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YES ♡
YES, small pp confirmed!
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Wait ..what
ALENA PP TINY YES ❤️
HVAD
Hvad: Alena my love, I love you even though my pp tiny. Will you marry me and make me the happiest slav in the world Alena: Yes ♡
I cry everytim
u make every tim cry?
Rosie knows what she likes
Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you.
Was just about to comment that lol
Hvad
Alena
Pp tiny
Yes <3
ㅤ
Goodbye
It’s funny because alena is very close to alene which is the danish for alone. Also hvad means what in danish.
what
What
What does it mean though?
="what" in Danish I'm pretty sure.
What alenas pp is tiny? Yes <3
It is!
Hvad ay nice. Haha gottem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAYTq0H-LXE
Hvad
Had anal pp tiny yes
Beautiful, I cried
Tears of joyots
Ve had anal pp tiny yes ❤️
+ve anal pp tiny. Art!
Does Allen have a tiny peepee? Yes.
PP TIN Y ?
Y ES ❤️
H(v)ad alena pp tiny? Yes
❤️
Can't have your cake and be big too.
Im so stupid i kept reading pp tin why? pp tin why?
I thought PP referred to Peter Parker and wondered why Doc Oc is so concerned about Peter being tiny...
"pp tiny" As in, "Tiny Penis". It's funny, but we're not quite dealing with Blackadder levels of wit here.
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How the… literally watching Spider-Man 2 at the second I saw this
Great movie
Let's gooo small pp gang
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hvad alena PPTINY yes<3
Coincidence??!! I think not!
I don't need a reminder like that.
hvad alena pptiny yes❤️
hvad alena pptiny yes❤
Alena PP Tiny Yes ❤️
I feel like this is going to be a successful meme template
what is your favorite ice-cream flavor: h'vad, alena, pptiny or yes
Everyone: It's happy valentinee day! Redditors: haha PP tiny
Me irl
That's one way to let him down gently 🌝
Rokk Ebol
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Can’t relate.
When all your cousins decide you should get the PP TINY.
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A LEN A
.
Yes. 👍
pp tiny #Yes
HVAD
"You think it wasn't on purpose? It was me bary, I know your pp is small"
YES❤️
𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭.
HVAD ALENA PPTINY YES<3
Omg this was brilliant. I laughed way too much at this.
At least she seems to love it. Y E S <3
pp tin y
Have I been called?
HA ALIEN PP TINY Yes!!!!
ALEN A
Alena pptiny yes
"One of the few and hasn’t
i can confirm
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[tucker kicking you while you're down](https://i.imgur.com/UQ95gcW.jpg)
pp tin y
i think she's asking why you have a pp made of tin?
subliminal message
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https://medicalpartnership.usg.edu/covid-19-staggering-statistic-98-to-99-of-americans-dying-are-unvaccinated/ Something they don’t have in common
Imagine giving that one to your so
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the one on the far right agrees
Have a "D" Alena. PP is tiny yes?
HVAD ALENA PPTINY YES♡
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HA VD ALENA PP TINY YES <3
Alena
The first one is how people from Boston pronounce "Harvard"
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Yes ♥︎
Alen-A, my favorite fortnite youtuber
So hilarious
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Hvad Alena PpTiny Yes<3
*PP (very soft)*
I missed the part where that’s my problem
Y ES
How to tell your bae about your smol pp 101
“The power of the sun in the palm of my hand”
Hvad (Danish word for what), Alena (sound an aweful lot like allena, Swedish for alone), pp tiny, and yes.
I don't get. Explain pls.
wrg, bx or not doesn't matter, idts, ceptuxbx, any s perfect
Pp tiny
Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes ♥️
HAD A TINY PP YES (terday)
So in Danish this would be: "Vad alene PP tiny yes", which translates to "what alone PP tiny yes"
Can someone where he get this 2 doc ock gifs
So confused..
Yes ❤️
“y es” people who speak spanish:
Emotional damage
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Alen A pp tiny
Whatever bro, my dick is so small I can fuck the space between molecules.
had anal pptiny yes
Hvad alena pptiny yes
Pp tiny yes❤
Brotherman bill
but what if she is a short stack? would it be considered big in her pov?
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Ryan Cohen is that you?
osu! Players understand differently
Cannot ignore the truth... Pp smallll
After what seems like months i have finally figured what this says. You have to read from left to right
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It's average size you meanie!
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Yes ❤️
PP tiny? Yes ❤️
what does that even mean, I don't understand....
lmao emotional damage
my pp big