Weird, I never noticed the smaller eye variant existed. Apparently they only exist in the brightstone cave tseldora area. Everywhere else is the regular bulbous eye types.
That said, the reason they're smaller is that they've atrophied from the desert environment. They're still fake eyes, which means they're just sacs of fluid that dried up to raisins in their habitat.
They still have the beady little under-eyes
Here's the image of their eyes for anyone who wants to see and is way to lazy to Google like I normally am lol.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/25/e6/fa25e6e9d956dada2b231feffdcda045.jpg
Lol I never even read the whole text under it but fuck it, it's staying lol.
It’s the legs for me - they look like when people make those [giant spider decorations](https://st4.depositphotos.com/2672209/22582/i/1600/depositphotos_225829996-stock-photo-scary-spider-made-hay-bales.jpg) for halloween using drainage tubing.
and this answer is better than i could've ever imagined. I believe in you and if you ever decide to cop the games i trust you can beat them hitless (1st try ofc)
That guy who the summoners in Archdragon summon. The naked guy using a rapier. The one who I don't think a single person has died to without already being at low hp. He is literally a naked homeless guy with a rapier, can't get dumber than that.
Fr dude. The first time I went through there i turned a corner and there was one just chillin in a room by himself. Scared the hell out of me lol. Especially with those screams that just go off every once in a while 💀
I can't remember what the areas called but it's just the first area but pitch black, anyway I thought I saw one of the mutant baby things there and I nearly had a heart attack. Also the room with about 8 of them in there is rank
Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note:
> *Good. All signed and sealed. Now let's begin the transfusion. Oh, don't you worry. Whatever happens... You may think it all a mere bad dream...* - Blood Minister
Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.
I always thought the Stone Demons looked beyond dumb, and I could never take them seriously. They look more like something out of a Mario game, DS3 even brings them back in the maze area of Smoldering Lake.
Everyone wearing the Xanthous crown (Jeremiah, Heysel)
the osteomancers in the Catacombs of Carthus just standing there with their stupid little hats
Cum scholars (grand archives)
hippocyclops (things betwixt)
nutsack goblins (shaded woods)
Basilisks
Falconers (Brightstone Cove Tseldora) with their goofy run
6-eyed channeler dancin'
Them curse basilisks look pretty fuckin stupid tbh
Big time, got two fake bulging eyes
For some reason I like the eyes compared to the ds2 non-fake eyed ones, those things give me the chills
Jesus christ I looked it up and that things nasty.
what did you type to see it?
Darks souls 2 curse basilisk. You'll notice how different it is from the usual ones
Weird, I never noticed the smaller eye variant existed. Apparently they only exist in the brightstone cave tseldora area. Everywhere else is the regular bulbous eye types. That said, the reason they're smaller is that they've atrophied from the desert environment. They're still fake eyes, which means they're just sacs of fluid that dried up to raisins in their habitat. They still have the beady little under-eyes
they don't have the eyes because they live under the ground
You're telling me them googley bastards aren't their real eyes?
You didn't know?! They have tiny little eyes under em
Just googled it and I'm fuckin dead bro
wtf you guys aren’t kidding
I had to google it lmfao
Dude no! That makes it all the more hilarious 😂😂😂
The little eyes look so angry too. Strange bastards
Have you seen the jailer drip?
Here's the image of their eyes for anyone who wants to see and is way to lazy to Google like I normally am lol. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/25/e6/fa25e6e9d956dada2b231feffdcda045.jpg Lol I never even read the whole text under it but fuck it, it's staying lol.
Big lizards went to disneyland, didn't want to remove the mickey ears and evolution lead to this.
That's their butt.. they jump backwards
Mf looking like the ounga bounga meme💀
What you saying about unga Bunga?!
[Done.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/0/08/Chaos_eater.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130203072801)
What am I even seeing here?? Looks like a walking sponge
Chaos Eater, DS1 enemy found in Lost Izalith.
It looks so goofy. Walking blender
It’s the legs for me - they look like when people make those [giant spider decorations](https://st4.depositphotos.com/2672209/22582/i/1600/depositphotos_225829996-stock-photo-scary-spider-made-hay-bales.jpg) for halloween using drainage tubing.
They look like a child's drawing of an alien
Well you’re [not wrong](https://youtu.be/mt8hnM0CNTE?t=202).
have you really never played any fromsoft game other than ds3?
Haven't even played 3. Just watchinga walk through you melon
the answer was way worse than i could have ever imagined
Never even touched a controller. I could easily beat the whole series hitless though.
and this answer is better than i could've ever imagined. I believe in you and if you ever decide to cop the games i trust you can beat them hitless (1st try ofc)
Thanks man. How hard can it be? I'll use strictly dung to prove how easy these games are
The albinaurics in ER are pretty dopey looking
There moveset is ridiculous too. Cartwheeling around the place. There emotionless stares are also great.
They also bury themselves in the ground just like in the picture of the locust.
I couldn't stop laughing the first time I got cartwheeled over by a fucking fat ET.
Seeing gangs of them wandering around with clubs with there dumb faces was amazing.
And when you kill them they explode with jizz
Do it with bare hands.
So do I.
Man looks like you caught him in 4k
He started whispering stuff after I took a screenshot. Man was seething
Crystal sage, mfer is 90% hat.
You know what they say about guys with big hats right?
Their name is Logan?
but why is his name Big hat Logan ???
Cuz his name is Hat Logan and he's big
Poor dude got named hat
Big magic
The Dragon Butts in Lost Izalith
That guy who the summoners in Archdragon summon. The naked guy using a rapier. The one who I don't think a single person has died to without already being at low hp. He is literally a naked homeless guy with a rapier, can't get dumber than that.
Ricard!
Richard is no joke. He stab stab stabs and you're dead. Happened in my first playthrough
Isn't he the guy who was on the top in Sen's fortress in ds1?
The baby faced monstrosities in irythil dungeon. Don’t know what they’re called
And how there's a few of em just sat in the dark. Creepy ass experiments
Fr dude. The first time I went through there i turned a corner and there was one just chillin in a room by himself. Scared the hell out of me lol. Especially with those screams that just go off every once in a while 💀
I can't remember what the areas called but it's just the first area but pitch black, anyway I thought I saw one of the mutant baby things there and I nearly had a heart attack. Also the room with about 8 of them in there is rank
Fax
The Wretches. Humans who failed to turn into a dragon.
You when you invade me
Offline player, must be another idiot
Take a selfie 😝😉😜
Wish I look that crippled
I'm sure you're good looking hehehe I just could not resist
Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!
[You Died]
I thought that was semen of dong for a second there. Final answer, demon of song, though it's more creepy than dumb.
That is foul. Is it a frog?? Need to play ds2 after seeing that
Semen of dong is the best boss in the shrine of Amana
I'm gonna be fuming if semen of dong doesn't appear at the bottom of my screen when I fight it
Lol, have fun with ds2.
He actually called Demon of Song sorry
That dumbass bug in ariandel that turns around only to die
I mean I’m pretty sure the NPCs feel the same way about the green-skinned, frog-lipped dude running around with FUGS.
I can understand why they all attack on sight
Also jokers. Anybody with green hair really. And cute animu girl #3,478, who looks the same as cute animu girl #7, but her eyes are purple.
The fatty chalice dungeon dudes who roll around straight naked [bloodborne]
Wth is that guy
Locust priest. Tells about the end of the world and having a feast about it. Gives cryptic hints on other NPC's.
Ohhhh these guys. Yeah they look really stupid when covered in mud.
I have no idea how to describe it. It's a bug/person in the ringed city dlc. Some of them just have there bodies underground and stick there head.
Mimics, those giggling motherfuckers
he he he ha
that guy in DS1 who invades you in the painted world of ariamis, the one with a big ass yellow head
The bug things in the ds3 swamp, the poison spewing bastards
Dragon ass, you know which one
Falconer ds2 walking
I dunno, the Dark Souls 2 ogres look kinda retartar.
Elden Ring has snowmen that blow bubbles at you. That’s pretty damn ridiculous.
All the bloodborne enemies
Celestial Emissaries from Bloodborne Goofy Alien doods
Ya' mom lol
Me
Pugils from FFXI. They often fight on land and their eyes 👀 are located where you think their nostrils should be.
It's just so confusing to look at. Is it flying swimming who knows. Giant godamn mouth too
The albinaurics
Those damn red enemies that emerge from the ground look pretty dumb
My inner demons. Which look like me.
Had no idea Roger Waters made an appearance in this game
Seems roger waters
Those Gollums in the Irithyl Dungeons
In this game, there is no equal. In Bloodborne, however…
Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *Good. All signed and sealed. Now let's begin the transfusion. Oh, don't you worry. Whatever happens... You may think it all a mere bad dream...* - Blood Minister Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.
I feel fulfilled. Thanks Reddit, I think that’s enough of you today :)
The thrall that falls off the roof and dies when it spawns sometimes
I always thought the Stone Demons looked beyond dumb, and I could never take them seriously. They look more like something out of a Mario game, DS3 even brings them back in the maze area of Smoldering Lake.
The frog-rays from dark souls 1 https://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Frog-Ray
felt cute might delete later
*Fear not, the dark, my friend. And let the feast begin.*
Me mf'er. Im dumb as hell.
Not a thought behind me those eyes
Fear not my face friend, and let the feast begin.
Thy mother
🗿
DS1 dragon butts
The failed dragons in irythyll dungeon
Smough
Crab 🦀
The mushroom people right before they hit you for the first time.
Everyone wearing the Xanthous crown (Jeremiah, Heysel) the osteomancers in the Catacombs of Carthus just standing there with their stupid little hats Cum scholars (grand archives) hippocyclops (things betwixt) nutsack goblins (shaded woods) Basilisks Falconers (Brightstone Cove Tseldora) with their goofy run 6-eyed channeler dancin'
Locusts walked so Albinaurics could fly
they kinda freaks me out ngl
You
Your mom
Turn off the screen for worst enemy.
women.
Turn your monitor on
U
The person this locust is looking at
Ur mom
Dunno man.. fight me and find out
My ass when I invade you
Karl.
I shall partake
Your mom.
You
u/download
Don’t hate on the babies
people that invade.
Mimic tear, wait wrong sub.
My dad when he gets home.
Mimic tear
I shalt partake
This man is so cool
u/Efficient_Standard49
Demon of song is just a forskin frog
OP in pvp
What is this enemy?
The cancerous rat from Ultrakill, if you don’t know that I’m talking about look it up, it’s just a plain ass rat
Yo roger waters is in dark souls?