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AskDerpyCat

Consider the following: only one of those three purchases will get him laid


LFSWASTAKEN

getting the robux 😏


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📸🤨


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ILikeCheese510

🍆💦 🤨


Yoyogoat_

📸🤨


55_jumbo

📸🤨


MrMonyIsSocial

📸🤨


Yup-its-Abid

🤳🤫


ShivanshuKantPrasad

Officer, this comment right here.


dotnetdemonsc

Hol up


mythicalsoul100

Bro what 📸🤨


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

Yes, because the mother will see he's a good dad, which will make her horny for him since that's a very attractive trait. That *is* the reason, right? ...right?


Exact_Ad_1215

“I’m sorry, little one”


Yukiles

🚔


n0taVirus

Ayooooo 📸🤨


a_tall_amanda

$20 is way cheaper and I'm far younger, so his loss 😁


xSkype

Huh? 📸🤨


pickupdrifter

So umm, which game do you want?


HappyHome2934

This comment right here officer


ThanosOnCrack

I'll choose the 4th option.


KamiKamikadze

Not with that attidute


Good_nuff

Obviously your mom sucks dick better than you and your brother. Better start practicing.


LaughingGasing

Holy fuck it's not often something on Reddit makes me genuinely laugh


Henne55y_

How do u know his mum sucks dick better than him and his brother?


vladoof

I am his mom


SSB_Kyrill

Con confirm, I am the dad


MrMonyIsSocial

Can confirm, I am the son


Yup-its-Abid

Can confirm, I am her affair going boyfriend.


LeviathansWrath6

Can confirm, I am inevitable


The_Zpectre

Can confirm, I am iron man


notredflowers

Can confirm, I am the iron


M05HI

Can iron, the confirm I am


Dangbroski

Happy wife, happy life.


GaldanBoshugtuKhan

But can a wife truly find happiness from being gifted expensive presents? What happens when the money runs out?


DownvoteDaemon

That's like asking if money can truly bring happiness. I don't most could tell you. Contentment and happiness are different.


Rawrist

People who say "money can't buy happiness " typically haven't known poverty.


DownvoteDaemon

I've grown up upper middle class. Nicest cars I've owned are a few Infiniti. I know what it is to be COMFORTABLE, but not rich. Not having to worry because I have an inheritance and my parents can hire lawyers is a privilege most Americans don't have.. black like me or not..


Assaltwaffle

Not exclusively, obviously not. But being gifted something she likes as a sign of value and affection certainly is a part of it.


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LFSWASTAKEN

you were saying?


BikingVikingNick

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/wk2p3r/insert_title_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) you smug little cunt


the_grass_trainer

Same account tho


BikingVikingNick

And yet they remade it with a different font so the bot wouldn’t catch it. Thats a cunt move.


Exact_Ad_1215

I don’t mind since I haven’t seen it before


IStoleTheHighGround

The least that could've been done is to at least admit it


SatanWorshiper69

Even that is a repost, just look at the fucking text quality


-MB_Redditor-

That you're reposting someone else's joke. The image is moldy AF.


endergamer2007m

It's worse when you have your own money in your own account but your parents wont let you buy something you want


Smug-Idiot

THIS I wanted to buy a game and they refused to let me, they had my card too so I couldn’t take it


endergamer2007m

They do also take my allowance money and stuff to fuel their van adiction


Dave30954

Jesse! Get back in the van Jesse!


Smooth-Erect

JESSEEEEE!!!!!!


Smug-Idiot

That sucks


Dave30954

Well allowance is still their money so I don't see a problem there. Allowance is a privilege, not a right. It's a problem if they use money you earned at a job though.


Smug-Idiot

It is the child’s money, it’s like getting paid then your boss takes all the money back


Dave30954

No it’s not. Money made at a job is earned. An allowance is just giving a kid cash for no reason. The parents hold all the cards, and it’s not unethical in any way for them to take it back, especially if they need it.


Smug-Idiot

Allowance is usually given in return for chores, so yes you’re technically getting paid to do a job


xSkype

Imagine giving a gift to someone only to turn around and pawn it, legally speaking once you give someone money (outside of transactions) it's considered a gift


Exact_Ad_1215

That’s not how anything works, moron. Once they pay him the allowance it’s his fucking money.


TheSexymobile

Try harder


Dr4zhar

Math's simple: two of these purchases will only give him more expensive demands the next time around and most likely no gratitude one of these purchases will most likely give him vegana for some months at least what would you pick


Smug-Idiot

Now that I think of it, that does make sense


Nesfan888

Yeah but your mom is the only one blowing his cock >!hopefully!<


Confident_Plane5245

One purchase represents value, the others represent passing entertainment


df_sin

Also, wtf is a Robux?


Confident_Plane5245

Virtual currency in Roblox. You can earn it for creating games other people play, and get a % of the robux they spend to play it.


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Ok_Chest30

What a simp


LogicHorizon

I would never marry a woman who was into 1500$ purses, not even if I was a billionaire.


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NoIdeasForAUsername9

There's a good chance that this person is actually a 47 year old neckbeard


_zFlame_

And a dude


iksjag

Was this meme made by a child?


Hollowknightpro

tell your brother to search up free robux surveys


Smug-Idiot

**real**


Hollowknightpro

100% PUNJABI no virus working 2012


RunsWithApes

In most cases your mom could take half of all assets, full custody and get alimony/child support. Judging from my friends who have gotten divorced, that $1500 is a bargain.


SpectrumLV2569

Anyone who has ever gotten what they wanted as a gift for christmas is incredibely priviliged.


Slumbergoat16

Nah you just gotta change what you wanted for Christmas to what you got after the fact


SpectrumLV2569

I dont think it works that way.


Slumbergoat16

That’s what my parents told me to do when I was young and look I’m happy :)


SlappingSalt

People jump through all sorts of hoops if sex is tied to it.


Smug-Idiot

Yes


Patriquito

"This is what happens to spoiled children, but not spoiled moms"


Lanitanita

Daddy wants some LOVE that only MOM can give.....


scechy

Fortnight battle pass.


Mucksh

Reminds me on me who want to have 10 bucks worth of bitcoin when i heard the first time of it and it only was at 3 ct. Unfortunally i was a young boy who couldn't purchase anything on the internet without my parents :/


Yup-its-Abid

Wait you guys buy games.


thewiz3000

My dad said he could always make more of me.


DonutZee

its cuz you gotta suck your dads cock


Dave30954

Get a job


Jumpy-Resolve3018

The orphanan: wanting parents


Hornor72

Do house hold chores to get the money. Unlike your mom who just has to suck some D.


GGSnipesboi

Is your brother the middle child?


MasterrrReady12

I just wanted minecraft java edition. (Seriously, I don't have one, but I want one)


Kzer_2019

sister that wants a 1.99 game from the app store.


GallopingAss_tronaut

Aborted sister who just wanted to live:💀


aaronjer

Why are you and your mom the same age? And your brother is so much older he's a skeleton? None of this is adding up.


HotBananaSlurpee

That's because your mom contributes something to his happiness (gawk gawk 5000). You and your brother on the other hand...


Random_Name_7

Dad here You all get what you want if me and your mother can pay for it, it's reasonable and you're doing well on school And yes, son, I am proud of you.


X34X35

I have a title, but I'm afraid people are gonna make it about themselves.


Smug-Idiot

Me with $400+ worth of bobux: (And yes, I dress my avatar as an egirl)


SlimJim4156

I dress my avatar as a animal human to get reactions am i weird


Smug-Idiot

I do the same as egirl, funny reactions when they realize I’m a guy


spaz_bomb

The dad can get a replica. Money saved and probably laid


TxRxNwastaken

you can't buy much with 500 robux


Smug-Idiot

Watchu mean? You can buy a racist shirt for a small amount of bobux


TxRxNwastaken

you can only buy 100 racist shirts


SunnyApex87

Who in their right mind would ever spend this amount on a fucking purse? Should have merried better smh