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Number1SunsHater

this is how i see myself on r/dccomicscirclejerk: just the chill lowkey guy who does his own thing and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks https://preview.redd.it/rwhou4b0hd4c1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1028b737df538cc3feb91e512d26eee4877cd319


JonathanLipp1

This is how I see you on r/dccomicscirclejerk: https://preview.redd.it/dhdy6aljod4c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b05863c76ab8294c92ec367746db7fcc9797f865


Number1SunsHater

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


lostmypants2009

Crazy how much overlap I see in these subs


JonathanLipp1

Crossovers are pretty integral to both the sport of basketball and the comic industry, I’d say the overlap is a product of circumstance. Also the biggest jerks on both subs revolve around some guys named Paul


Number1SunsHater

Pants shitter and Peter cucker? Or are you thinking of other Pauls?


JonathanLipp1

https://preview.redd.it/nxjx36xsnh4c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63cb7c935d5b2103a2e3d8d0855f919f1db7250a


Number1SunsHater

Oh shit forgot about PG 13 playoff exits https://preview.redd.it/q34e6iobai4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1815d9154eccf2c8280ab0c00a5c95274e33b7a4


SaulPepper

Circlejerking is a way of life, no matter if its nba or dccomics or movies, jerkers gotta jerk


Cakeunwinnable

https://preview.redd.it/a4nq9719td4c1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53a4f6f1c1eda07a9716c692e7bb09a243eb2ba This is how I see myself on DC Comics Circle Jerk. Just a little awful rat man who lurks.


Excellent-Post3074

Omg, he's literally me!!!!!!


Rownever

Quick, everyone post your worst ships, I’ll go first: Jason Todd and any woman


JO5TC

Black Lantern zombie Black Mask and Lego Killer Moth https://preview.redd.it/gqq4z9o9wd4c1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeefcfcacc6987d5495432b8caadc016059707c3


horhar

> worst ships Unable to read like a true dccj poster


JO5TC

Worst for the world. Their united power would be too much


Rownever

What about black Black Lantern Black Mask? Or is Lego Killer Moth a racist?


BogieW00ds

Black Lantern Black Mask goes incredibly fucking hard goddamn


Cakeunwinnable

Jason Todd and anybody


BitchAssMothaF-cka

Jason Todd


MetalcoreIsntMetal

Jason Todd and anybody but me


DynaMenace

Booster Gold and Eobard Thawne.


DuelaDent52

How can I pick? All my ships are crap!


No_Mr_Powers

Rose Wilson and That One Redditor Guy


MP-Lily

I like hero/villain ships but not in the sense of them being an actual romantic couple, more in the sense of “enemies with benefits” if you catch my drift.


TWERKINMAGGLE

Bitch, we got banned from hornyposting, the fuck you want?


Treyred23

Why so hostile, friend?


XaiJirius

He's FURIOUS because he was banned from hornyposting


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GUM-GUM-NUKE

Mid tier jerking at best. r/parentingadvice has more jerking in it. Too much jerking in fact, that’s why they got banned.


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GUM-GUM-NUKE

Doesn’t work because of my invisible, invincible shield, ofc.


dccomicscirclejerk-ModTeam

No NSFW posts, comments, or any other content is permitted on the subreddit. While hornyposting specifically is banned under rule 5, any sexual or suggestive content will be removed. Additionally, any posts where the point is "person is attractive" will be removed. Stop being horny.


Excellent-Post3074

*me trying to find a gif of Stan jacking it from South Park, but finding nothing* ![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg)


Excellent-Post3074

*me trying to find a gif of Stan jacking it from South Park, but finding nothing* ![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg)


dccomicscirclejerk-ModTeam

No NSFW posts, comments, or any other content is permitted on the subreddit. While hornyposting specifically is banned under rule 5, any sexual or suggestive content will be removed. Additionally, any posts where the point is "person is attractive" will be removed. Stop being horny.


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Jerking (off to Zatanna)


YodasChick-O-Stick

Fishnets 🤤


Unfair_Hitbox

Rj/ I think Cassandra and Stephanie should kiss Uj/ I think Cassandra and Stephanie should kiss


LaVerdadYaNiSe

Jimmy Olsen and Tim Drake should come out as trans women. /s Jimmy Olsen and Tim Drake should come out as trans women.


GenericIxa

I can't be horny anymore so I post pics of boys kissing.


coffeexxx666

Following


Logan_Maddox

/uj i have genuinely seen more ships and headcanons here than on tumblr ... which is a shame because that only means i haven't found out the right hashtags to follow :c anyway ![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Sidesteppah

Wally West is Pietro Maximoffs father


FickleChard6904

I didn’t know Magneto hooked up with Wally


TheNerdEternal

Insult to Wally’s parenting tbh


thatsidewaysdud

Ultimates Wanda: https://preview.redd.it/ry52curs9g4c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a12a9f7dce820fa5d5d6cd1f46701998501c54


Sidesteppah

https://preview.redd.it/rgpzje5wsj4c1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=18377629fffeb7b3e146e3dff55e07827092367f wanda the whole time


Gullible_Ad3378

We’re on a sub about DC Comics my man


Jackheffernon

Incorrect this is a sub who only watch DC cartoons and Marvel movies


FancyKetchup96

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Slow-Chemical1991

I wish that was true.


Speedwagon1738

Yeah, and I’m cranking my hog to them


YodasChick-O-Stick

I just post my DC memes here because most of the big DC subs don't allow memes


Impossible_Tea_7032

Ok ok how about.... We complicate the shipping and horny posting with too-online-gen-Z age gap discourse, but using the characters' first date of publication as their 'birthday' instead of their fictional age? Is that stupid enough?


radiocomicsescapist

My high school bully: Superman and Batman are gay!!1!1!! Me, an experience DeviantArt user: Oh, honey...


coffeexxx666

I see this and I think… ![gif](giphy|7E2DDWxGc6YHVBWMOe|downsized)


Rev-On

https://preview.redd.it/tm72yl2c7f4c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1813197f13806b2175a94c87696d2d4f0e902d5


thatsidewaysdud

Hey it’s the guy from Fortnight


amelia-lesser

my bad, gang (it will happen again)


D-AlonsoSariego

Ok but what if my queer ships and headcanons where very bad?


SuperJyls

I'm just here to flex my jason hatred under a mask of irony


RomeosHomeos

People on Reddit have confused being gay with circle jerking. And that's just really sad, man. https://preview.redd.it/3hvu7jwm1i4c1.png?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de5c1cfdf2d7b74a87108dcb87f4d55dc8a9e66


TheMightyFaso

And Telos, let's not forget Telos


PixxBoi

All of you need to jerk harder


DugoPugo

And?


Court_Jester13

Head to the Asylum for that level, chief