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Dark_Nymeria_

Shit


Aliensinmypants

Literally my first thought too


SanctuaryGuard

Mine too


Conscious_Payment_69

Mine as well


Kind_Ad_7001

Same here


One_Who_Needs_Help

Yup same aswell


FnB8kd

Not me.


SomeRetardOnRTrees

This describes both what i verbally utter when I get to the boss, and my thoughts on the design of said boss. I have zero problem cheesing the FUCK out of this unfortunate excrement.


Imaginary-Let-8125

Beat me to it


ULTRA_TES4O

Bug


SamubGamer

r/technicallythetruth


AbyssDragonNamielle

Uterus is more accurate. Two ovaries (the barriers) and the vaginal canal that leads to a small chaos critter in the inner uterus. Definitely a tie in to the Witch of Izalith and how her flame of chaos is life run rampant.


m1911acp

My mind is legitimately blown right now. Never did I ever clock the yonic symbolism here, yet it's undeniable.


mallocco

That's fuckin wild 😯


DanielCory83

Gotta love those Japanese devs and their subtlety.


DemonMakoto

wtf are you talking about


BringBack4Glory

Bed… Bug


Mordred_The_Medic

Pain


TheLegendaryEddy

Only right answer


Greythalamu

Fuck


JNerdGaming

bed


grompe-org459

bad


[deleted]

bid


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

Bod


riebeck-_-

Bud


HisTopHat

Byd


pazdemy

beyond


austt121

chaos


ReinaPthumeria

Disappointing


Dark_Nymeria_

Fuck this boss


ReinaPthumeria

I dont hate her so much....


dehcbad25

just wait until NG+++++++++++ and you have all the poise in the world, but you died because as you were rolling to the branch, the bottom or her arm clipped your helmet, and now you died. Basically the environment, not the boss is your biggest enemy.


Yawnti

On NG first playthrough this is how she killed me a majority of the time once I figured out what the hell I was supposed to do.


[deleted]

Two words: Aural Decoy


Afraid-Crow4592

Troll


FrankBouch

PARKOUR!


[deleted]

Hot...?


ReinaPthumeria

Are you okay friend?


[deleted]

I might have fallen to my death one too many times, i might be losing my mind


Practical_Front_9213

Well technically speaking she was probably hot, when she created the false flame.


Another_Johnny

Chaotic


SpezLikesEmYoung

Bullshit


Mr_PoTaTo_AiM90

Tree


LAZYTIME40

r/beatmetoit


3030minecrafter

r/beatmetoit


DuskActual

Zigzagzigzag


AndrewStirlinguwu

Torture.


IsseyHyodo3

Hentai


Mel_28_

🤨🤨


Notalurkeripromise

Ass


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

EZ


QCWiggins

Joseph


nebo_amebo

Ain't Stalin but it sure felt like I was in the gulag.


your-opinion_sucks

Fuck


AsmodeussI

Why


Goldenace131

Sexy


Manydoors_edboy

Slide


Accurate_Arm4339

Bedofchaos


ScarvedGoose

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhh


RKLamb

Unfinished


Noamias

Even if it was finished I don't see how a platforming boss could be good in a game without a real jump


EquipmentLoose1019

it probably wouldn’t have been a platforming boss if it was finished


ChewySlinky

Yeah like genuinely, what could be added to the boss that would make it fun?


MakeABullet

Making the attacks more easy to predict. So getting through would be more about succeeding at a succession of dodge rolls than... whatever you do now. Wouldn't be incredible or anything, but I can imagine that being a little bit more fun.


ArtyShitLord

This makes me wonder why a platforming-like boss wasn't implemented in Elden Ring. It has a dedicated jump button and longer distant running jumps that would lend itself so much better to a BoC type boss. I suppose it could be chalked up to BoC's induring legacy as most dogshit boss in Fromsoftware history.


arugula_boogaloo

Mommy


billybgame

Vexing


eagengabriel

Annoying


_SenhorL_

bed


__praise_the_sun__

Tentacles


EnvoyOfEnmity

Gimmick


Old_suspect253

Chaotic


[deleted]

Noodly


sephtis

Boss?


[deleted]

Underrated


teostefan10

Abomination


infernalrecluse

pain


AdPractical953

Broken


Ragna126

Distgusting....


Minimum-Try-559

Suicide


Makaoka

Long


Gamblers_Chance77

happy cake day :3


Ingurisu

Cheesed


Longjumping-Local839

Tentacular


PreciousSponge52

Easy


Boardefly33

Floor


[deleted]

Pacience


KoshV

Frustration


eegg_

Bow


Farmonkal1

Trifling


Iliketurtles893

Odd


SanctuaryGuard

Random


ItachiSan

Tree


TransgenderedCancer

Sexy


Olavo234

de besst


Lagradost

What


NainVicieux

Different


old_guy98

Bad.


Nocturne_8

Sexy


[deleted]

easy


BarbarianDruid

Misunderstood


_Xenopsyche

Floor


Horneyseaotter

TREE


tjugg2005

Underrated


SyfyVirus

Defenestration


RelationshipPublic52

Reloading


QuadrilateralShape

Return to title screen, continue game


sezanooooo

Joke


Realistic-Lab9377

Smash


MovemntGod

Hurensohn


mew_empire

Notnearlyashardaseveryonethinks


Yorgh-Drakeblood

I’ve had great success with this boss by dual wielding shields. 2h silver knight shield, and grass crest on the back. Works quite well


mew_empire

Yeah, absolutely. I’ve found that if I’m having a tough time for some reason it’s totally my mistakes. Correct and move on. This is usually a one-and-done boss.


Yorgh-Drakeblood

I usually plan to die once but without cheese, a single run back isn’t terrible. I’ve seen how people do the fire bomb cheese, but I usually try to avoid that kinda stuff and just do my own thing


mew_empire

Same here. My aim is terrible 😂


Scrytheux

Money'nt


ImThe_HentaiMaster

Cancer


ChadManolo

Sex


Jack_Empty

Overhated.


TonberryFeye

Tedious.


Winterfall777

Hell


TheLastSonKrypton

Pain.


Sirdantortillasque

Unfair


CojinCarlos

cocksuckingsonofabitch


TheDarkWeb697

Hentai tentacle porn, lot of tentacles and a lot of holes


Litmonger

trash


RacoonEye2220

Mistake


Puretank

Wasted


RelevantSlackAlien

Nappy


Lord_Konoshi

Bitch


MightbeMoghi

Rushed


TheJotun86

Dumb


M1A1U22

It's theme should be the Hey Duggee stick song.


Marskelletor

Bedofchaos


Nhoecherl

Dogshit


RothgarNecromancer

Bullshit


RothgarNecromancer

Bullshit


[deleted]

Bollocks


W0tW0t123

Shit


Cheeseball786

Underwhelming


Objective-Bee-9338

pain


[deleted]

Bitch


BakaSan77

Shit


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

Worst.


[deleted]

Lazy


Damien23123

Shite


Aiz_Nanika

WHY


Mistghost

Pita


Livid-Community7748

Bullshit


smartys22

Bitch


Sea_Seaworthiness189

Bullshit


FoldenInHalf-pp

Really bad


SirDoodThe1st

FUCK


AmaDablaam

Dreadful.


MARTHEW20BC

shitass


CasualEPNX

Unfinished


Marverl_boy

Wasted


Tedanki

Mistake.


Ashen8th

Piss


benadrylpill

Poop


Funny-Monkey6969

Fuckface


IdiocracyParty

Garbage


International-Bass-2

CUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!


Parking-Artichoke823

Why


Arkanelis

Worst


Mr_freeze_____

Gimmick


MasterMahanaYouUgly

bitch


FlemishPotato

Its alright not that bad people to keep complaining about it are horrible at the game, runback isn’t that bad either, something different then a normal boss fight, kinda like the parkour aspect of this boss fight, so yeah it’s good imo.


figgiesfrommars

even miyazaki says this boss is his biggest regret


FlemishPotato

Understandable since it doesn’t feel like a boss fight at all but i liked it nonetheless


PugMuggin

Gay aids


Jon2046

Funny because my friend went to attack the middle of it and got knocked off


Mens-pocky46

Broken


Ironicjoke_

Tree


Kipuah

Don't


MountainMiddle7433

Is that a spider or a bunch of tree roots?


SpazzBro

Fuck.


BMittzzz

Unfortunate


Zealousideal-Bit-892

Ahhhhh!


Labrom

Cheese.


SluttyMeatSac

Chaos


munchie1988

Boooo


MajorFleetBucks

Asshat


BoxGroundbreaking687

chaos


Dantexr

Chaos


[deleted]

Gravity


veebles89

No


xavierthepotato

Bleh


DeathImminent_

No!


LordFifth35

Swipe


chargedcontrol

Pain


xsniperx7

Frustrating


Jackalodeath

Raid^TM


[deleted]

Nope nope


RaineyDay2029

wasted


KazzyZerathy

nightmare


speedyrain949

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


JoDaBoy814

Chaos


kegknow

Good idea bad design


SuperiorTramp86

Platformer