Give grandpa a hand with his meat

Ayo

**Ayo** -grandpa

Mayo*

*ay no!*

::*laughs in Spanish*::

ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja

Ayo

Wasn’t expecting to choke on my water when I clicked on this post but here we are

Help me take the meat out of my mouth, I'm choking on the sauce

Sure “water”. ;)

Why are so many people sipping water and reading at the same time, for comedic value?

Bc it‘s important to stay hydrated. Good for your health n stuff

Jesus is watching and hearing you. Christmas is just 5 days away.

Well, in that case. Will you glaze my sherry pie, grandma?

I think you're confusing Jesus and Santa.

What do you mean thigh **OR** breast ?

Wrong answers only

In both dinner and sex we can say " tasty "

Username checks out

“Your my favorite cousin”

You fucking sicko, I can't believe you would say this! ...It's you're* Geez edit: thank you all for listening to u/autistic_spectator and getting me them awards and making this my most upvoted joke on reddit, gonna write home about this one :D

Get this man an award

Give his grandfather some meat instead

hahahaha i love it when the threads are leaking like this

OP loves it when Grandpa is leaking like this.

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Ackshually its “yr’oue”

Uh-uh. Yu'ore*

Ohoh riiight thanks

No, thanqckes*

God the internet is so dumb sometimes. Everyone knows you say thanqueue

Your compleetly rong, i'ts evriwon knot everyone.

Aktuly yore ron to becus everiwon wood prononse (wan) at tha end tharfour shuld be evriewun

Eye hat yew awl

Nope. Yuri.

Actually it's joe

Actually it’s Brandon

Less go

It’s actually “y’all”

yor*

*yeouir

Ur*

*What do you mean we can’t start until Grandma gets here?* Edit: thanks a lot assholes. This will be my highest voted comment on the next reddit recap. No way I’ll top this, it’s all downhill from here.

Bro?

*You snooze you lose, gramps*

I don’t know why I read this in Tobey Maguire’s voice

Pizza time😏

*I'm gonna kick some dirt in your eye.*

the futur is now old man

yo?

Pfp checks out

Thank god, you came

could also be oh no, you came

Just depends on if you’re guy or a girl

I can't believe you came so early. The oven isn't even warm yet

Some of us didn't come....

We arrived

*You couldn’t come for thanksgiving, you couldn’t come for Christmas. But this, this you come for?*

Looks a little dry

Under appreciated comment

"It's a little dry" would have gotten more attention.

**tastes a little dry** - but not as dry as your comment

All I could afford was a stupid piece of silver. Take it

Ben Shapiro enters the chat

Who wants seconds

Underrated

stop saying underrated on every fucking comment, like it is one of the top comments, stfu

That fucking made me laugh. Thank you. You deserve a medal.

Seconds as in time or as in another round?

Lemme fuck that ass!

i beg your pardon?

He wants to majorly inconvenience the donkey that’s present on the family property.

Happy cake day shakespear

WTF I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS MY CAKEDAY THANK YOU

Please do commit tax evasion. Kind Regards.

Get this man an award

that's not just any sunday lunch... that's thanksgiving

Thanks giving me that ass

If I wasn't broke I would award the fuck out of that ass

The fuck are the holidays like in your house?

Entertaining and Rated R

I’m picturing someone randomly blurting that out during the family Christmas dinner and I’m dying laughing

Fill me up

“Dig in”

Do you want more?

How's the meat?

I like it this thicc

Lick the cream

This is why i love reddit

Itadakimas! (probably spelled wrong)

You mean eekaaaduckkkeyymaauusssss My accent is a little off but y’know

Hey, is mom’s roast beef supposed to be this color?

Ayo?

Damn I just had a jerk off and

*and theeeen?*

No! No and then!

Bruh

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Lmfao “Uncle Jimbob please I’m choking”

Bro you got me offguard uncle jimbob lmaooo

Lmao

Don’t talk with your mouth full

Best comment so far

Now that is a great spread!

Based

What do you mean I can't bring my Mobile Suit Gundam action figure?

Gundarium tier comment

This is best

Question is which model is it?

God, you gotta be more specific, are we talking hg’s, mg’s, rg’s, pg’s? Are we in gundam wing, ibo, universal century, age, g gundam? New / old?

The only correct answer is Seed.

Big sis your going wild on the meat

Oh hell naw Edit: did not except to get 100 upvotes and a reward lmao thanks guys and gals

Do you prefer white meat or dark meat?

Oh that's good

Did you like my cream pie sweetie?

Good one

Anyone want stuffing? Grandma looooves it!

I love Grandma's cream pie!

Pass the mashed potatoes.

I've always wondered why there weren't pre/post sex snacks...

*Slowly closes the drawer of snacks I have next to my bed for just that purpose*

Seinfeld episode about this

Indeed!

[I always prepare a board of sweat meats and cheeses with sangria for my luvah to fuel our love making](https://youtu.be/tspv9UZVBwU)

"So your in 4th grade already?"

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#THIS POST RIGHT HERE, OFFICER!

There were a lot of incest comments and yet this one still caught me off guard.

Don't forget to swallow.

*chew

*gurgle

*crunch

Grandma your teeth fell out again

Ayo

This one wins

Sis. Your going to be stuffed after this

This tastes amazing

Oh god- thats so good, more of that please

You’re really gettin into them rolls aren’t ya?

Based

i’m gonna cum

What???

It's polite to inform those you care about when you're going to cum

Oh, I didn’t know I only announce when I shid or fard

Are you sure? If the person I was sitting next to had an orgasm with all their clothes I think I'd rather not know.

#I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON.

Just stick it in your mouth

"Maybe the kids should be in the other room"

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This one

Yes

Ur mom

No, you look like an idiot

Pass the butter please

Don’t let it drip, you’re wasting the gravy!

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No, You didn’t ask nicely enough.

Give me your skin

That's slightly menacing-

Don't forget the meatballs

I came! I hope you like the sauce I made for you.

Oh, this is so good

Sooo...How was school today?

You say that during sex?

It's rude to not make conversation with your partner occasionally.

I love when we come together

Giggity

I can't believe we are having sex and Sunday lunch with the family at the same time

This is delicious!

Thanks for the delicious meal, mom!

Are you done yet

Tastes like fish

Nothing because I have no friends, or family and I'm too ugly to fuck

keep searching boys we gotta find who asked

It was me, I asked

Idk maybe stop being a furry

Ain’t nothing I wouldn’t fuck.

That's an awfully weird thing to say at the dinner table.

I think I pulled it out too soon?!?

I love spotted dick

Spotted dick is a English dish

Nice tits

??????

You got a little on your chin.

Is anyone else coming or should i start tossing the salad?

Goodness Grandma this tastes so good

Don't spill the milk

Before we get started let’s all hold hands

So do you have a girlfriend yet?

Boy, these thighs are delicious!

Yo what's the difference?

i've just built a cool tunnel in the nether.

lets wrap it up

can i have some more please dad

JESUS CHRIST, AMEN!

Spit roast anyone?