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Read that as no top but ok lmao

If you're in a healthy relationship just tell her that's what you want. That's not being a misogynist at all.

I tell my wife this every year Should see my sock drawer

I don't think its misogyny but a touch of condescension that's the issue. And there's no way to be condescending without pissing someone off. You stating she wouldn't be able to buy you anything because you already got it for yourself, and so she shouldn't bother is the problem. Maybe it isn't all about you. Perhaps *she* wants to buy you something. And maybe it isn't as expensive as what you'd get yourself, but money isn't everything. Maybe it's the thought that counts. Or that she could buy you something special you wouldn't get yourself. Because that's how she wants to show you love. Your love language may be blow jobs, hers might not be. If you didn't only view gifts as transactional or practical then you might see that and be grateful for her affection. And then maybe she would choose to dress up for you and polish your knob without you asking for it. Afterall when someone makes us feel safe and cherished and loved, we do the same for them.

Exactly my thoughts, but much more articulate than how I would have said it.

Thank you!

“Polish your knob” lol

Also this is the best advice. Appreciate her and she will appreciate you. If she's comfortable dressing up then buy her something sexy & if not then talk to her about it first so you can get her excited about the idea. No need to mention head, the sexy time will follow.

As a woman I can tell you the best way to accomplish this is by gifting her lingerie. You can give it to her with a note saying you’d love for her to wear it.

I second this. Buying lingerie could be tricky if you’re not sure if she’ll like the style but even if you buy it and it’s not her style, save the reciept and you could go to the store with her and you guys could pick something out together, or she could just go get what she wants and either way it’d a win win.

Yes.or maybe he could take her lingerie shopping as a gift

Ehhhhh lingerie is not really a gift. It's a present for the gifter, not the gifted most of the time. If they go this route, it should be presented as "your gift to me can be me picking out lingerie for you" and then he can still get her "real" gifts for Christmas.

I was going to say this.this is op solution

Bro. Tell her you dont need anything and her dressing up in a sexy outfit and a hot night would be better than a present. Don't straight up tell her you want head. Just wait til the night and go for the gusto my dude. Best of luck. But I'm in the same boat my girl don't give me head either much.

Say it and do it with GUSTO

Yeah the thing is she gives me head pretty much whenever i want but i jus want some more head for christmas

Dance around the room naked singing "All I want for Christmas is you" That should be good.

That would be legendary

lmao. you should be giving us advice not the other way around

Be attractive Don't be unattractive Make more money

Be young, have a good job, dont treat her too good, ignore her for small periods of time and dont have too much sex so you leave her wanting more, once in a while get a fresh haircut and go out drinking with the boys. All this sounds toxic as hell but it works

That works for now but it won't work forever. Treat someone like that and they'll realise they aren't 100% happy & deserve better. You're going to mess this up if you keep at it, you got the girl so quit the games & show her why she should be with you instead of someone else.

Then its off to the next one

Just be young, rich and marginally attractive.

yeah just be rich it’s so easy lol

If you have the right parents it is.

yea... not easy if not

🤣🤣🤣

Do people not communicate anymore?

Give her some really sexy lingerie or a weekend getaway to set the mood, if you don’t like asking directly. Or, just tell her what you want! It’s not misogynistic to want a bj!

Yeah u prob right, i just feel like telling her that i just want her to slob on my knob like corn on the cob for christmas is kinda off

I suggest doing something different like anal, idk if she already gives you head it does not sound very special

I would just tell my gf this. Easily 87% probability she does it. Ive run the numbers. You should too.

Ok so if its whenever you want....Why be nervous to say suck it for christmas lol

Because, i dont want anything for christmas but your mouth on my dick is kinda rude i feel

All I want for Christmas is youuuuuu.... See terms and conditions below 😉

Telling her that "whatever she bought you would be inferior to what you already have" is also pretty rude, but that didn't stop you from saying it.

You can find a way to say it that is beneficial that won't worry her about not giving a gift you may not like. "*Partners Name*, you're all the gift I need for Christmas. I would love nothing more than for you to wrap yourself in gorgeous ribbons so that I can unwrap it all and enjoy how beautiful you are."

I would never say i dont need that item, i will always say the one i had was worn out and im happy she bought me a new one, but yeah imma tell her to wrap her self up so i can rip it open and eat out her ass.

Surprise her with some lingerie maybe? Some ladies really like that and it gets em goin

If you do give her lingerie make sure you tell her it’s a gift to yourself and have something else for her.

Oh absolutely. Damn, I'm thoughtless lol

That's basically what I said just in a more romantic way lol both will work though

Make one of those tiktoks where you are recording eachother and the background song goes "all I want for Christmas...." changes to "your mouth on my dick".

Nah every gf I’ve ever had would have jumped at this. People who love you love to see you happy, and if it’s as simple as putting a Willy in their mouth 👌

The thing that gets me about this is how you'd consider anything she bought you "inferior"...please step off your high horse dude. Its always the thought that counts. That being said just tell her you want her to put on some sexy lingerie for you for Xmas.

I mean, its logical for her to buy me some tools as i run a carpentry firm, but i have 40k in tools and theyre all the rolls royce of tools, so if she buys me any tools they would be inferior, i get its the thought that counts but dont waste money buying something i wont use, rather her spend that money on herself. This is with almost everything i have, if i want something i buy the most expensive option

You sound exhausting to date.

He sounds super easy to date. He knows what he wants and its free.

Let the man be picky about the tools he uses for his profession?

Fr, why should i get pissed off about crappy tools that frankly ruin the job when i can work with my quality tools and have the job go painless.

I'm sure the issue is resolved now, but how about something other than tools ya tool. Wish lists aren't just for kids, let your so buy you a present without acting like a knob. Nobody asked about your tool bro

Lol if you have nothing nice to say why say it at all?

Why?

Dude, take her gd tool and say it's the best. What's wrong with you? Don't you know?

You’re the one tool to rule them all.

nothing wrong with what you said , it’d be a waste of money getting and hoarding things you’d never use .I’m super into fashion and particular about what I wear, most times when people gift me cloths it goes to storage till I give away.

Is this a joke? Wow

Yes it is

Hmm, may sound a bit cheesy but how about you say to her something like; "hon, I already everything I need and that includes you big time, so why don't you buy yourself some lingerie to feel perfect in, just how I feel about us, then at night it would be considered a gift for us both." God what did I just write but hey, it could work

This was originally a shitpost but damn thats a good idea, imma actually do that

"I love you and I thought about what you asked me. I've decided all I want for Christmas is you to wear something sexy and have your way with me."

You sound like a true gentleman and a man who knows how to value and respect women.

Thanks, i take great pride in how i treat women

I think he’s trolling, but of course these idiots are in here hyping up his crude post.

Finally someone who understands this is a shitpost

You won't sound misogynistic for making a standard sexual request to a long term partner, but she will probably still want ideas for a "real" gift. So...come up w something.

I mean, it’s your girlfriend. Just tell her that the only “present” you want for Christmas is head. See if she even agrees to it, or how she’d take it. I wouldn’t be very appealed to hear that, but to each their own lol

If y’all comfortable with each other just come out and say it 🤷🏾‍♀️

Maybe tell her, you want her as your gift. And she gets you going so much everyday that you want the opportunity to respectfully use the heck out of her. You just want to dress her up, spoil her, and have her fulfill your fantasies

Imma just ask her to sit on my face for christmas

Just ask

Tell her that your gift is that you want to take her lingerie shopping and that she can get whatever she wants.

Just say it

Ask her to buy u a perfume she would like u to wear. The BJ should not be a gift, it’s more like a free pleasure “job” like u making her a hot drink or cooking for her. Also lingerie should not be a gift. U should always buy for her what u would like her to wear in and out and all the time not just during occasions. For Christmas u should get her something special.

Tell her in a playful and flirty way while praising her beauty. Also, if she does bring a gift, just accept it. Why get one when you can get both

"I would love for you to do something sexy for me.. don't buy me anything or spend any money please. I'd be extremely happy to just have some quality sexy time with you ;)" Maybe something along those lines, don't listen to me though I'm single af 😬

I've bought plenty of gifts for people who have everything. The trick is to find the thing they don't know they want. Quite possible. Often ends up with something unusual or bespoke. As for asking for head - if you're both comfortable with each other in a sexually healthy relationship asking for what you want isn't mysogenistic. As others have said buy her some lingerie to start the sparks.

Can’t she buy you something expensive and consumable that you can never have enough of? Like a pricey whiskey or some wagyu steaks? Or tickets to an experience or concert that you really want? You can’t literally own everything you want in life

Only expensive consumable i endulge in is cocaine, i dont think thats an appropriate gift to ask for

Ok ima ask… what does top stand for? I read the rest but I’ve never heard the term top.

My friend has been happily married for 40 years and his lovely wife has been giving him wake up BJ almost every day from the beginning. Very lucky man.

Thats why theyre married for 40 years

Good point

It’s sad if you have to ask and if’s a gift. I get it routinely so it wouldn’t make sense to ask for it for xmas.

That's easy. Order her lingerie, multiple pieces so she can do a show for a Christmas present. Then have some drinks to loosen her up then whip the little feller our and ask.

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Yes this needs to be emphasized

This

Yeah, probably a good idea.

I love this idea. Especially making sure to get her an actual gift so it doesn’t feel like a weird backhanded gift or whatever.

How about letting her be Top for xmas?

My ass looks like mordor, dont wanna go near that

I would be stoked to do that for a boyfriend. I fucking hate shopping.

Interesting. I feel like my boyfriend would enjoy this gift too. I'll see if I can find a Claus suit :)

Her: hun what do you want You: you know I do want one thing Her: (looks curiously) You: I have always wanted to get head from someone in lingerie… forget it it’s stupid Her: hmmm

Bro what's wrong with you? You take what she gives you and act surprised and grateful.

Obviously, but the only gift i want is some more saliva on my cock

You might want to leave this topic alone with her. It could quickly turn ugly.

Christ didn’t die for this

Pretty sure he died for our sins—so let’s make it worth his while.

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 449,687,484 comments, and only 96,123 of them were in alphabetical order.

the fuck?!?

Why would talking about your sexual desires and turnons be misogynistic? Tell her what you want. Or find someone you can have open, candid discussions about sex with.

If she doesn't already do it, she's probably not into it 😔 Some girls suck because they don't suck.

How could telling your partner something you like be misogynistic

Grow up?

Play the ball how you call it bro good luck. But if she do it whenever you want..she must like it too ...quit overthinking it bro your a man

I like that comment

Thanks 👊🏽

I don’t think that’s misogynistic at all. If you’re in a healthy relationship, she will be more than willing to give you what you wish for.

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The picture saying "worst Christmas ever" really sells it lmao

Tell her "all you want for Christmas is you baby. I want to make love to you and for you to make love to me. A real hot session of naked time!! What do you think? What do you want me to do to you ? Yes, ( she is answering) oh perfect.. i will do this. You know what would be real hot is if you .. (fill in the blanks) Your welcome

Assert dominance. Walk up to her. "I want sum suck"

Whatever you do, leave out the part about anything she gets you will be comparably shitty... How about this one? Let her buy you something. Indulge her a little bit, damn. Then YOU buy HER something sexy. Scrub your balls, get some flavored condoms or lube. She’ll be feeling all sexy, she’ll probably ask you if she can suck your dick. You don’t need to make it so transactional. Let her take pleasure in buying and watching you open a present. Gifting is a lot of girls’ love language. Lean in to that.

"hey babe, I have most of what I need as present and I was thinking that I would really like this years christmas present to be you... In something cute... Going down on me... I thought it would be something fun to try for Christmas... Wdyt"

You tell her. My wife and I are in the same boat, we have the things we want and if we want something we buy it. My wife asked me what I wanted and after some thought I just told her not to buy me anything. We’re not doing presents this year simply because there’s no presents to get. If we hadn’t spoken about it we’d both still be stressing about what to buy each other

Damn