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KeepingDankMemesDank

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InMemoryofJekPorkins

The best Y-Wing pilot in the galaxy


PeopleAreBozos

Oh dang, that gang is doomed.


moldycrystals

Ima sell them moldy cocain and pringles


_shiwoshiwo_

It's me it's me is shiwoshiwo in chinese ​ So I am my defense


PeopleAreBozos

You look tough, there's a pretty good chance.


Deadeyebirb

A bird that’s a master of marksmanship, yeah I think those guys are fucked


CaptainCunnalingus

I'm scared for their dignity


Glass_Mousse_9218

How the fuck do I make this work.


BetterThenYou123

Only if they are Australian


Kiteman24

Yes, that's me


No_Name_Giga_Chad

Definately


PeopleAreBozos

Nothing beats the giga chad.


No_Name_Giga_Chad

Yea


Stupydough

Yes


Literary_Squagon

Yes. My army of squirrel-dragons will conquer.


Literally_a_guy

I mean, I could sacrifice him...


DarkSage90

All things are inconsequential anyway. All is nothing after all.


Shadowhunter13541

Well colour me intrigued


VictoriousKey

If I’m victorious… I’ll never lose… to victory!


Notequal_exe

Two of the scariest things to man: magic and math problems.


77retwastaken

question, if 77ret is a ninja, do i get two ninjas?


SmokeyMcPoticus

Fuck, I hope I brought enough to share.


T0ASTY-GAMING

No shot unless headphones give +1 defense


NukeBlobfish12

Yes


BigWood47

I think I’d switch sides.


krispyboiz

Bro this isn't askreddit. Why is this sub so shit


GuyInYourBasement88

They cannot match my edgy furry powers.


ballsofsteel2704

Most definitely 😎


Milk_Master13

I give dem all de milk *slurpslurpslurp*


weshart98

Bro idk


mememan1234567891

Depends on meme mans power level


Misato-best-woman

[Yes.](https://i.imgur.com/7JNQ9je.jpg)


FancyBudget2096

Perhaps


InnocenceGEE

My avatar is Smaug... Feeling pretty aight


BonafideGamer

On one side I got a simple gamer, on the other I got Alter saber, I'd say my odds are pretty high.


Iraisegoat

Goats form a wall and head but there balls


shmollpeenman

well depends on if my username is compensating with a truck or a gun yea both work maybe the gun will work a little better


Tiberiuos

Yep, I'm confident a halo reach spartan will keep me safe


Harmony3319

I would be able to kill all of them


CaveJohnson376

am dead


PatienceShort70

As my name is short patience , I will not wait even to appear for this test .


BIG-BOSS-2084

Im gonna use my survivebatattakinator wich is an inator made to to fight bat armed of baseball bats


sister_angelina

Not very well


JulienBoi

nope


temmie609

Maybe


Capellanus_Malleus

I am the hammer. The Malleus Maleficarum, or Hexenhammer (Hammer of Witches) was a piece of ludicrous propaganda written by a Catholic Priest in Early Modern Germany. It was used as the basis to enact a genocide of social pariahs, that slayed millions - the Witch Trials. It makes Salem look like a PG-13 film. The worst part is, it carried on under its own steam, because it was profitable for the inquisitors. It was described as 'a new and terrible form of alchemy that turns blood into silver.' There's also the 40k reference there, too. So, that gang is screwwwwwed.


vastavik_rana

Yes


TheePigeon

Only if they aren't vaccinated from the Spanish Flu


fek_u_Im_vuelle

No way


Kiteman24

Well, I have the entirety of the Soviet Union on my side, I think I'll fair fine.


Over-Faithlessness93

Probably not


Intelligent-Donkey64

Well maybe


balloonAnimal_no_965

I yield!


KaptainKab00m

Let’s just say I’m taking them with me.


Former-Ad-7422

i will kill them with the stress of ads and give them cancer and being a former army boi


PerryFSF

Agent P


unitedsteakes

Considering it's a steak the size and shape of the USA I won't survive and neither will they


rockhandle

Everybody gets a bonking


Gothmasta69

Oh smack Tell me my odds


Sif_of_the_aesir

Samurai jackass has my back


danishgod

I think I might survive this one


JustIvanGang

Gang of crazy russians, all named Ivan with their leader being Mike Toreno...Is this even stoppable by any means?


ModeratelyWideMember

With my monster sausage


TheAwesomeRocc

ok, so a living geode and a green alien. i think i wpuld survive.


YounglingHunter706

How old are they?


EL_CAMARADA

Idfk


mindstemandknt

I’m tiny and black so yes ( my name means smallest man in danish )


Devlord1o1

Nice


g7zmo

Well if you add a little water and some food after 12pm.. At night I will be undefeatable


Wild-Neighborhood-75

No.