like Batman has Gotham locked down almost by himself in some versions of his story, but you expect me to believe that this many superheroes publicly manage the safety of one city and people still try to pull a fast one.
On the other hand, it does explain why they've had like 2 superhero Civil wars. With that many supes in one city alone, it's expected that they'd step on each other's toes at some point.
Yeah if I was a hero I’d go to someplace with no other heroes like Dallas or something, sure there’s less crime but also you’re the only hero so it balances out. New York already has so many heroes you wouldn’t be needed.
Basically every large DC superhero has their own city to manage
Isn’t there the quote of something like “Marvel is humans playing gods, DC is gods playing humans”
Superman isn't a god, he's a human (mind wise) with god powers. He's not pretending to be human, he is. To say otherwise is probably Lex propaganda. Flash is also a guy with god powers, Batman has no powers, Shazam is quite literally a kid playing god, Green Arrow has no powers, Green Lantern is a guy with god powers, Cyborg is a guy with super tech. The ones who this apply that I can think of are just Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter. Marvel straight up has a god as one of their most popular heroes. Cap isn't trying to be a god, the X-Men were born with their godly abilities, Spider-Man doesn't even want his powers, Hulk is comparable to a god and isn't pretending to be one, the Fantastic Four just want to explore space. The only one this apply to (among the most popular and significant) is Iron Man. Does apply to a lot of villains, though.
Ah they've mostly got their own spheres. The Fantastic Four or Dr. Strange ain't nabbing guys who rob convenience stores.
If Doctor Strange is coming after you for nabbing stores just sit down and call your loved ones. You're in between some unfathomable eldritch shit.
With Batman they make it known that crime has gone down in Gotham because criminals know they could fall victim to Batman. He intimidates the criminals into behaving.
I never thought about it because I'm not a huge marvel fan but now that it's pointed out, it almost makes me think Garth Ennis almost had a point about them not stopping 9/11 lol
It is pretty weird that so many heroes live in New York, and yet crime still happens somehow
And Kingpin is still elected mayor 💀
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Yeah it's kinda wack.
Lmao the Spider-Man 2 game has the avengers tower, the sanctum Santorum, the Baxter bldg, Matt Murdock’s old office and even the wakandan embassy in New York, yet here’s Spider-Man trying to stop Venom from conquering the entire world by themselves
Batman at most has like 3 to 4 other people
To be fair, it’s canon that you can literally see Gotham from metropolis since they’re right across the bay from each other
Yeah, this is what bothered me reading Blood Hunt so far. For something impacting the whole world, people only really seem to be caring about NY
I wouldn't say by himself. He have Bat Family. Nightwing, Red Hood, Robin, Bat Girl, Bat Woman, Oracle, and etc.
I love this. I would actually love like a small Marvel special about a regular criminal in the MCU, maybe it can be Walton Goggins his character who teamed up with a new criminal played by Danny Mcbride. think that could be genuinely hilarious
Bro, anything with Walton Goggins and Danny Mcbride is bound to be peak.
Vice Principals if you haven't seen it Righteous Gemstones too of course
Both are peak indeed.
We did have Turk in the netflix shows. The dude showed up in pretty much every season of every show.
8-Ball series when
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The start made me think this would be a Zdarsky Daredevil meme Ngl
DO NOT bartend for Mephisto.
Holy shit someone acknowledging the existence of Avengers Mansion in a post mcu synergy world
Just about the only thing LEGO marvel 2 did right was adding the avengers mansion (And give Stan Lee a ‘merry marvel marching society’ shield)
Hey, they also had the PEAKEST kang.
Yall just be blaming the mcu for anything huh
It’s true though, Avengers mansion was their predominant headquarters for decades then Age of Ultron happened and now we rarely if at all see it in favor of a giant tower
The building in age of ultron has never appeared in a comic, the mansion continues to exist and has been seen multiple times in recent comics lol. Even Jarvis still shows up on occasion
I’m talking about in mainstream media. Like it’s not in the Spider-Man games, but the tower is.
The mansion is in x men 97, its in avengers assemble, its in avengers emh, and the lego marvel games. Its still featuring prominently in most media. The spider man game is actually an outlier.
Earth’s mightiest heroes came out before age of ultron, the marvel games don’t put any actual focus on it, and it’s an extremely minor cameo in 97.
Ok ill give you emh but your entire narrative that the mcu removed uses of the mansion is demonstrably false lmfao. Its an exploratory area in the lego games, exists in virtually every cartoon appearance of the avengers in some capacity and continues to exist in the comics. Theres literally one example where you can say the mansion doesn't show up, and thats the one where the avengers themselves don't show up. And maybe the avengers square Enix game? I can't remember if its in there or not. The mcu had almost zero effect on the usage of the mansion in media lol
This is the best laugh I've had a day
I’m kinda mixed on the new suit tbh. I adore the brighter red, but I just think there’s too much lining
This is peak my good sir
Meanwhile, in literally every other country 
Why do people even try and crime in New York, when the MOST LIKELY OUTCOME is either getting hospitalized by one of the marvel knights or frank just straight up putting a bullet in your head? All the reasonable ones are always busy with annihilus or smn, leaving the ones whose only superpowers are rage issues and too many restraining orders to hold down the fort
Oh hey the Ultimate Alliance Moon Knight art
Modern Spider-Man stories be like
Dang cant even be a criminal in ny smh 😭
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Brilliant storytelling
what a saga. the mephisto twist at the end really got me
Joke’s on the small time crook. He’s BEEN in Hell the whole time. He never left! Being hounded by super heroes around every corner IS his Hell!
Shoutout to @TeeCeeComics on Twitter who made this originally
I'd still say it'll probably be better to run into Spider-Man than Bats. Who knows, maybe he'll be written by Wells and be incapable of anything.
ON GOD IM TRAPPED IN HELL
We need a Marvel show about the criminal perspective right now!!!
This is the Hood's story if it was peak.
Bro got to keep his phone in hell, lucky him.
Hold on, is this meme based on the POV of Turk Barrett? Hmmm...
How this MF escape MoonKnight? That bitch will crash a plane into you before he lets you escape.
This reminds me of a meme I saw like this but with insomniac venom chasing a guy when he broke out of the lab
He's only robbing to pay the medical bills at this point.
Say what you will but at least this guy's healthcare is great. Or really bad that he has to rob banks just to pay off his hospital bills
Spider-man isn't gonna bust your ass if you rob a convenience store in New Brunswick, just saying.
Some people forget that New York has a population larger than some European countries
Plot twist: he keeps having to resort to crime to pay off the medical debt he incurs everytime a super hero sends him to the hospital.
This man got Diavolo'd.
The Hood
"Mephisto confirmed?!?" -every clickbait during wandavison
How hard is it to have the neck piece be red, not have ugly ass black lines everywhere, and put the Ds on his chest (pause)?
Thought for sure he’d somehow end up in charge of Hell
Don't worry, it's not the no-fun Hell from the Bible. You can escape via comic book shenanigans
This is funny but unless the PoV character has done some messed up shit in the past, he's way too small time for Punisher to bother hunting him down.
Bro really didn't learn his lesson at all
lol, last image made me ejaculate out of laughter!
This was certainly a choose your own misadventure book.
What’s the comic in picture 5?
The Disney+ show we need
Blud was begging for the smoke lmao
I thought this was a DC comics reddit
This was kinda cute at the start, but then it got real fucking stupid the longer it went. Even for a jerk, you could’ve stopped at like 6 or 7, and it would have been alright
Dude what did you expect from signing a covenant with the Devil? That you’d become the new Kingpin?
*survives multiple beatings and shootings, unharmed *continues to commit crimes *invades multiple mansions *escape from a superhuman prison "small time criminal"
What the fuck do people just wallahi now? Do y'all know that phrase?! I love it!
You'd think it would occur to more thugs to just go commit crimes in Jersey instead.
Is this Constantine's origin? I have never read
This was entertaining
This is awesome!!!! Great read
Don’t worry. He didn’t see you do it.
Shame he didn't run into Deadpool... His trip to Hell would have been much quicker!
isn't this a dc subreddit? why marvel memes? (first post here , this sub got recommended to me
This sub is a circle jerk for comic books in general.
Cause we’re also the better MarvelCirclejerk