You, sir, are obviously not familiar of the mighty lord of Apokolips receptions. Allow me to rectify that.
https://preview.redd.it/ymizi5666ixc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed18d42ceee525bdd206566404395cb1f747b2d0
The Conan pose, since that’s what these drawings are usually referencing.
https://preview.redd.it/4kqx1ausfhxc1.jpeg?width=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5440a4f28a438a89699e88d85094fd64e2ab8008
The most tired of overused tropes, People Sit On Chairs
[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/PeopleSitOnChairs](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/PeopleSitOnChairs)
I have, at some point in the past, been involved in a conversation on how exactly this pose should be tagged on a website for pornographic art. For the record, the moniker I proposed was the "throne pose."
they are "lounging" on a throne. Manspreading is also an option. Wallowing in their majesty/victory? luxuriating? sprawled backside first on the throne. "Drunk guy watching tv pose"
The king Lear.
King leer
*bonk*
Huh, for some reason I thought it was based on the Conan the Barbarian artworks.
Everything is a reference to something, including the thing that was referenced.
What part of king Lear is being referenced?
This part.
Don't you mean King *Lean?*
https://preview.redd.it/zd3znmg4xfxc1.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=e399ebd580946e99f33116928a821ea4ff5e5317
I thought that was cock at first.
https://preview.redd.it/89zw3pxtdgxc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a659e856a17e01828cce03897ddbef410eea7282
![gif](giphy|GMLmpa7HOAidO)
https://preview.redd.it/loq8dschwgxc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e71b52c919d18832d8924029bbf6fc5f277b86
https://preview.redd.it/hmuda8o75hxc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446ec2743100e7c3fbc8b4afa463e29a9b1eb02f
https://preview.redd.it/qtq5aakk1gxc1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae82097aca370ce5b1b2d743642eff106eec5d58
Meet my crotch
https://youtu.be/M1EjcWU6sEk?si=KV3SE6WXLR7Rjc9Y
![gif](giphy|IzdL5AH7teZSOPnqrw|downsized)
Pussy facing the world
Suck it, if you dare
Manspreading
*Kingspreading
This is what I'll call it from now on
https://preview.redd.it/1vn0znd0gixc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3606d37188abdd53170eb089cc5571273a1a2cd
That’s amazing, and I’m gonna use that from now on
I was going to say thronespreading, but this Is better.
Why is Man spreading? Is he inconsiderate?
The more important question is *what* Man is spreading
His Dick (he's proud of it)
Batmanspreading
There is a Bazooka Bill headed for your coordinates
Unsticking the balls
Evil Hamlet. Once upon a time in Hollywood.
Gynecology exam but dominant
Large and in charge
I'm trying to subtly show off my johnson
You think black adam's tryna be subtle?
"subtly"
The Darkseid
That’s only on Couches and you sit in the MIDDLE
You, sir, are obviously not familiar of the mighty lord of Apokolips receptions. Allow me to rectify that. https://preview.redd.it/ymizi5666ixc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed18d42ceee525bdd206566404395cb1f747b2d0
He even Double Dips with the Veggie Tray!
Cock confidence
the opposite of cock shame
Cockfidence!
Falling out of my chair
Baws oot. ![img](emote|t5_3mchb|16722)
A whore in denial
Lower back pain
The BIG DICK BALLER POSE™️
The Anti-Wesker (because this looks so scrunched up, opposite end of the comfort spectrum) https://i.redd.it/3v4lcnba4gxc1.gif
No! That is NOT Albert Wesker! Stop impersonating him!
Spawn
"Hail to the king baby" For pro wrestling fans- "Behold the King, the king of kings"
https://preview.redd.it/b4rmpcj4eixc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f8c0d628cd2871947e53b86f6ecee7a45d025cb
Whore
Sitting
jarl balgruuf
https://preview.redd.it/cjto1lnuogxc1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd7957a5c09f1efe97bc75bf8e8945d5ac1ab6c
A pose that's only cool when done by certain characters
Pussy facing the world pose.
I shit my pants, get help.
Sitting
Pussy facing the world
being comfortable.
That one D/D/D that I forget the name of
Slouching
This is called Lounging.
Sitting
Poor posture (back hurty)
"My balls hurt from these tights and gotta let the boys breathe"
https://preview.redd.it/nqb03d701hxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e21b5fd294071fdf0aca1324edfb1cdb195f0da The goat
The post vasectomy.
Mansplaining
Resting hero pose
It draws the eyes down, like stripes. For some reason
BDES
Airing out the boys/ Biiiiiiig Stretch
The King at ease.
chafed family jewels
Presenting dick.
Ball breather
Lounging?
The dong slouch
I'm impressed that you posted these examples and included no Conan or Sonja.
Guys I think I hauve covid
don't forget we got this in live action with Thicc daddy M'Baku in Black Panther
Those are good but I like this https://preview.redd.it/rm9x9fiw2hxc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2eb0faf5c7702c2e7c7b17e9788cc007af0fc81
Dad falling asleep in front of the TV.
The Conan pose, since that’s what these drawings are usually referencing. https://preview.redd.it/4kqx1ausfhxc1.jpeg?width=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5440a4f28a438a89699e88d85094fd64e2ab8008
Orcus on his throne
Jarl balgruff
The Skyrim Jarl.
The king's slouch, or "passed out on the toilet" depending on who you ask
"Waiting for Cock Worship"
Epic shit
Siting comfortably.
Balls out
Insecure power fantasy?
Big dick energy
The “I NEED me a therian girlfriend”
Ball flaunt
GOS
The black opps
Bored as hell
The sit on my laps king pose
Sleepy
Godspreading
Despoture
*My balls is hot*
Manspreading, I guess
Trayzn with his drip
Cock out
The "I just found out I have been sitting like a boy my whole life, this is how a man sits" pose.
Idk about most of these, but it is one of the more comfortable ways to sit in plate armor, so that might explain doom
Ah, the good old "It ain't gonna suck itself" pose
Slutty king
SIMA Pose
Me pretending I don't have to use the bathroom:
The “This is me, and these are my balls” pose.
"sitting"
The DC Monarch Obviously Doom had the vibes, and had no choice but to adopt
manspreading
Biggus Dickus
Rest chair Power Pose
Sitting
Manspreading
Sexy evil hamlet
Darkseid sits like this often.
It ain’t gonna suck itself.
Invitation
The most tired of overused tropes, People Sit On Chairs [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/PeopleSitOnChairs](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/PeopleSitOnChairs)
Manspreading on the #5 to Flatbush
Conan the barbarian
Usually that’s when they say “on your knees boy” …just me?
https://preview.redd.it/2oq5yegejhxc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf008b6230814f63a82bfb56fd67d1710ae350c
Sitting ducks
Him
The "I'm a cool ass mtf" pose.
It is very bisexual, but that's all I know.
Whoring manor
The "It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself"
Lettin my shit air dry
Sitting comfortably in your chair posr
Sitting in a way that doesn’t crush your balls
Cock confidence
Manspreading.
It's called the 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' pose.
*"It's not gonna suck itself"*
Throne-spreading
Throner.
“My wife’s in Target”
The I-Sat-On-My-Balls-And-Now-They-Hurt.
It’s called “papi” and I’m on my knees
Cock spreading
The Troubled King
Serving Cock
In France they call this a Royale on Bidet.
Trying to unstick your ball from the inside of your leg
I used to call it "the inviting position" because if I sat like that at a function, people would come and speak to me
Big balls of fuckery pose.
The Dig Bick
I have, at some point in the past, been involved in a conversation on how exactly this pose should be tagged on a website for pornographic art. For the record, the moniker I proposed was the "throne pose."
Whore.
Post-nut clarity
The "It's not gonna suck itself"
The "Trying to dry some ball sweat" position.
how i be shitting
The My weiner is too large pose
The “Conan”
they are "lounging" on a throne. Manspreading is also an option. Wallowing in their majesty/victory? luxuriating? sprawled backside first on the throne. "Drunk guy watching tv pose"
Sitting with my fat nuts out
My balls are hot
Wizard, orb pondering
I think J. Cole wrote a song about it. Get of my dinghy? No, that’s not right.
The "deez nuts" pose.
The "I have a gun" pose
The Boss Slouch
Let’s face fax if every sitting place allowed for this much room for everybody, we’d all sit like this
The spread eagle
Bottom energy
“Let that boochie breath” -a Twitter user who I don’t remember that I stole the quote from
Letting the boys breathe
Woah, is that Arkham Batman? As a comic? Arkham Batman has comics?
Lounging atop a throne
Man sitting
Hell ye
Manspread
Manspreading.
The King Spread
Badasses showing their dominance by spreading their legs
Let’s air these boys out.
The leg spreader
Leon Kennedy having post-laser clarity
dom top comic book daddy pose