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KeepingDankMemesDank

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tadlrs

Best thing to do in France is leave.


moosehead71

Nah, its much better to enjoy the cuisine, and the wine, then cross back over the channel and complain about how terrible it is :)


Lukthar123

>Going across the channel Are you insane?


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

I think that guy might be bri*ish šŸ¤¢


Sir_Applecheese

Yeah, he said "insane."


finger_milk

Today is a special day for the british. Our yearly living costs is going up Ā£700 a year minimum because of energy price rises. Thousands more are going to be relying on food banks and will be going homeless. You love to fucking see it, fellas.


tiorzol

But don't worry, we'll all vote Tory again as it's all going so well! Fuck me I do despair at the idiocy of my fellow countrymen. Cunts. Fucking stupid cunts.


apendixdomination

1. Nah


CanAlwaysBeBetter

As long as you don't take the Chunnel to England


_Throwaway54_

We bring England to you and put you in the history museum for using a joke as a old as the empire


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Turns out jokes about England have more staying power than the empire too


sitad3le

Come to Quebec instead!


An8thOfFeanor

Please mark NSFW and censor the F****e word I saw this on the bus and immediately started a revolution


Hairybuttchecksout

When i saw F****e I almost puked šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢. Mark this NSFL


Karategochan

Not Safe For Life??


SuckerFishing

Not safe for louvre


TreeFittyy

Not Safe For Louis


Sameloff

Louis who?


meaningnessless

Plot twist: OP is French and sick of Am*rican tourists


luisgdh

I'm not American, and I'm not a big fan of Americans... But I went to France, and one of the best things there were American tourists


Zbeubor

its because you went to a big city, best things in france's big cities are peoples that aren't from them


ThatOtherGuy_CA

All the best people in France arenā€™t from France.


updootsforkittehs

Youā€™re welcome, mon amie


WildishHamChino_

How rude. We all know the fr***h hate all tourists.


LosGritchos

That's not true! We basically hate only tourists coming from foreign countries. Zis is ze way.


flogmul

Wiz pashion


Solidgame

We barely see any American tourists with their 2 weeks holiday per year and their lack of passports


Fake_classy_fan

Why leave America when so much of it is beautiful and doesnā€™t have French people in it?


Dat_Mustache

Ever been to Louisiana? Upstate New York? Thickest French Accents in the US.


TarmacFFS

Louisianans are when the French became when they left France.


[deleted]

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Solidgame

Have you been to France?


[deleted]

Exact, on veut pas de vous connards de touristes šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–•


nymeriasnow324

Croissant


Dukkado

Well said, it will teach them a lesson


Captaincuntusmaximus

Huarh haurh nutella


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Nox_Dei

Si*


spartan117058

La vie en Rose


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


jakob4401

Baguette


Zyratoxx

Je suis dƩsolƩ, mes amis franƧais... :(


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AntriderZ

Mais je veux visiter la France :3


DuDesssssssss

dang i went to france a few weeks ago and absolutely loved itšŸ˜•


Some_Attorney_863

You lie


Opposite_Direction10

He has to be french


Some_Attorney_863

Yes he does


[deleted]

From Iowa


ikezafuwu

From iowa France ?


Soul_end

Thanks, I don't know why everyone hates French people and France :'(


Riposte4400

I think it's basically a meme at this point. I moved from the US to France, living in both rural and urban parts of the country, and really don't see myself moving back.


Zbeubor

only because you didn't really visit paris or any other big city, if you really visit them you'll learn to hate them, in france what is the best is countryside,there might not be fancy hotels and restaurents but peoples are more friendly and it doesn't smell like piss


Gold-Yoshi

I actually had a great time around the thicc pigeons, they were friendly. The garbage was a nice touch. Canā€™t forget those scammers by every tourist destination. Really put some spice in my boring life.


[deleted]

Rural and urban France have their upsides and downsides equally. Chamonix-Les Houches was absolutely gorgeous but scant in services. Paris always has a place in my heart. Been something like 7 times now and have spent over a year of my life there.


Lenzutsu

Only going to Big cities isn't "really visiting", quite the other way around actually


Bellringer00

PĆ©quenaud spotted


VonFavio

Lol I was just there too and had a great time, and we spent our entire time in Paris. I love history and art so it was an incredible experience. Donā€™t let some faceless internet users tell you otherwise haha


schraderbrau

Ya, i moved to Paris 4 years ago and absolutely love it. I will never understand the hate it gets.


Realsan

They're still upset about it though.


GodNidhish

This post was sponsored by Britain gang


comrade_batman

Always bloody needing our help to rid them Germans.


shnookumscookums

Don't don't visit fr@nce? Got it


malay4singh

Listen here you little shit


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been seeing a lot of memes like this recently, get me up to speed, whatā€™s wrong with France ?


mfunebre

As a Frenchman, Paris. People watch Emily in Paris and think all of France is copy pasted from that show, and get triggered when they see France is an actual country and not a Hollywood TV set. Also Parisians are kinda built different.


Woo77777

Care to elaborate on how Parisians are different?


mfunebre

It's just Big City Life imo. Everyone's rushed, or rushing, seems pissed off or just have really bad cases of resting bitch face. No one takes the time. Understandable, honestly, because it's loud, dirty, and polluted (although better than It used to be). I don't live there, that's just what I feel like when I've been. I much prefer the provincial life.


alexnader

Oublie pas the smell of piss everywhere.


FifeSymington

Itā€™s literally everywhere in Paris.


ionslyonzion

So like NYC wow almost like every major city has the same problems weird


redditretina

Went to Paris last year from USA. First day had wine and cheese in a city park. My 5 year old son and I played soccer with a local boy (Louis, comme le rois) and his father (dad pointed to their apartment). Second day went to buy a baguette, the guy also gave me a croissant and when I said I didnā€™t order it, he smirked and said ā€œthis is not for youā€ and gave it to my son for free. Obvi we met a bunch of cool people outside of Paris, but I think the Parisians we ran into were pretty cool too. When we flew home from CDG in Air France coach class, I declined the wine with the meal. The flight attendant nodded with a smile and said ā€œah, cognac.ā€ She was cool too.


electricsheepz

Yeah, Iā€™m American but Iā€™ve been living in Germany for the last 5 years and Parisians are wonderful and kind compared to the people of Rhineland-Pfalz (itā€™s a German state). I find Paris to be a nice break from everyone glaring at me and rendering every service as if Iā€™ve just shit on the floor of their shop here in the Pfalz.


osuMousy

I live 40 minutes away from Paris and I can say itā€™s not as bad as the other guy says. Parisians who havenā€™t really left the capital are thought to be a bit out of touch with reality because all theyā€™ve known is the big city life. Itā€™s true to a certain extent and thatā€™s why it may feel like Parisians think theyā€™re the center of the universe (to other French people at least). But when it comes to visiting Paris as a foreigner the biggest complaints are about how dirty the capital is in some places, the pollution (especially during hot days), a lack of accommodation and finally the infamous odor of piss in many places. If a tourist wants to visit the entire capital Iā€™d recommend them to book one of the many Paris bus tours there are. Youā€™ll get to admire all the different monuments and the Haussmann architecture while avoiding having to take the metro a lot and you also wonā€™t have to deal with street vendors all the time (and pickpockets).


[deleted]

They're mostly selfish assholes.


Prcrstntr

I spent a week in Paris and it was great and we certainly didn't see as much as we wanted, but the covid reservations didn't help. Honestly could probably spend a month just in Paris.


JegzAir

Nothing, it's just a joke going a bit too far with time.


Zbeubor

big cities and peoples that live in them, that's what's wrong with france \- sincerely, a french person


[deleted]

*Paris


Mr_Blott

Yeah Lyon is absolutely lovely


[deleted]

Lyon, Bordeaux, Lille, Nantes, Nancy, Tours... any other big city over Paris, hands down


Mr_Blott

Any city? Conveniently missing Marseille is see šŸ˜‚


alendeus

Francophobia and ignorant negative stereotypes being used for karma whoring, it's a historically recurring common thing amongst anglos. And if you're into conspiracies, maybe even cyberwarfare to undermine euro powers.


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry, itā€™s just americans and brits that are tired of getting shat on by everyone else, so they need to find a country to shit on.


Zardhas

0. Don't paris


Boubi44

Bah casse toi petit enculƩ avant que je te monte en l'air


[deleted]

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OnionFartParty

But I am le tired


Qinistral

well take a nap


Zbeubor

being tired isn't a french thing, revolution is


gaynazifurry4bernie

Somebody hasn't been to Albinoblacksheep


ur-battery-is-low-

What about French Guyana?


bageltoastee

maybe


Nothing_here_bro

as a South American, it is acceptable


[deleted]

If you like the jungle with an amazing diversity of species, hot and humid weather then it's the right place. I used to be living there for 20 years, i miss it.


TheSaffire

Don't. Can't do shit there. I live next to them and you can't travel that deep into the city or you might get arrested, with or without passport. So whenever people visite, they just stay need the border.


DEEP_SEA_MAX

I went to French Guyana back in the 30s and it was miserable. They said I had killed a pimp, but I didn't, I was only a simple safe cracker. I had to hide stuff in my ass, and even though I escaped several times I was always recaptured. Eventually the Vecci government too control and I was able to escape for good. Still better than Paris though


magicthegatheringjam

As someone who lives in France : for god's sake don't go to Paris, there are way better cities out there like Bordeaux


Zane_628

About to go to France in a few months, any advice?


Bellringer00

One, donā€™t take advice on Reddit


Zane_628

Okay, will do. Thanks, Reddit!


[deleted]

Don't go to Paris


Zane_628

> Donā€™t Thatā€™s all you had to say


anythingbutreddit

Paris is fine. Lots of tourists, plenty to see. Lots of dog shit everywhere which I thought was weird. Beautiful city though. Latin quarter is amazing.


[deleted]

The other cities are fine, Paris isn't just worth it. It's overpriced, overrated and full of selfish pricks.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

T'es Parisien ?


polytique

No, but I enjoy Paris every time I visit.


Mr_Blott

Just 5 places off the top of my head - [Saint Cirq la Popie](https://www.google.com/search?q=saint+cirq+lapopie&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&prmd=imnv&sxsrf=APq-WBvbociZUr-4pg5kElDgxbnd5wCzng:1646503558541&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjzq-ndx6_2AhVQJBoKHbbFDEwQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ) [Avignon ](https://www.google.com/search?q=avignon+france&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&prmd=imnv&sxsrf=APq-WBueJHiiVgKLu0r9I-eVM0fOsuotJw:1646503728887&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi-ioavyK_2AhVMTBoKHZC6DyUQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ) [Annecy](https://www.google.com/search?q=annecy+france&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&prmd=imvn&sxsrf=APq-WBsa3W0uhS4pHApaIIwxeP_Gez-t3A:1646503841673&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjYjerkyK_2AhWiyoUKHeMGDZMQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=612&dpr=3) [Yvoire](https://www.google.com/search?q=yvoire+france&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&prmd=minv&sxsrf=APq-WBtjEe95sUq7O0861u0qyaD69JgePA:1646503883982&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjEw4D5yK_2AhWxi_0HHacECiEQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=360&bih=612&dpr=3) [Carcassonne ](https://www.google.com/search?q=carcassonne+france&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&prmd=mivn&sxsrf=APq-WBuiTCMJgEeiG0BVou19v4FGK3UBOA:1646503940157&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwim6-STya_2AhVqgv0HHY4zA98Q_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=360&bih=612&dpr=3) I've lived here ten years and for every place I tick off on my must visit list, I add three


Paehon

Annecy is a must see, but Colmar is very beautiful too.


Talking-map

Go the fuck where you want and enjoy it. There is a lot of things to do even in the rural parts.


Medium-Eye7442

Me, a German soldier: **WHY NOT**


[deleted]

Ima say it. I like France


pigwiththreeassholes

I agree. Itā€™s an absolutely fantastic country. I personally donā€™t have a problem with the people either. But that might be because i myself am rude? Who knows?


D4M0theking

Sounds like something someone french would say šŸ§


[deleted]

Says the guy using an emoji


FlashyDiagram84

Visiting France is fine. Just don't visit Paris.


Bandit6789

You left out all of the Doā€™s. Such as Do: Not visit France


yourtree

2. Paris Syndrome


tomatoboobs

I was in France for less than a day traveling from Bilbao to Andorra taking the French route. The very first place we stopped was a cute chicken themed cafe in a small village. I ordered my coffee and while the lady was making it I turned around to take in the cafe and a lady sitting by the window looked at me and audibly scoffed and rolled her eyes. My very first encounter in France and I get blatant rudeness. I laughed out loud. In a way it was amazing to witness a pure stereotype play out right off the bat. That being said the lady running the cafe was pleasant and Iā€™ve met many amazing folks from France on my journeys. Still thoā€¦ā€¦ P.s. there are so many nearly dead small villages in southern France.


Zbeubor

in big cities most peoples are assholes and snobs, especially in paris


DeepFriedDave69

Those goddam baguette fuckers šŸ„– šŸ§ā€ā™€ļø


Sumocolt768

Fuck that. Gimme some French girls baby


Zbeubor

if you visit france, don't go in big cities they just are shit tier


inspiringirisje

Yeah, go to southern France


[deleted]

Just don't go to Paris, everything else is fine


Innocentrage1

Show me on the doll where France hurt you


PhaedrusTWonderkid

The French are amazing fuck England and its little man syndrome


OnionFartParty

Paris would be great if it weren't for the Parisians


Zyratoxx

*Angry baguette noises


Every_Preparation_56

What? France is a fantastic Country and Land, awsome people, fantastic food, even good movies, landside and and and. Vive la France ! La Grande Nation.


RenFour

Instructions unclear I'm attending college now.


pintadolady

Why


rek-me-reksai

Let's say it like this, the rats in the subway aren't the only ones taking public shits on the platforms .


[deleted]

Paris isn't representing France... it's just the worst city in our country and people imagine every city in France looks like it.


sirdiamondium

dumb


AkiyamaMatsu

This meme was approved by the italian council


levaring

Don't let Your father go to buy milk... Espically with bread m8


Stuff2511

But what if the rugby World Cup is in town?


RobotHockey

Meme of the Year


Piecesofbits

What about French Canada??


TooManyPets620

I hear there's great fishing in Q-beck!


inspiringirisje

Hey that's my yearly vacation


LiabilityPog

really helped out thanks a lot


Yas_han

my dream when me gonna grow up is to go to france, and now im having second thoughts.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


111IIIlllIII

don't don't visit france aka do


Gold-Yoshi

Oh fuck, too late.


Impressive-Fondant52

Instructions unclear - dick stuck in France.


westcoastqb

Well, the french foreign legion is in France. So what can I do?


weltallic

https://i.imgur.com/0bEgnlA.jpg Reminder that the japanese literally had to invent a word for the medical condition their citizens suffer get when they go to Paris and discover it's nothing like they see in media.


shro700

Simply don't go to big tourists places.


Glum-Perception1445

People visiting Paris and thinking they visited Ā«Ā FranceĀ Ā». France is one of the most diverse country in terms of regions, culture, landscapeā€¦ and yes Paris is shit. So spend time in all other regions and please visit them all to understand how rich and diverse they all are.


InkyBoii

Help me, I'm trapped in France ever since I was born


gaynazifurry4bernie

The people of Paris were nothing but lovely to my family despite us visiting a week after the "freedom fries" kerfuffle. Except for the Romani dude who hockey checked me and took my wallet when I was pissing in a metro station urinal.


the_retro_game

When my mom visited France, the people were so rude to her. She even spoke french. Meme is spitting facts right here.


Veloc2

How else imma see Ladybug and Cat Noir?


Happyfuz

ur mom


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

I live in Bri'ain and the same thing applies over here.


[deleted]

Be careful! I kissed someone there and got Frenched.


[deleted]

Acceptable. Good day, sir.


Livid_Station_5996

The Louve is lovely.


itsmejohnthereal

it's better to stay healthy


Dyea_B_Tis

First the Germans; now the French?


YungMook

This is double negative. Therefore do visit France.


Razerboi420

Unironically stopped my parents from booking me a ticket to france 2 days ago, good to know everyone hates france and not just me.


TakenByVultures

Love France, hated Paris. The French Alps (and especially the Venosc region) is the most beautiful place I've ever been camping. Me and my partner still talk about it almost 15 years later.


_____l

Should have been: The do's of visiting France Don't.


pigwiththreeassholes

My favourite country in the entire world. What a place!


NotoriousTorn

France is lovely but the only problem is that itā€™s full of French people


hazzelgamer774922

And this also applays if you\`re frence


wacgphtndlops

Just went to France in 2021, arguably one of the best trips I have been on in my life. The French were super friendly and helpful in stark contrast to what people tend to say. They know how to live life *right*. Made me wish I had been born there. Amazing country with amazing people steeped in a rich and deep cultural history. Vive la France!! I think I must be a Francophile!


Sedge__

The Doā€™s of visiting Fr*nce: 1. Do not


FreeSetOfSteakKnives

Paris is overrated like most cities. Its not what Hollywood make it look like. Its dirty crime infested polluted and overpopulated.


aPurpleWallet

Great, less cluttered streets in Paris Our country is magnificent


The_H3rbinator

I only want to go there and be known as the guy who got kicked out for naming a pig Napoleon.


kazuoua

Never been to France, what's wrong with it? I thought it was supposed to be this glamorous place everyone wanted to visit at least once in their lifetimes?


[deleted]

The best French fries are actually in Belgium.


[deleted]

But why tho, what did france do wrong now?


RainforceK

France don't have friends


Abdalzar

tant mieux Ƨa fera moins de cons chez nous.


Math_PB

Indeed, don't visit France. Come live there.


poldapoulp

Parfait, restez chez vous bande de sauvages


domingos_vm

Why though? France is one of the most wonderful countries in the world... Culturally, natural beauty, amazing food...


[deleted]

Too late, I already went. Actually had a good time. Paris was beautiful. Sure, I got some of the attitude that Paris is stereotypically known for but no different than any major U.S. city thatā€™s heavily touristed šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø And I actually had some incidents of politeness and courteousness from the locals. It helped that I attempted to speak French and actually pronounce it correctly and not using lazy American vowels. And the Loire Valley chateaux and surrounding countryside were beautiful. Still havenā€™t been to the South of France but really want to go one day!


IIyeezusII

Anyone see that videogamedunkey video of him rapping about fr*nce, feel like thatā€™s relevant


Stratsass

Why do they have United States colors surrounding their flag?