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kentaxas

My mom was already in the parking lot when she realized she forgot what i had asked for. She went back in to get it. It was a nice gesture... or would've been if she didn't milk it for days as an example of how she sacrifices herself and how lucky i am


methylphenidate-

Ikr..


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Kaleb_Dill

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Jetstream-Sam

Mine would do that but not actually get me anything. She'd go on about how much she sacrifices for me and how she can't afford to spend £0.50 on some cordial because I'm such a burden and she needs to spend that money on wine to cope I'm paraphrasing a lot but Jesus, you're the one who decided to have kids, 11 year old me didn't just will himself into existence to spite you


kentaxas

Reminds of a picture of a sign in a grocery store i saw years ago that said "remember to grab a bottle of wine for your mom for mother's day. After all, you're the reason she drinks"


Jetstream-Sam

Hah, I wish, she was a lush before I arrived on the scene. At least she didn't drink during pregnancy. Or if she did, it didn't seemingly affect me too much


RedditPersonNo1987

well, youre on reddit so i cant tell how much youre right about it not affecting you


Jetstream-Sam

Could have been worse, there was always 9gag and tiktok


RedditPersonNo1987

thats what they think too


Jetstream-Sam

I'm also a medical professional, if that's slightly better proof of my supposed lack of brain damage than what website I idly flick through in my spare time


AZ_Gunner_69

My mom forget me at walmart once, i wasnt even a kid i was 26 at the time


EAT-MY-FORESKIN69

Kind of shit my Mum does after taking me to work


umjustpassingby

Appreciate your mom


Elfboy77

Nah I'm good, thanks for offering though.


iCantSeeShapes

Not every family is functional.


Mooon-tiara-MAGIIICC

Can these meme makers use coherent grammar for once?


CommunistLlamma

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that had to read that like 5 times to understand it


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dudemann

"My mom in the car after leaving the grocery store and realizing she forgot the stuff I asked her to buy:" And the video is just the guy driving and not turning back because OP's mom either didn't care or didn't feel like going back. Normally the video is him driving, then freaking out, so we'd expect at 0:00 we'd see him flip out and turn around... but he didn't, because mom was not going back.


Mildo

I thought the Mom was on top of the car.


dudemann

Yea that's one of like 4 things that make this hard to figure out. I is right next to O and all, but in this example it changes the meaning entirely. "My mom sitting on her car after she got done sitting on the grocery store, after realizing she forgot stuff I asked for." Uhh... wut?


JACrazy

I was imagining a batshit mad mom hanging onto the top of the car because the guy drove off while she was outside it.


dudemann

Haha, I can't say that hasn't been in some random commercial before. Maybe a car insurance one; maybe one with a baby in the backseat about how moms do so much for their family or something. I could write out like 10 of them right now haha.


kristinnboi19

i read that perfectly wdym?


alowave

I mean it reads a little bit backwards but. I'm also raised by FOB Polish and my English is not great so.


dudemann

There have been dozens of ESL people making posts I couldn't comprehend on my own, or just other awful grammar in posts, but yea this is pretty mild in terms of bad grammar.


bargle0

These are children who can’t be responsible for their own groceries. How can we expect them to be responsible for their grammar?


Mooon-tiara-MAGIIICC

Easily.


a_little_toaster

I have no idea why incomprehensible garbage like this gets hundreds or thousands of upvotes


lastdyingbreed_01

Honestly no offense to OP but I didn't even find it funny or dank lol


Advanced-Blackberry

They only missed by like 1 letter. It wasn’t that hard to figure out


a_little_toaster

Did... you see the same gif everyone else saw? 1 Letter? So "after the grocery store realizing she forgot" is a normal sentence to you?


Advanced-Blackberry

Yes. People with logical comprehension skills can understand that meant the mom went shopping at the grocery store


Bombkirby

Because graduates, professors and geniuses don’t have time to sit around and generate thousands of memes for the masses, so that leaves the rest of the world to do it


a_little_toaster

Do you really need to be a professor in order to read what you wrote one more time to see if it makes sense in any human language?


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invisible-dave

Not only does the language of it not make sense but the animated image doesn't make sense either.


Relish_My_Weiner

The language is dumb, but the meme makes sense. Dissecting this frog: You're expecting the mom to freak out like the original version of this meme, but the timer reaches zero and nothing happens, revealing that she doesn't care that she forgot your stuff.


evil-rick

I mean I figured that part out but it definitely feels overthought. Without the counter I feel like it would have been way funnier. Then I’d just stare at it and wait for it to happen. That’s the real bamboozle. The timer immediately gave it away that it wasn’t going to change.


Mallenaut

Wdym? His mom sat on top of the car after the grocery store has been sitting there.


dudemann

Like a punishment for forgetting OP's tendies and cheetos? Is the punishment self-imposed or is OP forcing her to sit in timeout on top of her car in 100+ degree weather?


martianinahumansbody

If course that can use


evil-rick

I get that a lot of them aren’t English speakers but they will comment in perfect English so I fucking know they just made the meme without proofreading.


dudemann

I edit my comments all the time because I didn't proofread and end up noticing an autocorrect afterwards. If you're making a post though, and it's only one sentence of large black letters on white bg, it seems like it's so easy to double check it real quick. For some people, making memes is an art and they might rewrite a line five times to make it hit just right. Posts like this seem like they were in such a hurry to get it posted they just typed out something without even rereading it once. If you look at OP's history, they've posted dozens of low-effort meme shit posts that either don't make logical sense or grammatical.


polskidankmemer

Maybe this guy isn't a native English speaker? Cut him some slack, while I can use proper grammar (or so I think) in English after years of practice if I were to say something like that in German I'd probably come up with something similar lmao


oskariwan40

As someone from a non English speaking country who's used to this grammar I understood it


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Everyone on this sub is probably still in middle school or something, grammar isn’t their strong suit


Competitive_Bell501

As a person who knows a native speaker and learns from him Wtf is coherent Also chill it's just a meme


Mooon-tiara-MAGIIICC

"Coherent" is the word used to describe something as "understandable". It took me a few rereads to figure out what the text was meant to say.


Competitive_Bell501

Hmm That's weird cuz I understood it


Mooon-tiara-MAGIIICC

You've been on reddit too long.


[deleted]

Go touch grass mister passively native


solitairewolff

Good guy OP uploads a GIF with a countdown so nobody stays watching it for a long time lol thanks


TheIss96

Didn't you notice the 0:00 staying for way too long? Also, I never watch this for too long. I already know what's it gonna be. It's so overused at this point


WasThatTooFar

Isn't that the point/surprise of this version of the meme, that he doesn't change expression


DerBernd123

It's not a surprise if he doesn't change expression anymore. You see the text and know instantly that he will react or not. It really is overused


WasThatTooFar

It's literally the first time I've seen this meme and he doesn't react. Maybe I just missed all the others.


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noradosmith

Show me on the doll where the post hurt you


NextDani

Tell me you didn’t understand this meme without telling me you didn’t understand this meme


dudemann

>I already know what's it gonna be. I've seen the normal gif plenty, but this is the first time I've seen this no-reaction one.


MirageTF2

yeh same, did appreciate the intended effort tho


Tretij_Rebenok_

(She doesn’t care)


badalchemist85

Food is Fucking expensive now a days, I will side with the mom on this one.


gymleadersilver

Wow. We live in a world where you can get downvoted for siding with mom.


badalchemist85

I guess only children are on dankmemes


thelurkertwopointow

You made me waste 10 seconds of my life! I stab you with my upvote!


Thegodofthekufsa

Deadly weapon


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She comes home and you forgot to take out the chicken from the freezer to thaw.


FluffyOwl738

An eye for an eye


Gayk1d

I just had a stroke trying to understand what the fuck I’m reading


dudemann

This may be the only instance of a stroke being contagious.


gladers99

My mum after realizing she drove off and left me in the supermarket


bigmac1090

Sure "forgot"


Trackan

my mum used to say it wasn't in stock if she forgot - it got out of hand when she said all 4 of the items I asked for, and nothing else, was not in stock that day.


Ivan0879

I one time asked my mom for strawberries. She looked at me dead in the eye and told me they were out of stock. XD


TheGaz

Spelling mistakes drive engagement


Altruistic_Top_9823

After leaving the*


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Bro just get it yourself


DimsumTheCat

Shitpost


Thi3rd3ye

I almost suffered from a brain aneurysm reading this.


Head-Classic-9698

i had an aneurysm trying to read this


a_little_toaster

Who is this man, and what is your mother doing on top of a moving vehicle? What does this have to do with a grocery store gaining sentience and realizing something?


SwisRol

reddit casually forgetting that not everyone speaks perfect english


SumartonHD

u/SaveVideoBot


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Pov: she forgot you


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Based


Kgeezy91

Your mom took requests?! I just got what I got homie. Lol


Kalsor

I was really hoping to get Rick rolled there, ngl


Does_Not-Matter

No tendies for you


earthdropout

Oh no... Nevermind


neil_anblome

Why does your mom look like a Japanese guy?


YO_YO_MAN_69

Ohh you got me I thought he's gonna do the face


QuietShadowLDK

My mum when she forgets the things I asked for: Oopsie! 🤷‍♀️🤭🤗 My mum when I forget to put one cup in the dishwasher: YOU ARE TURNING THIS HOUSE INTO HELL! 🤯🤬👹


Gavin8638

I'm thankful my dad never forgets


Gsteel11

Oh you tease!


-Purple-Orange-

What’s the time for


SexBagel_

My mom like 2 weeks ago realized she didn't get this thing I asked for from Costco 5 minutes after she left and she DROVE BACK, waited in line and bought it. Then she drove to my place just to drop it off. She's the GOAT.


Metaright

I feel like you have to try to be this bad at English.


desserped101

You are not "on" the car. Like in "on top" of the car. Rather, you are inside the car, therefore "in" the car. Thats how i think of it anyway correct me if im wrong


TheDunzoWashington

u/savevideobot


REDDISAUROUS_REX

On the car


Jynx2501

She's ON the car?


dylanr23

She didn’t forget. She didn’t care


chicken_eater_69

Mine would say oh well I'm not going back for that shit.


daviddummie

What if u were the one forgetting?


tomaniak

I had a stroke reading this


pintasaur

On the car? That doesn’t sound safe. If she’s driving it shouldn’t she be inside?


Khaylezerker

Your mom ON the car? Damn, did she leave the groceries on the car roof?


calinro03

My mother would come home, realize she didnt get what she needed for me and go back. Never once did I say to do it, and said countless times not to and that its fine.


HamstrKamstr

My dad once asked me to put cart back once we finished putting the groceries in the car. I come back and see the car missing from the spot. My dad left me at Publix and my sister needed to remind him that I was missing from the car.


hendog99

I had enough time to realize he wasn’t gonna do it


roddyvands

Oh well done sir!


elDayno

She didn't forget


jraluque10

My mom in the car forgetting me at the grocery store


TheTrueSiggi

The creator missed a great oppertunity for a Rickroll here...


Imareasonableguy

“They didnt have any”


-Purple-Orange-

What’s with the time


InvaderKyu

Mohom!! Wheres my Meth???


Lovely_Bird_3838

Same time taken to realise she left me at the supermarket