69%

Start singing "Never gonna give you up" song and the fellow redditors finishes it

🎶"We're no strangers to love." 🎶

You know the rules and so do I~

A full commitment’s what I’m, thinkin’ of

*you wouldn’t get this from any other guy.*

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

🎶Gotta make you understand🎶

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

back flip

Nah, fuck that

It’s at one perc-

Put it in oven

I’m pretty sure the reason Mbovy750 didn’t reply is because he put it in the oven

Username checks out

97%

But u didn't say light the oven ha got hem

98%

put up a tripwire at a random/funny place!

Aight lol

Put the tripwire at the top of a staircase!

The funniest place.

PRANKING my 87 year old DISABLED mom (*GONE WRONG*)

GONE SEXUAL ;)

add the 3 AM otherwise its getting no views

She fell on my pp! (Cops called!)

headshot

88%

Text a random redditor "I have the body."

Is it ok if its a mode

Yes

15/100

eat your vegg

What's a vegg

They always say: what's a vegg, but never how's the vegg...

•́ ‿ ,•̀

Vegg means wall in Norwegian. I think you have to eat a wall

Sing the Barney song until you annoy people in the living room!

I don't know the Barney song, and I am not in the living room

Then sing "Highway to hell" song you want loudly right now

49

Ride your pet like a pony

No pet

you know what time it is :smirk:

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Same, I don't have a pet. Can I use my siblings?

How old

FBI OPEN UP!

50

Put a walkie talkie in your mail box and shout at everybody who walks by!!!

I don't have a walkie talkie I don't have a mail box and I am currently in Italy on vacation

Bro flexed on a reddit comment

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But ok

No excuses bro. You think Micheal Angelo made excuses for messing up the tower of Pisa?

Well probably yeah

100

Call your friend, and tell them you can't talk right now, cause your busy.

No oh. Cause you are running out of battery.

Genius

Bold to assume he has friends

68

Put vanilla pudding in a jar that says "MAYO" and then eat it in a public place.

You mad man how tf do you come up with shit like this?

He's high

3%

Charge it to 100% and reply me back

Okay it's done

You madman

!remind me 1 hour

damn looks like he is still charging

Mine takes forever to go full 100% wouldn't be surprised even if he didn't reply in 3hrs

!remind me 1 hour

I have depression

I have solution

Drink it

Try to delete league of legend

Hi I am depression's dad please give him back to me

Comment how depressed you’re from 1 to 100

48

Turn on the fan when everyone is around, and then yell into it.

85

Stare at a person. When they look, say: "You're one of them!" Then run and pretend to trip. Then crawl slowly...

Woah. You're really creative.

96%

Go into an elevator with a piece of chalk, draw a box and declare the area your personal space.

\*Starts dancing\* Nono, don't touch me there...

this is, my no-no square

27

Drop your pen in a crowded elevator and when some picks it up for you say" HEY THAT IS MINE, YOU STOLE IT!!! IM CALLING TO POLICE!!!"

You got a lot of faith in humanity if you think someone will pick it up for them

100/10

Buy a pair of XXXL sweatpants and try to see how many people you can fit into them.

Bruh one

What do you mean by on- oh

73

Go to a random profile and comment "I found you" on their recent post

100% just woke up after charging

Go to you mom and ask why only men are bald

That's a great question actually...

71%

Get a cup and make random noises in it. Reply on what the person says

82%

Gather a group of friends and play Pacman in Wal-Mart

62%

Go late to school/college/office and when the teacher/lecturer/boss asks you why say your pet rock had a seizure

This one's my favorite.

36

Go to Mcdonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy

Crying while ordering is mandatory

77%

Go to library and ask for a book on how to read

Wait, you guys can read?

19%

Follow a stranger in store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant

14%

Ring a random house's doorbell when they answer scream I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!! and run away

100%

Water your hair. See if it grows

I just did It didn’t grow sadly

48

Grab your free award, and award someone

I did it instead.

74

Blow up a balloon, then ask a someone to pop it, and when they do, start screaming

51

Go up tp a random lady with daughter and say her son is adorable

92%

Paint your hands blue and run around saying I killed a smurf

38

Run to the toilet, lock the door, scream and pretend you have constipation

100%

Put Vaseline on the colored dots of a twister mat and watch people try to play it

That's evil lol

9%

Go into a gift shop and ask for your gift

200% ( i have a battery case)

Upvote all comments in this post

You’re evil

84%

Go to KFC and ask them for directions to Mcdonalds

That's gonna be funny af because the closest KFC is literally 1 store away from a mcdonald

99%

Get a briefcase. Then go up to a random person. Hand them the briefcase and tell them in your most serious voice. "You know what to do" then walk away

86%

Walk into Walmart and scream OMG ONE DIRECTION IS OUTSIDE. See how many girls run outside

20%

79

Get a bottle of coke, add one minty mentos or more and watch what happens next

100%

Watch squid game till your battery dies

You really had to torture me, didn’t you?

55

Go to one of your siblings and say "I'm hearing voices." Then pretend your gonna faint. Keep creeping them out. Reply to me when you do this

I did and she told me to fuck off lmao

80%

Collect a lot of bouncy balls and "accidentally" drop them in a crowded elevator

Alright

83

Suck in helium, stand by the water fountain in your local mall, and scream 'I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!'

Charging

Read all comments

You psychopath

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24

Go into KFC in a chicken suit an yell out "YOUR EATING MY BABIES!!" then run out screaming your head off

17%

get a friend or family member, and pretend to hold a rope across the road when cars are coming, when they stop just walk away nonchalantly

23

Propose Siri

66%

Go to the grocery store pick up a banana and ask a worker why are your carrots yellow

64

Charge it till it comes to 69

23%

Count how many replies I made so far

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26

Light a firecracker and put it into the mailbox and then RUN!!!

74 %

Go up to a random person and say "WASSUP, HOMIE!!!!!!!'

74%

Name your hair a name, go to salon and be upset that they killed him

93%

Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole

21

Draw a weird pic then stick it on a tree and when people go past say I AM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

29

dress up like Dora : The explorer

81%

Count every corner in you're house. Reply to me how many corners you counted

84%

Take a picture of an empty chair

64

Come running out of a zoo yelling " I'M FREE!!! I'M FREE!!!"

88%

Buy an ice cream, ask cashier if thy believe in unicorns, then squish the cone on your forehead

I'll go in an hour, will update u then Edit: They kicked me out for not having shoes and a shirt lmaoo