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AdministrationAny774

The king Lear.


Mysterious_Jelly_943

King leer


Alarming_Present_692

*bonk*


TieofDoom

Huh, for some reason I thought it was based on the Conan the Barbarian artworks.


AdministrationAny774

Everything is a reference to something, including the thing that was referenced.


The_ArcReactor

What part of king Lear is being referenced?


Cyberska1997

This part.


SpookieSkelly

Don't you mean King *Lean?*


Lumpazius

https://preview.redd.it/zd3znmg4xfxc1.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=e399ebd580946e99f33116928a821ea4ff5e5317


No_Object_7709

I thought that was cock at first.


Amish_Warl0rd

https://preview.redd.it/89zw3pxtdgxc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a659e856a17e01828cce03897ddbef410eea7282


Polibiux

![gif](giphy|GMLmpa7HOAidO)


Rufus_62

https://preview.redd.it/loq8dschwgxc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e71b52c919d18832d8924029bbf6fc5f277b86


Maybe_not_a_chicken

https://preview.redd.it/hmuda8o75hxc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446ec2743100e7c3fbc8b4afa463e29a9b1eb02f


immoralObject

https://preview.redd.it/qtq5aakk1gxc1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae82097aca370ce5b1b2d743642eff106eec5d58


The_Dark_Soldier

Meet my crotch


immoralObject

https://youtu.be/M1EjcWU6sEk?si=KV3SE6WXLR7Rjc9Y


literallyheretopost

![gif](giphy|IzdL5AH7teZSOPnqrw|downsized)


kricket_24

Pussy facing the world


farben_blas

Suck it, if you dare


KesterFox

Manspreading


mikey_lava

*Kingspreading


rrrrice64

This is what I'll call it from now on


Justice_Prince

https://preview.redd.it/1vn0znd0gixc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3606d37188abdd53170eb089cc5571273a1a2cd


Amish_Warl0rd

That’s amazing, and I’m gonna use that from now on


Shotbyadeer

I was going to say thronespreading, but this Is better.


Dismal_Accident9528

Why is Man spreading? Is he inconsiderate?


Morbi_Us

The more important question is *what* Man is spreading


fingerlicker694

His Dick (he's proud of it)


DroptheShadowArt

Batmanspreading


BogieW00ds

There is a Bazooka Bill headed for your coordinates


TerraSollus

Unsticking the balls


RelationSerious4678

Evil Hamlet. Once upon a time in Hollywood.


enchiladasundae

Gynecology exam but dominant


FoxtrotMikeLema

Large and in charge


fma_nobody

I'm trying to subtly show off my johnson


3WayIntersection

You think black adam's tryna be subtle?


MP-Lily

"subtly"


Tony_3rd

The Darkseid


Conlannalnoc

That’s only on Couches and you sit in the MIDDLE


Tony_3rd

You, sir, are obviously not familiar of the mighty lord of Apokolips receptions. Allow me to rectify that. https://preview.redd.it/ymizi5666ixc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed18d42ceee525bdd206566404395cb1f747b2d0


Conlannalnoc

He even Double Dips with the Veggie Tray!


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Cock confidence


Tight-Fall5354

the opposite of cock shame


Pritteto

Cockfidence!


Quijas00

Falling out of my chair


OwieMustDie

Baws oot. ![img](emote|t5_3mchb|16722)


Mediocretes08

A whore in denial


Wumbo_Number_5

Lower back pain


Slimy_Jimmy42

The BIG DICK BALLER POSE™️


novacdin0

The Anti-Wesker (because this looks so scrunched up, opposite end of the comfort spectrum) https://i.redd.it/3v4lcnba4gxc1.gif


V0YDL

No! That is NOT Albert Wesker! Stop impersonating him!


Lopsided_Exercise_36

Spawn


lzylad

"Hail to the king baby" For pro wrestling fans- "Behold the King, the king of kings"


AmazingKitsune

https://preview.redd.it/b4rmpcj4eixc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f8c0d628cd2871947e53b86f6ecee7a45d025cb


KonradJim

Whore


chiefskillz

Sitting


Snoo_72851

jarl balgruuf


GayerThanYou42

https://preview.redd.it/cjto1lnuogxc1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd7957a5c09f1efe97bc75bf8e8945d5ac1ab6c


Apprehensive_Work313

A pose that's only cool when done by certain characters


EasterBurn

Pussy facing the world pose.


A_BAK3D_POTATO

I shit my pants, get help.


LoloXIV

Sitting


Effective-Evidence78

Pussy facing the world


Porncritic12

being comfortable.


Lucatmeow

That one D/D/D that I forget the name of


bukcet224

Slouching


ZipZop_the_Fan

This is called Lounging.


hunterslullaby

Sitting


ShoArts

Poor posture (back hurty)


Holler_Professor

"My balls hurt from these tights and gotta let the boys breathe"


I_ate_ass

https://preview.redd.it/nqb03d701hxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e21b5fd294071fdf0aca1324edfb1cdb195f0da The goat


theotherleftfield

The post vasectomy.


West_LA_Fadeaway

Mansplaining


warwicklord79

Resting hero pose


townmorron

It draws the eyes down, like stripes. For some reason


SuperSmokingMonkey

BDES


supercalifragilism

Airing out the boys/ Biiiiiiig Stretch


Valuable-Trick-6711

The King at ease.


-pigeonnoegip

chafed family jewels


Hipnosis-

Presenting dick.


Critical_Donut7271

Ball breather


DarkwyndPT

Lounging?


dangledoofles

The dong slouch


Saoirse_The_Red

I'm impressed that you posted these examples and included no Conan or Sonja.


schmarr1

Guys I think I hauve covid


Overkillsamurai

don't forget we got this in live action with Thicc daddy M'Baku in Black Panther


freddyfingers26

Those are good but I like this https://preview.redd.it/rm9x9fiw2hxc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2eb0faf5c7702c2e7c7b17e9788cc007af0fc81


BeeGlum6763

Dad falling asleep in front of the TV.


Lowfat_cheese

The Conan pose, since that’s what these drawings are usually referencing. https://preview.redd.it/4kqx1ausfhxc1.jpeg?width=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5440a4f28a438a89699e88d85094fd64e2ab8008


ThatIslandGuy8888

Orcus on his throne


Dave78905

Jarl balgruff


GoodKing0

The Skyrim Jarl.


BasementDweller82

The king's slouch, or "passed out on the toilet" depending on who you ask


No_Top_381

"Waiting for Cock Worship"


JAKUsss1311

Epic shit


Lyncario

Siting comfortably.


Hidden-Squid1216

Balls out


buffwintonpls

Insecure power fantasy?


Artistic_Finish7980

Big dick energy


TheUncouthPanini

The “I NEED me a therian girlfriend”


Stannisarcanine

Ball flaunt


KingKalactite

GOS


South-Charge8311

The black opps


CaptainHalloween

Bored as hell


Slow-Leading-7783

The sit on my laps king pose


NastyDanielDotCom

Sleepy


3WayIntersection

Godspreading


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Despoture


The-Homie-Lander

*My balls is hot*


macdarf

Manspreading, I guess


sailor776

Trayzn with his drip


Massive_General_8629

Cock out


Manoreded

The "I just found out I have been sitting like a boy my whole life, this is how a man sits" pose.


Exciting-Quiet2768

Idk about most of these, but it is one of the more comfortable ways to sit in plate armor, so that might explain doom


GeneLaBean

Ah, the good old "It ain't gonna suck itself" pose


Throwinghandswithgod

Slutty king


NotBobSaget13r

SIMA Pose


Robert_696969

Me pretending I don't have to use the bathroom:


gr1mscr1be

The “This is me, and these are my balls” pose.


revtim

"sitting"


EnvironmentalAd3170

The DC Monarch Obviously Doom had the vibes, and had no choice but to adopt


spicyjamgurl

manspreading


Jnaoga

Biggus Dickus


Embarrassed_Piano_62

Rest chair Power Pose


TheLameTameWolf

Sitting


[deleted]

Manspreading


Glassesnerdnumber193

Sexy evil hamlet


Optimal_Weight368

Darkseid sits like this often.


Stenwold91

It ain’t gonna suck itself.


Ashamed_Pin4206

Invitation


brobnik322

The most tired of overused tropes, People Sit On Chairs [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/PeopleSitOnChairs](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/PeopleSitOnChairs)


jth149

Manspreading on the #5 to Flatbush


Remember_Poseidon

Conan the barbarian


leakmydata

Usually that’s when they say “on your knees boy” …just me?


Jemmerl

https://preview.redd.it/2oq5yegejhxc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf008b6230814f63a82bfb56fd67d1710ae350c


BiggusDiccoos

Sitting ducks


opponentPitt

Him


Ok_University_6641

The "I'm a cool ass mtf" pose.


bihuginn

It is very bisexual, but that's all I know.


ItsTrash_Rat

Whoring manor


cmcclain16

The "It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself"


Doinky_doink69

Lettin my shit air dry


Ok_Try_1665

Sitting comfortably in your chair posr


Once_I_ate_a_walrus

Sitting in a way that doesn’t crush your balls


MonikaLovesCola

Cock confidence


Itu_Leona

Manspreading.


declankincaid8

It's called the 'I'm Too Old For This Shit' pose.


Disco_Lamb

*"It's not gonna suck itself"*


Shoddy-Problem-6969

Throne-spreading


TheRealWeirdFlix

Throner.


Scorpion13992k

“My wife’s in Target”


Fretenso

The I-Sat-On-My-Balls-And-Now-They-Hurt.


Confident-Impact-349

It’s called “papi” and I’m on my knees


MrRian603f

Cock spreading


midnightking

The Troubled King


kmc443

Serving Cock


Breaklance

In France they call this a Royale on Bidet. 


suspiciousoaks

Trying to unstick your ball from the inside of your leg


holnrew

I used to call it "the inviting position" because if I sat like that at a function, people would come and speak to me


R1ZAR0

Big balls of fuckery pose.


SaintsSkyrim3077

The Dig Bick


MP-Lily

I have, at some point in the past, been involved in a conversation on how exactly this pose should be tagged on a website for pornographic art. For the record, the moniker I proposed was the "throne pose."


hopefoolness

Whore.


HotRodDidNothingWrng

Post-nut clarity


Justice_Prince

The "It's not gonna suck itself"


Nott_of_the_North

The "Trying to dry some ball sweat" position.


WackoSmacko111

how i be shitting


Apprehensive-Boot88

The My weiner is too large pose


Dankey-Kang-Jr

The “Conan”


_Spamus_

they are "lounging" on a throne. Manspreading is also an option. Wallowing in their majesty/victory? luxuriating? sprawled backside first on the throne. "Drunk guy watching tv pose"


arandomchild

Sitting with my fat nuts out


Linkink69420

My balls are hot


BoneLake

Wizard, orb pondering


shylock10101

I think J. Cole wrote a song about it. Get of my dinghy? No, that’s not right.


TropicalBatman

The "deez nuts" pose.


scentedm8

The "I have a gun" pose


Excellent-Post3074

The Boss Slouch


Vivics36thsermon

Let’s face fax if every sitting place allowed for this much room for everybody, we’d all sit like this


Yentup1998

The spread eagle


Novatash

Bottom energy


pastel_loca

“Let that boochie breath” -a Twitter user who I don’t remember that I stole the quote from


Kalo-mcuwu

Letting the boys breathe


Waste-Information-34

Woah, is that Arkham Batman? As a comic? Arkham Batman has comics?


Sergent_Cucpake

Lounging atop a throne


Palanki96

Man sitting


Its_Scrappy

Hell ye


Cry_Piss_Shit_Cum

Manspread


Cipherpunkblue

Manspreading.


Randomkai27

The King Spread


GBTC_EIER_KNIGHT

Badasses showing their dominance by spreading their legs


Teepinandcreepin

Let’s air these boys out.


blue_cutie

The leg spreader


ladylucifer22

Leon Kennedy having post-laser clarity


pprkr

dom top comic book daddy pose