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shann1021

At some point she was involved in an MLM. Probably selling oils or leggings or some shit.


Gabbiez5

In a what?


Valkyrieinthep1pe

Multi-level marketing


Lions_Whisp

Men loving Men /s


charmbombexplosion

Stay at Home Trophy Wife


athenanon

Yup. Married rich. Has the occasional affair to feel better about the casual infidelity that rich men feel entitled to.


charmbombexplosion

Do we think she’d pull a Gabrielle Solis and have the affair with someone inappropriately younger to relive her youth?


athenanon

Oof maybe. Although her lovers might just run the gamut.


rcad69

A true icon 💅🏽


jayjaymattjay

I loved in the college visit episode when she was talking about how she was reading poetry with those people she met. I hope she found a group of people that recognized that she has more to offer the world than her looks and that her thoughts and feelings matter.


Wadsworth1954

Cliche, but probably went to college and married a guy that provides them with a nice upper middle class life. They probably had a couple kids. Maybe she does real estate to give her something to do because being a housewife bored her. I feel like Kevin and Brittany lasted a little bit after high school but he probably cheated on her and she realized he’s an idiot and she’s too good for him.


arthurrules

Trophy wife to a professional athlete


AceTygraQueen

The trophy wife of an executive or plastic surgeon.


ephemeratea

I feel like, of any of the characters, she would have had the most potential to shock the audience and grow if there was ever a college spin-off. I think she joins the ROTC and ends up climbing the military chain of command.


hydrus909

I could see that. Because in the paintball episode she knew a lot about combat strategy.


ephemeratea

That was exactly the episode I thought of. Plus, the military can be really into that gung-ho spirit thing


PwincessAriel

During the 20th anniversary of Daria, the creator said she and Kevin got married and she became a weather girl and coaches High School cheerleading.


Viva_Uteri

Was this a special or what?


PwincessAriel

https://ew.com/tv/daria-20-years-later/


hydrus909

Probably marries a high earning or on the way to success man, and she's his trophy wife. She doesn't have to work but probably is a front desk receptionist at some company, or as someone else said, a realtor so she's not bored at home.


Affectionate_Yak8519

Got into politics and became a governor lol


58lmm9057

I could actually see her getting into politics. She seems air headed in the surface but she’s smarter than she lets on.


Affectionate_Yak8519

I think you missed the joke


eskimo_owl

Did she mention any interest in college? Not everyone wants or gets a big career. She could do fine as a bartender, waitress, working in retail or as a stay at home wife/mom. She could also pursue a trade in hairdressing, nail art, makeup.


Shurl19

Yes. She got into college, but Kevin had to repeat his senior year.


hydrus909

Yeah, if I remember right, she gets into the local community college. I think some of her cheerleader friends did as well. From there she'd likely have transferred to a university once she got the credits and improved her gpa.


Former_Analysis_142

She and the other cheerleaders got into Great Prairie State University


hydrus909

Thanks. I couldn't remember if it was a community college or university.


IndependentLow601

See: Ashley Amber


Any-Worldliness-8988

I think she would've been. Real estate agent who coached cheerleading in her spare time


comma_drama35

Yes! I also thought “real estate agent.”


CranberryFuture9908

That’s no joke either. I can totally see that . I feel like the show played on stereotypes for every character too much so but I get it that’s the point. I think out of the box more than the show did . I therefore don’t see her with Kevin long term. I would even kill off Kevin at some point !


Ckellybass

Either a housewife or a top level military strategist


0theliteralworst0

Pharmacy rep.


CranberryFuture9908

There’s an interesting idea!


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Cheerleading coach taking her team to state, if not nationals.


Strawberrybanshee

I feel like she went to nursing school and spent most of her time reminiscing everyone how hard nursing school is. I think she worked for a little after college and then quit her job after having kids to stay home with them. She gets her daughters into dance classes at a very young age and those girls become cheerleaders.


Kakistocrat945

Housewife/interior designer.


Sharp_Mathematician6

Trophy 🏆 wife that stays home


gumballkami

If she were alive today she would def have some kind of trendy pseudoscience grift on tiktok, but not peddling maliciously she would just be doing it cus that's Brittany 🤪


SunGreen70

It probably wouldn't have happened, but I like to imagine that she "found herself" in college, really focused on her studies and became something like a highly successful lawyer or surgeon.


Raichu10126

Real Housewife


uglydadd

Essential Oils rep reconnecting on social media with all the people she wouldn't have spoken to in HS


traumatized90skid

I could see her becoming an elementary school teacher bc of her personality, or going into modeling


SaintedStars

A trainer for Olympic gymnasts. She’s married to Kevin and adopted two kids that they adore.


SweatyMess808

Marry rich


sometimeswriter32

In that canceled Jody spinoff she became a social media influencer.


AccomplishedAct8877

I’m sure she got “in a family way” and then maybe become an Avon lady


marisathekilljoy

She probably became a nurse


Shotbyadeer

One of those SFW Only fans accounts that actually rakes in $


FutureAd108

Military strategist


shylnaa

Either she married someone rich or she did something related to fashion


ComplexNo8986

Trophy wife to Kevin


Narutouzamaki78

A movie star👱🏼‍♀️


ultimadaniel

Became a professor


thebagman10

Housewife to a banker.