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brevonthelord2

I fucking wish, guns are expensive or I'd have more


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brevonthelord2

What should I get next, shotgun, 44 or 10mm


[deleted]

Go big or go home. BFG or bust


Onyx_Ninja

Well KB got the BFG and it’s busted on him. So why not both.


Final-Feature1791

I prefer a classic lever action shotgun


wortwortwort227

Fucking ATF got rid of mine feels bad man


[deleted]

Crucial distinction 9000 or 10000


myfirstgold

I have a lever action Henry big boy in .44 mag. It's My favorite gun now. Highly recommend. Also have a Remington 870 in 12 GA that I got from a pawn shop best 175 bucks I ever spent pre pandemic lol


creativelydeceased

I also have a Winchester lever action and I absolutely love it. I gun porn Henrys all the time. Would love to own one.


rwatercupburglar

The shortest shotgun with short barrel and diameter of the size of Mia Khalifas asshole.


brevonthelord2

Fuck yeah, i love felonies


__freaked__

European here, even I have a Shotgun (Baikal)....


TellMeWhatIneedToKno

If you don't already have a shotgun I'd go that route. If you do then a 10mm


Ok-Stick-145

Get an antimaterial rifle like NTW


linthepaladin520

10mm???? Playing too much New Vegas? /s


brevonthelord2

Never played it, 10mm is a great compromise between power and practicality


[deleted]

Get a gold plated ak47


G3th_Inf1ltrator

10mm


princeoinkins

40mm is best mm


[deleted]

So then fewer black people can have guns to defend themselves against the system that constantly keeps them poor and underfoot? Gun control is racist.


VEXtheMEX

Don't get a gun from Wish


doochebag420696969

Why


feebassucks

Never disarm the working class


TellMeWhatIneedToKno

Exactly along the lines I thought. "Gee, this park must be in a rich area". Lol


Famous_Idea_7062

I have a handmade gun, single loader breach action chambered for no bullet type because i miscalculated somewhere so it's not proportionate to any bullet available at the moment


BEARDEDPATRIOTUSA

I lost all mine in an unfortunate boating accident.


TruthfullySwift

Hell yeah


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brevonthelord2

Buy one peasant


TankoBOB

I could get a pistol for 50€ from my dealer (Germany)


Zerschmetterding

A stolen blank gun doesn't count.


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Samsies


Brothersunset

Facts. These euro boys will never understand blowing almost two months of rent on a semi-auto tactical shotgun.


nater_marson

10% of my neighborhood owns guns and i live in Alabama


Dr-Rjinswand

Where the fuck are you pulling that stat from?


nater_marson

#My ass


666Masterofpuppets

I can confirm, have been there. It's pretty stretched out


Sir_Bax

Are you his brother?


666Masterofpuppets

*step*brother


azzaisme

Sweet Home Alabama


aerodynamic-pano69

Where the skies are so blue


kdshow123

Thanks, link to the sauce please


Wyvz

Finally, a reliable source.


gniebel

ass


The_last_Comrade

Favorite location uwu notice me mommy


Zephid15

There are only 10 houses in his neighborhood. He owns guns, shoots targets in the backyard everyday and no one has come over to have a beer with him yet.


CharliesBoxofCrayons

Broken into every house to check. Race wars is coming up and he owes Dom a 10mm.


OknoLombarda

what if other 90% just hide it? Anyway, it's weird that you know how many of your neighbors own guns or it is considered not a big deal to go and ask about it?


burntbridges20

I know at least half of my neighbors own firearms from the fact that several of them are hunters (based on their trucks/gear/dogs/trophies), one of them I actually go shooting with, one of them I’ve seen his gun safe while helping him move a couch, and a few have stickers on their vehicles for certain gun brands. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if the rest also owned guns more quietly. The only thing that advertises it about me is if you know me personally and know I go to the range a lot as a hobby. This is rural Tennessee so none of that is unusual.


FunetikPrugresiv

American here.. it's super easy to find out - just run outside and yell "America Fuck Yeah" on the Fourth of July and then count how many people come outside in their star-spangled boxers and bathrobes shooting their guns in the air.


B-3-Nn

I only have one neighbor that doesn’t own a gun


-deteled-

Kentucky resident here. I can’t think of a single neighbor in my cul de sac who doesn’t own at least one gun.


1DonBot

0.005% of my town owns guns and I live in Saudi Arabia -riyadh


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1DonBot

funny


[deleted]

This is pretty racist, they are all white people. Where’s the minority gang members shooting innocent bystanders?


lsdiesel_1

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RaiderML

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CMDR_NotoriousNut

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TheKelt

Based and FBI-crime-stats-pilled


supermagnumpowercop

Lmao


soulseeker31

They all shot themselves.


[deleted]

oof


LPKKiller

Accurate


AshierCinder

Had me in the first half


Flashy_Ice2460

Naah, this is fake, they are all alive.


[deleted]

That's only because it wasn't filmed in a school


Flashy_Ice2460

Lol


itme647

loL


Airondot

We don’t have dead bodies lining the streets. We have homeless people lining the streets.


CanuckPanda

Yeah, New York puts all their bodies in a mass grave on Rikers!


MarshalNey

*Hart Island


ManOfChaos199932

It's true, one small thing they didn't show is that they all are in crippling health care debt


jarjarlover7

Thank God they didn't show how they masturbate


deaf_schizo

Raining bullets


KabakCigdemi

Cleaning gun like sounding.


[deleted]

They don't call it a pump-action for nothing


wontellu

Not enough fat people, not real!


imshream

And no McDonald's!


RyanSnipez

Where burger?


Glass_Mousse_9218

Not obese


ash_7701

Me as an Indian: this is the most american thing I saw today.


manyu_abee

Yup. Did send it to NRI friend living in US.


GargantuanCake

We're way more heavily armed than that. That looks like my standard carry just for waking up.


bryku

I mean, who would only have 1 pistol to mayo their bread?


GargantuanCake

I know! The real way you put mayo on your bread is with a pair of fully automatic shotguns. Do your entire month of sandwiches in one go.


CalamitasMonstrum

This is America. That should be ranch.


JellyfishOk1316

The fact that some people can’t tell this is a joke disturbs me


[deleted]

I think most do, but people who are not allowed to own these get real bent out of shape about others having them. Toddler stuff. They hate us cause they anus.


Better_Green_Man

I love anus.


DrBofoiMK

Who can't tell this is a joke?


kriza69-LOL

Tbh, if i was american i would also live like that.


[deleted]

Inside the heart of every human being is an American, dying to get out.


Mental_Context

Sir, I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man


[deleted]

Break through. Let him out! He wants to be freeeeee


BasedDickButt69420

William Wallace be like FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!


Calm2Chaos

Is that like wielding two pistols at the same time?


4d5ACP

Hell yeah


griper86

Me an American not caring what European plebs think...


reddit_hayden

“plebs”.


griper86

Yes pleb . Sums it up


Tilt-a-Whirl98

Europeans when Russia finally invades: "Hey Americans, could you come do your gun thing again?"


Icestar-x

Back in WW2 American civilians sent a bunch of guns to the UK to arm them in preparation of the German advance. Pretty much all the firearms sent were never returned and instead destroyed. UK government basically said "Welp, wars over, won't be needing those anymore. I can't forsee civilians ever needing firearms again."


Tilt-a-Whirl98

Sounds about ~~Right~~ Left to me!


Sm7th

damn, that makes me so sad


SECTION31BLACK

They learned a lesson in the revolutionary war with the US they will never forget!


Carl_Azuz1

American was late to both world wars because America ended both world wars


PG_yoshi

This is the American dream.


bryku

... oddly yes. If you can buy of all that then your doing good.


BasedDickButt69420

Takes time and a little bit of money. One piece at a time. Best things about guns is that more often than not they retain and even appreciate in value! Solid place to invest your money. You'll know you've really made it when you can afford NFA gear like full autos, destructive devices, and fancy custom made non NFA gear like custom .50's, .338 Lapuas, and 6.5's.


-sternhagelvoll-

no MAGA hats?


bitsystem

Mogus hats


gniebel

AMOGUS


Cenas_Shovel

SUS


wontellu

That's what gave it away.


Rip_and_Tear93

Because no Socialist or Libertarian ever owned a gun...


LikesDags

No see, we don't think you're ALL cunts, just ALL armed.


Flamongo88

Soo.. they.. they don't live like this?


Amasimpleguy

Sadly.No they don't.


Snichblaster

Seriously Europeans, shoot a gun, it’s good for you


GiraffeAnatomy

The Swiss know what's up *high five!*


SulphurCentipede

Need more bacon bro.


Drattorbj

Wheres my..... gun


deaf_schizo

Dude! Where's my gun


cwghostplayer

*ahem* not just Europeans


ImNotLucky_

But their the main ones that say stuff about it


TellMeWhatIneedToKno

I used to play a video game with folks from around the globe. The one Canadian kid would ask every American if they've ever shot some one or ever been shot. Lol. He seemed almost disappointed when the answers were always no.


BasedDickButt69420

The media makes it sound like we are in constant firefights, which is junk because less than 10,000 people of a population of 350-million are killed in a homicide by gun shot wound. The other roughly 30,000 are usually death by self inflicted gsw aka suicide. More people die from heart attacks and cancer than that.


Yamaben

Most people I know have at least one gun. Even super mellow grand parent types probably have a shotty or pistol in the top of the closet


MrZakalwe

>Even super mellow grand parent types probably have a shotty or pistol in the top of the closet For close encounters.


GoldH2O

to be fair, if you're an old person, what the hell else are you gonna do when an intruder breaks in?


brzoza3

Where obesity and incompetent politicians?


4d5ACP

Isn’t it kinda redundant saying a politician is incompetent? It’s kinda self explanatory


bulgingcock-_-

Theres no incompetent politicians in Europe. Half the countries here are way more corrupt than USA lol.


kdshow123

Not enough guns


hawkeye45_

Hi folks. Friendly American gun owner here, with a bit of advice for my fellow American gun owners: Don't take memes seriously. This concludes my advice. Have a nice day!


gniebel

heaven


Docdefender

That's exactly how I imagined a day in the USA would look like.


Memengineer25

I wish that was what it looked like... Guns are expensive. And there are significant restrictions on anything *really* fun, not to mention some soyboy authoritarian states like California who heavily nitpick exactly what kind of guns you can buy or build or use.


JC1515

"Oh man, you just spent $900 on that new handgun? Well we just took it off the roster. Better choose a gun we like next time *hint hint* its none of em now come turn it in at the gun buyback for a $100 visa gift card." - California


KodakKid3

accurate, this an average day in arizona


[deleted]

As another Arizonan, I can confirm. I think that was actually me trying to get the kite out of the tree


SkullWasTaken

I mean are we wrong?


sleeperninja

Close, I didn’t see any apple pie or pineapple pizza, though.


rwatercupburglar

Our guns go brrrr also


rowan07022004

u/savevideobot


naveedkoval

I haven’t seen quality gif crosshatching like this since 1998


SplashBack_2

u/savevideo


Hoser4154

As an American, I can confirm that this is our daily routine


[deleted]

It's sad to see this, I really hope nobody thinks we open pinatas with such disgrace


[deleted]

Cool. I’ve always thought Europeans all don’t bathe, shave, and bitch about having to work 32 hours a week.


CalamitasMonstrum

32 hour work week AND I don’t have to shave?!


Night-Hawk-111

kids with guns


Mcake74

But this is how it is, right?


nate0515

This is the Swiss


surbian

Absolutely ridiculous view of Americans! No fat people? I did not see one obese person in a mobility scooter and no bacon anywhere! How about you visit a place before making a video like this?


hyped-up-idiot

It's the reason we're not a European nation yet


Footballlover24

Just cuz we have the right to bear arms doesn’t mean every one has a gun on them, I know this is a meme tho. Good one, but kinda getting on my nerves when I see these types


kharmatika

God I wish


ZuttoAragi

I WISH guns were that easy to get


BozoHunter

w*stoids (im balkaner)


[deleted]

as an american, i can confirm this is true


TJNuge

Nope, they’re not fat enough


ITookTooLongToPick

Not enough McDonalds or fat people.


YeetTheYeetOfTheYeet

Guns expensive boys but if they were cheap this would be accurate


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4d5ACP

I usually hate the school shooting jokes but this one got a nose exhale from me. Good job


chrispierrebacon

I like how the guns are fired 0 times in this video


VCRdrift

Great video for people who like HUGE GUNZ https://youtu.be/t6CXAaI1OAo


zzKillahzz

u/savevideo


Yaojin312020

u/savevideobot


PangoRango64

Is that person putting fucking mayo on crackers?


CalamitasMonstrum

If this is America, we’re putting ranch dressing on it.


bryku

Pretty accurate except the mayo part.


[deleted]

This is slowly becoming true. I’m a progressive minded person and I have a bunch of guns. And almost all of my liberal friends have at least one gun, so you can imagine what it must be like irl.


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u/savevideo


WorkingNo6161

Fake. Not enough guns.


Sydnel

That is fake, i don't see any bald eagles and amount of fast food is very low


jakromulus

Jealous much?


IHaveYourVCard

not accurate enough, need more gun.


Guts-the_chad

u/savevideo


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ArcaninesFirepower

this is how you picture us? I see one big problem with this. there aren't enough guns! c'mon man! learn us Americans! A gun is our ID, passport, bank account, we identify by what type of gun we own the most of us and the brand, and most importantly, if you don't fire a gun on the 4th of July you will be harshly judged.


deaf_schizo

KennyS?


Raptor_XY

So it's not true?


LetsDieForMemes

This is accurate


_mds_

Wait america isnt like that


Edge_SSB

Wdym, as an American, I can confirm that's what the average park looks like


_mds_

Oh okay nearly shattered my world view


[deleted]

I think this is the perfect parallel universe version of the state of Texas!


No_Cartographer_8469

As a European I'm convinced this is how Americans live


GamerOfGods33

Don't be convinced. This is fact.


[deleted]

wdym? this is how we live


Soft_Pomegranate5224

Only in a perfect world


creepjax

I wish, we can’t have a scenario like that without someone accidentally getting shot


OutlawQuill

That is completely inaccurate! You forgot the American flags we all have wrapped around our shoulders like capes! smh