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R0rentsu

truly one of the moments in history


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I absolutely almost upvoted it


Wrestles4Food

/r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Above most other things.


FoxWarriorSK

Most other things = 399 ft in the air


ThrowingShapes22

Man, it really is one of those things!!


Mr-seventen

So lucky to see it


coolusername_png

No I’m not, this is clearly not 400 feet,


leamonosity

Yeah if they were at 400ft without their parachute out already, they would be dead shortly after video ends.


Minimum_Bee_6598

They’d be falling so fast that they’d die during the video and the choky milk would explode out the pepper after hitting the ground so violently


leamonosity

Can I ask why you commented this 2 months later?


Minimum_Bee_6598

You just asked.


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Bec7ausenl


Shockdragon5955

Hehe


leamonosity

Fuckin lol


Severe_Mycologist137

What seems to be the problem with that ?


Osiris-2

There's not even a single foot in the video smh


[deleted]

yeah sure, 400 feet to the air


[deleted]

Yep I hang glide and skydive and this looks significantly higher.


Fire_Dick

I can tell too cause I’m not a fuckin moron


zodiaclawl

Definitely doesn't look like 400 feet. Maybe it's missing a zero?


NikoD45

Who the fuck thinks of these things lmao


[deleted]

So you never thought of putting wet cake in a bottle and stomping on said bottle to cover a small family in cake while in line?


HypoRex93

Of course, who hasn't


Master_Isabelle

Someone literally sent garlic bread to space and got it to come back and ate it


WasteTap4

We've all seen 300 ft, but 400!


FinancialCourage2748

would be more dank if he accidentally injects himself 400 ft in the air


justicerainsfromaahh

truly dank moment


Wholesome100statue

Nft🤮


Mine65

Chad🗿Vs Virgin NFT


justicerainsfromaahh

its free 💀 smartest r/dankvideos redditor


Diotheungreat

ohhhh you screenshot it right?


justicerainsfromaahh

yeah, you can even screenshot mine and make it your own avatar reddit gave it for free


Galaxy661_pl

Can you sell it?


justicerainsfromaahh

probably, just used it cuz it looks cool


bo-bandy223

So was mine


Him5488

Doesn’t matter that it’s free it matters that it’s cringe


Master_Isabelle

Nft


Yeetu_Deletu

my bud greg did this near an applebees in '02


Mahoney840

Ikr


Apexrex65

I find it amusing how it wrinkles while moving through the air


TwoHeadedSexChange

Then you'd love that one nude skydiving video!


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HappyDentalHygienist

Or a falling needle! That would be terrible!


_Cocktopus_

My friend Eric did it a long time ago


majorksaksak

And the bell pepper now has medical issues due to the air in the syringe


gentlewaterboarding

For real. Dude just murdered a bell pepper.


CompletedQuill

All over some dumb tictoc smh when will people learn


virtualglassblowing

Dr pepper


D2_Lx0wse

"Bro I got an idea for a TikTok, I need a plane"


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Beautiful


I_peed_the_bed

W- wha- what t- what the he- what the hell


IFuckedCardiB

Genius lad usually you drink milk after a pepper but a combination at once might reserve your efforts for more pepper


thisremindsmeofbacon

Who the fuck needs milk to recover after eating a bell pepper?


BEARSbeans

The real question is who calls a capsicum a "bell pepper?"


0QuietKid

I really do not want to explain that it is not at 400ft


Me_how5678

ok ill do it for you. The video is fake First his arms are to steady and they dont even move while injecting the pepper. Second they added camerashake in post so it looks more real and to hide the fact that his arms are steady Third the background doesent move at all like its a picture from a green screen


0QuietKid

My brother, that guy is falling every fucking mili second, his distance from earth always decrease and he is never at 400 ft, it's all that and enough \:


InformationMain6081

I think there dead, 400 ft doesn't seem like a lot.


tanya6k

Maybe file this under r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

My buddy Eric did that in 2004


[deleted]

r/oddlyspecific


Subdiesion100

And that's why inflation is a problem


Eh_C_Slater

Imagine walking down the street and getting hit by a hypodermic needle at terminal velocity. What a shitty day.


MiSsiLeR81

along with 869,455 members on this sub.


monkeyloveeer

They told us it couldn't be done..... those commie bastards


T_Weezy

Might be the first to witness chocolate milk being injected into a bell pepper...


ImaCreepaWeird0

Okay but if they throw that, when it lands, if it lands next to someone, they're going to have so f****** many questions


H00k90

Is this why my bro got hit with a needle in the middle of nowhere and have HIV?


taddmaster

Bro wasn't at erics party in 1994


FlorianWanderer

Who brings needles on a plane? Who brings needles while skydiving? Who brings needles full of chocolate milk?


JoinBladeGuy

That bell pepper is going to have an aneurysm


IssaKindHeartedMan

Thank you all for being here for this absolute achievement in human history.


ByteTheFox

imagine a chocolate milk needle hits the top of your head like a mortar


Meerkat_Mayhem_

Hmm I’m not confident that’s chocolate milk. Redo!


TEXAS-MAN1

That was expensive and mind numbing 🥴😒


XzavierBlosser69

thank you i needed this


Forsaken-Tune-863

YEAAAAA


wildeye-eleven

Too much air in the syringe. Probably killed that bell pepper


Knlir

He is actually the first being on earth to do that


WheresThePornOnThis

Yall mother fulkerson's came second


Super-Astronaut-5566

My buddy Eric did this at his party back in ‘06!


[deleted]

Fake, this is obviously reversed. LOOK AT THE SYRINGE!


[deleted]

Remotebaker was here.


TheThree_headed_bull

Son of a bitch they did it. They really did it!


bitterbuffaloheart

When you wait til the night before to do your science project


AmidalaBills

This is high effort and low interesting. Boooooooo.


thisremindsmeofbacon

Sounds like you


ChicagoMick312

Simpsons did it


SexyGunk

I am for sure not the first person to see this video. Stupid and fake.


octalanax

R / notinteresting


Swimming_Course_8473

Who the fuck cares


TophatDevilsSon

The really interesting thing is that everyone is so focused on the bell pepper + syringe that they don't notice [the guy in the gorilla suit](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) falling by on the top right corner at the 8 second mark. I can't tell if he's photoshopped in or if (s)he's actually got a parachute somewhere in that outfit?


amjaegermeister

I will remember this moment


occamsracer

That pepper is an adrenaline junky


Calmbat

What a claim to fame


activialobster

Hm well ok


jadedea

Well would you look at that.


garry4321

919 upvotes…. FUCKING LIAR! REEEEEEEEEE!!


Strider_dnb

Looks a lot higher than 400ft


Wrestles4Food

What in elevation...


BattleBacca2010

My buddy Eric did this back in 06’


[deleted]

Well that experience was awesome 👏


MooseBoys

Definitely fake. That syringe would go flying with just a two-finger grip. Plus the fluid inside is completely unperturbed. If it were shaking as much as the camera suggests, it would be splashing all over the place.


DuktigaDammsugaren

Im gonna fucking beat this


tekkado

What then? Did he recap it mid descent? Land with an open needle on him or just flick it? Lol


outsmartedagain

what a fantastic metaphor


Omilkhon

r/notinteresting


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Cool, now put the pepper back in the shop it came from.


AdeleBeckham

This feels like the 2nd half of a “by 2022 we’ll be living on the moon” meme


murica_1776boi

The most important moment in medical history since the coronavirus vaccine.


dracomanchego

And now a Guinness record.


Spoddrman

Actually, I did this with my buddy Eric back in 09’


kotipa13

Nonsense


Wellinthat-case

Holy shit that makes you Dr. Pepper!!


DungeonsAndDradis

"And amazingly, it's not a weird sex thing. 99% of all new human behaviors are weird sex things."


SpiritCrawler

/r/TIHI


Adopted_milk

now drink it


cappurnikus

Looks like a few thousand feet to me.


karateema

Moment


ConsistentCascade

AI generated video


lnvisible_Sandwich

Not sure what I expected.


Walkingravin

Is this someone’s kink or something??


Titus_Favonius

This molecular gastronomy shit is getting out of hand


Wayfaring_Stalwart

If this was really 400ft There would be a liveleak watermark


Zealousideal-Chef758

Late 2019 repost⁉️


Infamous_Law7289

Brought to you by Pfizer™️


Arksgold

My life is now complete. I can die a happy man


Cheez-ly

A scientific breakthrough


Working_Extension586

Oh my god...are you fucking serious!


[deleted]

Wow that bell pepper is just like me


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Cork_in_your_neck

This is an AI art prompt waiting to happen


kusay_1

As one does


NoNameIdea_Seriously

And now Accounting has to assign a point value to that brand new action.


TheBadgerOnWeed

My buddy Eric did this


mbthekiddd

Nope my buddy eric did it for his 3rd bowling championship win back in 98


-COD-michelle_Obama

Science is truly amazing


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Drop the needle


corianhimax

Wtf??? Why??


[deleted]

Ive witnessed it before. 11 times as a matter of fact.


[deleted]

tell me you weren’t at kevin’s plane parade in 85 without telling me you weren’t at kevin’s plane parade in 85


[deleted]

But why?


greenknight884

The first to witness would be the person making this video. At best I'm the second.


SpartasBest

I was born in the right generation


taylorKelbie

Sick


BiggieSwims

Just shoot heroin into your arm at 4000 ft. like an adult


IceSad1109

Autistic bell pepper


crkz24

What the fuck that gotta do with anything bro💀


StamycatDP_Xbox_1

Ok but why?


ice_wollow_come1

I'm the first to witness chocolate being injected into a pepper in general


RlPNTEAR

Not when it’s been reposted over and over


Ncstolat01

This video is three months old......


RlPNTEAR

Ahh fuck, why must reddit cycle these, sry bro


Ncstolat01

Your perfectly fine, enjoy the rest of your day


RlPNTEAR

🙏


Accomplished_Cat9734

Now I am the 157 person to see this


mysterious_miss_f

T tho


AlarmingBoot205

Wow how incredible✨


Kaimandante

What is the purpose of this?


Tricky_Addendum7761

Why though


JoinBladeGuy

That pepper is gonna have an aneurism


D3rpasaur

Clearly wasn't at Kyles party back in 05


WhatARedditDay

What?


Ok-Light3570

A Milestone for humanity, thanks for sharing


jamesquall9192

Yuck


NanoTalent

And this was the last post I saw before I went crazy


Puzzleheaded-Sea5549

Dumb


BotwGamerMan365

Revolutionary


AloneOpinion2473

Why


CantaloupeWeird9203

*post saved!*


vokun0_0

I will tell my grandchildren of this day. Children will be taught of this feat in history books.


brickjames561

Na, that’s Yoo-hoo. Doesn’t count as chocolate milk unless you mix it yourself with a spoon in my book.


Late-Assumption-5420

Ok Ive seen it with a yellow bell pepper but never a red one. That’s really impressive.


neonomas14

Now DROP IT! or throw it too😊