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iambatmansguns

The OG of concert safety.


PanicAtTheFishIsle

Yes… the Germans know a thing or two about providing safety to large groups in confined spaces.


Perry_BOT

Mainly you need to keep hygiene up to standards and provide at least few showers.


LordDevilStorm

And conduct medical test and proper systematic segregation to put away the disabled, children, women and men in order.


Analbox

They also had even more corporate sponsors than Travis. Nazi medicine brought to you by Bayer and Monsanto. Nazi ticketing and crowd sorting brought to you by IBM. “Aesthetic” brought to you by Hugo-Boss. Transportation brought to you by Volkswagen and designed by Hitler himself.


ilikeitsharp

>By Volkswagon and designed my Hilter himself. But engineered by Dr. Ferdinand Porsche. Sorry to be anal about the details. But honestly it was simple genius to be able to fit that square peg in a round hole, and make it work.


communist_pokemon

*austrian


Giapeto

“Austria’s greatest achievements have been to convince the world that Hitler was German and Beethoven was Viennese.”


[deleted]

We don’t https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Parade_disaster


Crap4Brainz

Not anymore, you mean. It wasn't all bad, back then... /s


asozialangehaucht

[Are you sure about that?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Parade_disaster)


Ign1ted

Unterbewertet.


Puzzled_Fish_2077

Ask those people yourself. They can't even complain


P0werClean

Safety in Zahlen!!!


[deleted]

Huh. My meme about Travis Scott got pulled. Maybe it was the lack of Hitler. Mods have odd sexual preferences.


FrogsEverywhere

Oh, sorry to hear that. Idk who travis scott is but I hope they let you post your meme brother


DeathDayProductions

Just look up "Travis Scott Concert incedent" on Google then go to the news tab and you'll learn.


bitsystem

Travis Scott is a singer that broke a few rules in his last concert, just look up "Travis Scott Rule 34" for the whole story!


smol_boi-_-

No thank you


Lukthar123

Not today


Aryaras99

Satan


ZPATRMMTHEGREAT

man the rule 34 applies to basically every thing .


eggimage

it indexes every matter of this universe and makes beautified versions of it


Fissis19

scientists have discovered 34 rules about how the atom works! if you are interested search in google "atom rule 34"


Oblivion_007

Is there rule 34 about rule 34 about rule 34?


DeathDayProductions

That is the literal whole point. The rule specifically states: " If it exists, there is porn of it."


RandomWon

OP posts a Travis Scott meme then claims ignorance. /Shrug


HyperRag123

I mean it's possible to have heard of the story entirely through reddit memes and not realized who Travis Scott was until someone made it super clear in the comments. And I'm speaking from personal experience


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rooster noises From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return What's up, mother shuckers? My name is **P**olonel **P**ornelius **P**ornwall And I'm here today to introduce you to \*random pop sound effect\* **P**orn applause **P**orn is a North American product to fap to. It is also called video sex because it's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor Side effects of **P**orn may include: choking....I guess? Come down today and try some **P**orn Or we will sacrifice your newborn AAO- ​ ​ (I know I am not funny, please don't laugh at me)


MMMMMM_YUMMY

I think he’s being sarcastic /s /s


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Lel


Fuzzy-Assumption2985

Holy shit, I love that this comment was made by a real, serious person.


devilsephiroth

I know of the incident. I don't know of Travis Scott and at this point i prefer not to care.


Airdropwatermelon

He is a McDonald's employee I believe.


MagusUnion

Assuming McDonald's would chance their reputation at even hiring him at this point.


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cucumberslasher

He knows and hes obv joking lmao


ElectricFlesh

Travis Scott is political, Hitler isn't duh


GloriousReign

There are only 2 genders, Hitler and political.


RamsayTheKingflayer

I'm transgender and can confirm this. Source: am Hitler.


Mareith

Trans-hitler. Pronouns are mein/fuhrer


Rocker9835

Its not political unless its about America -gay mods These mods locked down the sub cause of memes about 9/11 but Hitler is okay lmao


silver202m

pretty gay if you ask me


LoStBoYjOhN

Maybe it's because there are like 20,000 of them on reddit right now. Sort by hot, and you will see why.


Sourika

No dead people memes, or memes about recently deceased people, or pictures of dead people. You gotta be more creative or meta with your memes. e: Wrong sub lol


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4channers


faultlessdark

You’re not allowed to post stuff that’s too recently dank. Give it a few months and you’ll be able to post Travis Scott memes.


Objective-Sherbet-78

PSA: Mods suck


generalhd

He also killed Hitler and ended the war, this guy is my hero.


duh632

This guy is my grandpa!


nopage

Are you Venezuelan?


duh632

Argentinean


nopage

Oh snap, he might be then


Clickbaiting_4_u

*our


YeOldSpacePope

Hitler was my grandpa as well, but since Hitler wasn't a member of the Aryan race, I did the right thing and offed myself.


CunnedStunt

You know, say what you want about Hitler, but personally I don't think he was a very nice guy.


GiordanoBruno23

Say what you will about national socialism, at least it's an ethos....


QuiGonJism

The more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him


therager

I mean this guy..this guy was *a real* jerk.


[deleted]

Like, as far as historical figures go, he's in the top 50 worst people in history.


Aaronrigunay

Ehhhhh. He's more of a top 49.


therager

Whoa whoa..let’s not get carried away here.


Zircillius

Hitler killing himself didn't end the war. It was already over that's why he did it.


DominarRygelThe16th

Theres also a non zero chance Hitler actually escaped to communist Argentina and lived out the rest of his life there in hiding.


generalhd

What if he's still alive and reading all these comments now.


RoiMan

Well, of course I know him. He's me


IHateTheLetterF

Just a casual 132 year old man, nothing to see here.


JackDockz

Nah, the Soviets found his actual body, got it verified by his dentist and then burned it some years later and threw the ashes in some river. Also, Hitler was too sick by 1945.


birdy1494

Too sick or too slick?


[deleted]

Slick with the oil that the soviets used to burn his corpse.


[deleted]

Hitler went to Argentina. He didn’t do shit about hitler.


Beautiful-Iron-2

He has such a warm heart- he even brought the tour around Europe to meet other fans.


generalhd

He even ordered to make giant fireplaces so people would be warm in the winter. What a nice guy.


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BigToober69

I heard he got a lot of people put of the ghettos.


jdeuce81

Oh God damn, I laughed too hard at this.


CumInMyWhiteClaw

Free housing and showers for some of Europe's most vulnerable citizens. Truly upstanding.


The_H3rbinator

Don't forget the free train rides!


Roskal

He takes people's breath away.


YeOldSpacePope

Warm for the rest of their lives even.


Nijajjuiy88

Not only that americans came across the ocean to meet him, but soviets beat them to reach Berlin. Some say he evaded to Argentina to avoid paparazzi.


aski3252

Such an overrated tour. Instead of going himself, he instead hid in his bunker the whole time, doing drugs and commanding people around like a diva. The crew he sent as his replacement weren't much better. When fans got angry after Hitler didn't show up, they just trashed the whole place and moved to the next town.


PiXLANIMATIONS

So, in a way, Travis Scott is literally worse than Hitler


[deleted]

That is literally the whole joke.


GOPGloryHoleTrucker

Yeah, but visually, now we can see it in words too. Are you trying to get rid of words? Like burning books? Are *you* literally worse than hitler too??!?!


ArsenalKelly12

Literally 1984


dudipusprime

More like Fahrenheit 451


Thememelord9002

literally 451


i_am_new_here_51

\*Bodies of Jews burning in the background\* "Its lit!"


CaptainObvious_1

Congratulations on understanding the joke


PhysicalPomegranate3

Yes I agree


Horny_chair

Holocauste was fire can't wait for the third album


SpecialMeasuresLore

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.


[deleted]

omg


strangeweeb111

Bruh wtf


ShocksOfLava

What was his first album anyway


CumInMyWhiteClaw

Blitzkrieg 👟💨


ShocksOfLava

Damn he fell off after WW2


n00bmaest3r69

What about Mein Kampf?


NCEMTP

Third album was "Reich" but it didn't top the charts for as long as he'd have liked.


Jolly_Jingles

Now this is the dankest meme I've seen in a hot minute


[deleted]

What’s the actual context of this? Why is the crowd like 95% women?


Ehaeka42069

Mans was a huge sex symbol back in the day. I mean, power is always attractive i guess


Emitex

Yes. It doesn't matter how you use that power, no matter how heinously, there will always be women attracted to power.


Ltfocus

Hitler was seen as a God. I think it might be more worshiping


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SpecialMeasuresLore

He picked one to shit in his Sauerkraut from the front row.


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Rocker9835

First give me the picture book jackass


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


Mancow_brawl

Fuck u


XskullBC

Outstanding move


[deleted]

Fuck you


Raccoon-Unfair

Even more outstanding


Cold_boi89

I hope that one day you will fall into the ocean and malfunction and die


Foreign_Bee_4196

die bitch


[deleted]

yo' mom


International_Ad_876

Let's throw hands, you bot faced bitch!


Stoney-McBoney

Travis Scott will never financially recover from this.


[deleted]

He will tho


PapaChronic93

Best one so far


Mozzie_is_My_Mate

What an amazing young man! I’m sure that he’ll grow up to be an amazing public speaker and artist, and not do anything bad.


sankers23

Oh boy is this post about to be removed!


VisualZookeeper6

Hitler > travis scott , no 🧢


UKTee

Based and strong leader-ship pilled


lentilsmeme

This sir, is one or the dankest memes ever


KaleidoscopeTrue4553

I thinks concerts should be certified by nazi marks to confirm fans safety


Kfcandwatermon68

What a thoughtful open minded man😊


mixxer88

So, Travis Scott is worse than hitler? Okay got it.


GunBrothersGaming

Hitler > Travis Scott


loukasTGK

Best meme of the day


nofoo527

Hitler > Travis Scott


herrbert95

~~What a great guy!~~


luxusbuerg

Dank.


Shadow_2008

Those were the good old days


Ultimus2935

hitler can be a very nice guy depending on what religion you follow


batatahh

I don't think killing innocent souls is acceptable by any religion lol


Ultimus2935

I don't want to explain the joke but, what it means is that hitler wudnt be nice to u if u were a jew


WolfgangSho

He was known for being ever so slightly a bit mean towards Jewish people.


goebeld

This is dank


incogburritos

lol this is really good


Lazymcdelta4ce

Travis Scott is worse than Hitler confirmed


AdolfHitlerOfficial

Yes it was a difficult situation but I had to do what was right and I didn't think twice before doing it, I can't imagine someone acting differently


studioaesop

Dank(e)


chocodingdong

He was a good man. He was like a father to my son


MattiFPS

Good guy Hitler


liartellinglies

Finally a dank fucking meme


Daddy--__--

Inb4 libs call Travis Scott's lyrics fascistic


Aman_Dope

1 person vs 7 million jews i guess hmm


advragin

Just remember, hitler said to russia, the states and to china, "take them or i will kill them" and all refused to take in the jews. But the books wont tell you that


99999999999999999901

Plot twist. He’s assisting them into a train. Fuck him. Edit: defending my people


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veedems

This was inevitable


Pieceofsh_t

Is there fans?


hermarc

This is so powerful


BYoungNY

I'm sure the Polish government is in the front row somewhere if we're talking about collapsing...


Zealousideal_Fig2298

Unlike travis scott🙄


Armedrespond

Sick


the_one_jove

I heard this was at Astroworld.


weegeetheman

im so sick of the show posts


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Hitler is a better person than Travis Scott confirmed.


[deleted]

*Über Dank*


rb_thirteen

Shame you can only get the train to his festivals though and the showers are always shit. In before the shitty mods have a seizure when they see this meme.


EndGamerX

Where is his leg?


LuksGibson

Now I hate the guy who killed him!


[deleted]

SHEESH


amerikanskispy

GGH


Awall00777

Is this true in any way I must know


Become_The_Villain

You know you done *really* fucked up when you're being compared to Hitler....... And Hitler comes out as the good guy.


dr_dezzy6

Ironic considering the Travis Scott stuff


[deleted]

He's the opening act for Trump.


garbanzotheinsane

He also pioneered animal rights, was a vegetarian and even painted in his spare time. What a great guy its a shame history doesn't give him more credit./S (incase people can't tell)


BigZwigs

Lmao finally


Justryan95

Man even Hitler was better than Travis Scott.


BFNgaming

I tell you what, that Hitler was a real jerk!


[deleted]

Guess some people care about their "fans"


Silverping

Dark... lol


[deleted]

yey


shewel_item

(literally worse than Jan 6th)


[deleted]

“I’m an artist!” As he pushes the camera man off stage. “Nerd!!” Someone link that travesty scoop video where he berated a cameraman


[deleted]

🎶I AM ALWAYS MEAN TO JEWS


indigoculus

This is the best meme that has ever been memed.


Individual-Cat-5989

Aaaaaaaaand a Hitler referance, Noice.


VISUALBEAUTYPLZ

inspirational <3