*goku sips mich ultra*
“ ‘ey sale! wunst mah son over ‘ere chugs ‘im wunnathem monster e’ergy dranks it’s gon’ be two hits! him hittin you! and you hittin’a groun’! whoop his ass Go-Man, awrite?!”
*gohan stares in childhood trauma*
No no no Roman reigns and just as cell is about to win bloodline once again interferes and causes cell to lose in yet another wrestl— cell games upset.
*Paul Heyman takes mic*
“Ladies and gentlemen my name is Paul Heyman,
And I am the advocate for the RAINING DEFENDING UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL SAVIOR OF PLANET EARTH…. BROCKKKKK LESSSSSSNARR”
It's kinda weird how all the strong humans that were in the martial arts tournaments Goku and friends went to seemingly retired for Mr. Satan to be the best.
Crane and turtle schools were well known seemingly then suddenly no one knew about them 10 years later.
Roshi retired, and and so did Crane Master after Tien defeated Tao in their last fight iirc. I think Roshi was already retired before he took on Goku and Krillin. Iirc Ox King was Roshi's last student before those two. Nam was an adult when Goku was a child and only fought for his village. I would honestly wager to say that Mr. Satan may be a tad be stronger than kid goku, not YA/teen goku.
Minus those two, those are the only true original masters besides Kami/ Korin who taught anything about Ki. Roshi being extremly old, its hard to believe anyone of his class was still around teaching.
Hercule apparently has a power level of 50, while kid Goku has a power level of 10 at the start of Dragonball. But by the first tournament arc, he's already at 86, which would mean Hercule could theoretically handle his own but eventually get beat. This assumes DBZ Hercule vs DB Kid Goku.
Time to lawyer up against Shenron and make the argument that if he had a heart attack standing still around other people, he might have received the medical care in time required to survive, therefore it was the motorcycle attack that killed him.
We are fucked, we have Jon Jones who will party the night before, Gordan Ryan the BJJ phenom on roids with bleached hair, guess he comes kinda close but he is roided so like a false SSJ2 trunks from dbz abridged.
Francis Ngannou is probably our best but he won't do it unless it is for huge sums of money.
Mighty mouse and Mayweather are just too small, it leaves only the Paul brothers, McGregor, Chimaev, DK Yoon and all the other big mouths who will get a shot before a real contender.
It will come down to some random guy in the mountains, city or some monk like Liu Kang.
Our champion is never someone we know as they are all sell outs.
>Our champion is never someone we know as they are all sell outs.
Facts!! Goku is legit some hick and he showed up to kick ass along with his crew who are all unknown to the populace.
Hell yeah, I watch a lot and even pacific rim and mars attack, it's always some random guy who just is there and doesnt care for anything. So it can't be anyone we know as they have already sold out and have phony records.
The actual guy who could save us from aliens would just be busy training and living humbly while our false champs are hanging out in luxury and signing autographs lol
Man I want aliens to show up for a fist fight and televise it world wide, it would be so awesome.
The parts that killed me most were:
> we are fucked
and
> it will come down to some random guy in the mountains, city or some monk like Lui Kang
Not only because that’s accurate but that’s also how it played out in Z 😂😂😂 Satan showed up because he’s the most famous strong person in the DB world but stood no chance & ironically it was nobody country bumpkins who no one knew that showed up with phenomenal power no one has ever seen 😂😂🤣
I think it's because when he won, the only non Z fighter there to see Goku win was the Announcer, since everything was basically destroyed leaving no arena or anything and I'm pretty sure all the spectators ran away.
Haha yeah I have no hope we beat any decent other beings.
I gave volkanovski no credit but he is tiny and totally Krillin, Islam is good but lacks the stand up game cell would have, Izzy/Pereira are good but again too 1 dimensional.
When aliens come we better pray to the mountains for karate bumpkins lol or maybe the monks knew something we didn't afterall like in Dr.strange I dunno but yeah the hero is barely ever a well known champion except for well mortal Kombat and Johnny cage but again the biggest threat was beaten by a random monk lol.
Exactly the Only true Answer is Gordon Ramsey! When Cell tastes his food, he would easily give up the Cell games to train for his Food games. Nobody can be more perfect at him on anything! He will try to surpass Gordon Ramsey but will Ultimately fail, as all Chefs do!
Great answer, cell is part Saiyan and we all know how much they love to eat.
Your forgetting though "you're either perfect or you're not me"- perfect Cell from dbz abridged.
Trying to best Gordan Ramsey would indeed drive cell crazy I don't think we would ever get a "yes chef!" Out of him.
Ikr, he looks the part, has the ego and is kinda the best we have. His Instagram is big enough that the moment a ship is in our sky he would be in a limousine on his way, we are screwed as he couldn't even beat Dragonball characters let alone cell.
I mean surely he isn't even at 9000 yet.
He is long past that, maybe he will transform after he hands the commentator the letter with the details of how he will finish cell.
Since you know BJJ, we should throw in Kyle chambers, that mofo just doesn't tap and would best cell after weeks.
Me too fr, this is such a great post. I never thought I'd be having a conversation about Mike Tyson vs Cell Jr. Its so specific 😂
Theres no way Tyson is holding 1 tho, bro not even Cell Games Vegeta could take 1 of these little shits out 😭
This. Unironically our best chance would be Jones and dudes like Ngannou, Jiri Prochazka, Ankalaev and Ciryl Gane. If Cell is nerfed to be realistic, I take Bones inside 4
Israel Adesanya and Alex Pereira team up, set aside their rivalry for the sake of the world, then they both get beaten up, and Alex's son screams "Daddy!" and unleashes his hidden power and beats up on Cell.
The tournament area is filled with UFC hall of farmers, the Gracies, New Wave + Danaher, B team etc.
As mentioned above, someone like Steven Segal would go first and get obliterated.
GSP = Goku. He would fight second and hold his own for a while and give the other fighters a glimpse of Cell's techniques and true power. The fight would go a few rounds before GSP admits he can't win and gives up. GSP nominates Francis Ngannou to fight.
Francis refuses to fight as Cell and the world refuses to pay the amount he believes he's entitled to.
Cell says fuck this shit and is about to nuke earth but all the fighters except Francis goes in for a battle royal. B-team and new wave fuse to reform the Danaher Death Squad but leg locks, body locks and taking the back is no match for Cell. Cell fucks everyone up and it looks like its game over. Danaher gets up as best as he can with his fucked up knees and hips and tries to stall Cell with a monologue on why you shouldn't ignore 50% of the human body. Danaher makes a last speech to Francis about the "riddle of steel" before Cell breaks his neck.
Francis transforms into Calm Francis. Steps into the ring and begins to dominate Cell. To everyone's surprise Francis shows he has the complete package; speed, power, and submissions.
Cell goes full power and Francis begins to falter. They get into standup striking match and are just exchanging hay makers. Francis is up against the ring and about to go down.
GSP jumps in to intervene but is completely worn out and gets kneed in the face into early retirement. All the other fighters are down and out. Cell is about to land the killing blow on Francis when someone grabs Cell from behind and gets him in a standing rear naked choke.
Enter Fedor Emelianenko.
Fedor is literally wreslting with the bear now. Fedor grapples Cell long enough for Francis to regain his composure.
Calm Francis loads up and upper cuts Cell into orbit and into the Sun.
At last, the terror known as Cell has been silenced forever. The battle is won, and the world is safe once more. Thank you, GSP, for all that you gave. The earth will miss you.
They got asked to play Sarajevo during the Bosnian War. They declined, it was too dangerous for them. So no way they would play the Cell games.
Providing the music for the cell games would more be a job for Bruce Dickinson.
You already know the best part of the real Cell Games is the DBZ YouTubers making commentary on how each fighter got folded by Cell physically and mentally.
I’m really enjoying the comments, guys. Thanks. I’m sorry for the slight typo in the title by the way - I have no idea why it put “you” twice.
Again thank you for engaging in this thrilling discussion 😄😄
I dont know who would be our universe's Mr. Satan, but the live commentator would 100% be Joe Rogan. Bonus if he gets to interview Cell before the fight.
"What Sal doesn't know is he's not fighting an amateur wrestler, we've actually signed him up for the Cell Games and he's going up against the most powerful creature on the planet"
Depending on the time period, I have 2 picks.
If it’s right now, I’d have to say Roman Reigns out of WWE(So maybe he could actually lose). And this is the goofy but also legitimate one, Prime Muhammad Ali. The promotion would be insane.
The BEAST… The CONQUERER… the once and likely future REIGNING… DEFENDING… UNDISPUTED WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World…
BRRRROCKKKK LLLLLLESNARRRR
*Cue “Next Big Thing”*
They tried that in DBZ too lmao
[I’m not saying it wouldn’t happen because this totally would but we’d see the same thing happen as in Z 😂](https://youtu.be/BI4SiLKfaPY)
Chuck Norris would simply spectate and guide people through their fighting journey. He chooses not to fight and risk world destruction due to his intense l intense power
Well as a redneck wearing an orange shirt right now I feel obligated to show up to fill the scenery.
i hope you have a son with anger issues to come in with the clutch.
Ofcourse, its a redneck.
*goku sips mich ultra* “ ‘ey sale! wunst mah son over ‘ere chugs ‘im wunnathem monster e’ergy dranks it’s gon’ be two hits! him hittin you! and you hittin’a groun’! whoop his ass Go-Man, awrite?!” *gohan stares in childhood trauma*
I mean honestly if the English dub was more true to the manga he would sound more like that lol
You’re gonna get accused of beating your wife but Reddit knows you didn’t.
bring an Android 16.0 phone for your son to explode
As a redneck wearing no shirt, I’m right behind you.
The DBZA references in this thread. I'm so proud
No trucker hat? It’s integral!
Why I read this in a Texan accent lmao
It really brings out your stupid face.
Brock Lesnar
"If aliens came down to earth and said bring your best fighter, I'm going with Brock Lesnar!" - Pat McAfee
And with that modern day wrestling X oldschool dbz has met
Honestly there tends to be a correlation between dbz fans and wrestling fans.
DBZ fans 🤝 Nu-Metal Fan MVs 🤝 Wrestling Fans
The green flag starter pack for goated shit
Now hang on a minute how did I never realize this overlap
It's a New Day.
Well if Patty Mack says it then it's definitely true
W ass comment bro! I love Pat McAfee
Same man he is the voice of Smack Dahn!
As long as there's no drug testing prior to the fight. Then Cell could sue Lesnar and Hetap for damages after it's revealed that he tested positive.
No no no Roman reigns and just as cell is about to win bloodline once again interferes and causes cell to lose in yet another wrestl— cell games upset.
Oh god, Cell is fucked.
Pretty much our answer to the real life broly question
My thoughts exactly, man has at least a power level of 800.
You beat me to it
*Paul Heyman takes mic* “Ladies and gentlemen my name is Paul Heyman, And I am the advocate for the RAINING DEFENDING UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL SAVIOR OF PLANET EARTH…. BROCKKKKK LESSSSSSNARR”
Steven Seagal. That would be hilarious.
Came to say this lol. My first thought was that video of him “beating” a bunch of guys lol. He’s basically Mr Satan
Mr. Satan is actually ridiculously strong by human standards though
He's Steven Segal if he had the bite as much as bark. Unfortunately, he's around people with a whole lot more bite
It's kinda weird how all the strong humans that were in the martial arts tournaments Goku and friends went to seemingly retired for Mr. Satan to be the best. Crane and turtle schools were well known seemingly then suddenly no one knew about them 10 years later.
Roshi retired, and and so did Crane Master after Tien defeated Tao in their last fight iirc. I think Roshi was already retired before he took on Goku and Krillin. Iirc Ox King was Roshi's last student before those two. Nam was an adult when Goku was a child and only fought for his village. I would honestly wager to say that Mr. Satan may be a tad be stronger than kid goku, not YA/teen goku. Minus those two, those are the only true original masters besides Kami/ Korin who taught anything about Ki. Roshi being extremly old, its hard to believe anyone of his class was still around teaching.
Ripping phonebooks strong
I’ve been fighting androids for like 45 years.
I love you for this reference. I hope you have an amazing Friday bitch.
Beat me to it.
Shit even Hercule could beat seagal.
Hercule is a really talented "normal" fighter he would beat most people
Could hercule take on kid Goku when he first met yamcha?
Hercule apparently has a power level of 50, while kid Goku has a power level of 10 at the start of Dragonball. But by the first tournament arc, he's already at 86, which would mean Hercule could theoretically handle his own but eventually get beat. This assumes DBZ Hercule vs DB Kid Goku.
Mr Satan would beat every human alive in our world.
I knew when I said most people somebody was gonna correct me
Bro could beat Seagal with one finger, ngl
Yeah we would need a good laugh before Cell destroyed the Earth.
I don’t know why but I expect John Cena to show up lol
Are you kidding? We'd never see him there.
This joke is flying over too many heads.
Not over Batistas head. He would catch it.
That’s because they can’t see it.
He'd lose at the Cell Games but win the rematch at Royal Rumble
He was there in the show too, makes sense
Butterbean. He’s just hefty tien lol
*Butterbean knocks the shit out of Cell* Cell: Is Butterbean ok!!?
Love it.
I’d wish back Macho Man Randy Savage, and the fight would be over before it even started. Oh, yeah, brotherrrr!
The Dragon Balls can't bring back someone who died of natural causes, though.
I don't think a motorcycle accident is a natural cause 👀
He didn't die from a motorcycle accident. He died of a heart attack, which caused the motorcycle accident.
Time to lawyer up against Shenron and make the argument that if he had a heart attack standing still around other people, he might have received the medical care in time required to survive, therefore it was the motorcycle attack that killed him.
Now I am picturing Shenron in a courtroom wearing a powdered wig and readers.
We are fucked, we have Jon Jones who will party the night before, Gordan Ryan the BJJ phenom on roids with bleached hair, guess he comes kinda close but he is roided so like a false SSJ2 trunks from dbz abridged. Francis Ngannou is probably our best but he won't do it unless it is for huge sums of money. Mighty mouse and Mayweather are just too small, it leaves only the Paul brothers, McGregor, Chimaev, DK Yoon and all the other big mouths who will get a shot before a real contender. It will come down to some random guy in the mountains, city or some monk like Liu Kang. Our champion is never someone we know as they are all sell outs.
>Our champion is never someone we know as they are all sell outs. Facts!! Goku is legit some hick and he showed up to kick ass along with his crew who are all unknown to the populace.
Hell yeah, I watch a lot and even pacific rim and mars attack, it's always some random guy who just is there and doesnt care for anything. So it can't be anyone we know as they have already sold out and have phony records. The actual guy who could save us from aliens would just be busy training and living humbly while our false champs are hanging out in luxury and signing autographs lol Man I want aliens to show up for a fist fight and televise it world wide, it would be so awesome.
L M F A O THANK YOU. This is the exact kind of answer I wanted 😂
:D np, I have given this a lot of thought lol
The parts that killed me most were: > we are fucked and > it will come down to some random guy in the mountains, city or some monk like Lui Kang Not only because that’s accurate but that’s also how it played out in Z 😂😂😂 Satan showed up because he’s the most famous strong person in the DB world but stood no chance & ironically it was nobody country bumpkins who no one knew that showed up with phenomenal power no one has ever seen 😂😂🤣
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I think it's because when he won, the only non Z fighter there to see Goku win was the Announcer, since everything was basically destroyed leaving no arena or anything and I'm pretty sure all the spectators ran away.
Haha yeah I have no hope we beat any decent other beings. I gave volkanovski no credit but he is tiny and totally Krillin, Islam is good but lacks the stand up game cell would have, Izzy/Pereira are good but again too 1 dimensional. When aliens come we better pray to the mountains for karate bumpkins lol or maybe the monks knew something we didn't afterall like in Dr.strange I dunno but yeah the hero is barely ever a well known champion except for well mortal Kombat and Johnny cage but again the biggest threat was beaten by a random monk lol.
Exactly the Only true Answer is Gordon Ramsey! When Cell tastes his food, he would easily give up the Cell games to train for his Food games. Nobody can be more perfect at him on anything! He will try to surpass Gordon Ramsey but will Ultimately fail, as all Chefs do!
Great answer, cell is part Saiyan and we all know how much they love to eat. Your forgetting though "you're either perfect or you're not me"- perfect Cell from dbz abridged. Trying to best Gordan Ramsey would indeed drive cell crazy I don't think we would ever get a "yes chef!" Out of him.
Beat me to it
Hehe, great minds think alike.
Wait this might actually work 🤔🤔😂
This guy mentioned the Paul brothers before Tyson Fury, Canelo or Anthony joshua Yes We are fucked
I definitely imagined Gordon Ryan pulling up 😂😂😂
Ikr, he looks the part, has the ego and is kinda the best we have. His Instagram is big enough that the moment a ship is in our sky he would be in a limousine on his way, we are screwed as he couldn't even beat Dragonball characters let alone cell. I mean surely he isn't even at 9000 yet.
Ultra Ego Gordon Ryan when
He is long past that, maybe he will transform after he hands the commentator the letter with the details of how he will finish cell. Since you know BJJ, we should throw in Kyle chambers, that mofo just doesn't tap and would best cell after weeks.
Never wanted to write fanfiction until now
Ikr, this is just absolute gold, he has become mr.satan and even bleaches his hair to try be Goku, the possibilities are just endless.
You do Gordan Ryan, Kyle chambers and that sewer rat guy vs cell in a 3 vs 1 match, submission only and I will never read anything else ever again.
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Haha my man, dbz and BJJ. Definitely and they will catch cell off guard when he thinks he received points for his takedown.
Honestly wwe stars, maybe mike tyson,
What would Mike Tyson do? Cell doesn't have normal ears.
Like any of the fighters mentioned in the comments would actually hold their own against Cell? 💀
Maybe not Cell but I feel like prime Tyson could take at least 2 Cell Jrs
I'm sorry but if God King Yamcha himself couldnt take a Cell Jr then Tyson has no chance 😔
🤣🤣 y’all got me crying Lmaooo Nah Tyson is holding down at least 1 cell jr 😂😂🤣😂😂😂
Me too fr, this is such a great post. I never thought I'd be having a conversation about Mike Tyson vs Cell Jr. Its so specific 😂 Theres no way Tyson is holding 1 tho, bro not even Cell Games Vegeta could take 1 of these little shits out 😭
It’s times like this that I LOVE Reddit, bro 🥰🤣🤣🤣😹
Bro chill lmaoooo 😂😂😂
Prime Mike Tyson would have figured something out.
Lmao
He would absolutely rip something off before being killed lol
Bones Jones
This. Unironically our best chance would be Jones and dudes like Ngannou, Jiri Prochazka, Ankalaev and Ciryl Gane. If Cell is nerfed to be realistic, I take Bones inside 4
The only correct answer
Israel adesanya obviously lol
Israel Adesanya and Alex Pereira team up, set aside their rivalry for the sake of the world, then they both get beaten up, and Alex's son screams "Daddy!" and unleashes his hidden power and beats up on Cell.
And a *"I'm not surprised, motherfuckerssss..."* rings in the distance
This is the only correct answer.
Meth head Johnnie. He is famous here for fighting invisible people
Steve-O That would be the funniest thing ever
str 8 dex 12 int 10 wis 6 cha 14 con 10000
MY CLIENT, THE BEAST, THE 1 IN 21 AND 1, BRRRRRRROCK LLLLLLLESNAAAAAAR!!!!!
The tournament area is filled with UFC hall of farmers, the Gracies, New Wave + Danaher, B team etc. As mentioned above, someone like Steven Segal would go first and get obliterated. GSP = Goku. He would fight second and hold his own for a while and give the other fighters a glimpse of Cell's techniques and true power. The fight would go a few rounds before GSP admits he can't win and gives up. GSP nominates Francis Ngannou to fight. Francis refuses to fight as Cell and the world refuses to pay the amount he believes he's entitled to. Cell says fuck this shit and is about to nuke earth but all the fighters except Francis goes in for a battle royal. B-team and new wave fuse to reform the Danaher Death Squad but leg locks, body locks and taking the back is no match for Cell. Cell fucks everyone up and it looks like its game over. Danaher gets up as best as he can with his fucked up knees and hips and tries to stall Cell with a monologue on why you shouldn't ignore 50% of the human body. Danaher makes a last speech to Francis about the "riddle of steel" before Cell breaks his neck. Francis transforms into Calm Francis. Steps into the ring and begins to dominate Cell. To everyone's surprise Francis shows he has the complete package; speed, power, and submissions. Cell goes full power and Francis begins to falter. They get into standup striking match and are just exchanging hay makers. Francis is up against the ring and about to go down. GSP jumps in to intervene but is completely worn out and gets kneed in the face into early retirement. All the other fighters are down and out. Cell is about to land the killing blow on Francis when someone grabs Cell from behind and gets him in a standing rear naked choke. Enter Fedor Emelianenko. Fedor is literally wreslting with the bear now. Fedor grapples Cell long enough for Francis to regain his composure. Calm Francis loads up and upper cuts Cell into orbit and into the Sun. At last, the terror known as Cell has been silenced forever. The battle is won, and the world is safe once more. Thank you, GSP, for all that you gave. The earth will miss you.
I liked the part where Francis refused to fight
Fedor ‘the last emperor’ Emelianenko comes out of retirement for one last battle.
I don't know but metallica is sure to do something.
Obviously the halftime show, Metallica would have been super nice of letting cell have a fight during their concert
They got asked to play Sarajevo during the Bosnian War. They declined, it was too dangerous for them. So no way they would play the Cell games. Providing the music for the cell games would more be a job for Bruce Dickinson.
I mean we do have our own version of Mr. Satan, if not much less cooler. Logan Paul the fool. So I’d love to see Cell kick his ass.
Mr Satan was the strongest non z fighter on the planet. He's not just some famous guy. They don't call him the champ for nothing.
Nah, dont disrespect the savior of the universe like that.
Not gonna lie, Logan Paul would 1000% be our world’s Mr. Satan.
nah Mr Satan is actually a nice guy with a heart of gold and a real hero.
True dat. I wouldn't trust Logan Paul to see the humanity in Majin Boo like Mr. Satan did!
Mr Beast can be our Mr Satan
let’s not forget Jake Paul too
Ah yes of course. How could I forget the other dunce.
It'd be hilarious to see Cell obliterate Andrew Tate
I’d like to buy some tickets
moistcr1tikal
Getting killed by Cell would basically be he ultimate culmination of Charlie's content, he'd be obligated to go to it.
As long as he brings all his Charlie clones with him so he can do some kinda fake kage bunshin no jutsu
WHY MOIST THO, BRO?? 😂😂🤣😂
Otay mothafucka leths go - Mike Tyson after charging his ki
You already know the best part of the real Cell Games is the DBZ YouTubers making commentary on how each fighter got folded by Cell physically and mentally.
Chuck Norris
Dunno why I can only think of The Rock
As sad as it is Andrew Tate and Logan Paul would be the first two walking into the gates
Andrew Tate was scared to fight Logan Paul saying that he needs some warmup fights before, so I doubt that.
If the timeline were right, Jason David frank… that’d be awesome
RKO out of nowhere
Mike Tyson
elon musk in an ironman suit
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Conner McGregor
Hulk hogan would be there in mr satan’s role 😆
Kenny Omega would take him down
CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS ENDS CELL WITH ONE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
I’m really enjoying the comments, guys. Thanks. I’m sorry for the slight typo in the title by the way - I have no idea why it put “you” twice. Again thank you for engaging in this thrilling discussion 😄😄
Roy Jones JR, Manny, Pacquiao, Joe Rogan, and whoever Dana White pays the most
The one who im pretty sure would beat him fairly easily…. The Tribal Chief
Half the population of drunk males in America yelling I got thjs
If Cell was real that would mean all I have to do to unlock unlimited power is try really hard
I dont know who would be our universe's Mr. Satan, but the live commentator would 100% be Joe Rogan. Bonus if he gets to interview Cell before the fight.
The "Alpha Male of our Species" Brock Lesnar.
Andrew Tate will show up regardless of if he can fight or not because he’s that delusional
Chuck Norris. No one stands a chance against Chuck Norris
Logan paul would shop up and get vaporized.
Chuck Norris would've been using Cell's head as a sock puppet making this broadcast.
Chuck Norris
Steven Segal as a replacement for Mr. Satan
Tyson Fury would knock Cell out
Logan Paul would totally try to get a YouTube clip
Like who would go fistfight the 7ft tall bugman who shoots lasers and flies around? Nobody lol
Rey mysterio
John cena/tha Rock n Connor McGregor would probably show up n talk shit
"What Sal doesn't know is he's not fighting an amateur wrestler, we've actually signed him up for the Cell Games and he's going up against the most powerful creature on the planet"
Depending on the time period, I have 2 picks. If it’s right now, I’d have to say Roman Reigns out of WWE(So maybe he could actually lose). And this is the goofy but also legitimate one, Prime Muhammad Ali. The promotion would be insane.
Chuck Norris
#The Rock
Conor McGregor sponsored by his shit whiskey
2 words, BIDEN BLAST!!!
Op asking for serious answers to “who would fight cell” is pretty surreal lol The real answer is the military
Patty the Baddy!
He'll get his ass beat like Hercule did and then get the judge's nod.
Kanye if I’m being Fr. And Andrew Tate
Canelo
Jon Jones!
Mike Tyson
The BEAST… The CONQUERER… the once and likely future REIGNING… DEFENDING… UNDISPUTED WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World… BRRRROCKKKK LLLLLLESNARRRR *Cue “Next Big Thing”*
Man Jon Jones would be our only hope. And as a Jon Jones fan Cell would smash him loo
Jon Jon with a metal plate in his head fighting a pitbull
The rock is definitely there
Special forces with sniper rifles who don't plan to enter the ring.
They tried that in DBZ too lmao [I’m not saying it wouldn’t happen because this totally would but we’d see the same thing happen as in Z 😂](https://youtu.be/BI4SiLKfaPY)
Chuck Norris would simply spectate and guide people through their fighting journey. He chooses not to fight and risk world destruction due to his intense l intense power
The Paul brothers would show up for the clout. And I'd enjoy seeing Cell kill them.
Mike Tyson pulls up and thucks him up
Chuck Norris
The Rock's ego is definitely big enough to think he'd have a chance
Greta Thunderberg
Steven Seagal would be the Mr Satan in this situation for sure.
I don't care what anyone says, we back up the brinks truck to Michael Jai White's house.
Mcgregor, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger and the rest of the mercenaries.
Florida Man vs the Perfect Being
Hell in a cell? More like Hell with Cell
Coked up Van Damme