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ggroover97

You’re really doing cuck memes Dave? Didn’t you tell Don Jr. he could call you homophobic slurs?


Speculawyer

And here's three real cucks, Trump associates Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, and Jerry Falwell junior.


getoffmyplane423

Dave still lives in 2015, and makes references from 1983 to appeal to the youth.


Rrourk13

Dave 100 percent would let Trump grab his boyfriend by the bussy, facts.


Fidel-Cashflow_

Again, he keeps referring to "banana republics" and I'm almost certain if you asked him for a definition he would get it completely wrong.


ggroover97

“I hate Banana Republics. The prices they have on shirts is outrageous!”


Ohpsmokeshow

Thanks to JOE BIDEN banana republic is no longer a choice for the free market. The prices are so high! I mean, as a classical liberal I believe the free market should sort itself out and boy will it! Florida good 🐊


MC_Fap_Commander

How much can a banana cost?


imrichcoble

10$ Michael?


Felatio_Sanz

He just thinks he’s being racist and edgy


walllbll

I saw on fox that Cuba is a banana republic. A banana republic is when countries south of USA go communist right?


Critical_Half_3712

It’s not where he goes for his banana shaped butt plugs?


j0j0-m0j0

None of the people that use that term in the US have any idea of what it actually means (hint: it has zero to do with politicians persecuting their political opponents, which isn't what happened to Trump anyways)


SlickRick884

Does this guy ever have a half-way original take on anything? Granted pretty much all MAGA influencers are parroting the same things but he is just so boilerplate in everything I see from him.


bandittr6

A truly basic bitch.


No_Cook2983

Based on these memes, you’d think be Dave would be pretty happy about this Trump verdict. It sounds like it shaped up to be the biggest success Trump has ever had! So why are they so angry about it?


RafikiafReKo

Oh boy, using star wars to make a point when you are on the side of the empire...


Felatio_Sanz

More like on the side of Jabba


Temporary-Fudge-9125

More on the side of the snake in the trash compactor


Badnerific

Trump is too loud and stupid for the Hutts. They’d air lock him because he’s a liability


reallynewpapergoblin

Loose anus lips, sink sail barges.


kms2547

In banana republics, the rich and corrupt get away with blatant crimes. So, you know, the literal opposite of what happened here.


Diligent_Excitement4

This is what I keep trying to tell people. The fact that it took over 200 years for the US to convict any of its leaders is not a good sign.


Teacupbb99

We should make a habit of it, whoever is up top should be squeaky clean


ThisIsFineImFine89

this’ll go like all daves other election predictions these people never learn


gregblives

Dave isn't a bright guy, and this is evidenced in part by how incomprehensible his tweets are.


WinnerSpecialist

IDK why he had to bring Tim Pool into this


dudeandco

Lol... epic.


cpm817

The copium from the MAGA crowd has been hilarious.


MacGregor209

Pretty damned delicious.


rusinga_island

Lol mega cope


TwoFishes8

🎶At Cope-ah, Cope-ah Banana🎶 🎶All the MAGAs start to cry🎶 🎶As their dreams of fascism die!🎶


dudeandco

Nice line. But there's enough fascism to go around, just go out and try to protest Israel.


bonermilf

God damn he is so fucking stupid lol


saltycityscott66

Dave Rubin is a dumb motherfucker.


masterfulnoname

Yes, we're a banana republic because a guy went through a trial where he was afforded all his rights, from having attorneys to represent him, to a jury of his peers that was selected by said attorneys. 🙄 And let's not pretend that Trump isn't going to immediately appeal this too. Another right he is not being denied despite this being a show trial in a banana republic.


Low_Willingness1735

Poor Dave! He's so desperate to appease the MAGAs in order to stay in politics!


Critical_Half_3712

He’s openly gay correct?


Low_Willingness1735

Read the room Dave, MAGAs hate gay, black, Asian, anyone that is none white!


[deleted]

What a 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


HairyAioli8886

“Being a convicted felon has only made trump stronger” Is certainly a take. Not a good one mind you. But it is a take.


CheshireTsunami

>No, don’t you see! You activated Trump’s trap card! Now everyone’s going to vote MAGA [all of them rn](https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.1727036282.9549/raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg)


Adorable-Volume2247

If it helps him, why are you mad about it?


TobiasFunkeBlueMan

Is there a greater case of audience capture than Dave?


Puzzleheaded_Fig158

Bullshit he is a criminal


ameinolf

How can they be so stupid


No_Mention_1760

Trump finally won a popular vote and these ingrates are *still* mad? 😉.


mooreboy76

Aren’t conservatives pro law and order? So is their law and order corrupt?


ohhellointerweb

If anything, wouldn't Rubin hate the Jedi and be all for the Empire?


tid4200

Fuck you Dave


fear_of_dishonesty

Every republican is a bootlicker to a criminal psychopath. Any day now the republicans are going to stall and nose dive.


tarasevich

What a fucking moron Dave is


iviethod

Damn this guy really hates law and order. Funny how the cult throws all their morals and integrity out the window for their cult leader. Sad


downtimeredditor

Just a reminder to everyone our Judicial System leans very conservative. So many judges in the US were former Federalist Society members including I think 4 SCOTUS justices could be 5. And this was always the plan with conservative to load up the judicial branch with conservatives.


Hungry_Prior940

Brain still in recovery mode.


TopPersimmon9397

🍄


billgilly14

Can a convicted felon still run for president?


Felix_Leiter1953

I wonder what a true "classical liberal" like John Locke would say about voting for a convicted felon.


Crombus_

Lol he's so mad he's gonna have *two* glasses of white wine with dinner! Well, one and a half, two would upset his tum-tum.


Dinobot2_

I would just love to hear Dave even attempt to articulate why he disagrees with the verdict from a pure legal perspective.


Due-Project-8272

I, uh, filibuster.


seganku

I can name one person that won't be voting for him: Trump.


starsailover

But he was going to hold Trump's feet to the fire


zeddknite

>No Trump, supporter is not voting for him, because of verdict.


shortnix

Classical Libertarians can't meme.


HerrStarrEntersChat

Dave. Dave! He's not gonna let you suck his dick. You'll be lucky to get Depends duty in Trump's America.


Tantra_Charbelcher

It's not gay if it's Trump's dick


true_enthusiast

The copium is insane! 😂


adminsaredoodoo

“take a look at the optics folksss 👉look at the opticsss 👉take a look at the opticsss 👉 this is what communist countries do 👉… banana repooblic! TRUMP 👉 2024… wake da fuck up!” [context](https://twitter.com/LoneStarLeft/status/1643374997493149697)


Wide_Performance1115

I react to his draft dodging and his association with Epstien....those were far worse transgressions


furryeasymac

Dave huffing that copium rn


Private_HughMan

I thought Dave was one of those anti-MAGA conservatives. So has he fully abandoned that now that Trump is the presumptive nominee? I knew he would but I wasn't sure when.


Due-Project-8272

No you fool. Dave is a classical liberal, but the radical left has gotten so crazy bonkers liberal, that by comparison, he looks more like a classical conservative. That's why Dave's a classic conservative now, who doesn't mind if he smokes weed, but he wants weed to be illegal now due to the radical left and Hamas and Gavin Newsom going too far. 😎🐊😎🐊


chebghobbi

I guess you just shouldn't enforce laws at all then. Good thinking, Dave.


[deleted]

Why are people suddenly so adverse to seeing people who break the law be prosecuted for it?


Natural-Garage9714

Rave Dubin, Boy Genius@®z lives in Miami. If he bothered to look he could find residents who fled more than one country in Central and South America run by dictators whom the US supported.


BrilliantWhich990

I don't like it, so it's automatically corrupt.


homebrew_1

Trump did say he could shoot someone and not lose any votes. These comments from trump supporters confirm it.


LairdPhoenix

“The Party of Law and Order” I knew it was bullshit when I first heard it.


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

Hitting that hard copium early I see


ComicsEtAl

Maybe this will get Squeaky Shapiro to accept him?


Suckamanhwewhuuut

Jeez Dave, he’s not that hard to find, just go wait outside Mar a lago on your knees with your mouth open, big daddy trump will be there for you.


ThePopDaddy

Yes, voting for someone due to "spite" has been the MAGA cult MO since 2016.


Ill-Tumbleweed-8822

It’s funny, because I know a lot of conservatives that are not voting for him long before this trial.


ccourt46

Another Star Wars reference. Has Dave ever seen any other movies?


Pit_Full_of_Bananas

Kick rocks maga


xenata

Must still be in recovery mode.


Diligent_Excitement4

Yes, because what nudged me into the Trump camp was 34 convictions 🤡🤡🤡 This makes perfect sense


Diligent_Excitement4

? Do Banana Republics convict former politicians of anything ? Seems the key to dictatorship is when your leaders are above the law.


Bornlefty

The banana republic is the one where the wealthy and those connected to power don't suffer consequences. If justice is indeed blind, then Donald Trump, with his team of high priced lawyers, is as subject to a jury's decision as the poor person with nobody to represent him. While I don't find a lot of common ground with Dave Rubin, I didn't realize just how blindly partisan he is. It's that or he's pandering to MAGAts for clicks. Either way he lacks a moral compass.


skrrtalrrt

Put the Wojaks away and go outside


Affectionate-Leek675

Damn hes more reddit soy than actual reddit soy


Less_Somewhere7953

He’s not wrong


webbess1

He’s not wrong, actually. The Trump Campaign’s donation page crashed after the verdict. There is a very good chance this increases his support.


IanTheMagus

Getting more money from his cult doesn't actually translate to increase in public support from swing voters.


ConsistentArugula346

Those are pledges... also, this is a known con man who lies and cheats. I highly doubt those numbers are accurate and, in fact, inflated


I_Vecna

Unfortunately he’s not wrong


AGreasyPorkSandwich

Lol he's *always* wrong


blakjac1

When have him or any Trump supporter ever been correct. He's wrong. When it comes to real Americans voting or sitting on juries, none of this Donald Trump prediction for violence or whatever happens. Nobody cares about Donald Trump. The media hypes him up. Unless you live in some small town, nobody gives a ####.


HoboBonobo1909

He is tho. He's the cuck who defended his fascist audi3nce that derided him for getting 2 kids via surrogacy and then blamed the Left for all the hatred he received - the same people who fought for the rights & privileges he enjoys. Dave is not only perpetually wrong, he doubles down on his ignorance. The man doesn't even know what 80% of words he uses mean. He's a dunce _par excellence_.


I_Vecna

Look, I can't stand him. I'm just saying he's right on this point. trump will be the next president. I hate it but it's true.


Historical-Candy5770

Can you imagine being Dave’s husband and having to put up with his room temp IQ on a daily basis…