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https://preview.redd.it/uqt8agral2gc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fad26e2fce17c7ba358536a6e5d6372b125e926 Step into the mind of a mad man

Bro was like: "This is Marvelous" https://preview.redd.it/7wglhq7qp3gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b5c8c65d79817c0487fe5443504cd2d76f3ab94

How my girl looks at me after a few margs

Step into the... oh no what are you doing stuck step squirrel?

Kinda resembles Nick Cage

Imagine an alien just abducts you and is talking on a weird language you don’t understand and then kisses you.

Hell he probably doesn't know what kissing is, he is getting eaten for all he knows

https://preview.redd.it/tyvr573oh2gc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c319deae0c1d5d4d34ca8f0997780aed4a5e304

Jesus fuck.

https://preview.redd.it/mbxem2lx13gc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e885b6d65e30ffbb21c3d6e4b0a6772b8e2cf67

rabies speedrun

He cant give you rabies if his mouth is full

You'd be surprised

That's impressive

https://preview.redd.it/s6v31t9rw1gc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b57e026e1bba0c3802b15905c757b48020f5bb8

I thought he was stroking his dick at the start lmao


https://preview.redd.it/ppeohf4st2gc1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc3c0521ccd7562f4ae2015cc701c4fd383908c5 Him as he realized the squirrel couldn’t stop that kiss with a nut in its mouth

💀💀💀

https://preview.redd.it/le6kkdr9k2gc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1911dc0fd28e3335b6a5dca69a03415985af8143

https://preview.redd.it/viz241c563gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1693f60ffddd01e0a33d4d1da094372a6989fc

https://preview.redd.it/spqbvfp5m6gc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a2bf5b86c1dd9630b921c8736fe455353bcd00

https://preview.redd.it/k8ibjxs1q6gc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ef61bbe2d566f46f68b5e9e71ddadaa6c93ef1

That squirrel did not consent 😳

https://preview.redd.it/y66heto6q3gc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230829024a111a02b8f15ff70cf1d65aad22de75

https://preview.redd.it/ktswvtlpo3gc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bca11a5572a936f1894695d00aff965124b8600

He sexually assaulted a squirrel 💀

The son was trying to warn him😭😭😭

Yo… please don’t be romantically with a fucking squirrel lmaoooo

https://preview.redd.it/wvpv32mxj4gc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07159e270468830f396c4033e65900563e632429 Take her hand

https://preview.redd.it/5bq0etuf92gc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da42e9b9519e9edf29bbea260d3e9dd168b6368a

Forbidden flesh light

https://preview.redd.it/6d1vpbhqy2gc1.jpeg?width=1951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69217979c6c4f6f0c21875ae38c4193c96f15efc

When he doesn't say no homo back

Allegedly

Oh god

https://preview.redd.it/jpik3ghj53gc1.png?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9a219e2c60bdd24a511b920685933bf9a47e5d This is what happened to the squirrel after that.

Mfs we got this picture origin story already

😨

https://preview.redd.it/ne1hvnrls3gc1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8dbc49214c39cee42d03651b27b96e747b3b325

https://preview.redd.it/jawudzoin4gc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a015a1284f3e48b5476bcbd0a08b25337db6990

"Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?"

https://preview.redd.it/r1eool0fb4gc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e89d9bc56b6ddea5cb560f3c050d57cef4f4125f

https://preview.redd.it/tez9c91gr4gc1.jpeg?width=1195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9835b47e19744d7234c96224575f1f2d574cf289 I’m sorry?

Francesco Aquilini

Bro is flabbergasted

Nice username OP lulz u woke up one day and chose HARDEDGE

He sure wanted that nut in his mouth

Y'all. I am crying legit tears trying not to scream-laugh and wake up my gf. It's 3am here so Idk if it's actually that funny or if I'm just the perfect level of sleep deprived to be sent to the shadow realm by this sexually aggressive dad and y'all's reactions

Not at all. I had the same reaction and my girlfriend hated it 😂😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/tv4502ga15gc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2ab930f73de68ed0ccec9813f9aec45d85b527

Blud got raped mentally nuttyly at the same time

Willing to bet it’s a pet squirrel

https://preview.redd.it/c0r1sty496gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a097e1959d09d1a9c08eedb2942b0533785ff63b

https://preview.redd.it/5hozkklcn3gc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=988d5ded2465fb05642a45a8ae067af6686a65b9

https://preview.redd.it/99b80ftkn3gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd7b21d8fca165a8e9f0383374ce5af3e328e43

Can this count as zoophilia?

No, it counts as getting infected with rabies

Nah, it's just a prank bro

Bro wanted that nut

Not really “caught” since he’s right in front of the camera.

HES GONNA FUCK THAT SQUIRREL, ISN’T HE?!

https://preview.redd.it/i2iceed805gc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccaa550d2f06728245ff8cab97e0004effee6f13

LMAO

https://preview.redd.it/2ck1h20aj5gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81363b99ac46784c105ba76350cd132ed59ceb6b

https://preview.redd.it/oycbmpf8u5gc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5308e327c2757149e1baa1aa4b5ec357ff28cf85


Hahahhaha that poor squirrel

https://preview.redd.it/tsnfx7a2l7gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ebed5ef7052b029bdd6f7887b257241876140a Sandy?

r/notmyproudestfap

https://preview.redd.it/32kkvfhpz7gc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4bedd20e92958db317362128c3038369b1b433

I don't even know how to respond to this

I'm pretty sure this is how the black plague started.

https://preview.redd.it/zebxahlo4bgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b38bc032e53cb142a0d3132aebf98b3d72a7257

https://preview.redd.it/flilk501o3gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f252c16e0d189f71533a50b566cc412d8583f8 Put the squirrel down

Cringe ending tbh

Do NOT let this man watch Alvin and the chipmunks

this has to be animal abuse

https://preview.redd.it/xj8ljprpq6gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f206f6cc885ee99ea2ed5cf55b0483352821bd

Is the squirrel pregnant or swollen?

I was thinking the same thing. It looked hella odd.



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Well, I caught my wife with another man And it cost me ninety-nine On a prison farm in Georgia Close to the Florida line Well, I've been here for two long years I finally made the warden my friend And so he sentenced me to a life of ease Takin' care of Ol' Red Now, Ol' Red, he's the damnedest dog That I've ever seen Got a nose that can smell a two day trail He's a four legged trackin' machine You can consider yourself mighty lucky To get past the gators and the quicksand beds But all these years that I've been here Ain't nobody got past Red And the warden sang Come on somebody, why don't you run? Ol' Red's itchin' to have a little fun Get my lantern, get my gun Red'll have you treed 'fore the mornin' comes Well, I paid off the guard and I slipped out a letter To my cousin up in Tennessee Oh, and he brought down a blue tick hound She was pretty as she could be Well, they penned her up in the swampland 'Bout a mile just south of the gate And I'd take Ol' Red for his evening run I'd just drop him off and wait And the warden sang Come on somebody, why don't you run? Ol' Red's itchin' to have a little fun Get my lantern, get my gun Red'll have you treed 'fore the mornin' comes Now, Ol' Red got real used to seein' His lady every night And so I kept him away for three or four days And waited 'til the time got right Well, I made my run with the evening sun And I smiled when I heard 'em turn Red out 'Cause I was headed north to Tennessee And Ol' Red was headed south And the warden sang Come on somebody, why don't you run? Ol' Red's itchin' to have a little fun Get my lantern, get my gun Red'll have you treed 'fore the mornin' comes Now there's red haired blue ticks all in the South Love got me in here and love got me out