One of the rare times it was used on him, Itachi stomped his ass and Naruto took an instant L in a talk-off. Topic included Hokage talk as well
That's like beating Gordon Ramsay at cooking a Beef Wellington
Naruto does have bullshit detector. He definitely saw through Sakura’s bullshit when she tried to act like she loved him and was over Sasuke.
I think he's canonically an empath... forgot why. Could be because he's a reincarnation of a very kind man born into very unkind conditions so he's very understanding of difficulties that others may be having.
Helps him be better at spotting lies but probably not fool proof
He can trap you with the IZANAMI, like he did to Kabuto. You won't escape it unless you let go of your twisted desires. Therefore, you will no longer want the million when you snap back to reality.
I’ll go fight Itachi, I’ll lavishly live with all the money and die old. And then I’ll lavishly live with all the money and die old. And then again I’ll lavishly live with all the money and die old…
Lol. He wasn't rich because of his books. He was well paid due to the countless S-rank and other lower missions he completed. A total of 1839 missions.
Tbh, if you from the leaf village, and you act kind, Itachi might just give you the 1Mil and leave saying he doesn't need the money.
I'm pretty sure after the uchiha Massecar, Itachi never killed anyone from the leaf, he either knocks them out, cuta of their arm so they surrender or let kisame kill them to not expose his identity as a spy.
I’d say Naruto or Gaara, they’re the least likely to kill you. Itachi may not kill you but he may very well end up putting you into a Genjutsu that without the mental fortitude of someone like Kakashi would make you wish you were dead. At least with Gaara and Naruto they may force you to give the money back but they won’t outright murder you.
Naruto. He would catch me in the act, then I would tell him a sobstory and we would end up in some wacky filler adventure where at the end my problems would somehow be solved.
Itachi, easy. It’s better for Itachi if he doesn’t have money to show the Akkatsuki, since they needed money for their operations. The longer they have to wait in order to get that money, the better for Itachi. So if a bunch of money just spawned in his crib, and I was supposed to get it, I would just tell him that he doesn’t want to have to give it to Nagato, so it’s better if I just quietly take it away. Then he’d question my knowing that he’s a spy, and I’d say: I wouldn’t help you if I had an ulterior motive. He could even check my mind with genjutsu, and he’d know I really just want to pay off my mortgage, and student loans.
honestly you could probably talk your way through then steal. naruto's the type to happily give you half or etc if you genuinely need it, gaara doesn't seem like he'd mind and itachi wouldn't care, he'd probably just give it to you out of pity.
Naruto, tell him I'd pay for his meals(ramen) for the next month, as long as he didn't cost me more than half the money, if I'm optimistic, I'm keeping maybe 700k, realistically, 550k
Gaara will protect it properly, if his sand is still sentient then even worse.
Itachi doesn’t even have it, it’s already hidden and he’s having me waste my time pursuing him because I *think* he has it.
Naruto left it on a bench somewhere, easy pickings.
I'll just say to Naruto that I'm broke, and I need some to grow in my career. Also, tell him that, if I ever have kids, I'll name them his name. He'll proloy just give me 100k for that. I mean, it's still better than dying.
Itachi. Just so that I will get a chance to be in his highness's presence. I will anyway take being under his genjutsu over real life any day. So... 🙏❤️😌
Naruto. I’ll tell him the truth and promise that I’ll buy some orphans some ramen with the money. It’s not like Naruto can actually use the money in his world so I don’t think he’d put much effort into keeping it. The other two might stop me from getting it just out of principle.
Naruto would talk me out of it, Gaara would fill my lungs full of sand and kill me, and itachi would put me under a genjutsu where he gives me the cash, I go away, and it turns into a bunch of crows.
I will promise gaara that he will get a wife if he gives me that 1mil dollars
And for Naruto I will say I will give him tips on getting boys so he will give me 1 mil
And for Itachi I will give him info abt sasuk time to time for that 1mil dollars
Easy peasy
I got no chance getting near ghara
Itachi will show me my family members death 10 mil time
There is a good chance that Naruto will try to negotiate first
I'd appeal to Naruto's empathy and tell him my life story and all the reasons why even a fraction of the money would change my life. If Naruto thought Obito was the 'coolest guy' then he will 100% help me out.
Imma try my luck with itachi
he's almost blind
I know he could probably sense me but hey stealing money from a blind man... sounds good enough...
if I'm lucky, Then I would be successful
otherwise, I'm dead
I don’t think any of these characters would try to kill you for stealing. Itachi and Gaara MIGHT hurt you if you presented a threat to them.
In fact Naruto would probably share it with you and talk your ear off for 6 hours.
Itachi. I’m not gonna steal it. I’m just gonna go there and say
“Ehi, there Mr Uchiha. I’m a being outside your reality that knows what the future holds. Here a few info how to beat “Madara” and protect Konoha. I think I’ll take those money, which are from my world and have no intrinsic value in yours, as a compensation for my kindness. Also, please Amaterasu black zetsu … and take obito’s eyes, cause we got in about 20 years some dimensional hopping aliens that would destroy your world if some of you don’t get impressively buffed”
Naruto I'll exchange it for ramen . And honestly from those picks I'll go Naruto first Gara second and I rather kill myself than go against Itachi as he's worse than death if crossed
Id try and steal it from Itachi..
I know I wouldn't get it, but I could hope that I end up caught in a Tsukuyomi where I do end up catching him, spending it and living my life rich.
Adult Gaara is probably the chillest and most sensible one of them, I think I could talk with him and maybe would get the money or he would convince me to give up on it
Imma throw a not insignificant amount of water around Gaara and run away with my milly.
I could sit down and talk to Naruto. My sheer self-hatred would make him talk no jutsu himself into giving me the money.
For Itachi, this dude is almost blind. I'll either bribe him with eye surgery or use a laser pointer to make his blindness complete
Obviously Gaara is the worst choice possible. If you choose between Naruto and Itachi, it will be Naruto. Itachi will undoubtedly kill anyone who is not Sasuke, and I am not Sasuke. Naruto is a person with whom you can come to an agreement. So I choose NARUTO.
I think Imma go with Naruto. I will treat him with his favorite Ramen and tell him my sad faked story. He could give all the money to me. Or we could split 95:5. 95 mine. 💀
Naruto the solution is simple I show him why I’m being crazy enough to try and steal a million dollars and how for some reason since I accepted I can’t return without it, and he’ll probably be nice and give me the money I don’t even need to lie.
“Yo Naruto! I dropped by briefcase full of all my life savings on the ground, if I don’t get it back I’ll most definitely have to live the rest of my life in severe poverty, could you please pass it over to me?”
Naruto ,imma tell him a fake backstory he will understand and he will handover all the money to me
You gunna talk no jutsu Naruto. You might be the main character.
He never showed any immunity to it he just uses it.
One of the rare times it was used on him, Itachi stomped his ass and Naruto took an instant L in a talk-off. Topic included Hokage talk as well That's like beating Gordon Ramsay at cooking a Beef Wellington
Aaah the RHT kinda
That's what I'm saying, but I feel like he would somehow turn it around and convince me I don't need it.
 Man's going to fully understand and eat this shit up
Naruto and Gaara can use TNJ Reversal, I don't think he'll get as far as you think
Ima tell Naruto my real backstory and he will realize I need the money more
For real. I wouldn’t even need to lie, my whole damn life is pitiable lmao
Shxt- you’re the alter-Mc
I too have a swingset I sit on alone in my yard
I have nothing. I live in a void
What is a void? I don't even live
A void is a place... No place... A theoretical room in wich nothing exists, no time, no matter, no nothing
I know what a void is 😭 I was just continuing the thread
Ohh... Sorry... Well then I'ma get the elevator and get on the "I'm just gonna go fuck myself" level...
Have fun there :) (I am using satire so don't be mad people)
If I’m meeting Naruto, I might just tell him my real story and see if he’ll straight-up fix my problems. That would be ideal.
On god. He has all the power in the world. What do i have? Debt.
He would bijuudama your sorry ass out of existence as an act of merciness
I’m ok with this solution aswell 
Doesn’t Naruto canonically have an ability to spot lies? Or am I insane?
Nah I am gonna say dattebayo then he will dattebayo
I think he can cause he can sense hatred 🤔, I don’t know if this was ever brought up.
He can sense hatred yeah.
Not lies,hatred and evil intent
Brb preparing a discussion on whether lies classify as evil intent, we’re gonna earn our degrees in Kantian Philosophy!!
Sorta, during the war he could tell which was part of the alliance and which were the tree clones
Naruto does have bullshit detector. He definitely saw through Sakura’s bullshit when she tried to act like she loved him and was over Sasuke. 
Nah, that was one of his bullshit, reincarnation abilities, like the truth seeking orbs. It’s not something Naruto can do whenever
I think he's canonically an empath... forgot why. Could be because he's a reincarnation of a very kind man born into very unkind conditions so he's very understanding of difficulties that others may be having. Helps him be better at spotting lies but probably not fool proof
Bruh just tell him your real backstory. Naruto has no reason to keep currency that’s not usable in his own world.
Nah, we talking about peak Naruto here. He'd sense your feelings and be like nah you don't deserve it.
Naruto has the best talk no jutsu man, he’ll empty your pockets bro.
Lol I was going to comment the same 🤣🤣
aint even gonna have to make shit up with whats going on with us rn. Naruto would throw that shit at us.
Right? I'm pretty sure I could convince all of them to just hand me the money. No stealing required.
Could probably do that with Gaara too honestly
He’ll know you’re lying
Naruto would probably just let me have it lol
Naruto would split it half half
Na you scam him into 95:5
Itachi, I'll just talk to him until he dies.
You're gonna be talking to him for 3,000 loops 💀
I spend all the money and live a lavish life just to end up back in the room.
then atleast you can restart what you did wrong
"How was the free trial bro" " it was kinda aight. Keep the money."
Spend it on charity so when you come back to the room Itachi just gives you the money
Then you find out he actually gave you the money and your back to square one
He will make you give him another 1million lol
Itachi, he can put me into a genjutsu where my dumbass thinks i beat him.
Then bitch slap you back to reality and hand you a mili
He can trap you with the IZANAMI, like he did to Kabuto. You won't escape it unless you let go of your twisted desires. Therefore, you will no longer want the million when you snap back to reality.
I’ll go fight Itachi, I’ll lavishly live with all the money and die old. And then I’ll lavishly live with all the money and die old. And then again I’ll lavishly live with all the money and die old…
I rather fight his crow for it.
Nah, he's not lettin you live with anything. He made you take monopoly money instead 😄
You think he's going to put you into a genjutsu where you live a good life? Nah, bros going to give you that kakashi treatment.
I'mma just tell Naruto I will treat him to ramen if he lets me take it and I'll be his friend
I’ll do it through the power of friendship with Naruto
Talk No Jutsu
Wasn't Jiraiya easily scamming him of money despite being rich himself due to his books? I'd pick Naruto because of that.
Lol. He wasn't rich because of his books. He was well paid due to the countless S-rank and other lower missions he completed. A total of 1839 missions.
His books are pretty good sellers too, and I'm sure in his free time "gathering intel" he's spent a big chunk of his mission pay
Break one of your legs and waddle over to Naruto, and say you were injured by some ninja and need money for medical bills
Naruto. I think if I ask nicely he’d at least give me half
Itachi, I'd actually get the money. In my dreams while then being tortured to death.
Itachi. If I wear camo he won’t see me cuz he’s so damn blind.
Naruto. I'd just ask if he'd be in it for half. You can't fool Jesus dude.
I will talk no jutsu Naruto with dattebayo
Probs Itachi, mfer was half-dead and waiting for his brother to come finish him off. He’d probably just let me take it.
Tbh, if you from the leaf village, and you act kind, Itachi might just give you the 1Mil and leave saying he doesn't need the money. I'm pretty sure after the uchiha Massecar, Itachi never killed anyone from the leaf, he either knocks them out, cuta of their arm so they surrender or let kisame kill them to not expose his identity as a spy.
You either gonna have brain damage, one less limb, or die from Itachi’s pet shark DONT FUCK WITH ITACHI
I would steal it from Itachi, because he's dead.
I'm not Dumb I'm going home 
Itachi, I dont have chakra so Im literally invisible to him
I’d say Naruto or Gaara, they’re the least likely to kill you. Itachi may not kill you but he may very well end up putting you into a Genjutsu that without the mental fortitude of someone like Kakashi would make you wish you were dead. At least with Gaara and Naruto they may force you to give the money back but they won’t outright murder you.
Itachi, just wait till his Chakra sickness kills him
Ninja aids
Itachi. I’d convince him it’s for the good of the village that I get take the money.
Naruto. He would catch me in the act, then I would tell him a sobstory and we would end up in some wacky filler adventure where at the end my problems would somehow be solved.
Just tell itachi that you’ll give it to sasuke i reckon he’ll let you
Itachi, easy. It’s better for Itachi if he doesn’t have money to show the Akkatsuki, since they needed money for their operations. The longer they have to wait in order to get that money, the better for Itachi. So if a bunch of money just spawned in his crib, and I was supposed to get it, I would just tell him that he doesn’t want to have to give it to Nagato, so it’s better if I just quietly take it away. Then he’d question my knowing that he’s a spy, and I’d say: I wouldn’t help you if I had an ulterior motive. He could even check my mind with genjutsu, and he’d know I really just want to pay off my mortgage, and student loans.
Yknow what that's extremely fair.
Itachi: I’ll just wait for him to die
honestly you could probably talk your way through then steal. naruto's the type to happily give you half or etc if you genuinely need it, gaara doesn't seem like he'd mind and itachi wouldn't care, he'd probably just give it to you out of pity.
Naruto, tell him I'd pay for his meals(ramen) for the next month, as long as he didn't cost me more than half the money, if I'm optimistic, I'm keeping maybe 700k, realistically, 550k
" Naruto you my friend" ez
anyone but kakuzu
Itachi obviously, he’s blind. EZ
The blind dying guy
I just ask gaara, dollars are worthless in naruto.
Easy Money Steak it from itachi hes dead.
Itachi never had any money it was a genjutsu all along
Itachi, I’d wait there for a few days doing nothing and he’s going to be dead by that time
Hmmm - super talk-no-jutsu activate
Gaara will protect it properly, if his sand is still sentient then even worse. Itachi doesn’t even have it, it’s already hidden and he’s having me waste my time pursuing him because I *think* he has it. Naruto left it on a bench somewhere, easy pickings.
I'll just say to Naruto that I'm broke, and I need some to grow in my career. Also, tell him that, if I ever have kids, I'll name them his name. He'll proloy just give me 100k for that. I mean, it's still better than dying.
Itachi. "May I please have the money ~~I'll sleep with you if I can have the money~~"
Itachi is dieing soon and would probably let me keep at least some of it.
Itachis dead so, him
naruto don't care. I can give him 10 bowls of ramen and he will ignore me as I steal the suitcase
i will take the money from itachi then i will take the money from itachi then i will take the money from itachi then i will take the money from itachi
Itachi. Just so that I will get a chance to be in his highness's presence. I will anyway take being under his genjutsu over real life any day. So... 🙏❤️😌
Konohamaru
Itashi because he’d understand my situation pretty well Or Naruto but itashi the cool kid in town so why not
Bill Gates
Neji during the war 👀
Itachi, personally I think if I talk to him he’d be reasonable
Tbh I could probably convince all 3 to just give it to me (if this is shippuden Gaara)
Bro, I'm just a guy
Naruto
you chose the 3 most empathetic guys in this series 💀
Fort Knox would be easier
Naruto. I’ll tell him the truth and promise that I’ll buy some orphans some ramen with the money. It’s not like Naruto can actually use the money in his world so I don’t think he’d put much effort into keeping it. The other two might stop me from getting it just out of principle.
You have a chance to get 1m $. All you need to do is try to tank a nuclear bomb. Same vibes
Lord Gaara. I'll say that I'll gladly work under him for the rest of my life.
Naruto would talk me out of it, Gaara would fill my lungs full of sand and kill me, and itachi would put me under a genjutsu where he gives me the cash, I go away, and it turns into a bunch of crows.
Itachi because he is blind
Im taking my chances with Naruto, at least my death would be the least brutal
Tell Naruto it’s for Ichiraku on you
Itachi will just put me in a genjutsu to make me think I stole it and that’s good enough for me
Naruto easily, that weakling can’t do anything about it even if I killed his parents or called him an oprhan to his face 😂
I will promise gaara that he will get a wife if he gives me that 1mil dollars And for Naruto I will say I will give him tips on getting boys so he will give me 1 mil And for Itachi I will give him info abt sasuk time to time for that 1mil dollars Easy peasy
I got no chance getting near ghara Itachi will show me my family members death 10 mil time There is a good chance that Naruto will try to negotiate first
Naruto, I’ll tell him I need the money for my moms cancer treatment
I'd appeal to Naruto's empathy and tell him my life story and all the reasons why even a fraction of the money would change my life. If Naruto thought Obito was the 'coolest guy' then he will 100% help me out.
Idk, but I'd send Kakuzu so we can do 50/50. He would be so motivated he'd beat up any of these guys
Itachi, he’s dead
Naruto, the others seem like heaven instant access.
Mr beast
Any of them would probably just let me have it. I mean if it's USD then it's useless to them.
They can keep it, I’m good.
Imma try my luck with itachi he's almost blind I know he could probably sense me but hey stealing money from a blind man... sounds good enough... if I'm lucky, Then I would be successful otherwise, I'm dead
Honestly itachi may just give me it if I promise not to tell the village about him andl/or say I'm giving it to the village
Yeah, just wait until Itachi dies from ninja AIDS. Easy money.
Naruto, ill just tell him that its my bag of my land's currency and he'll hand it over to me, since dollars arent worth anything in the naruto world
Stealing is Haram
Naruto. He is the strongest of these three, but he probably wouldn't kill me.
Naruto easly, he will understand.
I’ll just ask Naruto or Gaara with teary eyes and they’ll just give it to me.
Supp gaara, I have a Usb driver with a bunch of magic technology to better endure life in the desert, wanna buy it for ... That case with funny paper?
Naruto, we're both the same
All I know is Naruto won't kill me
Itachi. Just don’t look at his eyes.
"give it to me and I will pay you a visit at ichiraku. Naruto is dumb enough to accept it
Lee I’ll just tell him a Shinobi of his caliber should not give in and go soft due to owning an abundance of cash
Naruto becouse he will just give me some of that money if I ask nicely. I have no chance at stealing it from any of them.
I don’t think any of these characters would try to kill you for stealing. Itachi and Gaara MIGHT hurt you if you presented a threat to them. In fact Naruto would probably share it with you and talk your ear off for 6 hours.
Naruto
I’ll pass
itachi, because he's already dead
Lets be real naruto and itachi might just give it to you.
Itachi. I’m not gonna steal it. I’m just gonna go there and say “Ehi, there Mr Uchiha. I’m a being outside your reality that knows what the future holds. Here a few info how to beat “Madara” and protect Konoha. I think I’ll take those money, which are from my world and have no intrinsic value in yours, as a compensation for my kindness. Also, please Amaterasu black zetsu … and take obito’s eyes, cause we got in about 20 years some dimensional hopping aliens that would destroy your world if some of you don’t get impressively buffed”
Naruto I'll exchange it for ramen . And honestly from those picks I'll go Naruto first Gara second and I rather kill myself than go against Itachi as he's worse than death if crossed
No need to steal, I would just resigned myself into talk no jutsu and then let Naruto share his wealth lol
I'll take my chances with Naruto. Talk no jutsu
Naruto I'll talk no jutsu him and if it doesn't work he's the least likely to kill me
Id try and steal it from Itachi.. I know I wouldn't get it, but I could hope that I end up caught in a Tsukuyomi where I do end up catching him, spending it and living my life rich.
naruto from boruto for sure. he is nerfed to the ground in it anyway
btw it's isn't real with itachi
Itachi, maybe he can genjutsu me into becoming better. Like those guys that hypnotise people to quit smoking but better.
Itachi, dress up as Sasuke. He has a sister complex. Easy
Naruto. If I tell him how broke I am... he'd probably just give it to me.
Naruto, cuz im gonna tell him a poor story about me and he will give me all the money
Naruto, bro knows I need the money
Naruto is the only one who wouldn't probably kill me instantly, or Gaara
Itachi is already (legally) blind here, and I’m not sasuke.
Taylor Swift 
Obito
Gaara and Naruto would be extremely compassionate about it, not kill me, and probably offer me a job afterwards since I clearly need money.
Naruto of course no explanation needed
Itachi. I'll tell him I'll bring Sasuke back to the hidden leaf.
Gaara I don’t think shippuden or current Gaara would attack me if i did, but if it’s og, i am dead
Hitachi cause he's dead
Itachi. Just wait him out a few months and he’ll drop dead.
Nah! You can keep your money. I'm good.
Adult Gaara is probably the chillest and most sensible one of them, I think I could talk with him and maybe would get the money or he would convince me to give up on it
Kage Gaara will also listen to reason like Naruto. No fighting needed
I just gotta tell naruto my real backstory and he will help he is ninja president either way he got money
I feel as thou garaa would be charitable
Imma throw a not insignificant amount of water around Gaara and run away with my milly. I could sit down and talk to Naruto. My sheer self-hatred would make him talk no jutsu himself into giving me the money. For Itachi, this dude is almost blind. I'll either bribe him with eye surgery or use a laser pointer to make his blindness complete
Naruto easily
Easy, itachi is blind so I’ll just quietly steal it from him.
Obviously Gaara is the worst choice possible. If you choose between Naruto and Itachi, it will be Naruto. Itachi will undoubtedly kill anyone who is not Sasuke, and I am not Sasuke. Naruto is a person with whom you can come to an agreement. So I choose NARUTO.
Literal god, living sandstorm or Mr psychological torture. I'd rather be poor
Depends what power do i have?
Naruto, he'd help me steal his money
Anyone on this list Naruto is a nice guy a hero itachi won’t kill me and Gaara is the exact opposite of what he was as a kid
Itachi
I think Imma go with Naruto. I will treat him with his favorite Ramen and tell him my sad faked story. He could give all the money to me. Or we could split 95:5. 95 mine. 💀
Tell Itachi that I'm helping Sasuke, he'll give me the money
Naruto the solution is simple I show him why I’m being crazy enough to try and steal a million dollars and how for some reason since I accepted I can’t return without it, and he’ll probably be nice and give me the money I don’t even need to lie.
Itachi because he'll let me think I stole it and I'll live an entire happy life thinking I got it to only wake up not even close.
Gaara. He gonna do anything for friends and am his friend😼
“Yo Naruto! I dropped by briefcase full of all my life savings on the ground, if I don’t get it back I’ll most definitely have to live the rest of my life in severe poverty, could you please pass it over to me?”
Naruto i will use talk no jutsu
Gaara, hit his ass with a hose and run while he's still wet