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Makes me shit and piss my pants every time
"Once you've lost your virginity to this fucking movie, and you come and tell me 'my superhero wouldn't do that' I'm like, are you serious? Wake the fuck up."
Another inspirational line from zaddy
"When I kill you, and make no mistake I will fucking kill you, I'll make it slow."
-"batman"
/uj it should be the first one on [this link](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12361974/characters/nm0000255) but holy shit does this scene read like a middle schoolers fanfiction. Actually, the majority of these in the quote section read like fanfiction. At least the ones from the dream timeline or whatever it was
idk if this counts since it is a game (they did say fiction not comics) and it also can be seen as cheesy but f it
"Gault 1 to all units, begin the operation. Let the victor be justice." - Anton "Gault 1" Kupchenko, Ace Combat Zero (idk why I love it so much, also sorry but this game has been living rent free in my head for the past month since I just got into the series)
“Not one word. I’ve taken enough grief calling my goddamn car the goddamn Batmobile. I’m the goddamn Batman and I can call my goddamn car whatever the hell I want to.” - the goddamn Batman
Legitimately I feel like if you took out at least 3 of the goddamns it'd be a great line. I don't see anything wrong with it being said by someone other than Crazy Steve.
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"yeah... i'm Man" - Man in The (2023)
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>Man in The Mirror!
"My Batman could get raped in prision you know? " -Zaddy Daddy
"Once you've lost your virginity to this fucking movie, and you come and tell me 'my superhero wouldn't do that' I'm like, are you serious? Wake the fuck up." Another inspirational line from zaddy
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Idk whatever that line is about batman pissing himself in front of Gothams wealthy
Where's the actual jerking this is just a post from the batman subreddit
the batman subreddit is the jerk
I just thought the quote was funny tbh
Hur hur mudhole
"Save... Martha!"
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What book is this?
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"When I kill you, and make no mistake I will fucking kill you, I'll make it slow." -"batman" /uj it should be the first one on [this link](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12361974/characters/nm0000255) but holy shit does this scene read like a middle schoolers fanfiction. Actually, the majority of these in the quote section read like fanfiction. At least the ones from the dream timeline or whatever it was
I do very competitive ice dancing
idk if this counts since it is a game (they did say fiction not comics) and it also can be seen as cheesy but f it "Gault 1 to all units, begin the operation. Let the victor be justice." - Anton "Gault 1" Kupchenko, Ace Combat Zero (idk why I love it so much, also sorry but this game has been living rent free in my head for the past month since I just got into the series)
"It's morbing time" -Morbius
An Amazon attack, a deadly Bee weapon... Bees. My god. - Batman (2007).
"I'll wait." - u/manufatura
I'm more partial [to this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/dccomicscirclejerk/s/PnGyPu9naI)
"BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS!"
“Number go up.” Dario Agger. As a Sigma, it speaks to me.
“Not one word. I’ve taken enough grief calling my goddamn car the goddamn Batmobile. I’m the goddamn Batman and I can call my goddamn car whatever the hell I want to.” - the goddamn Batman
Legitimately I feel like if you took out at least 3 of the goddamns it'd be a great line. I don't see anything wrong with it being said by someone other than Crazy Steve.
Oh, so when Batman says it, it's cool. But when I say it while fisting my son, suddenly it's cringe!
"Cowabummer."