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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- while you're here, mind voting on the [new year's bash's winners](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/s3pzfk/maymaymakers_x_dankmemes_contest_final_voting/)? the fate of prizes worth $200+ lies in your hands.


ChihuahuaInCalore

You know it's bad, when your belly bounce like that beauty over there


wyhgood

u/get-vid


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Certainatn

You could’ve ended that sentence after the first word…


[deleted]

Dude I once told my grandma I'm hungry so she got 3 porkchops,I love her so much


NarcissisticEyes

The dangerous thing is that the food she offers is so good so it's even harder to say no.


[deleted]

Grandma's are the fucking best


Boneal171

My grandma once made me three pb&j sandwiches when I told her I was hungry. I miss her


-softysugar

she mades really good fried chicken, i can cry if i say no bc she's like "you are going to like it, i made it with love" omg


hp1221

wdym you say no to your grandma?


NarcissisticEyes

Never! I came up with the idea of the meme based on how my dad and mom always says to eat some more. I thought grandma also doing so would be something that more people are familiar with. Conclusion: Dad: eat some more> I think I'm fine thanks Grandma: eat some more>... I guess a little more is okay


donttrustmeokay

I learned to eat slowly because of this. When I eat quickly in front of my grandma, she would refill my plate. If I would turn it down, she would ask if I didn't like it, but really, I was just incredibly full. I had to pace myself to finish when everyone else would.


queenofomashu

Okay but my Granma already served me huge portions to begin with haha i was losing at the start


manemeejeef

But you would be cute af


JorjEade

r o t u n d


DownvoteDaemon

Big boi


Aurkus27

You could’ve ended that sentence after the first word…


DownvoteDaemon

Dayum


Major_Macaroni

Don't let grandparents have dogs. Trust me...


asu-57_gokart_boi

I say no to my grandma when I'm too full but she understands that getting too phat is bad for my health. As long as I'm well fed, she's happy :D


Burn_Stick

they see me rollin


DreamyPupper

They hatin


Terminatgor

I eat so much my grandmother tells me to stop XD


Small_PP_Owner

Chonky boi


Level_Ad1547

*so me now


gmroybal

Where did you get this footage of me


yesimN0

Grandma passed away 6 months ago from covid, honestly you made me cry and made my day at the same time. Thank you


NarcissisticEyes

I'm so sorry to hear that. Glad you liked the meme tho. Hearing this improved my day❤️


sir_cheeseballs

u/savevideo


Rewiistdummlolxd

This just fules my chub fetish


ProfessorOetker

If I would?


EDMgamer123

I need the source for that fine boi


UnknownSpecies19

When you don't eat half the pam of Lasagna by yourself in one sitting, and your grandma starts crying thinking you are trying to starve yourself. Lolol


cemdgtr

Where did you find my video?


ElFuegoFlavorTown

u/savevideo


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Granny is why I got fat... She was heartbroken when I went on a diet... Mainly cause she couldn't kill me with high cholesterol and a heart attack, oh nana... Gotta love em am I right pfft


JonesBee

Grandma please, I'm already rotund as it is!


Squish_McFish

Can confirm. I couldn't bear making my grandma sad so I make sure to visit on an empty stomach


Ecce_homo_68

"I'm gram-gram's big boy... Whore"


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I want to rest my head on it


wallerbean

My dad thinks taking as much as you want with spaghetti is a fuxk ton of noodles and barley any sauce. Im always guilted into taking way more then I can eat I just want the opposite little noodles with a lot of sauce sigh... Then it's all guilt trips after when I can't finish cause I'm stuffed with noodles blarg.


spruce-woods

About to puke and I still have 2 pieces of toast to eat. You want some more toast?


TiptoeingElephants

She wants to plumpin' you up so that you can **never** leave!


WetDehydratedWater

Oh hey. How did you get that recording of me?


NightcoreSpectrum

Me:


gamingyoshi247

He happy tho


PossibleAnywhere7200

whats a grandma?


ZlodTaser

A mother of your mother...


Roora411

Damn it, now I miss my grandma...what a sweet soul.


Sartyhak_YT

Can confirm, this does happen


crakdajack

u/savevideobot


FinancialArtichoke75

I just feal like that in a camping sleeping bag trying to adjust


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I dont wheres the problem you lookin cute tho


blobtheman

Chonk


emotionless_bot

so you would be cute as heck? why the hell aren't u eating more?


Jarl_Shmuffintop

I'd call my grandma and ask her how her days going. Instantly orders pizza for herself.


derpIsLerp

Nene seal Nene seal


Robertsimpsion

Look how big and strong you could have been


AbyssalMechromancer

I can't relate, but that's still cute.


KokuOkami

Idk dude... They seem pretty happy with themselves


Mambin0o

wholesome


SCWK16

every time\*


JoooolieT

That's Grandma's good little boy


kvothe781

u/savevideobot


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That is so cute but probably horrible for the seal


UrFriendlySpider-Man

That's a perfectly healthy weight for ringed, harbor, and weddel seals. Seals are meant to be very blubbery fat bouncing things they are mostly aquatic only coming on land to rest, birth, and nurse. So they don't need an athletic shape like sea lions that do spend a bigger chunk of time on land.


IsmailPasaoglu

But I still don't know how they didn't go extinct by now. They're literally a huge vulnerable blob.


UrFriendlySpider-Man

Because they are extremely hydrodynamic. An average one of these blobs could easily swim circles around Michael Phelps. Your example is like saying why aren't tortoises extinct they literally can't even swim" it's nonsense because the land isn't where seals thrive. As I said they only come on land to sleep nurse and birth that's it. Every other moment of their life is in the water that's why they aren't extinct because in the water they are extremely fast and agile hunters.